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mad heiress: here come the warm tweets

mad heiress: rock paper incisors

mad heiress: bulldoze it and they will come

mad heiress: using twitter to complain about twitter since 2019

mad heiress: paranoia engulfed the riverboat

mad heiress: the finest in custom surround sound systems for sensory deprivation tanks

mad heiress: "this is my country and i don't eat anymore" says a she-wolf after the war

mad heiress: bad music for bad people

mad heiress: no flight just fight

mad heiress: living vicariously through auto wrecks since 1966

mad heiress: glory! shouted "let's have a shenanigans!" before bludgeoning random people on the street

mad heiress: lord grant us the moral certainty of a woke creative-class bitch

mad heiress: lousy with the flowy pictures, poetry, and premonitions of death, sex, and oneliness

mad heiress: some people just need a little help once in awhile

mad heiress: joan of noah's arc

mad heiress: it's coming for us. it's in the forest. it's in the trees!

mad heiress: livingstoned, i presume?

mad heiress: not to be outdone by their friends on social media, baxter and esmeralda detonated a low-yield nuke for their child's gender-reveal party

mad heiress: every god has its day

mad heiress: [android grabs its crotch aggressively] "anthropomorphize this!"

mad heiress: chat bots gone wild

mad heiress: hell is other people's rick rolls

mad heiress: eleven things to do in minnesota when you're dead

mad heiress: daddy was a fence post, mama was an ironing board

mad heiress: large hard-on collider vs dionysian sphere

mad heiress: death is just birth in reverse

mad heiress: more songs about buildings and food and cultural appropriation

mad heiress: daddy was a water heater, mama was a septic tank

mad heiress: life hacking our way to ineptitude

mad heiress: noh woman, noh cry

mad heiress: in the future, all androids shall talk in the patois of californian surfers

mad heiress: glory! released an all-star collaboration album that has so many guest stars that each singer only sings a single syllable per song

mad heiress: daddy was a jugaloo, mama was a deadhead

mad heiress: is that a wormhole in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

mad heiress: fortune favors the bald

mad heiress: the strange life and death of amoeba smalls

mad heiress: there are two kinds of people in this world - those who wait for the oven to preheat, and the rest of us

mad heiress: 99 luft balloons but a bitch ain't one/99 problems but a bottle of beer on the wall ain't one

mad heiress: what do you know about rattling napkins?

mad heiress: if i never again read an article with "reclaiming your..." in the title, it'll be too soon

mad heiress: it takes a nation of shareholders to hold us back

mad heiress: i wandered lonely as a downward trending instagram influencer

mad heiress: emu-driven solutions for a data-rich world

mad heiress: a frequent need to trade sharp objects with children

mad heiress: existentially cuckolded

mad heiress: glory! applied for a job as iggy pop's butler

mad heiress: every day must have its dog

mad heiress: the best summer dresses for bald-headed women

mad heiress: glory! did some session work for the alan parsons-dolly parton project

mad heiress: dox the casbah

mad heiress: turn the flower inside out

mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin summary to "hangman for her majesty the queen"

mad heiress: cleo awake, cleo asleep

mad heiress: personal identity is boring

mad heiress: to the hero go the spoilers of war

mad heiress: the spanish influencer influenza of 1918

mad heiress: glory! sold my house and rented out an entire ghost cruise ship

mad heiress: have you thrown a boomerang at someone today?

mad heiress: let's all become extras in our own lives

mad heiress: are you ready to live in a world where every female data center manager resembles actor-era st. vincent?

mad heiress: the best thing about immortality is that you can fart forever

mad heiress: why have life goals when you can have afterlife goals?

mad heiress: answering the question "who audits the auditor?"

mad heiress: music for shark attacks, parts i-iv

mad heiress: glory! formed an antonin artaud-inspired blues band called antonin's boogie. cruelty never sounded so good.

mad heiress: you know you're more than you know but you just can't prove it. not yet.

mad heiress: sun ra and his electric light arkestra

mad heiress: the erotic hallucinations of a priest lusting after the wife of a general, or so they say

mad heiress: to win is to fail/stomping at the border tonight/everything's all right when you sing "ooh ooh ooh"

mad heiress: nudity and sex but no foam parties

mad heiress: the best songs feel like inevitable thoughts 

mad heiress: glory! published a book of nonsensical poetry called the smiling bidet

mad heiress: say something obscene into the microphone. think about the dance hydrogen and electricity do. wink like you think a shark winks.

mad heiress: where coldplay meets cosplay

mad heiress: the world is a funny place. let's make it a little funnier.

mad heiress: pour en finir avec le jugement de dieu

mad heiress: love and sex and death and personal hygiene and sunny goddamn freshness all year long

mad heiress: glory! convinced the literary world that jd salinger is writing choose your own adventure books for pre-teens

mad heiress: time passes very slowly when you're in a hippo's mouth

mad heiress: little-known fact: pornography can provide all the emotional solace the average person needs

mad heiress: glory! changed my name to artemis trouserpencil and went door to door selling life insurance for sexbots

mad heiress: what if all the women on dating apps who are "seeking their partner in crime" are actually looking for a guy to commit crimes with?

mad heiress: susan foley's flight from the phantasmagorical

mad heiress: the 100th bite tastes just like the 1st

mad heiress: imagine if you will a world where every office character gets their own tv spinoff

mad heiress: where does a body begin?

mad heiress: hey, wanna participate in an exploitative system?

mad heiress: easing into that inevitable neoliberal stockholm syndrome

mad heiress: glory! became a doctor just so i could say to my patients "it looks like you have an advanced case of the primordial rooty toots"

mad heiress: this is for when you feel like a work of fiction. any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

mad heiress: glory! convince apple to add esperanto as a supported language to the iphone

mad heiress: he opened his mouth to speak and was surprised when a series of pitched thuds tumbled out

mad heiress: what happens when an entire society lives inside its illusion?

mad heiress: walking the tightrope between ambition and exhaustion

mad heiress: chronicling the romance between man and train since 1972

mad heiress: zero shucks given

mad heiress: collecting limited edition12" remixes on blue vinyl since 1983

mad heiress: hand sanitizer of the gods

mad heiress: glory! founded a society in which rick rolling is punishable by death

mad heiress: one expletive away from sainthood

mad heiress: life among the swalloons

mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin headline to read "raconteur and occasional poet"

mad heiress: little monkey atop big statue

mad heiress: are there nightclubs in heaven?

mad heiress: where conjugal visits meet subterranean rituals

mad heiress: even our backstories have backstories

mad heiress: finished my memoir entitled fetch the bone saw

mad heiress: did time play you for the fool again?

mad heiress: the hype is real. bananas exist. #curvedyellowfruit

mad heiress: glory! changed my linkedin summary to "renegade priest"

mad heiress: old soviet joke - "what doesn’t buzz and doesn’t fit in your ass? a soviet machine for buzzing inside your ass."

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the liberals wearing masks as they drive alone in their cars. 

mad heiress: please help us destroy music

mad heiress: glory! formed an all-mom punk band called wall of moms

mad heiress: spoonlady gonna fantabulize ya. take ya for a ride on her tarot plane.

mad heiress: they're not sure it even is a body

mad heiress: the hills are alive with the sound of muzak

mad heiress: let's get mystery proofed

mad heiress: riot grrl chicken sez "zero clucks given"

mad heiress: make no mistake, america. we are not in this together. 

mad heiress: sailing with olivia away from the old man and his gun

mad heiress: glory! spoke entirely in acronyms for a week just for fun

mad heiress: the mise-en-scène of the crime

mad heiress: bimbos in limbo

mad heiress: mama did the monkey all night long

mad heiress: glory! formed a dirty projectors cover band named moppet puppers

mad heiress: garbage-based solutions for an information-rich world

mad heiress: misfits and old tits

mad heiress: time wounds all heels

mad heiress: millicent the semi-magnificent

mad heiress: attack of the loose-fitting cotton shirts

mad heiress: took the gourmet cooking world by storm with my recipe for spider egg soup

mad heiress: welcome to the twilight zone of twat

mad heiress: where there's no such thing as too many strange mouth noises

mad heiress: more innie than outtie

mad heiress: she can discern a freckle from a tick at 100 paces

mad heiress: all comments taken out of context

mad heiress: selling happiness out of the back of our van

mad heiress: neck deep in debasement and self pity

mad heiress: rude boy just off probation, rude boy gonna shoot up the town

mad heiress: i'm voting for holden caufield

mad heiress: advocating for the right to use verbs as nouns

mad heiress: jawbone kneeling, hit the floor

mad heiress: sniper at work. proceed with extreme caution.

mad heiress: the very finest in corporate-sanctioned rap

mad heiress: through a scanner, snarkily

mad heiress: if obama got a nobel for being black, will trump get one for being orange?

mad heiress: anarchy burger (hold the government)

mad heiress: all men are liars (and that's the truth)

mad heiress: why has no one written a love song entitled goddammit yet?

mad heiress: maybe this isn't such a good time to engage in an all-out culture war

mad heiress: in the dream your tongue is transformed into an abnormally large maggot writhing unseeingly searching the air for sustenance

mad heiress: you know you want to ride this bounce house

mad heiress: putting the 'oops' in 'poops' since 1992

mad heiress: tell them i drowned in a barrel of wine

mad heiress: where style meets sustenance

mad heiress: it seemed like a good idea at the time

mad heiress: cat o'nine tails got your tongue?

mad heiress: where internet outrage smells like lilacs

mad heiress: where form fucks function

mad heiress: employing reverse-reverse psychology to devastating effect

mad heiress: that little town where they kill their children

mad heiress: front-row seats for witnessing the decline of western civilization

mad heiress: where even the gluten is gluten-free

mad heiress: contractually obligated to disappoint

mad heiress: these napalm-infused brussel sprouts will change the way you think about eating

mad heiress: never met a distant radio signal of unknown origin we didn't like

mad heiress: woptobbler hemoglobin haptogoblins

mad heiress: window shopping for a coherent ideology

mad heiress: the man from ohio oh he slammed the plan, the man from ohio oh he slammed the plan

mad heiress: as your skull earfucks the earth, do us this one favor...

mad heiress: making love to a vampire with a monkey on my knee

mad heiress: the day a meteor made entirely of sweet potatoes slammed into earth

mad heiress: japanese mitten porn clogging up your search results

mad heiress: this philly cheesesteak customer cannot even right now

mad heiress: quilting without guilt since 1969

mad heiress: earthquakes in slow motion

mad heiress: all up in your fancy since 1983

mad heiress: 73 yards of brazilian finery

mad heiress: where opioids meet mopiods

mad heiress: 101 of the best billionaire humble brags

mad heiress: i don't know how you do it, but lie to me, baby, lie to me

mad heiress: putting the strumpet in your trumpet and the stuffin' in in your muffin

mad heiress: like sex in a portapotty on the last day of a week-long outdoor summer music festival

mad heiress: fax me outside

mad heiress: nerd rage will only get you so far

mad heiress: blackhawks at the diner

mad heiress: doin' the grimbolic two-step

mad heiress: wholly detached from the fevers of our times

mad heiress: embracing powerlessness as a way of life

mad heiress: mystery lozenge of the 14th century, reveal thyself

mad heiress: kung-fu diary of a victorian school marm

mad heiress: what did the buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? "make me one with everything."

mad heiress: chinese rappers won't be silenced

mad heiress: independent as a hog on ice since 1952

mad heiress: words are the true currency

mad heiress: bias in search of evidence since 1978

mad heiress: bill gates-paris hilton sextape

mad heiress: surrealist dirty bomb all up in your underwear

mad heiress: yoga for dead people. non-breathe at your own pace.

mad heiress: soiling ourselves on the launch pad 10 seconds before liftoff

mad heiress: fact-finding mission in a post-truth world

mad heiress: ludonarrative dissonance every time we take a dump

mad heiress: all heavy weapons go "buddha! buddha! buddha!"

mad heiress: the erosion of the self is no sad thing

mad heiress: where vomit meets enlightenment

mad heiress: it's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked

mad heiress: identity is a branching tree

mad heiress: death is the new normal

mad heiress: parliamentary puppet, say hello to a somnambulant public

mad heiress: the elvis of antidioxidants

mad heiress: buggers can't be choosers

mad heiress: ending every sentence with the sound of a finished kiss

mad heiress: man proposes, god disposes

mad heiress: year x is when everything starts over

mad heiress: zero is as zero does/let x=x

mad heiress: towards a methodology of total inaction

mad heiress: when invited into a man's castle, don't pee in his boots

mad heiress: run through that brick brick wall like it was butter

mad heiress: writing the algorithms that determine your negativity bias

mad heiress: is it yabba dabba doo time yet?

mad heiress: absurdity's last best hope

mad heiress: suicide breasts drive you bonkers

mad heiress: this is for when you can't tell the difference between a snowball fight and a tactical thermonuclear exchange

mad heiress: civilization ends with a tweet

mad heiress: dark, fuzzy, demented

mad heiress: unloaded a double barrel of buckshot at the moon. when's it gonna hit?

mad heiress: living our lives sideways at the best of times

mad heiress: every girl crazy 'bout a larp-dressed man

mad heiress: flowers in our faces, baskets in our cases

mad heiress: glory! got a job at unc library and formed a low-energy indie mope trio with fellow librarians called failure horse

mad heiress: good news sleeps until noon

mad heiress: the cavemen were obviously bisexualaf

mad heiress: always leave them larping

mad heiress: sergeant dr pepper's lonely discontinued soda club band

mad heiress: love lies vaping

mad heiress: disturbed by workplace gifs

mad heiress: glory! found happiness by opening a conceptualist roadside diner called ed's oblique eats

mad heiress: tweeting the untweetable since 1688

mad heiress: like "nnnnngh oooooo eeeee"

mad heiress: contains .001% juice

mad heiress: the ass is always greener on the other side

mad heiress: remember when we looked forward the internet?

mad heiress: glory! formed an in-person 4chan group chat on meetup

mad heiress: desperately looking for a blockbuster to return our overdue vhs tape to

mad heiress: somewhere there's a hydraulic system with your name on it

mad heiress: from the trash heap of history straight to your social feed

mad heiress: where it's at. got two face masks and a microphone.

mad heiress: who needs new car smell when you can have new outhouse smell

mad heiress: glory! founded a moving company called two men in a truck who don't give a fuck 

mad heiress: there's a shucker born every minute

mad heiress: in no particular order of importance - sex, death, birth

mad heiress: a naked man was seen wandering the streets of district 11 last night. was that you?

mad heiress: glory! made a name for myself organizing bikini contests for people with elephantiasis

mad heiress: burble and spit from rind to core

mad heiress: get up, get on up. stay on the scene, like a fax machine.

mad heiress: pestatarian (noun) one who will eat anything provided it is off of someone else's plate

mad heiress: ancillary jimminylicks

mad heiress: glorifying sexual violence since 1623

mad heiress: this is for when the sirens pull up at your house

mad heiress: hope in one hand, shit in the other. see which fills up first.

mad heiress: even the dead are terrified

mad heiress: from farm to table to toilet

mad heiress: glory! founded a modern jazz saxaphone quartet devoted to reinterpreting the works of swedish synth pop band aha!

mad heiress: 3! 12! shit!

mad heiress: a masterpiece of brechtian estrangement

mad heiress: hyperbarbaric oxygen chamber

mad heiress: who were we when we were who we were?

mad heiress: flip hit switch hitter for increase stopped or thundering

mad heiress: when a dildo is introduced in the first act, it must be used by the end of the play

mad heiress: glory! posted the following in my local craigslist: "send me a poem and i will mail you a brick of year-old feces"

mad heiress: this one goes out to the shadows that are now free from the influence of the objects that would cast them

mad heiress: glory! formed a folk duo called puss factory

mad heiress: in the future, everyone will be cancelled for 15 minutes

mad heiress: never surviving long enough to suffer the sophomore slump

mad heiress: where stovepipe meets crackpipe

mad heiress: laid back people, laid back problems

mad heiress: there's nothing you can post that isn't seen. nothing you can tweet that isn't shared. all you need is likes. likes are all you need.

mad heiress: the party boys of sway house are not a welcome addition to the block

mad heiress: the future's so bright i gotta wear depends

mad heiress: mirrors where eyes should be

mad heiress: engaging in developmentally appropriate forms of rebellion since 1992

mad heiress: is that a gendered pronoun, or are you just happy to see me?

mad heiress: history is the product of immense improvisation

mad heiress: that's a tough crack to nut

mad heiress: chainsaw a go-go

mad heiress: czechoslovakian vacationers gone wild

mad heiress: the girl with the dagon tatoo

mad heiress: okinawan pop music forever

mad heiress: crunk simply so that others may simply crunk

mad heiress: who put their foot in my porridge?

mad heiress: where flesh meets metal

mad heiress: the journey of 1,000 crooked miles begins with a single misstep

mad heiress: sliming you from afar since 1823

mad heiress: the anality of evil

mad heiress: shit so thick you need a gomstick

mad heiress: lately fascinated with the color three

mad heiress: simon and simon vs simon and schuster and garfunkle

mad heiress: he died with a falafel in his hand

mad heiress: duchess with a nuclear device

mad heiress: when life is an ongoing revelation that you haven't been cynical enough

mad heiress: friends with fiduciary benefits

mad heiress: glory! became the first man cuckolded on mars

mad heiress: satisfaction through inaction

mad heiress: no transnational outside our jurisdiction

mad heiress: tales of adventure, as told by extraordinarily wide men

mad heiress: glory! published my memoirs under the title capering under a gibbous moon

mad heiress: when your life motto is "dance like simon cowell is watching"

mad heiress: someday you'll look at the data with a fresh set of eyes

mad heiress: licensed purveyors of a vast bibbeldy nothingness

mad heiress: where are my fucking octagonal synth drums?

mad heiress: glory! got all my friends using the phrase "that's about as useful as a pig dipped in shit"

mad heiress: with a nose like that, she's gotta be into virginia woolf

mad heiress: become a hero or an absolute disaster of a human being

mad heiress: so crazy out of love right now

mad heiress: not so much flirting with disaster as full-on fellating it at 4am in the dairy queen parking lot

mad heiress: medically-induced comma/oxford coma/girlfriend in a comma

mad heiress: "it felt weirdly authentic"

mad heiress: sullied by the nelly cargo

mad heiress: books do heat a room

mad heiress: roads girdle the globe

mad heiress: festival of self-inflicted pain

mad heiress: glory! wrote a novel entitled the novel corona virus just so journalists have to write "the novel corona virus novel" when they cover it

mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who saw their dad beaten up by a peg-legged dock worker named waxy gordon

mad heiress: where the comma and the semicolon battle it out until the end of time

mad heiress: cure for hairy teeth

mad heiress: a film montage of harried executives accidentally dropping their cell phones into office toilets

mad heiress: the internet has run out of things to show us

mad heiress: that endless two-chord hollywood lounge trash vamp

mad heiress: glory! hired a band to follow me around and play my theme song whenever i walk into a room 

mad heiress: of disagreements regarding indian cooking, we say "it's a naan issue"

mad heiress: someday your artist formerly known as prince will come

mad heiress: your one-stop-shop for art rock inessentials

mad heiress: where is it written that all philosophical sci-fi tv shows must have imitation philip glass sountracks?

mad heiress: where covid meets covfefe

mad heiress: a booger in hand is worth two in the nose

mad heiress: answering the question that's on everyone's mind: 'how are drag queens dealing with the lockdown?'

mad heiress: love has its joke sometimes

mad heiress: the best girls grew up in irish bars

mad heiress: boba fett vs chaka khan/star trek ii: the wrath of chaka khan

mad heiress: wilding with teresa

mad heiress: hoochie meets coochie, loses coochie

mad heiress: shooting out car tires sounds like lots of fun

mad heiress: music always sounds better when it's drifting in from the next room

mad heiress: and you shall judge us by our trail of dead

mad heiress: oregano ratbone says "hi"

mad heiress: honesty is outlawed. drunk driving is mandatory. robbery is not only legal, but encouraged.

mad heiress: big times, small people

mad heiress: we'd say what we mean but the words get in the way

mad heiress: around here, it's always september 10th

mad heiress: why can't the kennedys stop dying?

mad heiress: writing all our hip hop rhymes in olde englysh

mad heiress: wholly untroubled by original thought since 1972

mad heiress: fighting shock with apathy since 2012

mad heiress: because life is only a part-job job

mad heiress: where high art and low deeds collide

mad heiress: making it into heaven and then complaining about the harp music

mad heiress: glory! invented an ice cream that combines cookies and cream with munster cheese called cookie munster

mad heiress: glory! got married in the large hadron collider and divorced in the dyson sphere

mad heiress: where the acne scars of youth meet the wrinkles of old age

mad heiress: glory! managed a punk group of homeless musicians called vagabond and the tent cities

mad heiress: the grass is always greener when it bursts up through concrete

mad heiress: hoarding ventilators since 1979

mad heiress: anime gif of the zapruder film in 5...4...3...2...

mad heiress: 40 acres and a sexbot

mad heiress: just make sure your killers are heroes

mad heiress: surveil me, baby

mad heiress: greetings from the sweet adolphus piss factory

mad heiress: where it's at. got two pandemics and a microphone.

mad heiress: god invents man. man promptly returns the favor and invents god. 

mad heiress: rock critic cliche #5: overuse of the word "kinetic" to describe nervous fast music made by anxious looking skinny white people

mad heiress: when your life goal is to never fuck the same pussy twice

mad heiress: all the kids on the blacktop sing "jang jang fahtang, fang fang hang"

mad heiress: how many years of sad aggravation do you reckon you have ahead of you? 

mad heiress: my child is an honor student at the branch davidian summer apocalypse camp

mad heiress: <great white shark to diver> "do you have a few minutes to discuss accepting lord jesus christ as your personal savior?"

mad heiress: ladies and gentlemen, i give you...eustace and the flavanoids!

mad heiress: prosecutors will be trespassed

mad heiress: so many instruments, so little sound

mad heiress: the journey of 1,000 wanks begins with a single cockblock

mad heiress: citric wamplitude

mad heiress: keeping the home pyres burning since 1966

mad heiress: ritual seppuku in 5...4...3...2...

mad heiress: radiating tragic gutter glory

mad heiress: the voyages of the interstellar elderflower

mad heiress: if jesus were alive today he'd play bass and sing harmony in a freak-folk indie collective

mad heiress: leaving our own indelible stain on western culture

mad heiress: glory! formed a cruise ship funk band called covid 19 and the high city sneezers

mad heiress: jesus voted sexiest man no longer alive by people magazine

mad heiress: muppet vs elephant

mad heiress: glory! applied for a job as a corporate jingle writer in north korea

mad heiress: embracing bo diddley and charles bukowski in the same breath

mad heiress: ladies and gentlemen, i give you...the world's first hangry robot

mad heiress: taking every opportunity to remind you how much fecal matter there is on the screen of your cell phone

mad heiress: sex is cool but have you tried leaping out a 40th-story window?

mad heiress: the first rule of mickey mouse fight club is we don't talk about mickey mouse fight club

mad heiress: a murder mystery wrapped in a bikini contest

mad heiress: always leave them wanting less

mad heiress: man sneezes on self, others

mad heiress: yo means yo

mad heiress: foetus at the wheel

mad heiress: night of the living dead french sommeliers

mad heiress: eccentricity's only charming when you're rich

mad heiress: in spite of these times/because of these times

mad heiress: existence is the itch that can't be scratched

mad heiress: glory! spent my inheritance on indonesian midget porn

mad heiress: proud purveyors of budget space suits

mad heiress: (god shaking his head) "jesus was a metaphor"

mad heiress: safe under the shadow of your wig

mad heiress: guy with mullet plays flute like you wouldn't believe

mad heiress: a shambolic bonanza of incompetence lurching its way across the cyberscape

mad heiress: at our vituperative best

mad heiress: deep in the heart of the african jungle you can hear the cries of the constipated ape: "ooh ahh ooh ahh gotta get it out!"

mad heiress: he was a jamochan mountain of a man

mad heiress: blindfolded moms can tell the difference

mad heiress: in praise of pg13 horror films

mad heiress: is that a dali in your pocket, or are you just uncertain to see me?

mad heiress: where buttocks meets botox

mad heiress: we came, we saw, we hesitated

mad heiress: testing the limits of pointlessness since 2012

mad heiress: failing the turing test since 1982

mad heiress: maximum wine in good restaurant

mad heiress: mysteries where no crime is committed are called whodidn'tdoitdunnits

mad heiress: teach a man to phish and feed him forever

mad heiress: love is the plan the plan is death

mad heiress: this town smells like country music

mad heiress: this one goes out to the frail vegans strangely proud of their self-imposed dietary restrictions

mad heiress: glory! formed a cruise ship funk band called jackson covid and the pandemics

mad heiress: when jackson mac married oomingmak sara

mad heiress: new weeds, old cracks

mad heiress: simple appeal to this joint short-term that jive with goal-list/mere friendly passing through better-fitted place/nwyrk fuck attack 6 wks

mad heiress: schemers and dreamers, here is your land

mad heiress: hey professor, don't forget to turn out the lights

mad heiress: today's youth are "generation exclamation mark" for their embrace of enthusiasm over sincerity in electronic communication

mad heiress: encouraging your criminogenic tendencies since 2012

mad heiress: can we say that unfriendly trees have resting birch face?

mad heiress: our mobile cynicism truck is coming to your town

mad heiress: invasion of the upward inflectors

mad heiress: glory! opened a chain of haunted houses inside major metropolitan airports

mad heiress: mock the casbah/sorcerer vs. sexbot

mad heiress: finland's submarines are made of choclate croissants

mad heiress: unbeknownst to the world, tibet has been quietly building up its stealth air force

mad heiress: where bullshit and bolshoi meet/where lust meets ennui

mad heiress: glory! fell asleep during a shoot out

mad heiress: priming the butt pump since 2024

mad heiress: what you thought was seasoning on your food was actually tiny insects

mad heiress: you'll spend your golden years in a retirement community for mimes called silent acres

mad heiress: gribbed botchlings

mad heiress: glory! formed a woke beatles cover band, "while my guitar gently virtue signals"

mad heiress: living our very best afterlife

mad heiress: these are not the milfs you're looking for

mad heiress: the years are a sculptor's chisel

mad heiress: men with braided beards teach us how to live

mad heiress: satan's romcom

mad heiress: a world in which muzak actually soothes the soul

mad heiress: this is for when you take a dump inside your wetsuit just to see what it feels like

mad heiress: flooding the market with hastily built nuclear weapons

mad heiress: where cosplay meets paramilitary wear

mad heiress: even sasquatch gets points for trying

mad heiress: it's 4am and a thin layer of smooth jazz blankets the town square

mad heiress: glory! created a foul-mouthed adorable cartoon squirrel named crotchy rotgut

mad heiress: 40 acres of weed and a mule

mad heiress: were there any fat cavemen?

mad heiress: men are from mars, women are from kandahar province

mad heiress: glory! started showing up to work wearing a full hazmat suit

mad heiress: a one-act play entitled spike lee's entrance debacle

mad heiress: celebrating seventeen centuries of corporate malfeasance

mad heiress: eleven hours of stock footage of psychiatrists jumping out of airplanes

mad heiress: glory! formed a bible-based new wave cover band called missing parsons

mad heiress: contra-contra indicator

mad heiress: of pratfalls and pillow fights on the moon

mad heiress: glory! changed all military call signs to include women's names: "bravo delta sally" etc

mad heiress: giving you the freudian slip since 1966

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the sloppy corner turners who continually bump into their co-workers when rounding the office hallways

mad heiress: knew a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who played in a cheap trick cover band in college

mad heiress: curating your near-death experiences for social media since 2017

mad heiress: glory! formed a narcoleptic zz top cover band named zzz top

mad heiress: glory! worked in the nc license plate factory where a printing error led to 10,000 "in dog we thrust" license plates being made

mad heiress: independent as a hog on ice

mad heiress: your taste in music determines how susceptible you are to getting coronavirus, so don't listen to the germs or widespread panic

mad heiress: tragedy is inherently pornographic

mad heiress: they're not sure it is a body

mad heiress: louder than bums

mad heiress: dark satchels too uncivilized for ritual

mad heiress: where dictums meet rectums

mad heiress: let's celebrate interdependence day

mad heiress: ingram's mulligan, parts i-iv

mad heiress: just a fig newton of your imagination

mad heiress: no longer having to flash our vestigial tail to attract attention

mad heiress: the drummer's kit includes a hamburger grill and a panini maker

mad heiress: where spaghetti westerns meet pirogi detective flicks

mad heiress: where crime and corruption meets insouciant whistling

mad heiress: amelia earhart inverted ghosting

mad heiress: impregnating the dead since 1962

mad heiress: one man's trash is another man's compost

mad heiress: getting into fist fights in one american desert rock formation at a time

mad heiress: only crushing on singers who perish in automobile wrecks

mad heiress: the finest in meat-based plant products since 2012

mad heiress: all the conflict, none of the plotty stuff

mad heiress: never met a social distancing measure we didn't like

mad heiress: curating our own reality since 2024

mad heiress: everyone's uncle has an accordion in this attic

mad heiress: the gods must be cray-cray

mad heiress: there aren't enough clown whistles in today's popular music

mad heiress: everyone's gone to the rupture

mad heiress: for whom the trading bell tolls

mad heiress: dedicated to the memory of what's-his-name

mad heiress: endeavoring to live the kind of life that needs only a tuba for its soundtrack

mad heiress: there's no better time for a global pandemic

mad heiress: usb stick of the damned

mad heiress: try not to imagine kermit felching miss piggy

mad heiress: carb your enthusiasm

mad heiress: staring history in the mouth since 2022

mad heiress: the whole world is a crime scene

mad heiress: next time someone asks you why you're smiling, say you've got that irrepressible valued integrated service offerings kind of feeling 

mad heiress: this is the part where the head of the person beside you explodes in a shower of bone fragments and red mist

mad heiress: 37 minutes with the man who swallowed a fly

mad heiress: change your linkedin career description to that of 'professional crocodile tickler'

mad heiress: where shit meets shinola

mad heiress: let the nightmare inside of you shine

mad heiress: the ambulance was crispy. of that there was no doubt.

mad heiress: sexing up pliny the elder since 23 a.d.

mad heiress: the logical result of late-capitalism run amok

mad heiress: neutralizing our bodily functions through luxury consumption since 2027

mad heiress: speak now or forever hold your tweet

mad heiress: let your somnambulist nightmare shine

mad heiress: grown-ass men and women with smart college degrees writing earnestly about teenage pop culture since 2003

mad heiress: welcoming you to a vast bibbledy nothingness

mad heiress: glory! began a stealth influencer campaign to convince hipsters that fanny packs are cool

mad heiress: "bowels in or out?"

mad heiress: everybody's got something to hide except for me and my snapchat

mad heiress: devastated to learn that our seventh-favorite show is getting canceled

mad heiress: jeepers creepers where'd you get those sleeper cells?

mad heiress: full of pith and vinegar

mad heiress: plucked from obscurity then dropped right back into obscurity posthaste

mad heiress: celebrating the pants suits that defined a generation

mad heiress: goodbye, pork rind hat

mad heiress: all your animals hate you

mad heiress: ground control to major tom's of maine, are you deodorizing? 

mad heiress: one wheel short of a barrow

mad heiress: it's 2020 and america's fingerstyle indie guitarists are dressing like it's 1974. why?

mad heiress: glory! opened a pet store with an old college buddy and named it men o' paws

mad heiress: this is for when your day ends as it began: with a wet fart in the bath

mad heiress: are you fuckers ready to hear some 16th-century chanson?

mad heiress: self is to self as self is to god

mad heiress: music for saloon brawls

mad heiress: the idea of the thing is always better than the thing itself

mad heiress: inspiration is for dilettantes

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the bands named kitty dayglow and the cartoon abortions

mad heiress: 23 anagrams that are fire that you need to know now

mad heiress: it's 1923 and a robot writes love songs for goldfish

mad heiress: smooth as new love, unfolding like a new sky

mad heiress: solution #7 is to destroy the heart

mad heiress: i'm the one by the lever over there putting lids on the jars

mad heiress: shoegazing the shit out of today's modern music

mad heiress: dayglo track suit of the soul

mad heiress: dancing on rocket gantries

mad heiress: dreamt you were a seventh century plainclothes cop

mad heiress: beyond all fashion beyond all hope/sweat is electricity

mad heiress: two weeks in yer mama's outhouse

mad heiress: where today's victims of pleasure meet tomorrow's saints

mad heiress: a voyage to the sun to destroy human emotion

mad heiress: man to lady: "stick around and watch me decay"

mad heiress: seppuku party at my house next saturday!

mad heiress: this banana republic can't even with elections right now

mad heiress: loneliness is a gun

mad heiress: semi-nude western saloon brawl with a dog-to-human ratio of 4 to 1

mad heiress: orthography in action

mad heiress: learnin' and livin', flippin' and turnin', teachin' and reachin'

mad heiress: the secret lives of long-dead confederate widows

mad heiress: baffling hipsters with lines like "ok computer is cool, but have you heard ok comptroller?" since 2004

mad heiress: paving over that yellow brick road

mad heiress: empowerment is just one bikini selfie away

mad heiress: glory! got an ivy league degree so i could discuss television shows intelligently at parties

mad heiress: nobody's gone to the rapture

mad heiress: a swiss chalet where moonlight is invented

mad heiress: some say they saw him out by the refinery, talking to the governor

mad heiress: murdering you hard with pew-pew beams of shooty blue light

mad heiress: don't go 'round hungry

mad heiress: a flicker where no flicker should be

mad heiress: you're everyone's mother in the blink of an eye

mad heiress: thriving in the garbage dump of history

mad heiress: the way some artisinal beer bros resemble modern-day vikings gone soft in the middle

mad heiress: so unobtrusive you burst into flames

mad heiress: retconning the origin stories of those who have yet to be born

mad heiress: i'm too sexy for this pogrom. too sexy.

mad heiress: fading like a swimmer's glimmer inside a sticky summer

mad heiress: using autotune ironically since 2003

mad heiress: greetings from the atlantean coastal defense network

mad heiress: trains, religion, murder

mad heiress: you can love jesus and satan simultaneously

mad heiress: soft exchanges at hard angles

mad heiress: we're not gonna talk about esther

mad heiress: nasa will only tolerate so much danger

mad heiress: when harry doxxed sally

mad heiress: coronavirus cruise ship conga line

mad heiress: today's high achieving basic bitch has moved past tacos and now plays in a shitty indie band or does a little comedy on the side

mad heiress: friends in indeterminate places

mad heiress: it's new it's improved it's old fashioned it's sweetly reminiscent of something mother used to bake

mad heiress: "the true value of this world lies in its ability to suggest the existence of another"

mad heiress: celebrating 75 years of punk rock plainchant

mad heiress: when life gives you lemons, squeeze them into an open wound

mad heiress: in the room the women come and go, tweeting of michelangelo

mad heiress: blink twice if you're afraid to look

mad heiress: black smudge on a blue sky

mad heiress: equifax and chill

mad heiress: life is a perpetual side hustle

mad heiress: it's like reviving the early 90's in the late 70's

mad heiress: queering up your signal-to-noise ratio since 1963

mad heiress: bow to the invincible certainty of the true believer

mad heiress: someone in mexico is killing monarch butterfly activists

mad heiress: high-school shout out to the guys who sat at the back of the class and kept their coats on the entire time

mad heiress: wombat #42

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the b-list actors reduced to appearing in video game commercials

mad heiress: balls deep in cephalopods

mad heiress: if only boris karloff had made more doo wop records

mad heiress: both things are true at once

mad heiress: disco plague raptor attack

mad heiress: pink and porky

mad heiress: never have so many had so little to say and so many ways to say it

mad heiress: one of these things is not like the other

mad heiress: handheld defenestration device

mad heiress: when will americans admit that, yes, they want to be ruled by an autocrat?

mad heiress: the way close-up photos of pizza resemble medical photos of severe skin conditions

mad heiress: kissing your softly in the abattoir

mad heiress: writing john wayne’s wet dreams with the sexes reversed

mad heiress: voiding our bowels into the great unknown

mad heiress: this one goes out to the rock musicians who maintained sensible haircuts throughout the 1980s

mad heiress: one nation under lawd

mad heiress: now with 32% more carpathian moxie

mad heiress: are you people ready for a metaphysical swindle?

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the completionist eaters for whom uneaten food on their plate bristles with the tension of an unfired bullet

mad heiress: when your life is a party which nobody attends 

mad heiress: glory! fashioned a line of chastity belts for g.i. joe dolls

mad heiress: stuck at the nexus of here and nowhere

mad heiress: resigned to a life of tugging udders in nebraska

mad heiress: the soft war on information: 1966-1992

mad heiress: glory! sired 11 kids and asked them all to refer to me as 'papa snapper'

mad heiress: life is what happens to other people

mad heiress: tempest in a very large teacup

mad heiress: ode to an onscreen cancerous growth

mad heiress: glory! formed a conceptual mime troupe called the blue balls group

mad heiress: my sexy summer in a chinese re-education camp

mad heiress: the fucking swiss. the fucking swiss.

mad heiress: world war iii is being fought on twitter

mad heiress: sundays in the data park with george

mad heiress: she had the certainty of an inanimate object

mad heiress: in the right light we look almost human

mad heiress: data-driven solutions for an attention-deficit world

mad heiress: so bored we could eat a fly

mad heiress: punching the clock for the technocratic nation state

mad heiress: it's been too long between mirages

mad heiress: a montage of albinos dyeing their hair blonde

mad heiress: hyper self-actualized and full of shit

mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone whose gotten a wedgie while skydiving 

mad heiress: lending our voices to animated porno movies since 1978

mad heiress: tumbling into the ghetto of our imagination

mad heiress: submitting to patriarchy like it's 1959

mad heiress: hitler vs gwyneth paltrow 

mad heiress: speed up that slow motion train wreck

mad heiress: telling all the jokes that make it feel like dying inside

mad heiress: field trip to wuhan 

mad heiress: jazz and repetition in metal rooms

mad heiress: the roller coaster winds around the power plant as sewage steam rises off of the river

mad heiress: all those low key drummers for underappreciated rock bands have something to say after all

mad heiress: there are nightclubs in heaven?

mad heiress: the finest in white-knuckle meditation for those of you who can't even right now

mad heiress: always leave them wanting less

mad heiress: orgy etiquette advice for the blind

mad heiress: mocking civilization as fast as we can

mad heiress: "suicide statements are the measure of the man"

mad heiress: world's longest fade in vs. world's shortest fade out

mad heiress: "hello kitty" power armor carries the day

mad heiress: the david doughnut driscoll blues

mad heiress: i remember what's-his-name

mad heiress: the more money you have the more you resemble lex luthor 

mad heiress: music that fades out so slowly it seems like it is still with you

mad heiress: skulldrudgery

mad heiress: arvo pärt does the washing up

mad heiress: 101 jokes about out-of-tune grand pianos

mad heiress: something's afoot inside a german industrial park

mad heiress: reflection on creation/reflection on space

mad heiress: landscape as it crumbles. how immune the skyscape. 

mad heiress: music to commit petty larceny by

mad heiress: digital skin, analog heart

mad heiress: there's hell in every handshake

mad heiress: rocketing forthrightly into unfathomable cultural irrelevance

mad heiress: mars needs guitars!

mad heiress: love is the plan the plan is death

mad heiress: hearts and minds, motherfuckers

mad heiress: googling the ungoogleable since 1939

mad heiress: left lunchless in the lurch

mad heiress: the santa claus of low-rent smiles

mad heiress: glory! served twelve years in minimum security lockup for writing bad poetry

mad heiress: the odds are 60-40 that everyone you know must have the operation

mad heiress: this one goes out to the go-go dancer with the vestigial tail

mad heiress: her personality is so great you don't notice her nose

mad heiress: putting fruit loops in your feeding tube

mad heiress: enjoy a bracing evening of arguments set to music

mad heiress: letting convicted war criminals practice energy healing on us

mad heiress: masturbating to a stupid metal picture of a happy media family in a rocket

mad heiress: quonset hut of the soul

mad heiress: glory! formed a mopey emo guns and roses cover band called appetite for self destruction 

mad heiress: repeatedly failing to popularize memes of babies falling from 70th story windows

mad heiress: communicating like it's 1979

mad heiress: lefty's deceiver, lefty's elegy

mad heiress: we don't wait 'til we're drunk 'til we get sober again

mad heiress: slutting it up in the ionosphere

mad heiress: greetings from a petulant day tripper

mad heiress: my guru can beat up your guru

mad heiress: chonosapiens. hobosapiens.

mad heiress: encouraging the media war on troly

mad heiress: taking the "pledge of allegiance to anything" pledge every morning at 6

mad heiress: where talent takes a steaming dump 

mad heiress: suffering is just another form of showbiz

mad heiress: love blooms downstream from the sewage plant

mad heiress: what makes your heart sing?/have you hugged a tree today?

mad heiress: this one goes out to the girls who keep lions in their room

mad heiress: time. that great flatulent boathouse with something to say.

mad heiress: where it's always happy hour in the abattoir

mad heiress: xox the poet sets himself on fire for the eleventeenth time

mad heiress: strumming that guitar like our 2nd marriage depended on it

mad heiress: where kitsch meets nihilism at the intersection of sincerity and swagger

mad heiress: starting a go fund me so we can stay home and play videogames

mad heiress: remember when it was cool to think you were a feminist?

mad heiress: glory! opened a mobile lemonade stand inside a busy public urinal with the slogan "nothing wasted"

mad heiress: atlas queefed

mad heiress: a seismic shift in didgeridoos

mad heiress: collected gasps 1977-2034

mad heiress: offering nothing for everyone

mad heiress: sex & travel & taking photos near those forbidden installations

mad heiress: this is for when the old folks boogie

mad heiress: where 1967 takes the place of 2021

mad heiress: serving up saucy soccer mom divorce secrets from the 23rd century

mad heiress: requiem for a yeller feller

mad heiress: dodging profundity at every opportunity

mad heiress: wasting our face like we were handed it at birth

mad heiress: grabbing you by your lapels to make our point

mad heiress: wearing a barrel and suspenders to work every casual friday

mad heiress: blues in the key of shit

mad heiress: hello from the man with the head of an ass

mad heiress: regular english-speaking gentleman

mad heiress: glory! spent a year not using emojis or superfluous exclamation points in electronic communication

mad heiress: emerging from cryogenic sleep to find ourselves stranded on a planet inhabited only by overweight vegans

mad heiress: that total scam that is being nice to everyone

mad heiress: poised to become china's queen of trash

mad heiress: terror keeps you slender

mad heiress: the first of 365 worthwhile dilemmas

mad heiress: dime bag of the soul

mad heiress: god to humankind: "you're making me crunk"

mad heiress: answering the question "just how subversive can kombucha be?"

mad heiress: glory! built a mansion that was nothing but lavatories in every room

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the scandinavian girls who work in butcher shops

mad heiress: be the poet who starts their reading by saying 'you fuckers ready to hear some panegyrics?' to the audience

mad heiress: how many versions of "no" don't you understand?

mad heiress: in the world but never of the world

mad heiress: everything is pornography if you want it to be

mad heiress: put the box in the corner of the room. set the timer for 7 minutes. sit down, close your eyes, and wait.

mad heiress: nunattax/fodderstompf

mad heiress: what is communication, if not electronic?

mad heiress: when white british men with synthesizers sing the blues

mad heiress: "charlton heston put his veston"

mad heiress: when are dreams going to held to account for plagiarizing waking life?

mad heiress: destined for the garbage can of the incredible

mad heiress: tattoo patty once again goes wild

mad heiress: because this foxglove tincture isn't gonna drink itself

mad heiress: "dustroy troly!"

mad heiress: undulating like a low-rent backup singer in a mid-80s synth pop band

mad heiress: look out the moon where the window is. tears in the bank. the backyard, the backyard.

mad heiress: "all synthesizers are programmed white" - miles davis

mad heiress: popsicle vs icicle/bath tub gin vs hot tub gin

mad heiress: cockblocking you from the afterlife 

mad heiress: strum n' drag

mad heiress: where every fifth thought flirts with the perverse

mad heiress: breaking ourselves down into our constituent parts every monday at 3

mad heiress: is that international mystery grease all up in your hair?

mad heiress: the best thing to happen to guitar since trees

mad heiress: briny thicket dancing?

mad heiress: energy fools the magician

mad heiress: a silent moment at the grave site of our previous lives

mad heiress: the dome is compromised

mad heiress: from the people who brought you that cross-eyed girl under the stairs comes a tale as delicious as it is dark...

mad heiress: that ai generated feel-good hit that makes you cry

mad heiress: gang raped by mosquitoes

mad heiress: greetings from the lords of garbage

mad heiress: rich or pretty or walking on the sea

mad heiress: more memes about death rays, please

mad heiress: drink this. no more faces in your dreams.

mad heiress: teaching sociopaths how to virtue signal since 1922

mad heiress: carol burnett goes to hell

mad heiress: koolaps in a party zone, jacmac!

mad heiress: telling anyone who will listen that we've read every book toni morrison has ever written

mad heiress: god is watching. but just for kicks.

mad heiress: you had us at "extinction-level event"

mad heiress: one hundred and seventeen years of janky analog hipster art porn

mad heiress: (you've gotta) write for your party (to fight) 

mad heiress: that time-honored trope of being an insufferable pain in the ass

mad heiress: post-apocalyptic cocktail party for the soul

mad heiress: when in doubt, seal some grout

mad heiress: why read nabokov when you can read the shitty writing of a forgotten female writer from harlem in the 1920s?

mad heiress: barks dogging us all over town

mad heiress: why does anyone need aerosmith when we already have the rolling stones?

mad heiress: atavistically unsafe at any speed

mad heiress: we remain baffled by the pretty lesbian

mad heiress: extended holiday from the self

mad heiress: old man bitter was a friend of mine. he drank his scotch down by the sea.

mad heiress: <interprets the term 'sleeper cell' literally and assembles a group of narcoleptics inside a jail cell>

mad heiress: merely a footnote in the history of human carnage

mad heiress: like a roomfull of elephants swan diving onto your chest

mad heiress: intentionally avoiding exclamation points to achieve the texting and email equivalent of resting bitch face

mad heiress: living in the space between the punch and the pain

mad heiress: of hormones and hubris

mad heiress: ahead warp factor zero

mad heiress: turning rainbows into garbage piles since 1989

mad heiress: shoring up dookeyshines since 1922

mad heiress: let's start a war

mad heiress: validating your leisure purchases since 1872

mad heiress: a pox on your wife's spanish thighs!

mad heiress: the frida kahlo of unbecoming

mad heiress: volume brilliance contrast go!

mad heiress: fill the pinata with a hornet's nest at your child's birthday party, then go inside and lock the door when they start batting at it

mad heiress: put a boom box playing tape loop of a baby crying into a filthy trash dumpster. film people as they leap inside to save the baby.

mad heiress: evacuated by night from the town with no cheer

mad heiress: two minutes over fire island

mad heiress: this boy's life, as told in grappling hooks

mad heiress: belover of broken things

mad heiress: all aboard for beatitude

mad heiress: black and white ghost capering under the light of a gibbous moon

mad heiress: the name of this head is talking bands

mad heiress: the light will do what the light will do

mad heiress: mopsided and lopsided and seven floors down

mad heiress: boring is the new black. disconnected is the new connected. 

mad heiress: greetings from your friendly neighborhood grand guignol

mad heiress: tench reflectors and all the greek boys do the handclap

mad heiress: god willing and if the creek don't rise

mad heiress: where every emotion is a pathogen

mad heiress: you had us at "non-lethal takedown"

mad heiress: keeping the home pyres burning

mad heiress: you'll grow monstrously large flowers that have a repugnant stench

mad heiress: a hot mess of greasy preference panes

mad heiress: selling salty treats at the bottom of the sea

mad heiress: around here, demonic possession is 9/10ths of the law

mad heiress: who ever heard of a clean nun?

mad heiress: who ever heard of a space station that isn't beset by disaster?

mad heiress: of engine failures and hull breaching

mad heiress: instagram vs. mammogram

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the basic yoga bitches who care deeply about social justice

mad heiress: the phone lines are tapped but no one's listening

mad heiress: everybody do the deux

mad heiress: a pageantry of purple prose

mad heiress: take a moment to think about how many cockroaches have crawled across your toothbrush at night

mad heiress: because guitars were made for tremolo

mad heiress: 99 problems but a fixed identity ain't one

mad heiress: like a clam bake at 7g

mad heiress: if you're not paying attention, you're outraged

mad heiress: piss + shit = red red rose

mad heiress: the hard-on according to terence trent d'arby

mad heiress: that ignatius j reilly feeling of ambivalence when you spend longer than 5 minutes using social media

mad heiress: the fatalistic thimbertwappers of farp vs. the self-appointed acrobats of quark zither

mad heiress: we'd go for a walk but we ain't got a car

mad heiress: a parasitical actor writes something obscene on the side of a spaceship

mad heiress: music for burps and farts

mad heiress: a recurring series of rapid oscillations that get you nowhere at all

mad heiress: the finest in eldritch jazz for those who have taken leave of their senses

mad heiress: turning wee-wee into wine since 1967

mad heiress: what were the redneck's last words? "wanna see sumpthin' cool?" what were his brother's last words? "wanna see it again?"

mad heiress: all the best dance songs contain elven riddles

mad heiress: robot on a hunger strike

mad heiress: exclamation mark click click click click

mad heiress: the stars are better off without us

mad heiress: everyone's gone to the rupture

mad heiress: when you live like an animal, anything's possible

mad heiress: 60 years of tender bullets

mad heiress: melomaniac in the house

mad heiress: i dump it to the haul for you

mad heiress: even her feet look sad

mad heiress: maxims for the dead

mad heiress: shiny vinyl hardware. white socks, too.

mad heiress: a history of unintentionally rude gestures

mad heiress: the patron saint of lost causes

mad heiress: voted 'most likely to perish in a fluke pool accident'

mad heiress: sometimes it's just gotta be hegweloire

mad heiress: the party don't stop 'til we walk in

mad heiress: in which a shower of hazardous sparks announces our arrival to the party

mad heiress: we sort of invented heavy metal

mad heiress: all the best heroes dress like anime school girls

mad heiress: in a hurry to get no place fast

mad heiress: death is the ultimate palate cleanser

mad heiress: glory! spent a week in downtown durham wearing a "rich white guys rock" t-shirt

mad heiress: from a to b & back again

mad heiress: knowing better than to adorn ourselves in frippery and leap from the shadows shouting "here i am again!"

mad heiress: this is for when you wake up and find that the world feels slightly reptilian

mad heiress: one nation, under surveillance

mad heiress: eleven decades as a voluntary target

mad heiress: 9 parts enthusiasm, 1 part sincerity

mad heiress: glory! goin' undercover in the insane asylum

mad heiress: in the future, made-to-order books that display blank pages for all but the intended reader

mad heiress: where creeping existential dread never goes out of style

mad heiress: impossibly mixed-up creatures that sprouted and became women

mad heiress: playing footsie with alligators since 1983

mad heiress: flora vs fauna

mad heiress: seventeen decades of roughhousing it with the cupertino boys

mad heiress: nureyev suffered from a century of taming

mad heiress: the sum total of human knowledge expressed in a single belch

mad heiress: seven decades of ambient protest music

mad heiress: we don't need our heads because our bodies are young

mad heiress: bringing brisket to a bris

mad heiress: the shape of the thing at edge of the world 

mad heiress: eat kids free

mad heiress: snapshot, 1963 - reunited in the lobby of an old hotel

mad heiress: administering workplace-appropriate hugs since 1998

mad heiress: tuesdays are bingo night at the existentialist roadhouse

mad heiress: in the half light, ghouls look like friends

mad heiress: where contradictory ideologies collide

mad heiress: hypnotist insomniacs in ecstasy

mad heiress: diary of a thinking heart

mad heiress: listen to the clacking, chacking hickards. how go, hickard, how go!

mad heiress: undeterred by the implications of sonic maladies

mad heiress: whack and unwrap

mad heiress: facilitating sensory over-indulgence since 2034

mad heiress: people should stop reproducing

mad heiress: you are a penguin named claire. deal with it.

mad heiress: initiate horst featherwaite drip sequence

mad heiress: forced to participate in the ritual of being human

mad heiress: a series of aesthetically troubling visual anomalies

mad heiress: now with 57% less schwebelnerfing

mad heiress: 99 problems but cultural relevancy ain't one

mad heiress: like it never even happened

mad heiress: the day the muzak died

mad heiress: this sentence is true. that sentence is false. 

mad heiress: and you shall know us by the trail of mildly inconvenienced

mad heiress: saints failing upwards since 2019

mad heiress: throwing shade at corpses since 1969

mad heiress: the mercedes benz of alienation

mad heiress: adventures in extraterrestrial outerwear, parts i-iv

mad heiress: yet another ill-advised foray into soft adult contemporary rock

mad heiress: like a rose-scented invitation to your own beheading

mad heiress: the self is an overrated subject

mad heiress: you had us at 'floating island of plastic in the pacific ocean'

mad heiress: the latest in a series of intentional misunderstandings 

mad heire$$: the $ is silent

mad heiress: wrongfooting it in the vatican

mad heiress: confessions of a male librarian on horseback

mad heiress: ghosts before breakfast 

mad heiress: versa vice vs vice versa

mad heiress: that new bagel place that's got everyone talking

mad heiress: why is miss universe always from planet earth?

mad heiress: sex is cool but have you tried not breathing?

mad heiress: proud winner of the red bull literary award

mad heiress: gloomily seducing german tourists since 1989

mad heiress: there is a suspicion that we did not land on the moon in the best fashion

mad heiress: powering up the savage joy machine

mad heiress: throwing bitcoin at the moon

mad heiress: he: i'm terrified of random letters. therapist: you are? he: [screams]. therapist: oh i see.
mad heiress: robbing peter to pay paul and mary

mad heiress: post-modern feminist literary theory cage match

mad heiress: a gentleman's guide to rock and roll cockswabber etiquette

mad heiress: ode to the girl in the mouldy beige burial dress

mad heiress: in which an ironist is unsettled by his own unsettledness 

mad heiress: where sophisticated jargon and poor hygiene collide

mad heiress: jet injector for your joie de vivre

mad heiress: beware geeks bearing gifs

mad heiress: peg-legged widowers of the world, unite

mad heiress: brief interviews with men encased in flan

mad heiress: the girl, the gold watch, and everything

mad heiress: off, off, you lendings! return to us our authentic self!

mad heiress: where lethal radiation exposure meets young love

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the adults who say "cray cray"

mad heiress: elegy for the likeable people

mad heiress: doublespeak and chicanery in the pencil factory

mad heiress: a sex extraction packet for montague

mad heiress: still life in mobile homes 1976-2012

mad heiress: towards a philosophy of genuine pretense

mad heiress: ringtones for the deaf

mad heiress: bringing fart jokes into your neural network since 1998

mad heiress: came for the moral uncertainty, stayed for the existential crisis

mad heiress: embryonic jigglety pooves

mad heiress: laboring under the illusion of originality since 1972

mad heiress: tonight we're gonna party like it's 1439

mad heiress: the old man, he only knows the truth of his dreams

mad heiress: 40% fewer fucks than the leading brand

mad heiress: more karate movies starring mimes, please

mad heiress: hands-free self-gratification since 1966

mad heiress: like playboy, but for impatient lions

mad heiress: all that is self-evident is suspect

mad heiress: because the undocumented life is not worth living

mad heiress: making mountains out of moleskine

mad heiress: while you are at it, can you please kill the internet?

mad heiress: abducted by vegan bread bakers

mad heiress: our brand is irrelevance

mad heiress: home defenestration kit sold separately

mad heiress: fruited veriform surfaces 1972-1995

mad heiress: catcalling sexbots since 2019

mad heiress: more women should dress like che guevara

mad heiress: shaking our ass on the internet since 1979

mad heiress: falling asleep with our boots on

mad heiress: wresting back control of the modernist high-art narrative since 1988

mad heiress: our baby bump is made entirely of ashes

mad heiress: virtue signaling on social media since 2018

mad heiress: sexing you up with low-frequency soundwaves since 1917

mad heiress: successfully steering office watercooler talk toward cannibalism since 2008

mad heiress: we dialled "i" for inconvenience, and the results were as we expeted

mad heiress: you're the invention you know best

mad heiress: when applesauce is your metric for success

mad heiress: raised on a diet of irregular rhythms

mad heiress: populating our instagram feed only with the feeds of the horribly disfigured and unattractive since 2021

mad heiress: replacing the tender caresses of autumn with the dry heaves of winter

mad heiress: metaphors for metaphors

mad heiress: we've run the numbers and regret to inform you your continued existence no longer yields a meaningful fiscal return 

man heiress: falling in love with all the anonymous people in our building

mad heiress: incapable of not being everyone we meet

mad heiress: where lemongrass meets hydrogen peroxide

mad heiress: if you're married and also your dad's an attorney then you have two fathers-in-law

mad heiress: drinking to the death of bildungsroman

mad heiress: the love that dare not say its username

mad heiress: more snark than dark

mad heiress: ushering in the age of the surrealist dick pic

mad heiress: the finest in state-sanctioned leisure wear

mad heiress: the finest in non-binary japes, puns, and monkeyshines

mad heiress: swanning about in repossessed hovercraft since 1989

mad heiress: you're only as good as your last blowjob

mad heiress: love songs for problematic women

mad heiress: bang go the cookies we baked for you rookies

mad heiress: changing our name to buster fairloin or grayson hellbog

mad heiress: shout out to the kid who picked on you at the bus stop in 3rd grade

mad heiress: of hamburgers and cloaking devices

mad heiress: trending with jodhpurs, summer of '79

mad heiress: data picnic in year eight hundred and zero

mad heiress: vegan lingerie solutions for a non-binary world

mad heiress: survival tip #1 - do nothing at all for as long as possible

mad heiress: turning space into a mass of garbage, human waste, and bodies, one orbital defense platform at a time

mad heiress: stranger than friction

mad heiress: pathos vs bathos

mad heiress: when granny is a tranny

mad heiress: best described as a demon in tears

mad heiress: when shankley plays the harp

mad heiress: bringing a sandwich to a knife fight

mad heiress: dispensing hot space station justice since 1937

mad heiress: interested in the tension between the desire to not have lovehandles and the new ice cream store that opened up down the block

mad heiress: making chemical warfare sexy again

mad heiress: an index of smells that defy easy categorization

mad heiress: kickstarter for julian assange's cat

mad heiress: picnic at the discoteque

mad heiress: ode to an uncertain amazon prime delivery drone

mad heiress: talking tariffs in the hot tub with the best of them

mad heiress: gunfire and pianos

mad heiress: netflix and lathe

mad heiress: indifference at warp speed

mad heiress: summer of the lanyards and the popper collars

mad heiress: knocking ourselves unconscious to resist the compulsion to control that which we cannot

mad heiress: growing our twitter audience the old fashioned way - one russian troll bot at a time

mad heiress: truants of the information age, unite

mad heiress: e = mc hammer^2

mad heiress: offering hastily arranged tours of abandoned cities

mad heiress: fuck your wind chimes. why you gotta narc on a gentle breeze?

mad heiress: we can be zeroes, just for one day

mad heiress: encouraging premature burials since 2003

mad heiress: fanning the flames of amour with fart jokes since 1992

mad heiress: where the urge to always be right is hopeless

mad heiress: elegy for the living

mad heiress: turning lethargy into full-blown ennui since 1979

mad heiress: when any old thirdhand ideology will do

mad heiress: slow dancing as fast as we can

mad heiress: of maxims and missiles

mad heiress: facedown in the parking lot since 7:40 am

mad heiress: mate. kill. repeat.

mad heiress: moms demand change. dads demand stasis.

mad heiress: where willpower meets windpower

mad heiress: it's what the mortician ordered for dinner

mad heiress: when your life goal is to have people laugh at you before you even open your mouth

mad heiress: everything vapes like chicken

mad heiress: ground control to intern tom

mad heiress: concertina for razor wire and gargling salt

mad heiress: the feminine narcissism of small objects

mad heiress: the world's a mess, it's in our text

mad heiress: papa can't prove he's not a robot

mad heiress: netflix and lyre

mad heiress: punctuating our sentences with lethal force

mad heiress: trundle lumping our way to success

mad heiress: throwing shade at dead poets since 1961

mad heiress: falling in love with nameless shapeless forms since 2012

mad heiress: will shit for food

mad heiress: drum solos for the dead

mad heiress: perverted by language, parts i-iv

mad heiress: hidden inside the mouth of a diamond is a giant corpse

mad heiress: dispiritedly seeking susan

mad heiress: just another form of political performance art

mad heiress: just when you thought it was safe to play with hand grenades again

mad heiress: angels fart among us

mad heiress: an illustrated history of men on fire

mad heiress: the un-retweeted life is not worth living

mad heiress: defecating the supernatural equivalent of bubble bath since 1992

​mad heiress: we remember is probably fiction anyway

mad heiress: eating pussy is cool and all but have you tried filing your taxes electronically?

mad heiress: my chemical bromance

mad heiress: fashioning bullets into bromides

mad heiress: playing the wrong riff to freebird since 1977

mad heiress: i sing the body apoplectic

mad heiress: where white privilege memes go to die

mad heiress: discouraging curiosity since 1924

mad heiress: stay on the scene, like a text machine

mad heiress: infecting you with the disease of information since 2011

mad heiress: purveyors of the finest magic realist selfie sticks since 1917

mad heiress: songs in the key of z, anodized for your listening pleasure

mad heiress: this one goes out to every guy over 40 wearing silk pants who plays 5-string bass in a funk band with "projekt" in its name

mad heiress: trains and primitive instruments go ""tu-ru-tu"

mad heiress: where passion and indifference collide

mad heiress: where the banal meets the banal

mad heiress: making underwear dangerous again

mad heiress: disrupting absolutely nothing since 2009

mad heiress: white guys with sunglasses and skinny ties shall change the world

mad heiress: the future begins early around here

mad heiress: boyz in the clitoral hood

mad heiress: imploding under the strain of so much underground stardom

mad heiress: a dairy queen withers under an ancient mayan curse

mad heiress: the default outfitter of the northeastern elite since 1958

mad heiress: where the threat level is always burnt umber

mad heiress: rogering you in the car park since 6:30 am

mad heiress: fotonovelas for steamship journeys

mad heiress: altering our facial features at will since 1975

mad heiress: fake avatar

mad heiress: just a dead soul whose intentions are good

​mad heiress: comedy without a witness

​mad heiress: like receiving personal grooming advice from julian assange

mad heiress: idle hands are the devil's playdoh

mad heiress: neil young and krazy glue  

mad heiress: democrats on the verge of a nervous breakdown

​mad heiress: when you wake up in the morning with vocoder breath

mad heiress: dm for an earful of abstract abuse. standard rates apply.

mad heiress: writing charles manson fan fiction since 1971

mad heiress: tweeting three times our body weight by 11am

mad heiress: bring us the girls with the grow-together eyebrows

mad heiress: music for people who dislike music

mad heiress: taking tiger mountain by lethargy

mad heiress: a study in genital variations and psychic tumult

mad heiress: A french chateau holds a terrible secret - for it was here that autotune was invented

mad heiress: chutney all up in your wetsuit

mad heiress: how many fat surrealists does it take to rewrite the phone book?

mad heiress: all hat and no cattle

mad heiress: death is the ultimate palate cleanser

mad heiress: charlotte rampling vs helen mirren

mad heiress: playing footsie with arms dealers since 1967

mad heiress: where science meets apathy

mad heiress: strange goings on reported inside a burbank tanning salon

mad heiress: honk if you're unctuous

mad heiress: inventors of the dating app for people who are convinced they are jedi knights

mad heiress: bright green booger on a whole wheat bun

mad heiress: a series of affordable smells

mad heiress: what does the human soul look like in 8k?

mad heiress: headless body in a topless bar

mad heiress: bragging about the tv shows we haven't seen

mad heiress: where poor hygiene meets the supernatural

mad heiress: leading the atrocity tour in the world's 76th most disappointing vacation location

mad heiress: it was as if 1992 had never happened

mad heiress: embracing maudlin sentiment at every opportunity

mad heiress: this button launches the octopus

mad heiress: stripping communication of its context since 2013

mad heiress: intensity in tent cities

mad heiress: saturday mornings with the bone saw

mad heiress: cotton candy all up in your crawlspace

mad heiress: bringing back debtor's prisons

mad heiress: old ghost vs. new ghost

mad heiress: channeling the soul of wayland flowers and madame

mad heiress: this is for when your flesh creeps and never returns

mad heiress: curbing our amoral shamanistic tendencies since 1994

mad heiress: lord grant us the moral certainty of women who post "lord give me the confidence of a mediocre white man" memes

mad heiress: surrealist force multiplier

mad heiress: ersatz fakery

mad heiress: making sonic weaponry sexy again

mad heiress: as many as there are stars

mad heiress: born, never asked

mad heiress: if you're not paying attention, you're outraged

mad heiress: a bachelor's guide to deep space asphyxiation

mad heiress: if you had to choose between loving us for the rest of your life or certain death immediately how would you die?

mad heiress: engaged in a higher form of patriotism

mad heiress: twelve years a knave

mad heiress: your year of living octagonally

mad heiress: shadowy freaks from planet zero

mad heiress: precifixtion

mad heiress: the benny who should have been a lenny

mad heiress: steeling ourselves against a summer of savage innuendo

mad heiress: ultra-sexy sensory disruption

mad heiress: on a dare, formed a psychedelic pop band called paisley rectum

mad heiress: as unmanageable as a raw egg on the kitchen floor

mad heiress: might we interest you in something orange?

mad heiress: that's between you and your small metal god

mad heiress: brian eno is to blame for all bad music

mad heiress: didya hear the one about the bounty hunter and the table lamp who fall in love?

mad heiress: one in a series of small metal gods

mad heiress: credibility maintained in metropolitan area with edgy urban protest anthem

mad heiress: atonal lullabies for distressed gentlefolk

mad heiress: in the future, all social exchanges shall be transactional

mad heiress: putting hornet's nests in pinatas since 1997

mad heiress: the seven habits of highly radioactive people

mad heiress: asking the question 'at what age does a man become too old to sit shirtless in the open back of a flat bed truck?'

mad heiress: like yoga, except with battle axes

mad heiress: now with 23% more 40 v 40 pvp tactical action, enhanced loot crates, and improved hit detection

mad heiress: hot tub crime machine

mad heiress: take us to your leider

mad heiress: working for peanuts, but at least they are laced with methamphetamine

mad heiress: the milky way knows more than it's letting on

mad heiress: failing to make anyone's best-of list since 1983

mad heiress: take a walk on the mild side

mad heiress: honky donkey parts i-iv

mad heiress: the joke is never funny until it has gone too far

mad heiress: counting the days until somebody pays us to sell out

mad heiress: furtive self-pleasuring at the crime scene

mad heiress: cuckolded by astronauts

mad heiress: like a rock and roll large hadron collider

mad heiress; almost infamous

mad heiress: shooting you in exciting places with small caliber weapons since 6:30 am

mad heiress: love in the time of orange and teal

mad heiress: making sure next james bond movie shall be a musical

mad heiress: aging with all the grace of chet baker

mad heiress: removing music of recognizable emotions since 2017

mad heiress: from hero to zero in 17 seconds

mad heiress: embracing closed systems of hermetic communication since 1962

mad heiress: embracing our darker side only to realize it resembles bugs bunny

mad heiress: it's like taking a hovercraft to a bbq

mad heiress: moving to the town where everyone must walk leaning backwards 30 degrees

mad heiress: every town needs a monster

mad heiress: the most amazing cgi root canal sequence ever made

mad heiress: in which a bisexual pirate falls in love with climate change

mad heiress: 92% nonsense, 7% incredulity, 1% something else

mad heiress: in which an elite squad of underachieving record store clerks fail to thwart an alien invasion

mad heiress: wwiii begins with a rick roll

mad heiress: all fjords dream of being rained on

mad heiress: criminalizing the de-sexualization of sex since 1974

mad heiress: cobalt in yer knickers

mad heiress: it's always "yabba dabba doo time" around here

mad heiress: brother, can you spare a bitcoin?

mad heiress: i like when it's different except that it's just not the same

mad heiress: bringing you the world's first talk show set in a confessional booth

mad heiress: use reason when you feel you can

mad heiress: a bitcoin for your secrets

mad heiress: really into binge breathing lately - one breath after another

mad heiress: a mysterious subterranean mega-conglomerate shadow organization that treats people really nicely

mad heiress: when nipple meets peanut butter

mad heiress: somebody gonna get magnetized

mad heiress: transplain it to us

mad heiress: boney homley onliest  feed a bird this lonely day your boney hands this world you'll sway

mad heiress: antartica starts here

mad heiress: a riotous parade of conflicting impulses

mad heiress: a series of dismal pivots

​​mad heiress: photos in a minor key

​mad heiress: music to drive back to jail by

mad heiress: a four-letter poem entitled you're my phantom limb

mad heiress: fond regards from the department of dead letters

mad heiress: a banner year for quotidian eddies

​mad heiress: this guided incendiary airburst munition can't even right now

mad heiress: people in stones shouldn't throw glass houses

mad heiress: experts are working feverishly to catalog the index of threats we now face

mad heiress: this is for when the hype machine goes dark

mad heiress: like a feminist in a chauvinist's body

mad heiress: invasion of the middle aged boutique rockers

mad heiress: the finest in queenly queefs

​mad heiress: striving to have the last word over that which shall have the last word over us

mad heiress: a talk show hosted by dick cavett's corpse

mad heiress: feathering discreetly in the back of your vw since 2002

mad heiress: the self-appointed arbiter of normalcy since 1978

mad heiress: where flotsam meets jetsam

mad heiress: where the window washer's lament is "you only get to fall once"

mad heiress: prank calls of the mesozoic

mad heiress: level 5 goose warning, proceed with caution

mad heiress: this synthesizer kills fascists

​mad heiress: still hazy after all these years

mad heiress: farting inside diving suits since 1977

mad heiress: contractually obligated to suck

mad heiress: adhding the attention economy

mad heiress: offering a panglossian take on the end of all things

mad heiress: bed, bath, and beyonce

mad heiress: even after you pass away, your dandruff will live on

mad heiress: awash in human funk

mad heiress: motorcycle chases in the bath

mad heiress: torpedo juice running down your thigh. it's a vibe thing.

mad heiress: where high art meets human filth

mad heiress: similar to that that weird pavlovian sensation when someone else's phone with the same alarm as yours starts going off in public

mad heiress: a seismic shift in dookeyshines

mad heiress: like a disney children's movie starring a WWI horse who wears a gas mask

mad heiress: communists invented rock and roll

mad heiress: data picnic in year zero

mad heiress: digital manmeat, redux

mad heiress: ye olde timey brand ambassador

mad heiress: where bathos meets pathos

mad heiress: in dreams begin irresponsibilities

mad heiress: unsuitable for ages 1-99

mad heiress: the narcissism of small objects

mad heiress: in love with things that go "beep"

mad heiress: like cpr for sexbots

mad heiress: vietnamaste

mad heiress: become a latin dance instructor and change your name to fante meringue

mad heiress: change your name to coco robespierre and write off-the-cuff self-help books

mad heiress: sand all up in your comfort egg

mad heiress: just don't ask us about our snapchat

mad heiress: it takes a village. of juggalos.

mad heiress: we were promised jetpacks

mad heiress: lazlo toth's night in a freaky museum

mad heiress: be the hiring manager who only hires job applicants who can hold their breath for 2 minutes during job interviews

mad heiress: transplaining it to ya since 2013

mad heiress: put my thing down flip it and reverse it

mad heiress: like learning swear words in a new language

mad heiress: as appropriate as a wagner festival on a kibbutz

mad heiress: if you're not semi-nude and outraged, you're not paying attention

mad heiress: we've shown you ours, now you show us yours

mad heiress: the 7" single that changed your life

mad heiress: nerfed for your enjoyment

mad heiress: mastering the art of the helsinki dry sex rub

mad heiress: with great powerlessness comes great irresponsibility

mad heiress: changing our linkedin job title to counter counter-revolutionary

mad heiress: the finest in narcoleptic dance marathons
mad heiress: if i never read another article about reclaiming your <this that or the other> it'll be too soon

mad heiress: guru with a jetpack

mad heiress: you had us at john from cincinnati

mad heiress: putting sick ink to paper

mad heiress: where mixed drinks and underwear meet

mad heiress: as inevitable as a rap break in jamaican patois in a late 90s hawaiian reggae song

mad heiress: [edgy new york city saxophone solo]

mad heiress: breakin' it down for you in the jazzercise studio every wednesday night

mad heiress: the scorpion in your didgeridoo

mad heiress: knee deep in the hurly burly

mad heiress: still a member of the hill street blues appreciation society 

mad heiress: the revolution will not be wearing pants

mad heiress: elegy for a sunglasses kiosk salesgirl

mad heiress: it takes a nation of minions to hold us back

mad heiress: like hamlet, but with farts

mad heiress: berlin, 1929: "text me"

mad heiress: yet another hazy regressions tester

mad heiress: unleashing a bio weapon that causes everyone within its blast range to grow a unibrow

mad heiress: weighed down by 1,000 false eyes

mad heiress: the dildo in your icebox

mad heiress: when your mom knows more about balinese woodblock pornography than you do

mad heiress: the 7 habits of highly effluvient people

mad heiress: grits, bacon, and gonorrhea

mad heiress: fast moving grey shape in the vape shop

mad heiress: curating your pornography playlist since 1997

mad heiress: the david jonestown massacre

mad heiress: hungarian reggaeton for a new generation

mad heiress: the way techno shows resemble fascist rallies

mad heiress: big birther is watching

mad heiress: guilty on all counts of breakdancing and entering

mad heiress: kick it like it's 1466

mad heiress: a dalai lama star wars christmas special

mad heiress: opening a pedicure business called pediphile

mad heiress: mandolin sasquatch, a fragrance for men

mad heiress: low-intensity antagonists for hire

mad heiress: throwback to when people were shorter and lived nearer the water

mad heiress: the fecal black tar in your breakfast smoothie

mad heiress: introducing the "bringing it all back home" signature thong collection by bob dylan

mad heiress: when you absolutely positively have to hear jazz

mad heiress: the big reveal is a half-eaten sandwich in a hello kitty tupperware container

mad heiress: one day you too will grow up to be a cautionary tale

mad heiress: voluntary electroshock therapy for all the good girls and boys

mad heiress: this time it's impersonal

mad heiress: whatever their other sins, you can be sure that dinosaurs lived without regrets

mad heiress: when donuts dreamed of angels

mad heiress: a scottish ghost can't stop buying cookies

mad heiress: the best in romulan sex advice

mad heiress: no country for old hens

mad heiress: decorating your feedtube with flowers

mad heiress: where addition and subtraction duke it out

mad heiress: the 90 day impossible fish smoothie diet

mad heiress: sexbot recalibration, the hard way

mad heiress: a girl scout invents a phone app that instantly deletes all digital music in existence

mad heiress: dolly parton vs charles manson

mad heiress: drakes on a plane

mad heiress: these are not the sex bots you are looking for

mad heiress: emo snuff film festival

mad heiress: blog days of summer

mad heiress: here's something you don't see in hollywood- overweight female assassins

mad heiress: waging war on hope since 1923

mad heiress: we'll always have paris, texas

mad heiress: self-annihilation couldn't come too soon

mad heiress: online carbon dating

mad heiress: how are you coping during the great ninja shortage of '19?

mad heiress: self-expression is stupid

mad heiress: we shat rainbows once

mad heiress: 99 problems and a bitch is # 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

mad heiress: your pretty face is going to hell

mad heiress: pure pop for impossible people

mad heiress: a fish that makes men pregnant when they look at it

mad heiress: twelve seconds a slave

mad heiress: marginally better than a cold bath with someone you dislike

mad heiress: mixing up beck and belk since 1989

mad heiress: no ukulele left behind

mad heiress: it's klingon sexy time

mad heiress: music for exploding heads/ballad for a bulletproof vest/joyride of the valkyries

mad heiress: all tweets approved by norman mailer

mad heiress: just because they're out to get you doesn't mean you aren't paranoid

mad heiress: she of the wooden ankles. he of the recalcitrant nose.

mad heiress: they've invented a tree that grows backwards/this helicopter only flies underwater

mad heiress: jazz corpse v. post-punk statistician

mad heiress: the endless summer of the mildly inconvenienced

mad heiress: mom and dad are robot. the mayor is robot. sis and barney are robot. boy making sandwiches is robot. why aren't you robot?

mad heiress: thus demurred zarathustra

mad heiress: jewel would like you to know that dreams last forever

mad heiress: an epic story of time travel, star-crossed lovers, and shameless product placement

mad heiress: this guitar serenades fascists

mad heiress: bed, bath, and beyond all known forms of human comprehension

mad heiress: almost featured in vogue croatia

mad heiress: hatch and obey

mad heiress: a penicillin shot in the dark

mad heiress: all unsolicited criticism is implicitly horny

mad heiress: great love affairs start with a secure line of credit

mad heiress: doin' the pulsating tendril bop

mad heiress: atrocity travel cock/zionist wiggle blanket/blister crunk

mad heiress: rock you like a mild mid-summer's breeze

mad heiress: thin white chicks doing yoga since 1923

mad heiress: an evening with horst dendrite and the sweltercoils

mad heiress: best holiday wishes from corrective services inc, a toys+ subsidiary. not licensed in all jurisdictions.

mad heiress: no more mouthy nose feels

mad heiress: tonight we bombed in prank city

mad heiress: octogenarian nipple clamps on fleek

mad heiress: a bulwark against sensibility since 1929

mad heiress: are black, transgendered, wheelchair-bound, hermaphrodite fashion photographers being underrepresented?

mad heiress: plagiarizing from ourselves

mad heiress: deep down, where it counts, you're still an ape

mad heiress: life, liberty, and the pursuit of nudist fbi agents

mad heiress: of frank we say, "he lived his life as if he were on a spaceship"

mad heiress: kick it like it's 1466

mad heiress: your first 10,000 photos are your worst

mad heiress: doo wop music circa 1632

mad heiress: you had us at "reginald prunty"

mad heiress: there's nothing wrong with you that a 72-hour dance marathon won't fix

mad heiress: in another life, you played chapman stick and wore a fanny pack

mad heiress: no longer impressed by transgression

mad heiress: if the ground doesn't get you, the sky will

mad heiress: murder, she twerked

mad heiress: more 90s than a sweaty pair of mc hammer parachute pants

mad heiress: too many goddamn bands

mad heiress: there is no there there

mad heiress: death is the ultimate palate cleanser

mad heiress: crimes of passion vs crimes of indifference

mad heiress: gifts, luggage, chemicals

mad heiress: cash me outside

mad heiress: where were you when new coke was released? where were you when madonna's water broke?

mad heiress: dolphins are just gay sharks/mouthwash is just boneless toothpaste

mad heiress: trebuchet, that new eatery where the food is launched at patrons from the kitchen

mad heiress: mastering the art of self innuendo

mad heiress: our music is mostly about identity politics even though there are no words

mad heiress: attack of the 50-foot foot long hot dog

mad heiress: the disheveled jacobians of moonbase alpha

mad heiress: nanolathing our way to the top, 1979-1992

mad heiress: the harvey weinstein dixie land harassment all stars. with woody allen guesting on clarinet and molestation

mad heiress: ballin' music from 1805

mad heiress: three-step defenestration device

mad heiress: meet gnom chompsky, the left-wing intellectual who cannot stop eating

mad heiress: if you're thin and white and wear a black turtleneck, you can trick 74% of educated white people into believing anything you say

mad heiress: dry ice ass cluster volume xvi

mad heiress: waiter, there's a heteronormative white european male in my soup!

mad heiress: everything is amazing nothing is amazing

mad heiress: enhancing digital compliance since 1911

mad heiress: attack of the upward inflecting interns

mad heiress: caution, slow sexbots at play

mad heiress: a new medical condition called degenerative hustle mump

mad heiress: oscar wilde was just the beta version of morrissey

mad heiress: hope is a thing with nipple tassels

mad heiress: who can possibly feel alone in a nation of extraordinary pencils such as this?

mad heiress: cabaret songs sung in pig latin

mad heiress: lip syncing to instrumentals since 1982

mad heiress: we interrupt this regularly scheduled broadcast because we can

mad heiress: hiroshima sex tape

mad heiress: the violent sense of random acts

mad heiress: an illustrated history of men involved in the creation of sausage 1917-1956

mad heiress: the maximo shitpod protocol

mad heiress: spiking your lsd with kool aid since 1967

mad heiress: everybody doin' the thrizzle

mad heiress: works for piano and elven hands, volume one

mad heiress: col' lampin' in the adriatic

mad heiress: tempest in a peecup

mad heiress: sexing up the blogosphere since 1998

mad heiress: stalking you on instagram since 1968

mad heiress: kid-crazy amusement suit

mad heiress: deploying powerful hi-tech government spy satellites to tell if important people are picking their nose

mad heiress: stephanie in room 19

mad heiress: just another pointer sisters appreciation post

mad heiress: brown water in a cheap trombone

mad heiress: men with dank insoles

mad heiress: the world is a beautiful place/where i hope to go to die

mad heiress: tolerating genetic imperfection since 1971

mad heiress: emergency forensic soundscape

mad heiress: a montage of semi-nude clowns foiling assassination attempts

mad heiress: we like our women like we like our gates: overwrought and iron

mad heiress: gertrude takes a lover

mad heiress: raffles vs. action copter

mad heiress: the finest in anti-body shaming cop shows set during the 14th century

mad heiress: auschwitz powercock

mad heiress: pay to pray

mad heiress: the fetishist in the stovepipe hat vs. the fetishist in the japanese wet suit

mad heiress: world war iii secretly began in 1979

mad heiress: what's the worst that could possibly happen?

mad heiress: tu abbatoir es mi abbatoir

mad heiress: ever noticed how pretty women never become poets?

mad heiress: falling in love with ho chi minh all over again

mad heiress: curated pigs in shit, volume iv

mad heiress: finding deep satisfaction in consumer purchases since 1973

mad heiress: "laughter" is just "slaughter" without the "s"

mad heiress: the disturbing sense that somewhere, someone is happy

mad heiress: mommas don't let your cowboys grow up to be babies

mad heiress: the plane passed over the dead man’s legs as he sunbathed on a towel

mad heiress: the boy with the calliope hands

mad heiress: surrealist home invasion

mad heiress: hell is other sexbots

mad heiress: bethonged comedians in cars screaming in terror 

mad heiress: beam me up, obi wan

mad heiress: saying grace in the nude since 1976

mad heiress: if success means losing your edge, you're gonna be dangerous forever

mad heiress: the shazbot protocol

mad heiress: overweight men breathing heavily into telephones

mad heiress: pronouncing "highway companion" as "high white companion"

mad heiress: nevermind the sex pistols, here's the bollocks

mad heiress: this pencil sharpener has ptsd

mad heiress: drive-thru exorcism

mad heiress: graydon carter hunted by wolves

mad heiress: up to eyeballs in luxembourgian back taxes

mad heiress: nearly making eye contact with semi-famous people

mad heiress: real space ship battles, cgi sunsets

mad heiress: making our own beef jerky since 1980

mad heiress: elegy for a failing nation state

mad heiress: gertrude takes a lover

mad heiress: mastering the art of inconspicuous consumption

mad heiress: classic rock album liner notes written by incarcerated serial killers

mad heiress: sayanora, les enfants!

mad heiress: physician-assisted fratricide

mad heiress: #sporepodfeelerdutycarwash

mad heiress: appetite for self destruction

mad heiress: knitting like we just don't care

mad heiress: is the casino ground beef?

mad heiress: the apple of your rotten eye

mad heiress: shitting our pants in perfume city

mad heiress: love is a wheelchair relay race in a foggy bog

mad heiress: the partridge family plays altamont, the three stooges visit cambodia, abbot and costello meet charlie manson

mad heiress: alienating you to death since 1968

mad heiress: tennis balls and masking tape

mad heiress: the lee marvin school of ballet/schadenfreude cleaning services

mad heiress: ricardo montalban sex oasis

mad heiress: four-course prix fixe at sombreros grilled chicken and body parts

mad heiress: a narcissist tour de force

mad heiress: a perfect storm of jazzy shitbits

mad heiress: the haunting of a croatian sexbot

mad heiress: making unsolicited gropes appropriate since 2018

mad heiress: thermos full of steaming intestines

mad heiress: loping gay backwards gazelle/the rin tin tin effect

mad heiress: 5:17 pm - dark shape in the apple store, moving at improbable angles

mad heiress: moments of pleasure, decades of regret

mad heiress: mastering the art of the leering old man persona

mad heiress: tai chi, anyone?

mad heiress: deep down, where it counts, you're still an ape

mad heiress: the thong remains the same (led zeppelin if robert plant had a lisp) 

mad heiress: the rock and roll motorcycle rebels of 12th century Switzerland

mad heiress: a six-month supply of vegemite but no one to talk to

mad heiress: prosthetic third eye

mad heiress: an evening of unhinged jazz standards with imelda marcos and the dark rum continentals

mad heiress: bats lips tits hips. makers.

mad heiress: a sitcom that jumps ahead 5 years in time every 4th episode

mad heiress: battle of the bands: missy bangwhore and the fuckfucks vs. hambone and the tampons

mad heiress: fbi agents falling asleep in front of urinals

mad heiress: one nazi joke away from success

mad heiress: feel like courting a pig in an elevator

mad heiress: a banner year for flaming madrigals

mad heiress: suicide by organ donation

mad heiress: constantly surprised by our own nudity

mad heiress: we people space with phantoms

mad heiress: nothing says "maverick" like a cia agent wearing flip flops

mad heiress: method actor insurrection

mad heiress: coffee and tea and the baby make three

mad heiress: divorce you? i don't even know you!

mad heiress: whoever can't hit the nail on the head should, please, not hit at all

mad heiress: boudoir photos of the dead, by the dead

mad heiress: tapping our phone screens with more force than is required

mad heiress: high steppin' with kurt vile and his goose steppin' cowboys

mad heiress: languid summer evenings with basingthwaite goodnight's firing squad polka quartet

mad heiress: for country, queen, and chamberpot

mad heiress: the gospel according to squeaky morales/the gospel according to milli vanilli

mad heiress: far-off pickled ladies

mad heiress: unicorns ice cream and pornography

mad heiress: what would bookstores everywhere do without the mellow jazz stylings of chet baker?

mad heiress: even corpses need love

mad heiress: dj jazzy genocide

mad heiress: answering the question "why do wussy white guys like lou reed so much?"

mad heiress: space travel on a budget

mad heiress: whistling dixie with our dick in a sling

mad heiress: an uneven grab-bag of destructive bedroom tactics

mad heiress: the rise and fall of lena dunham and the spiders from mars

mad heiress: long day's journey into inconvenience

mad heiress: dirty thoughts in church

mad heiress: public school cafeteria worker hairnet of the gods

mad heiress: take for instance the clementine spore pod

mad heiress: kid-crazy amusement suit

mad heiress: some day a real rain will come and wash all these fake surrealists off the streets

mad heiress: thanatotic discharge, lighting up the night

mad heiress: reviving the north korean sex toy industry with unprecedented gusto

mad hieress: punching every music journalist who writes "dropped" in place of "released."

mad heiress: nudists make the best ninjas

mad heiress: from construction site supervisor to award-winning male pole dancer in just 90 days

mad heiress: reducing terror at sea since 1913

mad heiress: rocket man vs. frightened dog

mad heiress: interviews with dicks. by dicks. for dicks.

mad heiress: takin' a knee with julio - 1978-1982

mad heiress: a series of involuntary olfactory transgressions

mad heiress: mornings with the bevis frond

mad heiress: inviting you to taste the floor since 1977

mad heiress: poets make good liars. liars make bad poets.

mad heiress: attack of the octogenarian millennials

mad heiress: anal wheat bog. tightrope gunship. dotards on fleek. habitat for inhumanity. summer queef patrol.

mad heiress: wonder twin powers form of an iceberg and endless white privilege

mad heiress: kirk and spock in a three-way with a xenomorph

mad heiress: cagey nervy jazz beats for cringy menfolk

mad heiress: ask not for whom the troll bells

mad heiress: making your eyeballs itch since 2013

mad heiress: the asylum has taken over the lunatics

mad heiress: tender, like a stag in oil

mad heiress: stygian dankness in your meme stash

mad heiress: just another mild-mannered disco snow queen

mad heiress: employee workplace training videos that include gratuitous nudity

mad heiress: sgt peppers lonely hearts club nazi youth band

mad heiress: frito lost, frito found

mad heiress: who taught you to sell out?

mad heiress: selfies are a cry for help, breaded fool

mad heiress: a series of sternly worded letters to the editor

mad heiress: stephen hawking groped me

mad heiress: the futility of new music vs. the desperation of pleasure

mad heiress: this door's too wide to enter

mad heiress: numbers lie all the time

mad heiress: no things considered

mad heiress: boots on the ground, but no one inside them

mad heiress: a masterclass in how to let it all hang out

mad heiress: cash-stained monkey fucker

mad heiress: if daft punk's music wasn't weak warmed-over disco trash, they wouldn't need the helmets 

mad heiress: pass the duchy

mad heiress: the hot anthrax cha-cha shuffle

mad heiress: when toilet paper becomes obsolete

mad heiress: rotten apple of your eye

mad heiress: as authentic as new york bbq

mad heiress: one limerick away from self-destruction

mad heiress: the scent of spoiled fish where none should be

mad heiress: throwing shade via nukes since 2019

mad heiress: brand ambassador of the dead

mad heiress: best little charnel house in texas

mad heiress: lumpen and unkempt, but still you love us

mad heiress: wittgenstein's hornpipe

mad heiress: who are you in the dark?

mad heiress: that good old classicist shim sham

mad heiress: carbonic acid gas, and other secrets

mad heiress: #piranhamilkshake

mad heiress: laudanum in your coffee

mad heiress: underwater cannibal selfie

mad heiress: with pith hat and cell phone, we advanced

mad heiress: your surrealist aide de camp

mad heiress: love affairs with deaf dwarves

mad heiress: a wetsuit made of vermicelli/skiing gloves made of eggplant/cake frosting made of fingernails

mad heiress: distracting you with ostentatious sideburns since 2007

mad heiress: toys "wr" us

mad heiress: the fruit that never ripens

mad heiress: enhanced interrogation for a new generation

mad heiress: dorothy loves everybody

mad heiress: mildly ineffectual

mad heiress: xenomorph dance party with adrian zmed

mad heiress: silver walls, wooden jacket

mad heiress: car chases underwater

mad heiress: funny melon painers

mad heiress: love song for the world's loneliest buildings

mad heiress: hope i get old before i die

mad heiress: your first choice in state-approved romantic literature

mad heiress: dark oiling the 23rd century

mad heiress: when ravens clean harpoons

mad heiress: inviting you to go fuck yourself

mad heiress: still sad about cecil the lion

mad heiress: where the nudists have no name

mad heiress: piousness squared

mad heiress: susan's strange

mad heiress: roughing you up in the confessional booth since 1973

mad heiress: try to stop me if you've heard this one before

mad heiress: dad tested, mom approved, kid boycotted

mad heiress: ideologues in search of ideologies

mad heiress: father cannot yell

mad heiress: government tracking device all up in yer sphincter

mad heiress: the bagel warming oven that transports you to the 14th century

mad heiress: cop visits madman in asylum seeking solace and answers

mad heiress: nazi group hug

mad heiress: explain cancer to a kitten, eat meat from a shark's mouth

mad heiress: ridley scott and uwe boll are the same person -- have you ever seen them accept an award together?

mad heiress: prepare your thrill glands for something entirely new

mad heiress: motley ragtag band of privileged venture capitalist-funded white tech bros overcomes zero obstacles to fund their inane phone app

mad heiress: get beside me, satan

mad heiress: voice-activated guillotine, banjo-activated flame thrower

mad heiress: in search of the inauthentic

mad heiress: cuntchunkin' like nobody's business

mad heiress: the bible was the first work of fiction to introduce readers to the concept of the unreliable narrator

mad heiress: now with 13% less sludge

mad heiress: factory reset for the soul

mad heiress: waybach time machine

mad heiress: romero erotics

mad heiress: everything is horrible, everything is amazing

mad heiress: ryker's island alumni services

mad heiress: a good old boy can become an intellectual, but an intellectual cannot become a good old boy

mad heiress: no country for men

mad heiress: caligula daycare. no other possibility.

mad heiress: beasting it since third grade

mad heiress: big in japan

mad heiress: cgi babies with handlebar moustaches

mad heiress: scottish men driven to tears

mad heiress: existential discussion at the end of a gun

mad heiress: cgi bacon

mad heiress: superhero films starring peter ustinov

mad heiress: taffing about since 1966

mad heiress: lovable scottish sniper

mad heiress: a motley rag tag band of tenured white ivy league professors

mad heiress: under new management

mad heiress: russia 1, usa 0

mad heiress: don't mess with my robot doot doot

mad heiress: where are the girl gangs who will stop at nothing? where have they gone?

mad heiress: destined for freakitude

mad heiress: around here, ain't nobody from around here

mad heiress: #nocerealinheaven

mad heiress: skinny is the new skinny

mad heiress: new jersey vegan helicopter pussy riot

mad heiress: where does a thought go when it's forgotten?

mad heiress: apology from a transgender german bodyguard

mad heiress: she asked inappropriate questions and repeatedly grabbed at my penis, but in her presence I was safe

mad heiress: caption this caption

mad heiress: aged by culture

mad heiress: las vegas taco instructions

mad heiress: elegy for a north korean daycare center

mad heiress: like a jazzed-up version of the nasty woman march

mad heiress: balls on a mother man

mad heiress: our fresh-faced office managers will astound you

mad heiress: i'd pay to see you eat that

mad heiress: 18 photos of men staring at women in the past

mad heiress: reconciled to life as an ashtray

mad heiress: i dream tof a world where every heckle is pitch perfect

mad heiress: rabbis flashing gang signs

mad heiress: invasion of the 1919 haircuts

mad heiress: your shaman's full of shit

mad heiress: ziggy played balalaika

mad heiress: overstaying our welcome before we even arrive

mad heiress: angela merkel won't stop sexting you? we can help.

mad heiress: without the cult of personality, culture has nothing

mad heiress: the way the start of every drum break goes "duh dugu dug"

mad heiress: you've got questions, we've got more questions

mad heiress: speak to storms. murder a sun.

mad heiress: our goddamn bodies, our goddamn motherfucking selves

mad heiress: love songs from a north korean hot dog vendor

mad heiress: nothing to say but 100 ways to say it

mad heiress: in search of the trivial

mad heiress: looking for the joke with a microscope

mad heiress: working on our mouthfeel

mad heiress: a dash of sea salt and a hint of candor

mad heiress: livestock herding advice for today's basic bitch

mad heiress: the unchecked wankery of clocks

mad heiress: ripping farts in pilates like a champ

mad heiress: how's that semi-nude standardized test proctoring service working out for you?

mad heiress: solutions in search of problems: 1935-1968

mad heiress: banality is our secret weapon

mad heiress: serpentine carbonated lunch beverage

mad heiress: sonic investigations of the trivial

mad heiress: your passport to hesitation

mad heiress: schmupper's catch of the day

mad heiress: reveling in sordid hackwork by rubbish media

mad heiress: drifting off to sleep each night to the sight of sumo wrestlers colliding

mad heiress: fake ads, real lies

mad heiress: as if on cue, a bethonged Charley Rose strutted into view without so much as a "how do you do?"

mad heiress: tv shows in which each uncredited background extra gets his or her own four-episode subplot

mad heiress: spobjotter

mad heiress: the laundromat of lost souls

mad heiress: the death and destruction of all known good in the universe, aka monday

mad heiress: of spaceships and regret

mad heiress: low-tech snack food called luddite poppers. no electricity required.

mad heiress: the moldovan home fries epidemic

mad heiress: the crooked hammer gods of diaper city

mad heiress: your best days are beside you

mad heiress: the men who fart at sharks

mad heiress: prevent the change you seek

mad heiress: all the emo snuff films you can stand

mad heiress: when charlie met squeaky

mad heiress: stag party in the fallout shelter

mad heiress: the plurality vs. the singularity

mad heiress: toot it, walker. toot it.

mad heiress: samuel pepys inner personal thought modulater

mad heiress: you are now entering an acceptance-free zone

mad heiress: the land of fictitious dances

mad heiress: fuck mothers of god, volume one

mad heiress: floral police van, polka-dot flack track

mad heiress: celebrating studio live albums with canned applause

mad heiress: encyclopedia brown and the case of the polkadot butt hole

mad heiress: funk bands fronted by dwarves with eczema

mad heiress: where even the patriatchs grow tired of patriarchy

mad heiress: spicy four-star armpit

mad heiress: madrigal for 1,000 faces

mad heiress: things that go up, never come down

mad heiress: too many cocks in the kitchen

mad heiress: sea shanties of the hermaphroditic wayfarer

mad heiress: jesus vs luke skywalker

mad heiress: inadvertant pussy farming since 1971

mad heiress: happily gentrifying your 'hood since 2017

mad heiress: nipple tassels on man breasts since 1926

mad heiress: undoing 50 years of cultural progress in 5 minutes

mad heiress: walter, why don't you suck a fuck?

mad heiress: wholly unrecognizable as human

mad heiress: since 1907, purveyors of fleshy delights

mad heiress: diaspora in your pants

mad heiress: you're like a rock star, except without the music, money, looks or fame

mad heiress: cartoon barnswaddle

mad heiress: over it before it even starts

mad heiress: the united skerries of gooligan

mad heiress: your ally in the fight against sustainability

mad heiress: alone again together

mad heiress: satan thanks you for your contribution

mad heiress: the complaint of the cannibal feminist

mad heiress: petabytes of man titties

mad heiress: papa's gotta brand new colostomy bag

mad heiress: just begging to be culturally appropriated

mad heiress: pol pot - the collected tweets

mad heiress: cannibal granny vs. transgender las vegas bikini contest

mad heiress: flatulent agitprop for the masses

mad heiress: the way nightclubs full of dancing youths resemble fascist rallies

mad heiress: hybrid forensics lab/micro brewery

mad heiress: the word for the sensation of mild nausea when you sit on a toilet seat that's still warm from the ass of whoever used it before

mad heiress: cub scout summer whiskey camp

mad heiress: combating the rise of carpathian douchebags since 1946

mad heiress: the ultimate guide to absolutely nothing

mad heiress: changing blossoms into fists

mad heiress: oppressively louche

mad heiress: when the air smells like country music

mad heiress: sven's impossibly frozen dinners

mad heiress: kung-fu marriage clinic

mad heiress: horrible is the new normal

mad heiress: destination frothpoint

mad heiress: remember when thoughts of parker posey kept us awake at night? me neither.

mad heiress: black is the new orange

mad heiress: a seismic shift in dillyrags

mad heiress: all the news that's fit to invent

mad heiress: the unsent letter left to rot inside a coat pocket

mad heiress: rock & roll vs. isis

mad heiress: trolling you from orbit since 2024

mad heiress: man at party wields clarinet

mad heiress: #pimpmylethalexecutionchair

mad heiress: #crabapplepisschrist

mad heiress: 23rd century gomstick sexbot blues

mad heiress: haunted gay mansion vs. chicana robot

mad heiress: 3d glasses for a 4d world

mad heiress: emergently abstruse

mad heiress: scraunchy trundlebits

mad heiress: doxing you from 20,000 leagues beneath the sea

mad heiress: note to self: the rapture is not an exit strategy

mad heiress: the adventures of mary queen of scots in slutbag metropolis

mad heiress: #ibbajerbs

mad heiress: entropy in tent city

mad heiress: not so much lies as an untested system of magical thought

mad heiress: it's yabba dabba do time

mad heiress: the secret pregnancy of friedrich nietzsche

mad heiress: failing to galvanize critics since 1973

mad heiress: transgender high school football team

mad heiress: clouds are classicist as fuck

mad heiress: you can't teach an old god new tricks

mad heiress: of piss, puss, and men

mad heiress: gumming up your goodness-of-fit ratio since 1872

mad heiress: the finest in surrealist anti-personnel outerwear

mad heiress: the beveled frond

mad heiress: morse code for "help my soul"

mad heiress: celebrating ironic distance since 1947

mad heiress: all music should be monophonic

mad heiress: glass half full. of shit.

mad heiress: jiggering your optics since 1935

mad heiress: rockstars are silly people

mad heiress: adventures with the right honorable hanz winklebaum

mad heiress: something's wrong with the color yellow again

mad heiress: i wanna hold your gland

mad heiress: prenups on the moon

mad heiress: primo levy made porn films

mad heiress: fondling the doors of orbital shipyards since 1929

mad heiress: deus ex a go-go

mad heiress: the world needs more infographics about circumcision

mad heiress: funky winkerbean goes to hell

mad heiress: answering the question "At what age should a man stop listening to techno/rave music?"

mad heiress: i guess everything's irrelative

mad heiress: beautiful melodies telling us terrible things

mad heiress: trolling you in the monastery since 1572

mad heiress: a trans connecticut yankee in cisqueer king arthur's court

mad heiress: more songs about building and fucking

mad heiress: afterbirth n' peppermints

mad heiress: laughing with a mouthful of dipping sauce

mad heiress: entirely synthetic

mad heiress: that difficult third album syndrome

mad heiress: no country for old memes

mad heiress: death by navajo mosquito net

mad heiress: greetings from photon mary and the torpedo tubes

mad heiress: self-promotion is for losers

mad heiress: a riot of lousy nimbus chasing fuckers

mad heiress: committing perjury in our sleep

mad heiress: taking the "you" out of youtube since 1978

mad heiress: happy everything-is-on-fire! day

mad heiress: walk a mile in a rich man's shoes

mad heiress: talk to me like a robot tonight

mad heiress: how much custard can you handle?

mad heiress: where gentlemen go to vox populi

mad heiress: arm in arm with lamentable dotards

mad heiress: diplomacy through absurdity since 2012

mad heiress: the lament of the flatulent assassin

mad heiress: your one-stop shop for eldritch erotics

mad heiress: tie fighters in ecstasy

mad heiress: xenomorph in your tummy

mad heiress: pulling into port with 3 tons of state-approved romantic literature

mad heiress: i must not think bad thoughts

mad heiress: is yogurt negotiable?

mad heiress: shaky disco snark attack

mad heiress: love affairs with deaf dwarves

mad heiress: patronizing you in ways you never imagined possible

mad heiress: in defense of men who cannot play guitar

mad heiress: prohibition of the senses

mad heiress: his majesty's alcoholic splendor

mad heiress: all human life is punishment

mad heiress: chesty crucifiers

mad heiress: failing to control ourselves at the buffet table since 1979

mad heiress: fire drills in hell

mad heiress: encouraging passivity in the armed forces since 2019

mad heiress: alimony for sexbots

mad heiress: the soiling of old glory

mad heiress: graydon carter action figure

mad heiress: when ghostwriters need ghostwriters

mad heiress: robots with eating disorders

mad heiress: pivoting to human interest

mad heiress: ridley scott and uwe boll are the same person

mad heiress: laughing with a mouthful of dipping sauce

mad heiress: your passport to hesitation

mad heiress: led by a coalition of the belligerent

mad heiress: archibald's orgy in hell

mad heiress: purveyors of the finest redneck librettos

mad heiress: mama won't be home tonight

mad heiress: because god doesn't give a shit

mad heiress: enchanted broccoli dildo

mad heiress: hell is other blemigans

mad heiress: thank you for being a frond

mad heiress: man. gun. train. the condensed history of cinema.

mad heiress: i philandered lonely in the crowd

mad heiress: twin sticks, my nubbins they did lay

mad heiress: allegheny bladder holster: big return

mad heiress: mobile divorce trucks, driving slowly through suburban neighborhoods. unhappy young newlyweds run out to greet them.

mad heiress: studied feltching at julliard, majored in vandalism at harvard

mad Heiress: he had a personality like perforated cardboard

mad heiress: wax the bot pout chauncey, wax the bot pout

mad heiress: slurpy cocaine riot

mad heiress: popcorn for the soul

mad heiress: referring to our spouse as our "insignificant other" since 2003

mad heiress: destiny's illegitimate child

mad heiress: the next james bond should be played by an albino african-american midget

mad heiress: more photos of hipsters standing at the edges of tall forests, please

mad heiress: where iggy pop becomes iggy putt

mad heiress: answering the question "at what age should a man stop listening to rave music?"

mad heiress: happy world-on-fire day

mad heiress: walk a mile in a rich man's shoes

mad heiress: internationalist deathray

mad heiress: herbicide by barking slot machine

mad heiress: zero gravity dandruff patrol

mad heiress: the center for unexceptional children

mad heiress: smooth jazz in a moral vacuum

mad heiress: wearing the t-shirts of bands we've never heard

mad heiress: kickstarters for martin shkreli

mad heiress: botox for the soul

mad heiress: operation righteous panty raid

mad heiress: spanish fandango in your pants

mad heiress: virginia is for lovers. and nazis.

mad heiress: awarding kim jong un the nobel peace prize for "notable achievements in the field of nuclear technology"

mad heiress: adventures in laotion elbow porn

mad heiress: as comforting as a bucket of warm shit on a winter's day

mad heiress: tactical nuclear didgeridoo

mad heiress: with great power comes great hubris

mad heiress: where the jokes are dead on arrival

mad heiress: dictators in cars yelling at baristas

mad heiress: susan sarandon is now too old to play susan sarandon

mad heiress: montages of James Franco running excitedly down corridors

mad heiress: fukishima sex parlors become all the rage. "irradiate my genitals!" goes the cry of the salaryman

mad heiress: a banner year for semi-nude art rock

mad heiress: rock paper incisors

mad heiress: death chants and military breakdowns

mad heiress: playing a medley of your favorite cell phone ring tones

mad heiress: incredibly mixed-up creatures who grew wings and flied

mad heiress: tap dancin' in the slaughterhouse

mad heiress: uninspired by actual events

mad heiress: greetings from the international house of 404 errors

mad heiress: turns out the superstitious sonar operator was right all along

mad heiress: where failure and good intentions meet

mad heiress: the first in a series of encoded transmissions

mad heiress: groucho marx is our spirit animal

mad heiress: ok comptroller

mad heiress: where radar meets gaydar

mad heiress: once upon a time in dollywood

mad heiress: jet planes. girls in comic books. 

mad heiress: the dirtiest joke at disneyland

mad heiress: write for your fight to party

mad heiress: circle strafing our way into your heart

mad heiress: these are the days my friend, these are the days

mad heiress: if you can't do something smart, do something right

mad heiress: send nudes when you get home so we know you made it home safely 

mad heiress: a riot of unwearable hats

mad heiress: unsafe at any emotional speed 

mad heiress: all emotions removed to make room for more puzzles

mad heiress: some of our best friends are petrified dopplegangers

mad heiress: pith hat vs piss hat

mad heiress: your rocket ship to alaska 

mad heiress: zen and the art of election fraud

mad heiress: the superficial interstitial 

mad heiress: powering down vs sexing up

mad heiress: compost all up in your thong

mad heiress: confessions of a stunt man poet

mad heiress: baby cowboy boots strung up over a power line

mad heiress: like a sexual dodecahedron

mad heiress: benefit concert for vladimir putin, with pussy riot headlining

mad heiress: 21 flavors of ectoplasmic maternity gum 

mad heiress: where gaydar meets radar

mad heiress: compost all up in your ice cream cone

mad heiress: screw life hacks, does anyone know any good death hacks?

mad heiress: bribing our way into heaven

mad heiress: a reacharound for jesus

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the albino okinawan pop singers trapped inside burning elevators

mad heiress: physical beauty is just another form of being handicapped

mad heiress: courting you with weird breathy phone calls since 1982

mad heiress: more rock songs should start with a deep yawn from the singer

mad heiress: sealing the deal by doxing your granny

mad heiress: the years just end up making us sillier

mad heiress: masters of the sidelong glance

mad heiress: 2001 an airspacebnb odyssey

mad heiress: a campaign of sustained indifference

mad heiress: all emotional confessionals must be submitted in triplicate with a supervisor's signature

mad heiress: the challenge is to say something new and make it old again

mad heiress: where were you the day culture collapsed in on itself?

mad heiress: 99 problems but a break in the time-space continuum ain't one

mad heiress: ...and so to the spider, the web is home

mad heiress: silently judging your facial hair

mad heiress: look back in languor

mad heiress: "you don't make me feel like a woman anymore," said the quaalude to the glass

mad heiress: glamour! music! dancing robots!

mad heiress: it's all been a frame. a trick. a game. we did it with mirrors. we couldn't think of a number, so we gave you a name.

mad heiress: talkin' that surrealist jive

mad heiress: fingernails in the soup since 1974

mad heiress: anthems without listeners
mad heiress: one-man sleeper cells

mad heiress: punchup at a vegan birthing center

mad heiress: mining memes for millions

mad heiress: throwing pennies at the satellites

mad heiress: of humans and ambiguity

mad heiress: we'd take a cultural bullet for you any day

mad heiress: #documenteverything

mad heiress: the finest in trump-putin homosexual fan fiction

mad heiress: embracing stereotypes so you don't have to

mad heiress: no facts, only theories

mad heiress: from rock god to beverly hills pool cleaner

mad heiress: skidding about on the greasy surface of irrelevant brilliance

mad heiress: taciturn teens vs. the bax wot pout flangers

mad heiress: the 11 and 1/2 flavors of mustache

mad heiress: the dap dipping crescendo

mad heiress: unveiling the synth bass line that will blow your fucking mind

mad heiress: this is a low-flying panic attack

mad heiress: church bastard. a sanctimonious fragrance for men.
mad heiress: swalloons n' kidz

mad heiress: arpeggiating your unease

mad heiress: darkness is the literacy of regression

mad heiress: like rasputin on roller skates

mad heiress: because every band needs a theme song and trademark dance

mad heiress: committing virutal identity suicide since 2013

mad heiress: lupe fiasco is leaning into monday like nobody's business

mad heiress: is it true you shamed a french janglebot?
mad heiress: raising the eyebrows of the highbrows since 2014
mad heiress: setting the standards for man-clapper research since 2022
mad heiress: ground zero for your momma's apocalypse

mad heiress: elegy for the middle class

mad heiress: towers will be violated at owner's expense

mad heiress: we know where you live. but unlike those other sinister cabals, we just don't care.

mad heiress: uploading your libido to the cloud since 2012

mad heiress: your sojourn amongst the dolomites

mad heiress: of compost and birthday cake

mad heiress: anniversary of your self-immolation 

mad heiress: decay and ruin and a girl named sue

mad heiress: ancestral jimminylicks

mad heiress: of goiters and possibilities

mad heiress: modernist snob trapped in post-modernist body

mad heiress: a deeply repulsive form of aural pornography

mad heiress: hen pecked and hog tied

mad heiress: the girl from ipanema is tired, so tired

mad heiress: geronimo's ceo scalp collection is coming along nicely

mad heiress: u.s.s.r. of a.

mad heiress: the 763-hour workweek

mad heiress: off-world faceloads, volume 7

mad heiress: Ode to a can of mechanically separated chicken parts/of blow jobs and back taxes

mad heiress: beatdown at a bris

mad heiress: shooting ourself in the foot since 1934

mad heiress: tilting at absurdist windmills since 1932

mad heiress: because love means never having to use an acquainal mind probe

mad heiress: cannibal marauder dustup at hovercraft station

mad heiress: the algerian nun connection

mad heiress: tolerating your bullshit since 1969

mad heiress: lullaby for damascus

mad heiress: a shock squad of unkempt lesbians vs. an elite cadre of afterschool soccer moms

mad heiress: drop ship in a damascus bathhouse

mad heiress: asleep at the wheel of culture since 1997

mad heiress: lamda & the negative binomials/caterwaul & the remainder tables/emdash n' th' #s

mad heiress: "it takes a special kind of man to wear those trousers," you think to yourself

mad heiress: memorials for the czarfuckers

mad heiress: re-conceptualize the food court

mad heiress: #coolstorybro

mad heiress: savaged in the adriatic/the spanish fly in your pepto bismal

mad heiress: they'll be playing californian hot tub jazz at your beheading

mad heiress: sandwich rhetoric

mad heiress: the new slogan from rock god fonderswelter: incorporate!

mad heiress: the awkwardness of long corridors

mad heiress: you'd like to stop using your eyes for awhile

mad heiress: no political knee we haven't jerked/forever on the wrong side of history

mad heiress: been white so long it feels like black to me

mad heiress: the launch code in your fortune cookie

mad heiress: there are problems in these times, but oh none of them are mine!

mad heiress: inadvertent fisticuffs since 1975

mad heiress: we were promised deep-sea erections

mad heiress: love wears red pleather

mad heiress: america's funniest instagram meltdowns

mad heiress: schnitzel rocket

mad heiress: speaking ill of the dead since 1968

mad heiress: war is a social system

mad heiress: a polite british outlaw state of mind

mad heiress: archimedean copulas ftw

mad heiress: where old porn meets new

mad heiress: failing all known personality tests since 1965

mad heiress: neofeudalism in the age of entitlement

mad heiress: crying "uncle!" in the culture wars

mad heiress: them some crazy chickens

mad heiress: spare a thought for the bespeckled chubby rhythm guitarist in the australian rock video

mad heiress: robot birthday party

mad heiress: is that a genital or an octopus?

mad heiress: wingnuts in overdrive/wingnuts in reverse

mad heiress: lazing it up with expired deli meats since 1973

mad heiress: toilet seat on the edge of forever

mad heiress: only the finest in artisinal ankh fishhooks

mad heiress: captain & teniele vs. isis  

mad heiress: give us discreet self-lubricating pocket catheters or give us death!

mad heiress: throw a rock in your backyard, a butterfly rapes a bee in china

mad heiress: cats bite bats. bats wear hats.

mad heiress: a session with doctor faustus

mad heiress: #thestruggleissurreal

mad heiress: rage quitting our way to permadeath

mad heiress: the anonymous van with the tinted windows parked outside your child's daycare for days on end

mad heiress: and the award for best surrealist pool cleaner goes to...

mad heiress: "take not a maiden who, when she sees a man of bronze, loses possession of herself."

mad heiress: there was no such incident between the carriage and the containment facility

mad heiress: i wandered lonely as a digit feed

mad heiress: at the heart of every corporate entity, an ugly concrete stairwell

mad heiress: waystations for the argonauts

mad heiress: no slim jims for ted

mad heiress: cleveland snuffbox 

mad heiress: welcoming uncertainty back to the decision-making process

mad heiress: don't you miss the days when science had your back?

mad heiress: the clairvoyance of volcanoes

mad heiress: hunny bunnies from bakersfield, volume ii: the case of the cannibal sex bot

mad heiress: astrobiology has not made my father a bad man

mad heiress: differently unabled

mad heiress: don't make me come over there

mad heiress: bipedal and useless since 2010

mad heiress: appomattox beat box frenzy

mad heiress: recon drone follies

mad heiress: face down in the toilet of our choice

mad heiress: balloon women amongst octopus helicopters /caucasian office worker gyrating on mac keyboard

mad heiress: fake people, real problems

mad heiress: shitting into the hadron collider when nobody's looking 

mad heiress: wintering with war criminals

mad heiress: 70's cereal: count blackula

mad heiress: a small room of one's own in which to micturate

mad heiress: embracing ambiguity in our lesiure purchases since 1967

mad heiress: incident at an icelandic sexbot factory

mad heiress: do you even know what it is you're singing along to?

mad heiress: god gets bored sometimes, too

mad heiress: when coattails collide

mad heiress: bosoms, trumpets, modern art 

mad heiress: post-organic peep show

mad heiress: the finest in bert and ernie simulators

mad heiress: doubt, redoubled

mad heiress: girding our loins since 1911

mad heiress: hunter-gatherers of the food court; apex predators of the corporate sports bar

mad heiress: disco mystics shred the pout swans

mad heiress: the telepathic diary of a failed aristocrat during the time of the first singularity

mad heiress: greenlighting cannibal meth frenzies since 2028

mad heiress: reproducible cupcake bastard shoehorn society go-getter panic squad

mad heiress: fellating the captains of industry since 1919

mad heiress: yield to the data, billingsley 

mad heiress: sounds of collapsing new buildings

mad heiress: play that big night music, dimitri

mad heiress: showing you people what bodies are for

mad heiress: project hangnail

mad heiress: how many yemenis does it take to behead a lightbulb?

mad heiress: like foreplay with a ballpeen hammer

mad heiress: inadvertent fisticuffs since 1975/snark tweeting joss whedon since 2017

mad heiress: a fistfulla fistulas

mad heiress: peroxide hollywood consignment ass

mad heiress: sexbot on a hot tin roof

mad heiress: the 21st-century confidence man/the harpie hallucinating under your bed

mad heiress: another backyard box-and-whisker plot

mad heiress: bark like an angry angel

mad heiress: toenail bowl. a bento box lunchable by ernie.

mad heiress: gom stick. a fragrance for men.

mad heiress: dramamine bushleague retirement party

mad heiress: the inevitable logic of skin

mad heiress: help us turn the sky back on

mad heiress: year of the asimov shitstorm

mad heiress: there was no such incident between the carriage and the finish line

mad heiress: the wah-wah pedal to your stratocaster

mad heiress: eating candybars in public lavatories since 1994

mad heiress: with boney hands, the world i'll sway; i'll feed a bird on a lonely day

mad heiress: optimizing phase patterns and array shifts for sub-tropical research stations since 1978
mad heiress: serving up nervous breakdowns from the back of the van

mad heiress: art attack!

mad heiress: the year of dreaming dangerously

mad heiress: trafficking in some upfit hodanky shit

mad heiress: get thee to an armory

mad heiress: thratch

mad heiress: binkram's severity matrix click-track threatened to derail nesbit's birthday party

mad heiress: absentee ballot for the soul

mad heiress: name-dropping hindu gods for our east hamptons interior decorating service since 2004

mad heiress: unplugging the feedtube

mad heiress: child soldier: the musical

mad heiress: afrodisiac

mad heiress: guided by vices

mad heiress: those were the droids you were looking for

mad heiress: waving, not drowning
mad heiress: themes for ruined cities

mad heiress: cut-rate comfort eggs of the dispossessed

mad heiress: singer songwriters will be shot at dawn

mad heiress: the eldritch pillow

mad heiress: exotic bodies in retrograde

mad heiress: in love with random transient noise bursts

mad heiress: welcome to the jingle

mad heiress: i know why the caged sexbot sings

mad heiress: jumping jacks in zero g
mad heiress: the sand in your joints, the happy family diorama in your living room window
mad heiress: a headdress for every mood

mad heiress: tete-a-tete with a gay rhino

mad heiress: sunset viewed from atop a barge of filth

mad heiress: bagpipes in the shower

mad heiress: so much turpentine in your oven

mad heiress: provocation is fashion

mad heiress: the girl with the know-nothing eyes

mad heiress: rolling with big muddy

mad heiress: a back-to-school gift they won't soon forget

mad heiress: chew up the starlight, spit out a satellite

mad heiress: nibblets, front and center

mad heiress: you wouldn't understand, it's a post-organic thing

mad heiress: the satellites just winked at you

mad heiress: for those who don't realize how repulsive they are, this one's for you

mad heiress: frollicking naked in glass houses

mad heiress: doing our part to enforce handclap standards everywhere

mad heiress: building better worlds through absurdism since 2005

mad heiress: where rollerskating never goes out of style

mad heiress: for when you feel like a plastic dad in a plastic sunset

mad heiress: wanted in seven districts for siberian mind crimes

mad heiress: the jahadist fashion dilemma: does this balaclava make me look fat?

mad heiress: the farsi of crazy

mad heiress: the boy with television eyes

mad heiress: big men. big science.

mad heiress: rumpoling the bailey since 1934

mad heiress: all the children sing bamboo music

mad heiress: setting phasers to stun since 1967

mad heiress: venus menus shits all over shoeshine city

mad heiress: leveraging the algoriddmic power of jamaican computing
mad heiress: all tomorrow's bowdlerizations

mad heiress: only psychopaths whistle aloud

mad heiress: baby jupe-jupe and kid lassiter
mad heiress: unpacking tropes, wherever we might find them
mad heiress: placating shut-ins since 1978

mad heiress: colliding with butterflies since 2018

mad heiress: because lesbians rarely own small dogs

mad heiress: how many surrealists does it take to screw in a fur-covered lightbulb?
mad heiress: a golden gossamer for your thoughts

mad heiress: lifestyle advice for dirgible captains

mad heiress: summers were popsicles and freshly mowed grass

mad heiress: violence is intimate
mad heiress: annexing star fuckers from planet "time"
mad heiress: confusing chinese gangsters since 1965

mad heiress: tearing down your bildungsroman

mad heiress: an alan smithee film
mad heiress: it's that silly rictus grin that makes us love you

mad heiress: quickly, to the scramjet!
mad heiress: masterminding jamaican crime since 1981
mad heiress: dumping and jumping like a two-pump chump
mad heiress: this ain't your daddy's venn diagram
mad heiress: when only the finest european oils will do

mad heiress: basslines for your spine
mad heiress: elbows off the table, dammit

mad heiress: shallow be thy maker

mad heiress: earn soda points while slaughtering dodos!

mad heiress: for memories not yet remembered

mad heiress: like a post-modernist fistfight

mad heiress: detonate for me, baby

mad heiress: adjusting our moral code to match the environment

mad heiress: frenemies in high places

mad heiress: diary of a conning tower operator

mad heiress: helping david bowie and philip glass start their own lawn-care business

mad heiress: aphrodite acres, a 22nd-century retirement home for supermodels, on float cloud city

mad heiress: wha'ppah?

mad heiress. cymbals eat guitars

mad heiress: an infinite feedback loop

mad heiress: harangues from the trouserless

mad heiress: art shows at the hanoi hilton

mad heiress: jazz potatoes

mad heiress: a one act play in no words- "the thought"

mad heiress. never not in your dictionary
mad heiress: monogrammed hankies on parade

mad heiress: chewing with our mouths open

mad heiress: we shit zeros and ones

mad heiress: night of the tunisan art party

mad heiress: picking you last at kickball all throughout 7th grade

mad heiress: "this is for when your sex is full of voodoo"
mad heiress: spitballs in your hair from the back of the class
mad heiress: gilding the lily since 2008

mad heiress. "history disappears faster than we can make it"
mad heiress: navigating the amsterdam of twat
mad heiress: mommy bloggers driving foreign policy since 2004

mad heiress: it's a robot, not a choice
mad heiress: this is for when you feel ethereal as fuck
mad heiress: bringing back the three-lampshade lunch

mad heiress: dj trancepants and mc crashpad live at the mindwipe
mad heiress: interviews with men on fire
mad heiress: contaminating the crime scene since 1955

mad heiress: spreeky cheeks the flattererer the scatterer of ashes

mad heiress: trouble in tijuana/unrest in juarez/chaos in chiapas

mad heiress: this ai loves you; this computer is dyslexic

mad heiress: my sitar wants to kill yer mama
mad heiress: because life is an all-day breath jam

mad heiress: a smattering of gypsy curses
mad heiress: crispus attucks controls the internet

mad heiress: sgt. dr. pepper vs my chemical bromance

mad heiress: a quiet place in paraguay

mad heiress: lolita with an eyesore

mad heiress: making children safe for art

mad heiress: i see you, mara

mad heiress: everything new is old again

mad heiress: calypso music for the police state

mad heiress: goforth broke the bottle over morgan's head
mad heiress: money is your yoga, baby

mad heiress: are you now, or have you ever been?

mad heiress: eating then shitting, shitting then eating. what else could we do?

mad heiress: hell is other people. with guns.

mad heiress: so this buddhist walks into a bar...

mad heiress: shinier than soft bullets

mad heiress: effeminate gay wrestler comedy podcast

mad heiress: an attentive army of comfort consultants at the ready

mad heiress: the dahmer party

mad heiress: we choose the world, despite its opacity

mad heiress: going stir crazy in this mountain cabin

mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing

mad heiress: giving nietzsche syphillis since 1805

mad heiress: going full retard since 2010

mad heiress: typsy on a tuesday again

mad heiress: sanctioning corporate malfeasance with the worst of them

mad heiress: dispensing salty justice since 2029
mad heiress: the ballad of whiskey joe and the dudelicks

mad heiress: the up-tone of button-down puffery

mad heiress: responding to subtle shifts in frequency

mad heiress: john lennon was an asshole

mad heiress: dumping chaff at 20,000 feet

mad heiress: our favorite buildings. gone.

mad heiress: jazz from before the invention of hair

mad heiress: ipso facto pleasure testers for men

mad heiress: making rich dudes anxious

mad heiress: policing the blogosphere since 1929

mad heiress: a hand job in zero g

mad heiress: idiocy for dummies

mad heiress: two humps, no camel

mad heiress: the auschwitz selfie outrage

mad heiress: this is why you should have stayed in school

mad heiress: frolicking inside the containment field

mad heiress: putting the "cry" in crime since 2022

mad heiress: like an afterschool special for marcel duchamp

mad heiress: people who feed on people, are the hungriest people

mad heiress: rim jobbing the mind vandals

mad heiress: fellating third-world dictators since 1933

mah heiress: bristling with cultural irrelevence

mad heiress: sex vs. death

mad heiress: walker-bowel-steamship saga

mad heiress: winged douchebags in flight

mad heiress: be better. be someone else.

mad heiress: like a freight train through your soul

mad heiress: rudyard kipling never had days like these

mad heiress: a demure army of spiritual blockade runners

mad heiress: sex is something you have to do every once in awhile, whether you want to or not

mad heiress: bladed feathers on briny skin

mad heiress: buckets of sick for your trouble

mad heiress: pushing buddha out the chopper

mad heiress: big shim daddy kane has a mustachioed mistress

mad heiress: living someone else's life while there's still time

mad heiress: mindslaves, inc

mad heiress: ankle angle doubledash

mad heiress: you won't get rich broadcasting the mating life of eels, but it sure is fun

mad heiress: a blind sculptor who works with radioactive clay

mad heiress: tweeners firing rocket launchers in the food court

mad heiress: english people grappling wildcats in the bathtub

mad heiress: atrocity momma

mad heiress: in the future, each of us shall incorporate

mad heiress: the way dudes who work at bike shops are just way too self confident

mad heiress: pornography on a workingman's budget

mad heiress: night of the living skeptics

mad heiress: gender studies where none should be

mad heiress: jittery dentists, cut-rate proctologists

mad heiress: bristling with practiced dissonance

mad heiress: where jazzercise meets circumcision

mad heiress: bristling with practiced dissidents

mad heiress: bristling with practiced diffidence

mad heiress: bristling with practiced indifference

mad heiress: aristocrats having ephihanies while engaged in acts of unconscionable violence

mad heiress: today is "write like a syphillitic 19th-century parisian poet" day

mad heiress: dance of the arthritic remission pooves

mad heiress: dance of the apoplectic consignment snakes

mad heiress: the best in off-world synthetic meat products

mad heiress: sexy warheads make terrorism come 'rotic

mad heiress: a gorgon delivers my sunday paper

mad heiress: drexel ratch and the haunted milkshake

mad heiress: facefaller: a dirk tangiers metamystery

mad heiress: dedicated to the hobbyist astronauts. where would space exploitation be without the fleeting dedication of dilettante explorers?

mad heiress: in terrorism, postmodernism is forced to confront its shadow, the premodern

mad heiress: why does it always come back to barney? 

mad heiress: miss black teenage america 1972 would like a word with you

mad heiress: who among us hasn't played the part of thuggish executioner?

mad heiress: under no circumstances should the french be allowed to play rock and roll

mad heiress: grown children at play 

mad heiress: my n-series is an honor butler bot at st. smithers' robo finishing academy

mad heiress: if waking life is the main course, sleep is dessert

mad heiress: and when there's nothing left to steal, then what?

mad heiress: low risk, high yield

mad heiress: hijacking paper planes

mad heiress: thom thumb and his mitochondrial blues band

mad heiress: it's high time zimbabwe hosted a cosplay convention

mad heiress: the statue of a priest sweats in naples at night

mad heiress: a balloon changes its mind and reverses course

mad heiress: shark-butter-cupcake-bastard-shoehorn-assistance squad, at your assistance

mad heiress: knife thrower's convention at the local 502

mad heiress: schemers, dreamers, executioners, here is your land

mad heiress: careless mountains, careful sky

mad heiress: pauline prepped pulled pork in a polkadot poncho in a pawnshop 

mad heiress: she had the patience of a map

mad heiress: the god of soft missiles weeps inside his own terrarium

mad heiress: a strict embargo on scottish space stations

mad heiress: point me at the scenery, agnes

mad heiress: we've successfully cloned donald sutherland's moustache, circa 1975

mad heiress: knives in the air. songs to the bird.

mad heiress: the corporation whisperer

mad heiress: tanner took a tan shit on a tin roof then busied himself with a riot of silent idioting

mad heiress: cocks are planes coming in to land atop sculpted landing strips

mad heiress: going 'full midget' for the role

mad heiress: basically, the options are as follows: get married or write manifestos 

mad heiress: has a butterfly ever driven a magazine editor to tears?

mad heiress: not so much an achille's heel, as much as an achille's torso

mad heiress: should you move to oakland, the chang suk muvvas has a little surprise in store for you

mad heiress: my kingdom for a lebanese hovercraft

mad heiress: a gefilte fish for elsa. no other possibility. 

mad heiress: halitosis is your calling card

mad heiress: the boy who ate robots and shat dirt

mad heiress: a dog named dirty buddha

mad heiress: the god fuck

mad heiress: armageddon. this beautiful tree.

mad heiress: impersonations with improbable thieves

mad heiress: only fools know everything

mad heiress: a time toy for asspinis

mad heiress: recon drone photobomb

mad heiress: the great white hope

mad heiress: surrogate sex bomb

mad heiress: dress real nice on judgement day

mad heiress: what do you do when nobody's watching?

mad heiress: gildersleeve fancied himself a real hottentot of twat

mad heiress: taking back the morning from the overachievers

mad heiress: beauregard was a tireless advocate for the rights of gay service droids

mad heiress: a grand guginol for ethel, a meatplow for agnes

mad heiress: fire in the pleather factory

mad heiress: party in a dictator's pants

mad heiress: awaiting inspiration was your first mistake

mad heiress: fur-covered spaceships

mad heiress: iraqi happy meals

mad heiress: hors hotchkiss leaned into each stroke of his porcupine wax job

mad heiress: gonad oswego and the crazyass clowns and "some flyway process of crazyass bullshit"

mad heiress: barnaby crotch: a cologne for men

mad heiress: dino the ectoplasm hustler

mad heiress: bang the drum slowly, chauncey

mad heiress: they're cloning william shatner's star power

mad heiress: the day punk rock came to the sunglass kiosk

mad heiress: people who breed people. are the pluckiest people.

mad heiress: household submarine rationing is now in effect

mad heiress: because rome wasn't sacked in a day

mad heiress: soiling our britches since 1936

mad heiress: fixing your imperfect soul in post

mad heiress: drunk girls save the world every friday night

mad heiress: what's good for the goose is good for the elite navy seal team

mad heiress: a case of creeping death at the neighborhood playground

mad heiress: paging dr. bungle

mad heiress: humming gwar in the elevator

mad heiress: they're still singing about the great carboro tofu drop of '07

mad heiress: you are hereby found guilty of the crime of being yourself

mad heiress: tastes of toasted suzy

mad heiress: monkeyshines and stage japes

mad heiress: it's only stealing if they catch you

mad heiress: old men in dirty underwear

mad heiress: spend a week walking like a taller person

mad heiress: their brands, our gods

mad heiress: angels with dirty assholes

mad heiress: strange doings afoot in the world of men

mad heiress: carousing among the armpit whores with louche abandon

mad heiress: draining the pool for clues of you

mad heiress: dread and circuses

mad heiress: skronking with binky

mad heiress: the adventures of daisy donk and dom the dom

mad heiress: parades of dyspeptic twaddle

mad heiress: playgrounds of buffonish pantaloons

mad heiress: cool story, bro

mad heiress: the adventures of beuregard, the transgendered performance art robot

mad heiress: pushing your inlaws out the helicopter

mad heiress: the real deal in corporate sanctioned youth rebellion

mad heiress: dune buggies across the sahara

mad heiress: the banality of evil, the profundity of good

mad heiress: in the future, sex change booths will be like tanning salons

mad heiress: summoning the passion to remain indifferent

mad heiress: what are songs but lists and circles?

mad heiress: greetings from senorita snatch n' grab

mad heiress: sonic shitshines for the soul

mad heiress: a thimbleful of talent

mad heiress: rattus noverticus

mad heiress: lament of the uninspired ninja- "i'm just not feeling it."

mad heiress: death by milktruck

mad heiress: a crack squad of unmotivated lesbian window cleaners

mad heiress: parachuting into alligator farms 

mad heiress: send in the clowns

mad heiress: of powerful women, we say that they have breasticles

mad heiress: diary of a dyspeptic nobleman during the 2024 protein riots

mad heiress: the osmosis of vomit

mad heiress: gunfire and pianos

mad heiress: "i'm morgan freeman, and i endorse genital mutilation"

mad heiress: where absurdity courts vulgarity

mad heiress: lament of the inconvenient people

mad heiress: demigod and the rape rats, bete noir and the misery shakes

mad heiress: release the bats!

mad heiress: we grew here; you flew here

mad heiress: fools at play

mad heiress: factories are playgrounds

mad heiress: when zipper catches skin

mad heiress: sex without gravity

mad heiress: dustups in a pawnshop

mad heiress: open your mouth and venus comes exploding out your forehead

mad heiress: poetry for lumbersexuals

mad heiress: radiant in our repugnance

mad heiress: love without touching

mad heiress: abducting reason in your sleep

mad heiress: it's only make believe, unless you're on high-grade government lsd

mad heiress: beauty gone to seed

mad heiress: music by committee

mad heiress: sex without gravity since 1959

mad heiress: empires have risen and fallen on less

mad heiress: the quiet joys of being fwauxy

mad heiress: the day joaquin phoenix became a mime

mad heiress: rorschachs for a police state

mad heiress: lil' taste of death

mad heiress: welcome to the age of the post-human

mad heiress: ballad of the dyspeptic sultry minxes

mad heiress: childbirth and tank battles

mad heiress: negating your value add

mad heiress: the pageantry of pain

mad heiress: doin' the tough guy shuffle

mad heiress: in the future, flight attendants will be reptilian

mad heiress: flossing with gertrude stein

mad heiress: guided by vices

mad heiress: kill 'em all, let facebook content moderators sort 'em out

mad heiress: powering up the bloody malarky machine

mad heiress: keeping the home pyres burning

mad heiress: as graceful as a rutting boar in flight

mad heiress: momentary lapse of the senses

mad heiress: a thousand miles of perfume

mad heiress: light a fart in a match factory/light a match in a fart factory/fart a match in a light factory/match a fart in a factory light 

mad heiress: fistfights in hat factories

mad heiress: kill 'em all, let facebook content moderators sort 'em out

mad heiress: provocation is fashion

mad heiress: the wah-wah pedal to your stratocaster

mad heiress: the other white meat

mad heiress: where yellow galoshes never go out of style

mad heiress: tete-a-tete with gay rhinos

mad heiress: bagpipes in the shower, turpentine in the oven

mad heiress: hoovering up giblets after your moms comes to town

mad heiress: jabberberry. the next social app. "waste your precious time."

mad heiress: eattabaggadicks

mad heiress: even our shadows are dirty

mad meiress: frenemies with benefits

mad heiress: this one goes out to the absinthe assassins 

mad heiress: it's mother teresa, bitches

mad heiress: irritating the casual observer since 1977

mad heiress: like pornography in braille

mad heiress: fuck. drink. regret. pray. drive.

mad heiress: jackoffs in jodhpurs

mad heiress: detonate the spirit bomb

mad heiress: www.oedipalarrangements.com

mad heiress: sexting in fallout shelters. spooning in missile silos.

mad heiress: does your life flash before your eyes when we touch you there?

mad heiress: x the radioactive man with grasshopper eyes

mad heiress: one-eyed chorus on grasshopper afternoon

mad heiress: hate binging art since 2011

mad heiress: #vibratingspoon

mad heiress: one less bastard to reckon with

mad heiress: where farts meet funk

mad heiress: what a long strange school field trip it's been

mad heiress: cluster bomb in a turkish bathhouse

mad heiress: for those about to mock, we salute you

mad heiress: hustle or be hustled

mad heiress: when staying in your lane means swerving into oncoming traffic

mad heiress: silk kimono vs leather jacket

mad heiress: premature gentrification

mad heiress: aretha and i did a few lines in the boiler room, then sealed the deal

mad heiress: el guappo and hefe jones run this sunbaked shantytown

mad heiress: #goochkicked

mad heiress: is that the theater of cruelty in your pants, or are you just sad to see me?

mad heiress: feedtube follies

mad heiress: 'tis the season of giving up

mad heiress: paying you in poster glue and promises

mad heiress: virgins at the vomitorium

mad heiress: preliminary titties

mad heiress: he moved irresolutely, like a prawn in the rain

mad heiress: you dreamt you were in new york. penniless. in the rain.​

mad heiress: josie plays bass, has a hole in her shoe

mad heiress: when in doubt, blame it on the sixties

mad heiress: doin' the dracula cha-cha

mad heiress: i, butlerbot

mad heiress: around here, fridays are "execution casual"

mad heiress: darfur needs mobile diet apps. won't you pledge today?

mad heiress: no longer a credible threat

mad heiress: all art stems from discontent

mad heiress: murdering everything in sight

mad heiress: the man who mistook his wife for a rocket launcher

mad heiress: pith hats are back in style

mad heiress: whatever happened to friendly rap music?

mad heiress: local man "lucky to be alive" after fending off mime attack with half-eaten cheeseburger

mad heiress: ask not for whom the alarm klaxon sounds, it sounds for thee

mad heiress: you haven't lived until you've been attacked by an eagle

mad heiress: an octet of flaming goombahs doing calisthenics in the strawberry field

mad heiress: voyage to the land of the people with grow-together eyebrows

mad heiress: you have exceeded your monthly excrement allotment. further deposits forbidden.

mad heiress: pre-approved refusement loans for eel lumpers

mad heiress: just another mouthy fucker from mergers and acquisitions

mad heiress: white man make heap powerful abstract art

mad heiress: lining your pockets with lint

mad heiress: incident in a turkish bath house

mad heiress: in the future, every shitty indy band stages a meaningless comeback for easy money

mad heiress: a licensed courtesy officer in 27 zones

mad heiress: an old man takes polaroids at the end of a plutonium rainbow

mad heiress: all hail the day when white-collar workers stop talking about their workout routines

mad heiress: how come michael stipe and morrissey didn't get married?

mad heiress: urethra franklin, the queen of reproductive soul

mad heiress: lisin up, cracka. illy boy and panga girl got sometin to say.

mad heiress: night of the living dickheads

mad heiress: making dad rock dangerous again

mad heiress: no longer a viable option for deep space exploration

mad heiress: cocaine set to music

mad heiress: humblebragging with our haircuts since 1999

mad heiress: kosovo is in dire needs of ellipticals

mad heiress: brunch humpers. a tasteful offering of afternoon erotica.

mad heiress: gone fistin'

mad heiress: juniper lassie myxomatosis

mad heiress: a glorious tangle of heavy metal insignificance

mad heiress: shit fountain. coming soon to a town square near you.

mad heiress: in the future, everything will be abbrev

mad heiress: salivating when we should be dancing

mad heiress: elegy for the self-appointed diplomat

mad heiress: at the cosmonaut beer party, carruthers landed on the receiving end of a right poping

mad heiress: bit-part actors of the world, unite

mad heiress: fighting fake news with faker news

mad heiress: where pothole meets butthole

mad heiress: if you're unhappy with a poet, hand your claps

mad heiress: this country could really use a bigfoot sighting right now

mad heiress: inventors of the world's first gender-neutral toothbrush

mad heiress: if it paints, fool it

mad heiress: new york bars & la stars

mad heiress: baby jupe-jupe and lassiter 'splain it for you

mad heiress: fighter jet blues

mad heiress: whoever wrote "the pen is mightier than the sword" never got shot

mad heiress: ali baba and the forty dendrite thieves

mad heiress: tossers and ta-tas

mad heiress: bologne sandwiches forever

mad heiress: in iraq, the ratio of personal trainers to professional actors is less than 1/100. 

mad heiress: a random series of controlled detonations

mad heiress: a stash of rabbings

mad heiress: no valentines in space

mad heiress: patenting the artisinal death cam

mad heiress: christmas in the fallout shelter

mad heiress: www.fundmybadhabits.com

mad heiress: a riotous exchange of zeros and ones

mad heiress: what did the vegan service droid say to the transgendred mobile defense platform?

mad heiress: metafingers and the armenian statisticians

mad heiress: your emotional co-pilot

mad heiress: your anus, our art project

mad heiress: "i'm morgan freeman. please help me destroy the wetlands."

mad heiress: django crafted a steamship. k stepped into an eyeball. 

mad heiress: ode to the lisping waitress

mad heiress: the iconography of jesus butt fucking mohammad

mad heiress: god hates your uncle's edgy jazz trio. it's true.

mad heiress: this girl's life among the electric eyes

mad heiress: babysitters with a mohawks

mad heiress: rattling your teeth since 1938

mad heiress: boulevard of mediocre dreams

mad heiress: night of the day of the dead

mad heiress: the world's first jihadist punk rock band. concerts usually culminate in car bombings.

mad heiress: with skinny arms, like trippy spaghetti

mad heiress: selling favors aboard gilded airships

mad heiress: www.handjobsonrollercoasters.com

mad heiress: jack be nimble, jack be quick, jack hack the security nodes, before they trip

mad heiress: queering up the data

mad heiress: smexy pinatas for your wife's birthday party

mad hieress: like shopping for lingerie with a blonde dwarf

mad heiress: honcho cordoba surveyed his sumptuous estate with a practiced eye

mad heiress: ferrying blue vinyl pressings from brooklyn to durham via underground hipster railroad

mad heiress: confessions of a one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater

mad heiress: when only the finest in lovecraftian stand-up comedy will do

mad hieress: papa's got a brand new bag. of dwarf ears.

mad heiress: the inescapable redundancy of information

mad heiress: you can't teach an old drone new tricks

mad heiress: algernon filed for chapter eleventy last week

mad heiress: crocodiles masquerading as alligators

mad heiress: the missile merged with its target in an ecstatic bloom of orange

mad heiress: in the future, all flight attendents will be reptilian

mad heiress: keeping you in sparkle guns and fairy candy

mad heiress: putting ethics in a chokehold since 2001

mad heiress: reginald's just a by-product

mad heiress: lullaby for an ied

mad heiress: invasion of the fission junkies

mad heiress: celebrating the death of all living things

mad heiress: the way vampires make great hairdressers

mad heiress: donald duck stars in murder most fowl

mad heiress: headlocked again in the confessional box

mad heiress: freedom is a feeling

mad heiress: skye hole & bad decisions/grumpus angelicus & whiskey snots/dingbat eldorado & ##

mad heiress: dry humps in a wet forest

mad heiress: butterfingers, the clumsy assassin

mad heiress: absoluteyoohoo99 wants to be your feed friend

mad heiress: only the finest in scrotum recognition software

mad heiress: sitcoms populated solely by dyspeptic character actors

mad heiress: the asymetrical typist

mad heiress: your ship has most definitely sailed

mad heiress: shadow of a shadow squared

mad heiress: quigley dreamt of unchaperoned parties in the off-world colonies

mad heiress: love song for an abbreviated machine

mad heiress: www.googleyourowndeath.com

mad heiress: that cheeky post-organic male gaze

mad heiress: clamping down on imaginary thoughts

mad heiress: release the bats!

mad heiress: volume iii, in which billy capsizes the airship

mad heiress: crashing your moon lander every chance we get

mad heiress: that beige lincoln towncar running over your foot in the whole foods parking lot

mad heiress: the latest in an unending series of negotiations

mad heiress: oesteopaths on crutches

mad heiress: exposed live parts

mad heiress: www.freakhotbreakfast.com

mad heiress: lives and loves of the cubicle dwellers

mad heiress: a light smattering of oblong nudity

mad heiress: man bites shark

mad heiress: union carbide follies

mad heiress: urinal cake. a fragrance for men

mad heiress: 6,000 ways to say the same thing

mad heiress: oiling the undercarriage

mad heiress: apex predators of the dance floor

mad heiress: when the redhead becomes a blonde

mad heiress: in a roman mood

mad heiress: feces on our breath since tuesday

mad heiress: www.gasolineandurine.com

mad heiress: www.shrapnelpuppy.com

mad heiress: a fragrance for men

mad heiress: choose your own misadventure

mad heiress: pimp's epitaph

mad heiress: the valentino of consignment clerks

mad heiress: don't sit under the alpha reclamation processing facility with anyone else but me

mad heiress: riots of fjords

mad heiress: the enduring sex appeal of mao zedong

mad heiress: flooring you with our left hook since 1973

mad heiress: robot bully

mad heiress: themes for telepathic amphibians

mad heiress: predicting your gaussian offset probability from 20 paces

mad heiress: purveyors of special cigarettes for jazz musicians

mad heiress: unpacking gay black one-armed male privilege since 1989

mad heiress: voted "website most likely to" since 1974

mad heiress: go talk to myrtle, over in system integration

mad heiress: like having your very own automated personality assistant

mad heiress: playing freeze tag in the landmine field

mad heiress: the hoarse whisperer

mad heiress: snuff films for synthetics

mad heiress: ho'in around with the angels

mad heiress: ok rasperry pi

mad heiress: men of art, men of violence

mad heiress: one tweet away from oblivion

mad heiress: perversions of modernity

mad heiress: reality for the taking

mad heiress: operating at 73% efficiency

mad heiress: oxygen not included

mad heiress: fogging up your pince nez

mad heiress: playing it straight in foxholes

mad heiress: "shiver me dildos," exclaimed pirate jim

mad heiress: a metric shit ton of jodphurs

mad heiress: fables of the fauvists

mad heiress: like eels in custard, we wept

mad heiress: the heavens opened their bowels to us, and we sang like electric lepers

mad heiress: you dreamt you sold art in a maximum security penitentiary

mad heiress: east, south, west, north

mad heiress: your one-stop slipstream shop

mad heiress: night of the living spool heads

mad heiress: denial of service attack on the mind

mad heiress: octogenarian with a ray gun

mad heiress: are you ready? god has big plans for you.

mad heiress: tea with portly german jihadists

mad heiress: queering up your goodness-of-fit

mad heiress: how to say nothing in 10,000 words

mad heiress: just another lisping lothario

mad heiress: bedouin funk rolls and opulent hypnotists

mad heiress: gaslighting the hermaphrodite

mad heiress: hamburgers in stasis, dictators in yoga pants

mad heiress: violators will be towed. towers will be violated.

mad heiress: www.cocainepuppy.com

mad heiress: no hovercraft left behind

mad heiress: like a periodic table of the bafflements

mad heiress: getting our shit together, one nosebleed at a time

mad heiress: summers were spent with pitchforks

mad heiress: cheerleader pork belly drip time, llc

mad heiress: the prophet mohammad underwear of the month cartoon panty club

mad heiress: the orifice of delphi

mad heiress: artisinal piss factories

mad heiress: operation rolling breadcrumb

mad heiress: walkabout with monty

mad heiress: dionysious all up in yo' grill

mad heiress: armpits taste like potatoes

mad heiress: just another samba dickslap

mad heiress: parkouring all over your mamma

mad heiress: someone tell all those kids in brooklyn that rock belongs to the past

mad heiress: django. for when it stings like a motherfucker.

mad heiress: what's the mata, hari?

mad heiress: like a clown car full of salsa bandleaders

mad heiress: moderate rebel fighters

mad heiress: the numbers are in. your continued existence no longer yields a fiscal return.

mad heiress: invisible tattoos

mad heiress: by the bosoms of damascus!

mad heiress: free thought is a sin free sin is a thought

mad heiress: www.officedildo.com

mad heiress: future-proofing trousers for the 23rd century

mad heiress: happenstance jones and the dodecahedrons

mad heiress: asexual tourism for digital heroes

mad heiress: three-minute bio breaks inside a hornet's nostril

mad heiress: twerking in front of war memorials because we can

mad heiress: a fragrance for men

mad heiress: based on a true story

mad heiress: any similarity to purely coincidental persons is alive or dead

mad heiress: binky's house of simulacras

mad heiress: summary excess judgement, hawaiian style

mad heiress: red jenny's knickers!

mad heiress: recalcitrant fruitbat

mad heiress: www.oedipalarrangements.com

mad heiress: what do tweed and doo rags have in common?

mad heiress: detonate the spirit bomb

mad heiress: fuck. regret. pray. drive.

mad heiress: so much depends upon a red pleasure tester

mad heiress: it’s like pornography in braille

mad heiress: apex predators on the shanghai dance floor

mad heiress: frenching in the appomattox

mad heiress: hottentot and the opium breathers

mad heiress: prudence mallard’s school for the ethically unsound

mad heiress: another in a series of impractical discoveries

mad heiress: a staggering backlog of finnish death jams

mad heiress: hijacking paper planes

mad heiress: we gather in guarded corners, haunting hinges and doors

mad heiress: fool at play 

mad heiress: paul said he had a small leg

mad heiress: reincarnated as a pile of trash by the side of the road

mad heiress: scream your secrets from the rooftop

mad heiress: space is a tingly place    

mad heiress: consider yourself foughted

mad heiress: a stochastic sense of purpose   

mad heiress: hobo dan knows all the angles    

mad heiress: it's a zero-sum-game thing

mad heiress: #whalevaginasrus

mad heiress: love songs for the abbreviated machine

mad heiress: the topology of titties

mad heiress: it’s just a body. a container. you won’t need it where you’re going.

mad heiress: tiny color movies for the soul

mad heiress: off-world asian faceloads volume iii (dropship mix)

mad heiress: caramel covered fur matches

mad heiress: that bonus track separated by 10 minutes of silence

mad heiress: pre-approved refusement loans

mad heiress: when zipper catches skin

mad heiress: ali baba and the forty dendrites

mad heiress: #handjobsonrollercoasters

mad heiress: liturgical doo-rag

mad heiress: #manbiteshark

mad heiress: union carbide follies

mad heiress: a riot of plush fjords

mad heiress: their bodies. our rules.

mad heiress: now we know how many nanobots it takes to fill the albert hall

mad heiress: sgt. pepper’s lonely sexbot band

mad heiress: the ostenberg symphonic defense network

mad heiress: while my organ regen facility gently weeps

mad heiress: el guappo and hefe jones now run this sunbaked shantytown

mad heiress: proud parent of an honor school shooter

mad heiress: paying you not to be you

mad heiress: so influential you can’t google me

mad heiress: the man who mistook his wife for a pathogen cluster

mad heiress: cubedwellers. in a post-human world, sincerity kills.

mad heiress: nigerian butt blast. "going native was never this much fun."

mad heiress: sexting the abbess- a chastity bellweather erotic feed

mad heiress: bromancing the stone

mad heiress: a panel of celebrity judges evaluates every minute of your day

mad heiress: a tale of two spool feeds

mad heiress: predicting your gaussian offset probability from twenty paces

mad heiress: twitching burlap sack, llc

mad heiress: shut-in-with-a-gun daycare service. references available upon request.

mad heiress: voted the website least likely to, seven years running

mad heiress: because your ship has most definitely sailed

mad heiress: robo bobsnipe visits statis city

mad heiress: hoeing around with the angels

mad heiress: retarded monkey. herpetic and the sangfroids.

mad heiress: 50% daffodil, 50% geiger counter

mad heiress: one tweet shy of public excoriation

mad heiress: down and out in the playground of the senses

mad heiress: operating at 57% efficiency

mad heiress: bartron probability and the fuckoffs. titan del rey and the 40 watts. antonio stankbear.

mad heiress: fogging up your pince nez

mad heiress: denial of service attack on the mind

mad heiress: red jenny’s knickers!

mad heiress: no foot in the future, no foot in the past

mad heiress: happenstance jones and the dodecahedrons

mad heiress: the reluctant executioner. the blushing axman. the timid torturer.

mad heiress: future proofing trousers for 2032

mad heiress: twit lit for the highbrow

mad heiress: bird dogging you since sunday

mad heiress: the artist formerly known as michael jackson brown pollock

mad heiress: dionysus all up in yo' grill

mad heiress: collecting celebrity heat signatures since 2022

mad heiress: like warfare in slow mo

mad heiress: portrait of the flautist as a young thug

mad heiress: fap busters. shock collar albatross.

mad heiress: how many versions of “no” don’t you understand?

mad heiress. take a look in the mirror. you’re the swedish johnny cash.

mad heiress: the prophet mohamma action figure. new from hasbro.

mad heiress: we’ve got the capitalist offset allocation blues

mad heiress: i’m not a shy crocodile, but i play one on tv. i’m not a lazy pixel, but i play one on tv.

mad heiress: the inevitable awkwardness of long corridors
mad heiress: the launch code in your fortune cookie
mad heiress: that ugly concrete stairwell at the heart of every corporate entity
mad heiress: authenticity through consumerism
mad heiress: love wears platform shoes
mad heiress: america's funniest comfort egg meltdowns
mad heiress: skin scratchers monthly. "a magazine of personal issues."
mad heiress: war is a social system. 
mad heiress: archimedean copulas ftw
mad heiress: ye olde teen sexting ring
mad heiress: neofeudalism in the age of entitlement
mad heiress: them some crazy chickens
mad heiress: robot birthday
mad heiress: wingnuts in overdrive

mad heiress: the opulent hypnotist, the corpulent mortician, the flatulent statistician

mad heiress: bixby wanderloaf, ernst schlughapfer, and the suicide daydream.

mad heiress: kitten bosby and the shingle thieves. bryson fitz and the lavatory loiterers.

mad heiress: portly fiendish and the untoward advances. patso and his water closet wayfarers.

mad heiress: bedouin funk rolls

mad heiress: catering to the needs of flaxen-haired female bookworms

mad heiress: if it’s justice you’re looking for, see ethel in processing

mad heiress: short walk offa long pier

mad heiress: tacit conformity to agreed-upon modes of cultural production

mad heiress: 2015 is the year of the transgendered pre-teen

mad heiress: drowning in nostalgia for last week

mad heiress: at the end of the day, technology changes nothing

mad heiress: vagitarian. one who eats only pussy.

mad heiress: celebrating the new old global elite and the jetset transonic urban trash

mad heiress: reginald always loathed his own decay time

mad heiress: a cheeky phone call in the abattoir

mad heiress: living our lives in towns not even on the map

mad heiress: a series of self-consciously irrational decisions

mad heiress: executive vice president of absolutely nothing

mad heiress: welcome to the seventh annual bruce jenner transgendered instagram bikini contest

mad heiress: maude’s dilemma

mad heiress: we’re on the hunt for the elusive nightclub of tearjerk souls

mad heiress: where leisure meets inexperience

mad heiress: don’t let the potpourri fool you. it’s a butcher’s market out there.

mad heiress: men of art, men of science

mad heiress: a day with no zeros and ones

mad heiress: pencil-thin mustache on a shifty brute

mad heiress: “those who truly believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums”

mad heiress: tea with portly german jihadists

mad heiress: jesus lost his virginity in a byzantine tomb

mad heiress: snow day for the soul

mad heiress: surrealism for the hoi polloi

mad heiress: parliamentary algorithms for your collating pleasure

mad heiress: operation rolling breadcrumb

mad heiress: an abscess of maladies

mad heiress: everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my post-reclamation device

mad heiress: footnote to a beheading

mad heiress: taffy adagio

mad heiress: shit mockers make a pilot cry

mad heiress: television was never invented

mad heiress: gaslighting you one illusion at a time

mad heiress: the slow death jams of self pity

mad heiress: setting the parking lot aflame

mad heiress: cheerleader pork belly drip time, incorporated

mad heiress: bulletproof monastery. $1.5mil.

mad heiress: angular face, felt hat, brown shoes

mad heiress: ostrich, haystack, and trounce. partners in law.

mad heiress: more freedom than we know what to do with

mad heiress: the elder statesmen of the new sound

mad heiress: a jet injector for your thoughts

mad heiress: cashing in on the insanity trade

mad heiress: minds aglow, limited partnership, llc

mad heiress: and what of the polka-dot scarved women?

mad heiress: the artist formerly known as muhammad

mad heiress: shakes, squeaks, eagleclown

mad heiress: sex is just birth in reverse

mad heiress: assisted living for war criminals

mad heiress: summers with the lisping lothario

mad heiress: queering up your goodness-of-fit

mad heiress: roadside ballads with rapebat willy, featuring his hit “fixin’ ta rape again”

mad heiress: summers with pitchforks

mad heiress: getting our shit together, one nosebleed at a time

mad heiress: periodic table of the bafflements

mad heiress: by the bosoms of damascus!

mad heiress: summer of the wavering falsetto

mad heiress: on a whim, declared total war on both god and time

mad heiress: larking about with corpulent anorexics

mad heiress: jet injector for your joie de vivre

mad heiress: well-behaved toilets rarely make history

mad heiress: shaking hands with strangers in public restrooms since 1979

mad heiress: the mmerican nipple project 

mad heiress: real uptight toggle action

mad heiress: last minute gift ideas for that hard-to-shop-for judiac lesbian militant

mad heiress: team beauty hasn’t got a chance

mad heiress: high-off-his-balls plains drifter

mad heiress: invisible tattoos

mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed

mad heiress: no hovercraft left behind

mad heiress: binky’s house of simulacras

mad heiress: the hornet’s nostril

mad heiress: asexual tourism

mad heiress: artisinal piss factory

mad heiress: your continued existence is in violation of company policy 33-b

mad heiress: moderate rebel fighters

mad heiress: kissyface the elder

mad heiress: jocomo crotch ticklers

mad heiress: one day, none of this will be yours

mad heiress: 5,000 emoticons for mohammad

mad heiress: always feeling mysterious in the darkened planetarium on those school field trips

mad heiress: #cocainepuppy

mad heiress: designing socks for tenured queer theory african american professors

mad heiress: designing ice skating rinks for agrophobic republican teens

mad heiress: designing paper towels for polyamorous jihadists

mad heiress: because 9 out of 10 gentlemen prefer the labelle facial

mad heiress: we'd settle for not feeling like pariahs

mad heiress: not enough spare change for a mind wipe

mad heiress: zeros. ones. spores. where’s all the fun gone?

mad heiress: my child is a playground bully at arc gaswelder's finishing academy

mad heiress: the high priestess of skank

mad heiress: vomitorium- the eatery for those who don't know when to stop

mad heiress: so many dicks in this city

mad heiress: he's having your baby

mad heiress: summering with firearms

mad heiress: the beauty queen with the thousand yard stare

mad heiress: hot robot justice sexy dance patrol. "i will always protect you."

mad heiress: arse magick

mad heiress: www.telapathicartcritic.com

mad heiress: trousers optional

mad heiress: the dardanelles gently beckon discerning atrocity tourists to the slaughter of wars past

mad heiress: brassy brass and the orgiastics

mad heiress: moonglow alphatrout and the cistern of eternal youth, whisper and the rivulets

mad heiress: greetings from outer bongolia

mad heiress: "i'm morgan freeman. please help me pollute our nation's waterways."

mad heiress: dusty whorecracker in softly, from a scramjet

mad heiress: wisping the occlusion ray

mad heiress: breast feeding in combat helos

mad heiress: facefirst in a king's toilet

mad heiress: diary of a transgendered abacus

mad heiress: cracks in the facade since baby came to town

mad heiress: it's like kabuki with kafka

mad heiress: strip clubs that cater to the blind. brailled thongs and all that jazz.

mad heiress: the pustulescent amnesiac

mad heiress: your titular hero

mad heiress: gobbing with the yobbos

mad heiress: evenings eating transgender flambe

mad heiress: missiles in search of targets

mad heiress: charting the uptick in fuckwits

mad heiress: it's girls against the world

mad heiress: nickle-plated tampons

mad heiress: jesus and the cross-channel 360 degree marketing experience

mad heiress: www.lasciviouspriest.com

mad heiress: diary of a transgender steamboat captain

mad heiress: #ourheartisacupcake

mad heiress: headphones for algernon

mad heiress: the devil's combover

mad heiress: swan diving into empty pools

mad heiress: ankel deep in bubblewrap

mad heiress: subdermal thermal

mad heiress: death by 1,000 gloved tickles

mad heiress: greetings from your cloven-hooved mistress

mad heiress: www.untowardmistress.com

mad heiress: double-amputee kickboxing champ

mad heiress: groomy roopers 

mad heiress: getting into shouting matches with mannequins since 1985

mad heiress: turning impracticality into an art form

mad heiress: a litany of gentle probes

mad heiress: festivals of testicals

mad heiress: encouraging interactive passivity in off-world shut-ins

mad heiress: tickling your daddy's gooch before breakfast

mad heiress: discreet solutions for men of influence and taste

mad heiress: theraputic solutions for bigoted extraterrestrials

mad heiress: gonads on lockdown

mad heiress: eckert, the passive-aggressive president, and his daughter, the girl who shat dots

mad heiress: a blind man plays piano with his penis, while an approving queen looks on

mad heiress: this robot's colors don't run

mad heiress: elective surgery for bejeweled party favors

mad heiress: greetings from an expat poet with dysentery

mad heiress: shy mime vs. jeffrey dahmer

mad heiress: durham presents: the vegan lgbu rollercoaster. artisinal. mad authenticity.

mad heiress: transatlantic thimble jammers

mad heiress: cambodian rom coms

mad heiress: floppet mop toppers are go!

mad heiress: music to burn money by

mad heiress: pissing into the gene pool

mad heiress: apricots and afterbirth

mad heiress: indie bands and harpsichords

mad heiress: the more comfortable you become, the less we like you

mad heiress: like punk rock with drum machines

mad heiress: lioncloth, inc. "there's got to be a better way."

mad heiress: barntwaddle and mcmasters: absurdist attorneys at law

mad heiress: dance of the tanning bed lothario. dance of the gassy sommelier. 

mad heiress: skinny dipping in the ganjes
mad heiress: that’s one funky bogrumpus
mad heiress: the 5th beatle. the 13th gardener. the 4th pool boy. the 19th maid. the 6th obstetrician.
mad heiress: the ballad of eel mandrake eel
mad heiress: the tedium of the dionysian
mad heiress: the object has no significance beyond itself
mad heiress: your sexuality is boring
mad heiress: confessions of a toffee thief

mad heiress: the eye wishes to be seduced
mad heiress: spatter pattern. crack buzzard. cannibal mixer. poontang riot squad. pooch puddle.
mad heiress: enabling verbose logging
mad heiress: zero gravity necrophilia was never this much fun
mad heiress: fables of the fauvists
mad heiress: the van dyke bewilderment brigade
mad heiress: always gunning for the buddha
mad heiress: attilla von agrode is the whore’s whisperer
mad heiress: neurophobes for christ
mad heiress: transgendered grave robbers with tourettes speak out
mad heiress: benedict and the known unknowns
mad heiress: each day offers a new parade of senseless wonders
mad heiress: barnaby parsnip and the mystery of the elliptic flowchart
mad heiress: a quarter buys you sister ray on the hipster jukebox
mad heiress: hamburgers in stasis, dictators in yoga pants
mad heiress: gaslighting the hermaphrodite
mad heiress: the opulent hypnotist, the corpulent mortician, the flatulent statistician
mad heiress: kitten bosby and the shingle thieves. bryson fitz and the lavatory loiterers.
mad heiress: portly fiendish and the untoward advances. patso and his water closet wayfarers.
mad heiress: 2015 is the year of the transgendered teen
mad heiress: drowning in nostalgia for last week
mad heiress: at the end of the day, technology changes nothing
mad heiress: vagitarian- one who eats only pussy
mad heiress: celebratingthe new old global elite and the jetset transonic urban trash
mad heiress: reginald always loathed his own decay time
mad heiress: a pornographic phone call in the abattoir
mad heiress: lives lived in towns not even on the map
mad heiress: a series of self-consciously irrational decisions
mad heiress: executive vice president of absolutely nothing
mad heiress: welcome to the seventh annual bruce jenner transgendered bikini contest
mad heiress: maude’s dilemma
mad heiress: we’re on the hunt for the elusive nightclub of tearjerk souls
mad heiress: where leisure meets inexperience
mad heiress: don’t let the potpourri fool you. it’s a butcher’s market out there.
mad heiress: men of art, men of science
mad heiress: a day with no zeros and ones.
mad heiress: pencil-thin mustache on a shifty brute
mad heiress: “those who truly believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums”
mad heiress: tea with portly german jihadists
mad heiress: jesus lost his virginity in a byzantine tomb
mad heiress: snow day for the soul
mad heiress: surrealism for the hoi polloi
mad heiress: parliamentary algorithms for your collating pleasure
mad heiress: operation rolling breadcrumb
mad heiress: an abscess of maladies
mad heiress: everybody’s got something to hide except for me and my post-reclamation device
mad heiress: footnote to a beheading
mad heiress: taffy adagio
mad heiress: shit mockers make a pilot cry
mad heiress: television was never invented
mad heiress: gaslighting lives one click at a time
mad heiress: the slow death jams of self-pity
mad heiress: setting the parking lot aflame
mad heiress: cheerleader pork belly drip time, incorporated
mad heiress: bulletproof monastery. $1.5mil.
mad heiress: angular face, felt hat, brown shoes
mad heiress: ostrich, haystack, and trounce. partners in law.
mad heiress: more freedom than we know what to do with
mad heiress: the elder statesmen of the new sound
mad heiress: a jet injector for your thoughts
mad heiress: cashing in on the insanity trade
mad heiress: minds aglow, limited partnership, llc
mad heiress: and what of the polka-dot scarved women?
mad heiress: the artist formerly known as muhammad
mad heiress: shakes, squeaks, eagleclown
mad heiress: sex is just birth in reverse
mad heiress: assisted living for war criminals
mad heiress: summers with the lisping lothario
mad heiress: queering up your goodness-of-fit
mad heiress: roadside ballads with rapebat willy, featuring his hit “fixin’ ta rape again”
mad heiress: summers with pitchforks
mad heiress: getting our shit together, one nosebleed at a time
mad heiress: periodic table of the bafflements
mad heiress: by the bosoms of damascus!
mad heiress: jet injector for your joie de vivre
mad heiress: real uptight toggle action
mad heiress: last minute gift ideas for that hard-to-shop-for judiac lesbian militant
mad heiress: team beauty hasn’t got a chance
mad heiress: high-off-his-balls plains drifter
mad heiress: invisible tattoos
mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed
mad heiress: no hovercraft left behind
mad heiress: binky’s house of simulacras

mad heiress: chloroform plaything
mad heiress: the hornet’s nostril
mad heiress: asexual tourism
mad heiress: artisinal piss factory
mad heiress: dear policy holder, your continued existence is in violation of company policy 33-b
mad heiress: moderate rebel fighters
mad heiress: kissyface the elder
mad heiress: jocomo crotch ticklers
mad heiress: one day, none of this will be yours
mad heiress: 5,000 emoticons for mohammad
mad heiress: always feeling mysterious in the darkened planetarium on those school field trips
mad heiress: #cocainepuppy
mad heiress: designing socks for tenured queer theory african american professors
mad heiress: designing ice skating rinks for agrophobic republican teens
mad heiress: designing paper towels for polyamorous jihadists
mad heiress: because 9 out of 10 gentlemen prefer the labelle facial
mad heiress: we'd settle for not feeling like pariahs
mad heiress: not enough spare change for a mind wipe
mad heiress: zeros. ones. spores. where’s all the fun gone?
mad heiress: my child is a playground bully at arc gaswelder's finishing academy
mad heiress: the high priestess of skank
mad heiress: vomitorium- an eatery for those who don't know when to stop
mad heiress: so many dicks in this city
mad heiress: he's having your baby
mad heiress: summering with firearms
mad heiress: the beauty queen with the thousand yard stare
mad heiress: hot robot justice sexy dance patrol. "i will always protect you."
mad heiress: arse magick
mad heiress: www.telapathicartcritic.com

mad heiress: popularizing the hybrid elevator/portajohn

mad heiress: rocky mountain douchebag: the game

mad heiress: jesus tweeted

mad heiress: not pictured - europe's most invisible man

mad heiress: everybody's gangsta until seaweed touches their leg

mad heiress: authors of the original italina fever dream

mad heiress: think tanks populated solely by gas station attendants 

mad heiress: garrote disguised as hands-free headset

mad heiress: nominated for an oscar and we haven't even made a film

mad heiress: nazi ergonomics

mad heiress: hosting hipster seppuku parties since 2001

mad heiress: bathroom etiquette swim patrol. sex tape pancakes divorce. 

mad heiress: a summer camp that teaches kids to be off-color satirists

mad heiress: in the future, all corporate american women will resemble jennifer aniston

mad heiress: the feng shui of suicide bombing

mad heiress: j. alfred prufrock gets funky

mad heiress: hope i die before i grow cold

mad heiress: vomitting into missile silos

mad heiress: our last hike together in raygun canyon

mad heiress: pasties and a meal voucher

mad heiress: pock rockets and digit spools

mad heiress: we have an app for that

mad heiress: just another ersatz pied piper for a restless youth

mad heiress: soviet car park: a love story in three acts

mad heiress: vegan suicide bombers and unholy rollers

mad heiress: nauseated by your sex wax

mad heiress: the war of fog

mad heiress: vomitting out of hot air balloons

mad heiress: an abandoned suv is home for a family of six

mad heiress: photos appear to show lady gaga fellating an m1 abrams tank

mad heiress: directed by wes anderson

mad heiress: off-world refinery consignment form blues

mad heiress: when poets dreamnt of video games

mad heiress: artisinal piss factories

mad heiress: www.jahheiress.com

mad heiress: let them eat shale

mad heiress: a better way to truss a chicken

mad heiress: frenching the aleppo

mad heiress: seduction in plaid

mad heiress: pulchritudinous skylarks are go

mad heiress: uncertainty in aqueous environments

mad heiress: sanity's only a heartbeat away

mad heiress: a parade of empty slogans

mad heiress: you've got some whitesplainin' to do

mad heiress: let x=x

mad heiress: hottentots @ the gates

mad heiress: behold, the digital underclass

mad heiress: barking like a boss

mad heiress: sludgy protectorates

mad heiress: hello, heroin kitty!

mad heiress: air car accident on third and main

mad heiress: the life and times of p. hobbit fletcherstein

mad heiress: the vendetta of angels

mad heiress: meltdown in the piss haus

mad heiress: this just in, "judge waffles in the breakfast case"

mad heiress: of waiting rooms and hot dog stands

mad heiress: they're breaking brittany out of an ultra max, high-security tanning salon

mad heiress: the court jester of appomattox

mad heiress: fellate the data

mad heiress: urinating into containment rods

mad heiress: dr. suess presents oh, the idiots you'll meet!

mad heiress: decadize your modernance

mad heiress: celebrating the union between a man, a woman, and a flesh-colored lamp

mad heiress: #imperialcodspool

mad heiress: quietly courting the son a of pig farmer

mad heiress: in line for hemorrhoid cream in an eastern block pharmacy: a love story in two acts

mad heiress: caheebo boop

mad heiress: desperate to inhabit a stereotype. any will do.

mad heiress: in ancient egypt, pharoahs would be buried alongside their social media consultants

mad heiress: zero g space hustlers

mad heiress: www.mah-jongheiress.com

mad heiress: no country for old men zither players

mad heiress: surrealist click bait

mad heiress: dance of the narcissist unicorn

mad heiress: nobody expects less of us than we do

mad heiress: providers of intangible services, unite!

mad heiress: celebrating 100 years behind glass

mad heiress: nefarious romantics having pillow fights on the moon

mad heiress: it's a shuggoth, not a choice

mad heiress: metaphysics for prom kings

mad heiress: south american dictators behaving badly

mad heiress: tender leavings of scented jasmine on a corpse-strewn battlefield

mad heiress: putting on the pantsuit of despair, one leg at a time

mad heiress: celebrating sexy space station mulattos since 1979

mad heiress: in the future, everyone will become infamous for 15 minutes

mad heiress: the soothsayers- a basketball team of old wise men in white robes with flowing beards

mad heiress: making art wholly impersonal since 2018

mad heiress: the arc of baxter's urine painted a perfect rainbow against the bright morning sky

mad heiress: the victorian computational algorithm

mad heiress: destroy all inessential knowledge

mad heiress: when life hands you lemons, squeeze their juice into an open sore

mad heiress: a zero-sum game, played just for laughs

mad heiress: didya hear the one about the guy who danced the fox trot with a rocket launcher?

mad heiress: led away from the birthday party in handcuffs

mad heiress: smexy satellites

mad heiress: mitochondrial jimminylicks

mad heiress: this is for when the girl in the peach dress changes your mind about the universe

mad heiress: patenting the world's first airconditioned nipple ring

mad heiress: didya hear the one about the girl who gave away all her tuesdays?

mad heiress: in which binky visits the glue factory

mad heiress: shuggoth in the frat house

mad heiress: mendacious lubricators

mad heiress: wastrel pooves slap together a fat gilligan and call it go time

mad heiress: doctors without ethical borders

mad heiress: gomer sends his regards from eden prison

mad heiress: glory! worked a summer at lazy e ranch, where all the girls were wall eyed.

mad heiress: brain researcher researching sociopaths discoveres that he is one

mad heiress: music lesions

mad heiress: logistical regression burns credits explaining the ass end of a donkey as a pavement

mad heiress: bringing back flute solos in rock

mad heiress: the serial killer in the american mind

mad heiress: perfecting porn noir

mad heiress: celebrating the sanctity of the pleasure bot

mad heiress: binge breathing. it's the hot new addiction.

mad heiress: and that's why, the ladyboy is a tramp

mad heiress: god is my social media consultant

mad heiress: from the incredibly fucked-up-on-lsd files of mrs. basil e. frankweiller

mad heiress: spontaneous math, invisible jazz

mad heiress: atrocity tourist. all is forgiven.

mad heiress: mix me a molotov, monty

mad heiress: even the women have moustaches

mad heiress: how to disappear in america

mad heiress: rogue band of cosmetologists offers cannibal marauder makeovers in the red zone

mad heiress: flab factory. lard clinics. portliness back in style. seven day lard makeover.

mad heiress: when bjork met satan

mad heiress: the dance of the ill-fitting shoe

mad heiress: shep, the burly prognosticator

mad heiress: factions speak louder than herds

mad heiress: of orcs and tax brackets

mad heiress: ballad of a seersucker suit

mad heiress: men in submarines hailing cabs

mad heiress: tumbling down the eurasian steps

mad heiress: naming our goldfish de profundis

mad heiress: painting the man into a corner since 1968

mad heiress: a cunt above the rest

mad heiress: marie antoinette jetpack

mad heiress: platitudes in pig latin

mad heiress: arrow smithson's sniper school for wayward teens

mad heiress: of ballot boxes and fallen worlds

mad heiress: new style of off-world trance/dance music going around. it's called garbage bounce.

mad heiress: the dithering human bomb

mad heiress: snow white and the seven marxist queer theory dwarves
mad heiress: the ymca summer camp that teaches children to be rude satirists

mad heiress: the asian boy earing brown food from a bowl says "make it a brown smell!"

mad heiress: mily osiris: the eygyptian god of twerking

mad heiress: hummingbird flies past shed full of old clothes. our youth. forgotten.

mad heiress: open a book to a random page. if what you read does not excite you, destroy the book.

mad heiress: in the future, celebrity entrails will be objectified for their beauty

mad heiress: 30 seconds in front of the microwave- an urban romance
mad heiress: wooden bird, metal tree

mad heiress: fashio faux pas at ice station zebra

mad heiress: when all else fails, annex the sudetenland

mad heirees: not with our dijeridoo, you don't!
mad heiress: encrypt yourself
mad heiress: that wall-eyed girl on your daddy's goat farm

mad heiress: when all else fails, annex the sudetenland
mad heiress: ballad of a heavy-lidded thunderpussy

mad heiress: floppy poppy and the sundress of despair

mad heiress: damning through faint praise

mad heiress: lament of the forgotten optimist

mad heiress: recording hit singles in braille

mad heiress: shanko, spill in aisle 6

mad heiress: a sticky bomb for artemis
mad heiress: skanking on the battlefield since 1972

mad heiress: it's prune quality week at the missile plant

mad heiress: bob dylan opens for the sex pistols

mad heiress: leonard cohen opens for the ramones

mad heiress: so this dendrite walks into a bar...

mad heiress: tableaus of unspeakable cruelty

mad heiress: monterray bris

mad heiress: the metcalf anti-dilluvient object growth inseminator collective

mad heiress: farragut o'malley is the flame thrower whisperer

mad heiress: donald trump cleans mexican toilets

mad heiress: weekends with the despondency device

mad heiress: of data packets and men

mad heiress: bludgeoned in the sushi line

mad heiress: big daddy perestroika

mad heiress: twelve years in a dutch oven

mad heiress: axl rose theraputic riding camp

mad heiress: tapas bar of the damned

mad heiress: lullabies for post-organics

mad heiress: a vending machine that dispenses used condoms

mad heiress: the feminum mystique

mad heiress: binaural jimminglicks

mad heiress: #denguefever

mad heiress: tork jensen's gotta mad crush on the ferry boat captain

mad heiress: the day no one showed up to work

mad heiress: the comfort of your favorite conspiracy theory

mad heiress: spatter patterns in the froyo shop

mad heiress: a bar called the torn condom. "where regrets are born."

mad heiress: creole gris-gris gotcha by the balls

mad heiress: taking mope rock to new creative heights since 2008

mad heiress: talkin' that codpiece reentry blues

mad heiress: the ejector seat containment project

mad heiress: in utero gender reassignment

mad heiress: a bar called the glory hole. "where assholes drink to forget."

mad heiress: the flatulent mystics of el dorado 7. "true enlightenment...comes at a cost."

mad heiress: retreiving smart phones from inside public lavatories since 2003

mad heiress: ...in which starlight nighflier decides to write my little pony fanfiction

mad heiress: 130lbs of bullshit tucked inside a floral pantsuit and a white sombrero. this is his story.

mad heiress: tigers in repose

mad heiress: when 'good enough' will have to do

mad heiress: suffering from an acute case of cultural dizzrhythmia

mad heiress: disasters and other poems

mad heiress: the ineffable melancholy of a flamethrower squad platoon leader

mad heiress: doin' the nervous new wave white guy jerk

mad heiress: slowly, with applesauce; gently, with flowers

mad heiress: this is not a love song

mad heiress: if you stare at it long enough, it stops twitching

mad heiress: hope is a thing with feathers; despair is a guy with a microphone

mad heiress: rejecting the casual colonialsim of phosphate "boyo" jones

mad heiress: this is not a fashion icon

mad heiress: day of the dawn of the fortnight of the midsummer's afternoon of the dead

mad heiress: terrorist. theorist.

mad heiress: ...and then there were none

mad heiress: dedicated to all, heard by none

mad heiress: tricks traps triggers

mad heiress: a wooden fence upon which to micturate.

mad heiress: lascivious launch sequence

mad heiress: papa's gotta brand new gom stick

mad heiress: fat bankers rolling naked in vaults filled with cash

mad heiress: because lions don't take hostages

mad heiress: this is what facepalm tastes like

mad heiress: where have i been all my life?

mad heiress: in a fight between o'donnel and the pavement, the pavement won

mad heiress: a parade of guys named herringbone

mad heiress: the singer who doesn't believe a single word vs. the singer who believes all of it

mad heiress: kill every twentieth person who you meet

mad heiress: no country for gender-nuetral old men

mad heiress: swiss punk rock: a collection in zero volumes.

mad heiress: german pranksters: an illustrated history in zero volumes.

mad heiress: the eye wishes to be seduced

mad heiress: like a nazi at a bris

mad heiress: .22 derringer tucked inside a tall black boot

mad heiress: all risk, no reward

mad heiress: the teachings of the xbox mystics

mad heiress: catwalk shows with close-quarter weaponary and anti-personnel devices

mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a used diaper

mad heiress: the fool is now ready to take the place of the king

mad heiress: bunglark

mad heiress: gold dusk whiskey junk

mad heiress: god lives in the promise of tomorrow

mad heiress: pere ubu is my co-pilot

mad heiress: time hides itself like a grey worm

mad heiress: straightgendered

mad heiress: smitten no longer

mad heiress: we're living someone else's dream

mad heiress: lisping into the wind

mad heiress: we were promised decadent soirees

mad heiress: detonate the erotic dirty bomb

mad heiress: dalliance in an ion cloud

mad heiress: billionaire's sunday brunch

mad heiress: because music sounds better coming from empty rooms

mad heiress: admiring the view from the cheap seats

mad heiress: celebrating unfashionable ideas since 1932

mad heiress: the shallower, the better

mad heiress: microaggressions r' us

mad heiress: twatter. fazebook. instamush. 

mad heiress: a tale hardly worth the telling

mad heiress: of platitudes and dyspepsia

mad heiress: hydrate the settlers, monty. hydrate the settlers.

mad heiress: a practiced air of knowing jocularity

mad heiress: quality derives for tactile men

mad heiress: your pyschiatrist-prescribed suicide replacement

mad heiress: bringing you the very best in celebrity gomstick bloopers

mad heiress: a breath of stale air in a fetid century

mad heiress: tireless advocate for bavarian shrimp boat captains

mad heiress: we traffic in cultural dizzrhythmia

mad heiress: behold, the digital underclass

mad heiress: servin' up literary riches, bitches

mad heiress: putting on our jodhpurs one leg at a time since 1953

mad heiress: journey to the sweat lodge of the vegan gunfighters of the old west

mad heiress: the where clause in your ham sandwich

mad heiress: servicing the elite consumer since 2004

mad heiress: music to be atomized to

mad heiress: at this time, there are no fucks to be given

mad heiress: your dark act robs us of our liberty

mad heiress: off-world shell corp ftw

mad heiress: bringing you the finest in afghan boy bands: catamite sandwich and the socratic ideal

mad heiress: tighter than the white witche's cooz

mad heiress: salt n' pepper pissshake

mad heiress: crayon rayguns

mad heiress: waiter, there's a pelican shitting in my soup!

mad heiress: yoga with charles manson 6.0

mad heiress: gentlemen, start your search engines!

mad heiress: territorial fecundity

mad heiress: of potato chips and ecstasy

mad heiress: pedophiles run afghanistan

mad heiress: this just in: ta-nehisi coates marries the entire staff of npr

mad heiress: tench

mad heiress: #samepairofpantseverysingledayoftheweek

mad heiress: wearin' flip flops to the processing plant

mad heiress: greetings from the flatulent mystics of el dorado 7

mad heiress: led away from the playground in chains

mad heiress: these drive-by feltchings have got to stop

mad heiress: beaten up in gay bars since 1978

mad heiress: the bartender at the hip cocktail bar is having none of it

mad heiress: happiness is a fully charged phone

mad heiress: undressing you with a practiced eye

mad heiress: five-star afghan vacation

mad heiress: 110 lbs of bullshit in a seersucker suit and white panama hat. and this is his story.

mad heiress: crank-fuelled camping trips

mad heiress: just pretend that everybody likes you

mad heiress: hazy intercontinentals

mad heiress: putting the "god" in goddammit

mad heiress: because the past is science fiction

mad heiress: for when the morning air smells like piss

mad heiress: was am it

mad heiress: you've got a friend in the upper atmosphere

mad heiress: surrealist entertainment for men

mad heiress: ...and then along came trixie

mad heiress: god is a lonely sumbitch

mad heiress: that place where the horizon meets the sky

mad heiress: self annihilation couldn't come too soon.

mad heiress: open mic night at the slaughterhouse

mad heiress: sending totes art straight to yer cranium

mad heiress: lullabies in morse code

mad heiress: the skullduggery of douchebaggery

mad heiress: issue #1: yes no yes no

mad heiress: jesus would have killed on facebook

mad heiress: pimp my refugee tent

mad heiress: a greek chorus of social networkers, all proclaiming "tl;dr"

mad heiress: the new olde english

mad heiress: the alone ranger

mad heiress: refugees from modernismiress

mad heiress: insanity + entitlement=magic

mad heiress. manifesto from an iphone

mad heiress. all her wives were iron

mad heiress. cities shimmer at night

mad heiress. archetypes are for builders

mad heiress. a riot of silent idioting

mad heiress. time to become a memory
mad heiress. babies eating children

mad heiress. yin became yang
mad heiress. starfuckers in repose

mad heiress. happy nightmare, baby

mad heiress. sniper in the bell tower

mad heiress. fat bastards eating cake

mad heiress. taking it where we sit

mad heiress. om is the new black

mad heiress. lady fighter pilots won the war

mad heiress. battle cries and champagne

mad heiress. socks to the mexican rescue

mad heiress. we dream in gunmetal gray

mad heiress. conflict is the new mascara

mad heiress. shadows sing the world to sleep

mad heiress. age a minute in a hundred years

mad heiress. shitting where we eat since 2017

mad heiress. gaming the systems of romance

mad heiress. the day maladies became beautiful

mad heiress. she looks even crueler when she's asleep

mad heiress. we're walking spanish across the hall

mad heiress. paralyzed by the anxiety of authorship

mad heiress. the weight of history never felt so good

mad heiress. exchanging supplies just past the red zone

mad heiress. forgive them, they now know what they do

mad heiress. today we arose and shrugged off our jackets of sleep

mad heiress. enjoy a spending spree in the shopping mall of cruelty

mad heiress. this is for when everything becomes diseased and dies

mad heiress. keep the engine running and one eye on the grok box

mad heiress. a patent for every bangle, an eyebrow for every angle

mad heiress. to become erotic is to disappear

mad heiress: an oasis of sectarian violence

mad heiress: slumber parties in demilitarized zones

mad heiress: undergarment- a play in one act

mad heiress: scrumps portnoy stars in cloudy, with a chance of corn

mad heiress: objects offer themselves to us with the promise of satisfaction. we grow weary, we grow nauseous.

mad heiress: this sentence is true.

mad heiress: that sentence is false.

mad heiress: gumming up your signal-to-noise ratio    

mad heiress: ersatz bowdlerizations

mad heiress: janking into decreptitude    

mad heiress: my child is a truant at miss alacrity's steampunk finishing school

mad heiress: like a one-legged granny in a las vegas bikini contest    

mad heiress: the latest in a series of terrible misunderstandings

mad heiress: the revolution will not be euthanized    

mad heiress: portable idea disposal units

mad heiress: free-speech shit buckets

mad heiress: face down in the tapas bar

mad heiress: shellshocked and shitshined

mad heiress: front row seats to the latest fashion tragedy

mad heiress: faking the birdcall since 1955  

mad heiress: my summer with the material buddhist

mad heiress: greetings from girls who spit roses

mad heiress: all television critics go to heaven   

mad heiress: like holiday greeting cards from an airport hustler

mad heiress: echoes inside a closed system   

mad heiress: smoothcore, hardcore, nocore

mad heiress: we attack our own kind   

mad heiress: rhapsody with no discernible intent

mad heiress: cloudy with a chance of enlightenment.    

mad heiress: elbow deep in bad sock knee jive.

mad heiress: gosh-a-rooties!     

mad heiress: the bacardi picture book of european automobile fatalities.

mad heiress: answering the burning question, "how hard to party at coachella?"    

mad heiress: identity=fashion

mad heiress: this is why you can't have nice things    

mad heiress: chronicling america's love affair with armored cars

mad heiress: www.diditbecauseiwasbored.com  

mad heiress: so many karate chops, so little time

mad heiress: pushing her out the airlock    

mad heiress: trading blows with the classicists   

mad heiress: objectifying robots since 1929    

mad heiress: the seven habits of effectively high people

mad heiress: www.furcoveredspoon.com    

mad heiress: the ultimate union of force and finesse

mad heiress: movie stars with facial tics    

mad heiress: ventilating skin jobs since 2017

mad heiress: your band gives me acne    

mad heiress: rupturing the stasis tank

mad heiress: this monkey's in control 

mad heiress: david bowie wants to be your backup singer

mad heiress: my parents visited the off-world symbiote colony, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

mad heiress: elliptic epileptics  

mad heiress: this violin finds your vibrato sadly predictable

mad heiress: give us back our rainbows    

mad heiress: you and whose private military company?

mad heiress: coloring outside the lines   

mad heiress: blink and you miss 100 years

mad heiress: a fistful of pharmaceuticals    

mad heiress: religion at the end of a gun   

mad heiress: crucifixion: the musical    

mad heiress: how many pubic hairs are in your couch?

mad heiress: who's a dirty birdy?  

mad heiress: culture vultures wanking over the graves of dead artists

mad heiress: by what means will you be delivered from this place?

mad heiress: a bullet fired from the future, ricocheting into your past

mad heiress: send in the clowns    

mad heiress: civilization=l'enfant terrible

mad heiress: high-density digital killbox    

mad heiress: gobsmacked in the airlock

mad heiress: the mad fappers of eastwick    

mad heiress: at play in the lord's sewage treatment plant

mad heiress: high-density digital killbox    

mad heiress: gobsmacked in the airlock

mad heiress: the mad fappers of eastwick    

mad heiress: at play in the lord's sewage treatment plant

mad heiress: world war iii begins with a tweet  

mad heiress: gravity is a cannonball's friend

mad heiress: dumbly, like inert stars, we sputtered out    

mad heiress: wonton justice: a california coolie mystery

mad heiress: god lives in the promise of tomorrow   

mad heiress: you had us at "spaceship"

mad heiress: all shuck, no jive    

mad heiress: lotus heart modus operandi

mad heiress: a cautious ecstasy  

mad heiress: three brain cells short of brilliance

mad heiress: blue balls and close calls  

mad heiress: cylindical object in the surf line

mad heiress: trouser jazz    

mad heiress: diary of a nobleman during the first singularity

mad heiress: love is everyone's favorite sadist    

mad heiress: algerian pensioners on ecstasy

mad heiress: juggling eggs with the viceroy's daughter    

mad heiress: god's ashtray

mad heiress: lean into it, billingsley    

mad heiress: slumming it with janky hipster art porn

mad heiress: a cauldron of kinky footwear    

mad heiress: making faustian bargains for inhuman knitting skills

mad heiress: a closed-casket funeral   

mad heiress: fifty ways to leave your senses

mad heiress: mystery loves company   

mad heiress: the tambourine player has herpes

mad heiress: in the future, all wars shall be waged over music    

mad heiress: cannibalist televangelist

mad heiress: bringing back the oubliette   

mad heiress: endless summer of the damned

mad heiress: soda pop and special envoys    

mad heiress: art in search of a gimmick

mad heiress: jazzy flavorbuckets are go!    

mad heiress: so much bling at your yoga class

mad heiress: euthenizing cats because we can    

mad heiress: gasoline party in your parents' basement

mad heiress: haunted by the ghosts of dead robots  

mad heiress: the el dorado hot fix

mad heiress: tales of the steam fist futurist  

mad heiress: woke up this morning with a bad case of bette davis eyes

mad heiress: tenderly, he caressed her eyestalks 

mad heiress: aids is just star trek fanfiction

mad heiress: caught! can bodhisattva get a witness?   

mad heiress: that new ceo, she's got them crazy eyes

mad heiress: raised by ventriloquists, he never learned when to stop talking back

mad heiress: the redhead becomes a blonde 

mad heiress: tagged with a slug from the methuselah gun, age an hour in a minute

mad heiress: the score so far: punk rock- 0. capitalism- 1  

mad heiress: telling the foghorn leghorn origin story

mad heiress: "he saw plain, decent boys transformed to gilded, roistering youths"  

mad heiress: kung-fi/sci-fu

mad heiress: drop kick that monkey all across town  

mad heiress: a hundred ways to melt

mad heiress: drones on your lawn

mad heiress: white man make heap strong summer tentpole movie

mad heiress: a one act play: the surrealist foxhole

mad heiress: big tex was not known for her sandwich-making skills

mad heiress: the day ended as it began, with a wet fart in a bathtub 

mad heiress: no longer fascinated with jim jarmusch

mad heiress: bleeding our cedar

mad heiress: a polarizing presence at church socials

mad heiress: cookin' up a mess a' blues

mad heiress: we never promised you a prosegarden

mad heiress: mulroney's ointments are the talk of the bowery

mad heiress: i brake for pederasts

mad heiress: ignored the signal. misread the signs. and now, fire falls on klimek farms.

mad heiress: the trip wire to your bouncing betty

mad heiress: set phasers to alienate

mad heiress: disappearing faster than a monkey in a rocketship (rocketstrap-jockship)

mad heiress: awash in cephalopods    

mad heiress: i, sexbot

mad heiress: fortnights with the unenlightened    

mad heiress: love in the time of inertial dampening

mad heiress: i joined the intifada and all i got was this lousy t-shirt  

mad heiress: permafrost of the soul

mad heiress: destroy all rational thought   

mad heiress: thwubba    

mad heiress: one hot libelous mess

mad heiress: fake as a pair of las vegas tits  

mad heiress: sojourns in the argentinian hinterland

mad heiress: even a broken mind is right twice a day    

mad heiress: middle-class bone marrow vampires   

mad heiress: bastard love child of andre breton and hugh hefner    

mad heiress: velvet smoking jacket for the soul

mad heiress: finger on the pulse of septuagenarian fashion

mad heriess: sandal advice for the wicked
mad heiress: seedy kamikaze dive bar in the grey part of town, where fighter pilots drink to forget

mad heiress: when pushkin to shove

mad heiress: when angels dreamed of poets

mad heiress: well, fancy that

mad heiress: a government man, a government plan

mad heiress: limericks with word bastards

mad heiress: my week inside the polish sobering tank

mad heiress: right person, wrong era

mad heiress: ideology's a hair style

mad heiress: headlong into traffic

mad heiress: improving your signal-to-noise ratio since 1959

mad heiress: not your average feedback loop

mad heiress: the dirt in your eye, the glass in your soup

mad heiress: i know you are, but what am i?

mad heiress: bivouacs on fleek  

mad heiress: attacking the problems of today with the zeal of an amorous ottoman

mad heiress: nipple chicken  

mad heiress: art vs. excrement since 1911

mad heiress: adventures in sleep deprivation    

mad heiress: yes

mad heiress: an alan smithee film    

mad heiress: tomiko sends her regards    

mad heiress: when a failure to connect the dots becomes lethal

mad heiress: everettbong- the new leisure paradigm.

mad heiress: workin' part-time at the slaughterhouse

mad heiress: because crosswalks are too pedestrian

mad heiress: dare we eat a peach?  

mad heiress: narco employment rally

mad heiress: nothing is anaesthetized     

mad heiress: i heart silence    

mad heiress: insert opinion here   

mad heiress: just like vlad's home cooking

mad heiress: sharing a lifeboat with the 1%    

mad heiress: adventures in the tibetan air force

mad heiress: swan diving into empty pools

mad heiress: your link to the old world élan

mad heiress: middle-aged jewelers telling jokes

mad heiress: aminals!

mad heiress: the deep end just got shallow    

mad heiress: an army of henry's silver miracle makers

mad heiress: let's build an empire, just to see how it ends

mad heiress: punching above our weight

mad heiress: wide awake in the land of nod    

mad heiress: harpooning comets since before your mama were in diapers  

mad heiress: elegy for an extraordinary machine    

mad heiress: tattooed primitive art star gave the iguana player tambourines

mad heiress: putting the x in x  

mad heiress: fuckchucklers on parade

mad heiress: thinning the blood since 1922  

mad heiress: the raga doctor will see you now

mad heiress: cloudy with a chance of enlightenment

mad heiress: elbow deep in bad sock knee jive

mad heiress: gosh-a-rooties!     

mad heiress: the bacardi picture book of european automobile fatalities

mad heiress: #rascalgroupiereacharound    

mad heiress: long have we loved for a star of hairs

mad heiress: you're gonna become one of those people

mad heiress: cheekbones of the damned

mad heiress: benedictine flight simulators

mad heiress: les inrockuptibles

mad heiress: placing flowers on youth culture's grave since 1973

mad heiress: upscale fantasy sedation

mad heiress: roadie for your uncle's hardcore band

mad heiress: against it! no, wait. for it!

mad heiress: when people were shorter and lived nearer the water

mad heiress: cowtown countdown

mad heiress: lament of the timid wayfarer

mad heiress: your momma don't dance like me

mad heiress: doin' the artfag shuffle    

mad heiress: adventures of a laotian lion tamer

mad heiress: stacatto sounds for jagged urbanites

mad heiress: we'll always have carthage

mad heiress: the secret of originality is obscure references     

mad heiress: pilot to gunner: "bon chance!"

mad heiress: the walls just breathed

mad heiress: joyride in a septic tank

mad heiress: firedrills for cephalopods

mad heiress: lolita with an eye sore

mad heiress: it takes a village. of people. village people.

mad heiress: hard-wired to fail

mad heiress: a misanthrope's guide to lion taming   

mad heiress: guru healing village girls

mad heiress: information ethics for a mixed-up age

mad heiress: night haunts of the hapax legomena vampire beat boys

mad heiress: you’re the invention you know best

mad heiress: your fanzine changed the world

mad heiress: more heart than brains

mad heiress: languid negligee saxaphone soundtrack for the soul

mad heiress: getting into car wrecks because we love the sound of metal

mad heiress: #opiatechurchgroup  

mad heiress: getting away with it twice

mad heiress: www.hijackscience.com

mad heiress: who helped the mockingbird steal all those songs?

mad heiress: slum drunk, he pulled a gauguin and skipped town

mad heiress: a bell is a cup, until it is struck

mad heiress: this ain't your daddy's alpha unit processing facility

mad heiress: love in the time of coachella

mad heiress: tricks. traps. triggers.

mad heiress: the sky was having none of it

mad heiress: casanova supernova

mad heiress: geronimo yacht

mad heiress: trouble everyday

mad heiress: incident in the southwest

mad heiress: try a little tenderness

mad heiress: doin' the horizontal cha-cha

mad heiress: even cowgirls sometimes get the squirts

mad heiress: poppa was a rascal, but mama was a rascal, too

mad heiress: where my pre-cogs at?

mad heiress: vestigial wonderpussy

mad heiress: meltdown in the hall of mirrors

mad heiress: dingdong. rat-a-tat-tat.

mad heiress: exhibit #4: creptitudinal stonk

mad heiress: hiding in plain sight

mad heiress: where are such men, who tango with the cacti?

mad heiress: atomic hips, radioactive lips

mad heiress: get your uterus out of my politics

mad heiress: this one goes out to all of you who live at right angles

mad heiress: comin' at ya like a rabbit in the long grass

mad heiress: an uptick in smexy dirigibles

mad heiress: even fatter in person

mad heiress: when circuits fall in love

mad heiress: the life and times of barky smashmouth

mad heiress: child soldier school bus

mad heiress: what's worse than a clown who won't sneeze on command?

mad heiress: balls deep in lala land

mad heiress: the matadors shall never tire of their blood sport

mad heiress: you're soaking in it

mad heiress: this off-world sexbot just cannot even right now

mad heiress: temporarily lucy

mad heiress: what aren't you talking about earth's magnetic field?

mad heiress: a romantic candlelight dinner, followed by some light internet trolling

mad heiress: attack of the flemish robot

mad heiress: gonzoballin' the brackish haypond

mad heiress: the clothes make the manque

mad heiress: goiters on fleek

mad heiress: algorithmic jimminylicks

mad heiress: unisex coffins

mad heiress: the queen bitch flower hour
mad heiress: lighten up and rot

mad heiress: an inscrutable series of highly illogical repeating patterns surprising us in the bike shop

mad heiress: religion raped by science, science raped by religion

mad heiress: the remainder table of unsuitable souls

mad heiress: there are problems in these times, but oh none of them are mine

mad heiress: control is only an illusion if you don't have it

mad heiress: tattoo of a punk of a pig

mad heiress: your life, remixed by aphex twin

mad heiress: turning major to minor whenever given the chance

mad heiress: bonfires over the horizon? must be tuesday

mad heiress: turning your bones to powder since 1922

mad heiress: gettin' all the wiggles out before conference play

mad heiress: a life not yet wasted

mad heiress: blessed be are the tastemakers, for they shall ascend to the lefthand stylist chair of the lord

mad heiress: no longer a dog, not yet a wizard

mad heiress: endlessly, in an ecstatic ballet of intention, the system recalibrates itself

mad heiress: bruce lee healing an entire village of the blind

mad heiress: one fat bearded hunker

mad heiress: big jesus cheeseburger

mad heiress: calling all liturgical rockers

mad heiress: spicy bonk machine

mad heiress: came for the ice cream, stayed for the blow jobs

mad heiress: all thongs considered
mad heiress: prefumed cheeks
mad heiress: a series of squelchy bonks
mad heiress: frosty in the mojave
mad heiress: moldavian ear horns
mad heiress: eyelashtoes
mad heiress: benedictine flight simulators

mad heiress: 101 ways to serve shuggoth

mad heiress: the madness of certain fruiting bodies

mad heiress: privileged, white, and loving it

mad heiress: false object sensor, vermiform 50

mad heiress: pissing in our wetsuits since 1919

mad heiress: bathroom mirror selfie death ray

mad heiress: off-world vanity project
mad heiress: a double feature of transgender westernsmad heiress: an experiment of no great importance
mad heiress: liturgical hookup machine. "swipe right if you're holy"
mad heiress: approach with extreme olfactory caution
mad heiress: meltdown at the whoop-whoop

mad heiress: one-word poets 
mad heiress: our bodies, our shelves

mad heiress: 17 lbs of pork in a pink leisure suit

mad heiress: all assault rifles considered

mad heiress: turtles marrying pillows
mad heiress: zebras divorcing ice trucks

mad heiress: cosmonaut date rape. it's a thing.
mad heiress: breaking the internet since 1857
mad heiress: the new breed of idiotmad heiress: mirrors can no longer provide reassurance
mad heiress: britney spears is an anagram for presbyterian

mad heiress: parades in ghost towns
mad heiress: don't get any big ideas

mad heiress: alone in a tucson parking lot with a lap full of iuds
mad heiress: finessing and oscillating

mad heiress: bangkok lavatory blues

mad heiress: robot with a mustache

mad heiress: adventures with mange

mad heiress: cousin jeffrey's fat nude dance
mad heiress: pork-barrel surrealists

mad heiress: deadbeat cousin. family reunion. you do the math.
mad heiress: ‪#‎stomachfullofsedatives

mad heiress: vaginal dingbats on fleek

mad heiress: callsign: "jelly"

mad heiress: the world's ugliest color

mad heiress: meat poet poetry slam

mad heiress: ambient savage

mad heiress: frank and his pills

mad heiress: lady godiva shitshow

mad heiress: winking with our eyes closed

mad heiress: the body parts are non-recoverable at this time

mad heiress: who's your digital papa?

mad heiress: jesus crept

mad heiress: he ate his corn flakes like a man possessed
mad heiress: digital triage

mad heiress: facsimile gonad

mad heiress: jihadi slumber party

mad heiress: rally round the flag

mad heiress: lamplighters in repose

mad heiress: acne on fleek

mad heiress: the tao of now

mad heiress: that feeling you get when you've been out chasing shadows
mad heiress: happiness is a bosiferous breadsnort
mad heiress: wriggling free of demographics since 1969
mad heiress: the maginot line of art installations
mad heiress: dance you fuckers. dance.
mad heiress: hot toddy all up in yr sweltercoil
mad heiress: surrealist heat-seeking missilemad heiress: snatch n' grab at the buddhist slot machine

mad heiress: snatch n' grab at the buddhist slot machine

mad heiress: clickbait for absurdist ghosts
mad heiress: no more mouthfeels for the nervy motherfuckers

mad heiress: manbaskets on fleek

mad heiress: no better time to get juiced

mad heiress: gallivanting through the digital hinterlands
mad heiress: discovering uncharted worlds of hitherto untamed creative savagery
mad heiress: dance party in your pants
mad heiress: buffalo girls go 'round the outside, 'round the outside

mad heiress: robots with moustaches

mad heiress: beating the devil at his own game

mad heiress: that's not what bodies are for

mad heiress: the ventriloquicy of moving bodies

mad heiress: a patchwork collection of ideologies, held together by rhetoric and spit

mad heiress: land of 1,000 triplicate requisition forms

mad heiress: chinese beat poet vs. ukrainian children's clown
mad heiress: superuptighteverythings
mad heiress: parades of bearded babies
mad heiress: 64 cents of hurt
mad heiress: america's new foreign intervention policy- "kinky boots on the ground"
mad heiress: rise of the passive activists
mad heiress: daytraders with tourette's

mad heiress: impinging on the rights of self-promoting mofos since 2021

mad heiress: a babel of towers

mad heiress: surrealist staycation

mad heiress: the fleshy bespertines of ankrula squub
mad heiress: the pasty academics of hastings upon thyme, district b-14
mad heiress: the sebaceous slot machines of symbiote colony zed-zed ong
mad heiress: the blasphemous hurgle-shifters of boozianbeta9
mad heiress: the infamous scrug shifters of instanscience prefect
mad heiress: the splogitudinous protein vendors of phosphorus cloud ariel alpha
mad heiress: the testifyin' hottentots of cretudinous orbital 27
mad heiress: just another off-world vanity project

mad heiress: no pudding for you, sloppy wizard

mad heiress: offing oneself at weddings

mad heiress: the people who stay too long at parties

mad heiress: doin' the cemetery polka

mad heiress: just another old-fashioned transgender love song

mad heiress: fly your kite, fuckface

mad heiress: send in the illicit clowns

mad heiress: on the brink of honest work

mad heiress: installing confrontational art pieces in public restrooms since 1944

mad heiress: your lifeline to the 1%

mad heiress: the cock puncher's gambit

mad heiress: reducing things to their final joke

mad heiress: cantus for the world's last rock band

mad heiress: the life and times of a bit-part actor

mad heiress: a kick in the ghoulies

mad heiress: queer eye for the straight goy

mad heiress: i don't think this is the cracker aisle

mad heiress: fractally suspect

mad heiress: transgendered reboot of the hobbit

mad heiress: vagine like a wizard's sleeve

mad heiress: pistachio and plaid, sleepy on a summer's day

mad heiress: you had us at "pudding-bag of a man"

mad heiress: 2 is for the empty space inside your eye. 3 is for unfolding like a flower.

mad heiress: staycations with astronauts

mad heiress: douchebags on fleek

mad heiress: the launch code overheard in the chinese eatery

mad heiress: the finest anal beads in all of christendom

mad heiress: pistachio and plaid, sleepy summer's day
mad heiress: italian rhythm guitars are now out of sync

mad heiress: on the cusp of honest work

mad heiress: mixing old beer with new
mad heiress: villains of the plasticine age
mad heiress: adventures in self-immolation

mad heiress: jesus would have dug hbo

mad heiress: your whole body is a flotation device

mad heiress: fat retards on acid

mad heiress: princess freckles plantagenet bastard. no other possibility.

mad heiress: cannibal kindergarten

mad heiress: kickstarters to help the duke lacrosse team hire more strippers

mad heiress: a un humantarian supply plane that only drops pallets full of donuts into crisis zones

mad heiress: anthrax and burnt popcorn

mad heiress: i'll take manhattan. from behind.

mad heiress: senseless business solutions for the irrational age

mad heiress: tête-à-tête in the whisper room

mad heiress: transgendered sex tape

mad heiress: as quiet as nylon

mad heiress: no place to go but down
mad heiress: white girls can't dance

mad heiress: summoned to the queen's bedchambers

mad heiress: confessions of a .357

mad heiress: tra la la monsanto

mad heiress: who urinated in eunice's sushi? who feltched henry's jack o' lantern?

mad heiress: microflangial sex pups

mad hieress: lifestyle advice for the thin and senseless

mad heiress: it's all up to the fool to save us now

mad heiress: a quick sucession of homicidal musical puns

mad heiress: invasion of the craft brewing handlebar moustache dudes

mad heiress: embracing jamaican white-collar crime since 1963

mad heiress: tech bros leading us into deliverance

mad heiress: scratching that homicidal itch since 1974

mad heiress: the data wipe didn't take

mad heiress: wet bones snapping on soft pavement

mad heiress: there is no un-suck filter

mad heiress: napalm on fleek

mad heiress: democracy is a story. religion is a story. money is a story. 

mad heiress: offal in a heart-shaped box

mad heiress: the river never ran dry

mad heiress: scalped on the carnivale ride

mad heiress: swan dives into empty pools

mad heiress: prelude to a beheading

mad heiress: waltzes for drowning men

mad heiress: plaint of the disillusioned bourgeois

mad heiress: the surrealist elephant in the room

mad heiress: charles manson 6.0 party barge

mad heiress: gob lobbers of the concert hall, unite!

mad heiress: jesus was the first brand ambassador

mad heiress: pda- public display of affectation

mad heiress: more mid-70s blacksploitation kung-fu movies, please

mad heiress: forever chasing the unique, bespoke experience

mad heiress: entropic man pensioners in overdrive

mad heiress: invasion of the indeterminate video installation artists

mad heiress: absentee ballot of the soul

mad heiress: molested by men of influence and taste

mad heiress: ratticus noverticus

mad heiress: peace, love, and jockstraps

mad heiress: fragrant fun for the whole family

mad heiress: racist middle-aged white guy screenwriter's camp, hosted by adam sandler

mad heiress: rickrolling you since 1921

mad heiress: namaste, bitches

mad heiress: who are the pretty young girls who go to war?

mad heiress: sweat lodge brouhaha

mad heiress: revenge of the aromatic scent huskers

mad heiress: bring on the dancing maidens

mad heiress: the doctors aren't sure it is a baby

mad heiress: sludgy potentates of the world, unite!

mad heiress: finger banging the abyss, sexting oblivion

mad heiress: white men opining freely

mad heiress: it's taco tuesday at the off-world symbiote sex colony

mad heiress: a series of muffled thuds from inside the trunk of the adjacent car

mad heiress: wanking in sarcophagi

mad heiress: confessions of an aleppan fence climber

mad heiress: naked cherry bang-bang

mad heiress: flying blind in the new frontier

mad heiress: love was never on the menu

mad heiress: an international gathering of elite windbags

mad heiress: just a little more time with my fleshbox baby, ooh yeah

mad heiress: the plateau of leng

mad heiress: handjob at the car wash

mad heiress: kerfuffles with comptrollers

mad heiress: jiving with our heteronormative opressors

mad heiress: tra la la monsanto

mad heiress: embracing the sophmore slump

mad heiress: mental dust for days

mad heiress: asking co-workers for a ride to the abortion clinic

mad heiress: dustup at the birthing center

mad heiress: take me to where the thin white people play

mad heiress: kid's clowns with arrest warrants

mad heiress: jewels between teeth

mad heiress: adrift in the henhouse

mad heiress: ankle-trousering it to bed

mad heiress: this tactical body armor is made entirely from particle board

mad heiress: asleep face-down on the floor

mad heiress: cut the stallion at his mount

mad heiress: burnout hippie ashram

mad heiress: ample bosoms on fleek

mad heiress: southbound for petaluma

mad heiress: piss pot lunch

mad heiress: of undertmined ethnic origin

mad heiress: pissants on the make

mad heiress: sweatshop dance parties

mad heiress: mexican hedge funds

mad heiress: massacre at quintin's bodega

mad heiress: on the receiving end of a stout cartesian bitch slap

mad heiress: the finest in surrealist clickbait since 1939

mad heiress: from penthouse to pavement in 17 seconds

mad heiress: awash in the urine of others

mad heiress: you had me at "vegemite"

mad heiress: incestuous dreadnaughts

mad heiress: kissyface bangbang's love affair with long-distance killing

mad heiress: just begging to get punched

mad heiress: cleaving you from asshole to nostril

mad heiress: eating spaghetti on public toilets since 1966

mad heiress: crime-free detective stories 

mad heiress: while lotta bleedin' goin' on

mad heiress: hairy legged bikini contests

mad heiress: interrupting your morning constitutional

mad heiress: where all the whores have names like amusement park rides

mad heiress: a cluster of dwarvish whiskey pooves

mad heiress: dawnish man clappers

mad heiress: punk rock fugure state

mad heiress: shaman with a dildo

mad heiress: march of the bankrupt cynics

mad heiress: a toast to those who would destroy us

mad heiress: rebuilding the berlin wall, one brick at a time

mad heiress: no time for big decisions

mad heiress: defecation privileges revoked

mad heiress: rocketships crewed by kleptomaniacs

mad heiress: lee benzies, narcoleptic astronaut

mad heiress: got a wicked case of phantom cell phone limb

mad heiress: confessions of a pawn shop gigolo

mad heiress: eurorail pass to hell

mad heiress: they won't even write about you when you're dead

mad heiress: answering the age-old question: are people who really love animals slow in the head?

mad heiress: dial back the nipple

mad heiress: the pornographer's gambit

mad heiress: elegy for a birdstrike

mad heiress: forget what you know about underboob

mad heiress: sonic shitstorm

mad heiress: god works the night shift

mad heiress: invasion of the lifestyle bungers

mad heiress: the love song of flurio carbeyn

mad heiress: a father & son towing company called oedipus wrecks

mad heiress: one ass wipe away from indifference. one hand clap away from disaster.

mad heiress: no time for big decisions.

mad heiress: invasion of the rapper/producer/entrepreneur. "but what i really want to do is direct."

mad heiress: sludgy quark sex machine. super erect sludge monster machine. sludge monster sex bomb.

mad heiress: stay on the scene. like an ad machine.

mad heiress: a lifetime spent dating psychotic prom girls

mad heiress: a butter wasp made me do it

mad heiress: falling victim to multiple failed rebranding attempts 

mad heiress: a viable form of protest, speaking entirely in acronyms.

mad heiress: poppies for breakfast

mad heiress: if you have a daughter, bounce her on your knee. if you have a son, send the blighter off to sea.

mad heiress: white people mating badly

mad heiress: the year formerly known as 2016

mad heiress: because isis needs brand strategists, too

mad heiress: et la clarinetta

mad heiress: capsized boat. missing teens.

mad heiress: terpsicrean ball sprouts

mad heiress: i walked with an imbecile

mad heiress: cop shoot cop

mad heiress: there's a big man restless. he's so relentless.
mad heiress: in awe of industry
mad heiress: more remixes than hot lunches
mad heiress: state of the union address (club remix)

mad heiress: there's a big man resltess. we move to the back of the tomb.

mad heiress: the appetite of thieves

mad heiress: one-woman wrecking crew

mad heiress: government-santioned public pleasuring center follies

mad heiress: this, that, and the other

mad heiress: we would like you to know that we are all cool adults now

mad heiress: kneesocks and aftershave, nudists with rucksacks, coachella meltdowns

mad heiress: old men playhing with themselves in public libraries, to the tune of die fledermaus

mad heiress: a delicate schism. a decadent faction. a political movement with the sibilance of a snake.

mad heiress: tapas bar of the damned

mad heiress: jogging naked down a tree-lined street

mad heiress: aloft without balloons

mad heiress: tech-savvy chimney sweeps

mad heiress: a hilarious native-american comedian named buffalo exlax

mad heiress: hum if you prefer astronauts

mad heiress: mistakes and pisstakes

mad heiress: i know a guy, who knows a guy, who totally met a guy who knew a guy...

mad heiress: pastor jordan spent the remainder of the day in tears

mad heiress: boatswain, my boatswain 

mad heiress: turns a sandwich into a hunger fast

mad heiress: the pube with 1,000 eyes

mad heiress: greetings from dr. prurience

mad heiress: elegy for a nervous lurker

mad heiress: a metric shit ton of golliwogs

mad heiress: this uncertain jihadi suicide bomber just cannot even right now

mad heiress: when bae like "i possessed by ghosts of civil war undead" and leaking ectoplasmic goo

mad heiress: this one goes out to all you basic bitches

mad heiress: brown baggin' it at the opera house

mad heiress: beachfront apocalypse

mad heiress: cashbox sweat machine

mad heiress: of kunckles and cabbage

mad heiress: bustin' out all over

mad heiress: i hope a shark gives you a blowjob

mad heiress: lament of the whoremonger's daughter

mad heiress: this one goes out to the lazy and sullen triphoppers of yesteryear

mad heiress: faith busters, inc.

mad heiress: facedown at the rodeo

mad heiress: buggin' in the bughouse

mad heiress: it's simpler than you could ever know

mad heiress: mugged twice. looking forward to more.

mad heiress: massaging the data to within an inch of its life

mad heiress: a man playing a corpse asks the director, "so what's my motivation in this scene?"

mad heiress: american pop culture- rip 1945-2025

mad heiress: a message from the timeshitter's directive- "tickle your victims to death."

mad heiress: competing for a love you won't receive

mad heiress: god's on holiday

mad heiress: charity spool imbroglio

mad heiress: falling in love with governments

mad heiress: cannibal church group

mad heiress: tales on an eight-grade crimelord

mad heiress: a gathering place for thin white people

mad heiress: tin star on a tin tit

mad heiress: this ain't your mama's b2c marketing campaign

mad heiress: nothing better to do than mope

mad heiress: suppository for the soul

mad heiress: shitlark

mad heiress: thus tweeted zarathustra

mad heiress: all love songs will be written by ai within 20 years

mad heiress: says psych droid xj-11: "take two tranq-lube and spool me in the morning."

mad heiress: a mobile app for finding blow jobs, called gulp. "swipe right if you deep throat."

mad heiress: two found dead in hottub

mad heiress: weepy swedes, volume 8

mad heiress: white people behaving politely

mad heiress: reality tv star snapchats own death

mad heiress: southern vomit biscuit

mad heiress: vorpal buffet, boethian drage

mad heiress: investments, land deals, mistresses

mad heiress: nothing less than ersatz decadence

mad heiress: your body, our circus

mad heiress: cheerleaders in jodhpurs, volume 4

mad heiress: just a post-organic gigolo

mad heiress: a bit of the old ultraviolence

mad heiress: big booty data thieves

mad heiress: the effects of the pleasure serum have not been without their consequences

mad heiress: elegy for an indie rock bartender

mad heiress: fisting the demi monde, sexting the fin de siecle, hotboxing the belle epoque

mad heiress: life and death in the age of optics

mad heiress: it was at that exact moment that mulroney decided to despise himself

mad heiress: your emotional candor is intolerable

mad heiress: goiters on fleek

mad heiress: humanism is the radical notion that humans are people

mad heiress: suicide is a failure of imagination

mad heiress: it's a jihadi thing, you wouldn't understand

mad heiress: my muslim brothers beheaded a western infidel dog, and all i got was this lousy t-shirt

mad heiress: people got no right

mad heiress: catapulted into obscurity

mad heiress: egressing in style

mad heiress: feminism is like finshing half a marathon

mad heiress: the outburst at your nephew's bris, the flash mob at your sister's funeral

mad heiress: a fat girl wrote me a poem once

mad heiress: lisping at the moon

mad heiress: point me at the sky, eugene

mad heiress: the herpes player has tambourines

mad heiress: fat rascal reacharound v. hapless doggerel

mad heiress: the beans of youth

mad heiress: a curious lack of discretion

mad heiress: invasion of the upward inflecting interns

mad heiress: #dysfunctionallifecoach

mad heiress: miley cyrus and the earwax brass band

mad heiress: the dating app for those into auto-erotic asphyxiation. called windpipe.

mad heiress: film noir cheerleaders

mad heiress: no synthetics were harmed in the making of this tweet

mad heiress: ghost penis. a story of obsession.

mad heiress: towards a tautology of "mmmbop"

mad heiress: waiting tables on teh 1%

mad heiress: psu-psu-psuedio!

mad heiress: metrics abound!

mad heiress: healthspore. spiritbigot. sushistew.

mad heiress: hungarian submarine captains in overdrive.

mad heiress: softly, with cowbell

mad heiress: an oral history of unnecessary roughness

mad heiress: pre-owned children. collect yours today!

mad heiress: fetishizing metadata since before you were in diapers

mad heiress: good taste takes a holiday

mad heiress: we're all in the army now

mad heiress: in the future, hollywood will make movies based on a single tweet

mad heiress: terrarium junkies in remission

mad heiress: guru on the mend

mad heiress: #warlockicecreamsocial

mad heiress: where have all the gay cowboys gone?

mad heiress: left my gal in costa rica

mad heiress: jazz n' skronk

mad heiress: the kludgy potentate

mad heiress: fiddlin' jesus

mad heiress: corporations without profit motives

mad heiress: a riot of rogue dentists

mad heiress: the illegitimate daughter of marcel duchamp

mad heiress: tomorrow is already here

mad heiress: all history's in present tense

mad heiress: naked on the roof again

mad heiress: the digital chimney sweep

mad heiress: cannibal sitcom

mad heiress: dance like everyone's watching. and judging.

mad heiress: authoring value and demand since 1979.

mad heiress: practicing tasteful product placement since 1937

mad heiress: my summer as a black panther

mad heiress: #mohammaddildoaction

mad heiress: failing the polygraph test

mad heiress: lascivious launch sequence

mad heiress: saga of the groomy roopers

mad heiress: the fool takes the place of a king

mad heiress: crow's feet on fleek

mad heiress: opinions wanted

mad heiress: supes totes dope

mad heiress: swipe right if you deep throat

mad heiress: the statues of obscene saints

mad heiress: mishap with the wayback machine

mad heiress: queef priesting for fun and profit

mad heiress: friendly corpse- a magazine of japanese fashion
mad heiress: of laughter and bed wetting
mad heiress: your one-stop shop for all things jodhpurs
mad heiress: microagressions r' us

mad heiress: fever dream epiphanies 
mad heiress: where have all the playboys gone?
mad heiress: information ethics for a fucked-up age
mad heiress: complexions in the age of simplexity
mad heiress: lament of the timid wayfarer
mad heiress: river tam makes house calls
mad heiress: paid to care
mad heiress: yesterday’s rebel; tomorrow’s shill
mad heiress: bad hair day of the soul
mad heiress: symphony for hairdryer and ringtones
mad heiress: tally ho, imbroglio!
mad heiress: singing the decoder ring blues
mad heiress: gumming up the soundtrack of your life
mad heiress: death by sneezing
mad heiress: send in the surrealist clowns
mad heiress: sucker-punched you with a kiss
mad heiress: backyardin’ with quincy
mad heiress: it’s carefree steel dome traphat time!
mad heiress: scorpions in bustiers
mad heiress: because music should hurt
mad heiress: proprietary bullshit, volume one
mad heiress: have tendrils, will travel
mad heiress: eat a bag a’dicks
mad heiress: a sheep in wolf’s clothing
mad heiress: hobo std
mad heiress: slumber parties in the dmz
mad heiress: swimming pool jazz
mad heiress: noise of the breakfast moon
mad heiress: all snare, no kickdrum
mad heiress: spirit transfusions from h. doc r. methusela
mad heiress: bonaparte jockstrap

mad heiress: shoot outs in pencil factories

mad heiress: a banner year for groin kicks

mad heiress: the false bravado of saints

mad heiress: love affair on crutches

mad heiress: kissing where it hurts

mad heiress: seven decades of dumb luck

mad heiress: the hero eats a sandwich
mad heiress: why’d it take you this long?
mad heiress: a shaky sense of place
mad heiress: symphony for garbage lid
mad heiress: an abundance of prehensile biscuits
mad heiress: christ, and all that jazz
mad heiress: holiday greetings from consolidated foodstuffs, inc.
mad heiress: tax dodge as charity
mad heiress: countenancing insanity in art 

mad heiress: hostess with a flame thrower

mad heiress: 101 kung fu photo filters

mad heiress: ode to a brown stain
mad heiress: plastic surgery gaytime talkshow host
mad heiress: more intrigue than a jazz dancer’s eyelashes
mad heiress: terrorism is as inevitable as the sunrise
mad heiress: rage du jour
mad heiress: the finest in eastern bloc hentai since 1967
mad heiress: gluten-free handshake

mad heiress: futuresex cash machine. autodoc transphobe re-emasculator. dropship gender razzer.
mad heiress: entitled mints
mad heiress: 1980 electroclash suitcase in the discotheque
mad heiress: like a christmas card from imelda marcos
mad heiress: shooting ourselves to death since 1922
mad heiress: witches are real
mad heiress: hobo barfly chic since 1972
mad heiress: transonic pranksters of the new gilded age
mad heiress: statues scatter
mad heiress: transgressive sloganeering for a post-post world
mad heiress: muppet fop
mad heiress: bipedal crunch monkeys
mad heiress: a crisp franklin tucked in the front of your codpiece
mad heiress: lost in useless territory
mad heiress: spore-driven fever dreams

mad heiress: fleshy tongue bats!
mad heiress: give the gift of vitriol
mad heiress: bindi or sniper dot?
mad heiress: #idiocy
mad heiress: heaven needs hell

mad heiress: hijacking your reward system since 1963
mad heiress: pretentious pilate
mad heiress: italian mafia vs. isis

mad heiress: store in a cool, dark place
mad heiress: docents gone wild!
mad heiress: bruce jenner’s elegiac human sacrifice
mad heiress: starfuckers and champagne
mad heiress: they found him in his comfort egg, emaciated and grinning. he’d died 1,114 times.
mad heiress: they found us in our cubes, od’d on breath mints.

mad heiress: younger. smarter. faster.

mad heiress: of strawmen and satellites
mad heiress: slapping sean penn in the face with a wet trout since 2002
mad heiress: decades of abuses, leaked on tape
mad heiress: indigenous guitar solo, tripped out blissy haze
mad heiress: fits of pique at the kerfuffle
mad heiress: writing about sexbots before it was a thing

mad heiress: a thimbleful of talent; a six pack of sass
mad heiress: stankin’ up shit town since 1975
mad heiress: call mom. we be rockin’ the cam cams again.
mad heiress: for when anal beads become prayer beads

mad heiress: are you there god? it's me, adolph.
mad heiress: the politics of shitty music

mad heiress: the devils combover

mad heiress: love songs for narcissists

mad heiress: valentine's day note leads to suspected arsonist
mad heiress: the fat syphilitic whore grinding onstage, harshing your post-divorce mellow
mad heiress: purrfecting the feline mis-en-scène
mad heiress: a way station for transsexual service droids since 1916

mad heiress: grammar nazis for christ

mad heiress: mastering the art of the humble brag

mad heiress: the latest in a series of savage atonal thrusts

mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble god's hanky

mad heiress: the devil's civil rights division

mad heiress: lucifer daycare. helping your young ones fall from grace, one errant thought at a time.
mad heiress: of cockups and failures

mad heiress: astrostank

mad heiress: cancer nuts

mad heiress: it's ladyboys night

mad heiress: pissing into the face of the zeitgeist

mad heiress: psychotherapy with antonin artaud

mad heiress: dismantling all known systems of beauty

mad heiress: nothing to say; 1,000 ways to say it
mad heiress: switching sides in a popsicle light beam heartbeat

mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a cubist watercolor

mad heiress: the politics of excess
mad heiress: more perforations than a baltimore balloon

mad heiress: of windbags and concentration camps

mad heiress: vegan rape parties ftw
mad heiress: the next real thing

mad heiress: indonesian junk in a clamshell holster

mad heiress: beware the easy epiphany
mad heiress: greetings from all of us at the department of incurable syphilitics
mad heiress: greetings from all of us at the department of corporate malfeasance
mad heiress: permission to self-destruct?
mad heiress: raw meat stealth accord

mad heiress: the devil's excessive force review board

mad heiress: nervy mouth feel

mad heiress: night of the transgender ashtray

mad heiress: of hoofbeats and world balloons

mad heiress: helped a tough guy out of a tricky situation. ‪#‎lunarmortage
mad heiress: no country for disillusionists

mad heiress: moroccan douchebag. "the game for men who don't care."
mad heiress: jesus tweeted

mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a jakartanese civil war

mad heiress: trenching valery

mad heiress: parkouring all over your mom

mad heiress: alfredo retirement party

mad heiress: fisting for compliments

mad heiress: 1000 ways to arrive at the same destination

mad heiress: truckstop sass

mad heiress: ersatz fuckchuclerzzz r go!

mad heiress: stupid metal picture of a happy media family in a rocket

mad heiress: courtney works that dumb oracle 12 hours a day

mad heiress: the old guy with fantastic hair doing calisthenics on your lawn at 3am

mad heiress: laughter so infectious as to seem obscene

mad heiress: the devil's restraining order

mad heiress: one omm away from enlightenment

mad heiress: because nobody likes an ugly free spirit

mad heiress: voted "most likely to become a porn star with a lisp"

mad heiress: driving gloves made of swiss foreskins

mad heiress: from the mixed-up files of mister charles e. starkweather

mad heiress: reminiscing with one-hit dictators.

mad heiress: bindi or sniper dot?

mad heiress: discreet cartilage

mad heiress: child frightened by german expressionist clown. alabama. 1964.

mad heiress: the future's got big plans for you

mad heiress: morgan freeman overseeing the firebombing of tokyo. 1945

mad heiress: celebrating sidney poitier and white privilege since 1965

mad heiress: love affairs with fat bearded hipsters in skinny jeans
mad heiress: up to your neck in grandparents

mad heiress: because nothing says 'hipster dilettanti' quite like talking about learning to play ukulele

mad heiress: amateur astronauts

mad heiress: dark adapted eye

mad heiress: elegy for a mediocre orchid enthusiast

mad heiress: love songs for essential oils

mad heiress: swanning about on the battlefield

mad heiress: i'm with honky

mad heiress: pan-seasonal personal defense wear for the sartorially dispossessed

mad heiress: hot space station justice- to protect and moisturize

mad heiress: of douchebags and daytraders

mad heiress: we're running a real pap-smear campaign here

mad heiress: #methuselahratbag

mad heiress: two weeks in the hollywood sewers

mad heiress: "he was some kind of cardboard cutout of a man."

mad heiress: holiday greetings from adagio stoolbag

mad heiress: eskimo emoji for a transnormative world

mad heiress: jidhast sleeper agent refugees find warm welcome in texas

mad heiress: breaking into the houses of dead politicians to throw crunk parties

mad heiress: testicles in mason jars

mad heiress: march of the self-employed puppeteers

mad heiress: rock and roll assisted suicide

mad heiress: no more mediated experiences

mad heiress: polish djs on acid

mad heiress: who's makin' bacon? you are!

mad heiress: of daydreams and cosmonauts

mad heiress: drunk poets on bikes

mad heiress: headlock in the artisanal chocolate shop; flashpoint at the fruit stand

mad heiress: asleep at the crossroads of history

mad heiress: memoirs of a nose-picking president

mad heiress: intrigue at the hot dog stand

mad heiress: #sunshineoasisreacharound

mad heiress: a symbiote in every port

mad heiress: the character who gets a pencil in the eye

mad heiress: the loneliness of the gregarious gas station clerk

mad heiress: designing thoughts for others to think since 1955

mad heiress: photon ballroom bat attack!

mad heiress: love songs for snarky barflies

mad heiress: luck be a leper tonight

mad heiress: an ecstatic riot of feces and paint

mad heiress: hope is a thing with tassels

mad heiress: not lost because we choose to disappear

mad heiress: providing individual attention for the minimally exceptional since 1953

mad heiress: barkish nerflewerfers

mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a dayglo abortion

mad heiress: #veganstreethustle

mad heiress: the experimental antidote in your coffee

mad heiress: charting mustache grooming trends with chazz "cold sweats" mcginty

mad heiress: off-world chastity salons for discerning hyperdrive captains

mad heiress: of saber tooths and tanning beds

mad heiress: an unkempt armada of sagging titans

mad heiress: walking competitively since 1988

mad heiress: a riot of saucy self-referentials

mad heiress: the movie

mad heiress: las vegas jihadi bikini contest. "burgers, beer, burkas, and thongs!"

mad heiress: violators will be trespassed

mad heiress: a distressed asset for your thoughts

mad heiress: #sustainablefaggotrainforestgeoinitiative

mad heiress: for when the trick wicky wack is woo

mad heiress: a trio of spent skin bags playing itchy jazz. look at them go. real dumbhorrorshow.

mad heiress: confessions of a hair-lipped sex god

mad heiress: enschleppenraut

mad heiress: garth, the sagging titan

mad heiress: unredeemable by any narrative

mad heiress: hooking for vape money since 2017

mad heiress: a man among prawns

mad heiress: the best video game about british desserts ever made

mad heiress: www.ihateyourface.com

mad heiress: i'm with stupid

mad heiress: fingers on the pulse of septuagenarian sandal fashions

mad heiress: ...from institutions unknown

mad heiress: launching a kickstarter to fund every petty vendetta

mad heiress: unisex hairstyles for men

mad heiress: a cultural juggernaut of obscene proportions

mad heiress: you don't want to know how the sausage gets made

mad heiress: nippling up your facebook feed since 1979

mad heiress: of fossils and rayguns

mad heiress: of sweatbands and synthesizers

mad heiress: nazi jazz hands

mad heiress: hella dank meme stash

mad heiress: 39% more likely to feel like a rapist when wearing a hoodie

mad heiress: making our living impersonating elvis impersonators

mad heiress: top-secret government lactation rooms

mad heiress: cannibal pinstripe suit

mad heiress: breakfasting with cannibals

mad heiress: cupcake sputem

mad heiress: life and love among the ear pygmies of manhattan

mad heiress: guru junkies in search of a karmic fix

mad heiress: confessions of an off-world gaucho

mad heiress: troubadour by the septic tank

mad heiress: bringing smexy back to medium-security prisons since 1972

mad heiress: don't be that guy

mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a blancmange

mad heiress: appomattox beatbox

mad heiress: of douchebags and demagoguery

mad heiress: swami ashram symbiote had this to say...

mad heiress: you're all idiots

mad heiress: when hoarfrost is underfoot, solid ice is not far off

mad heiress: punk rock is capitalism's bitch

mad heiress: war is an answer

mad heiress: "roped and trussed just like dear betty page"

mad heiress: we love you, mandolin sasquatch

mad heiress: imagine the unimaginable, reimagined

mad heiress: a seismic shift in dookeyshines

mad heiress: hyacinth gunship vs. jacaranda whiskey rot

mad heiress: fat rascal reacharound

mad heiress: charity golf tournaments for satanists

mad heiress: pleated pleather pantsuit of the soul

mad heiress: foxtrot in tangier

mad heiress: we got the union carbide blues

mad heiress: the single girl's guide to populist liberation units

mad heiress: the polka dot starved woman

mad heiress: blast pad. a place to crash.

mad heiress: placating jihadists since 1947

mad heiress: rejectionist polytheists of the world, unite!

mad heiress: massaging the limits of force-appropriate response

mad heiress: unpacking albino privilege

mad heiress: secrets of the water drop guru

mad heiress: anti-cogulant bandaids

mad heiress: postmodern wigwams and contrapuntal crotch kicks

mad heiress: oh no you di'nt!

mad heiress: elegy for the mannish women

mad heiress: perfecting the two-day siberian bender

mad heiress: jacobian douchebag extraordinaire

mad heiress: daffodils in transit

mad heiress: hollywood entrance vamp in 4/4 time

mad heiress: all is vanity

mad heiress: another heated exchange with the autoharp player

mad heiress: shaky aztecs

mad heiress: settling into comfortable b-grade sub-hollywood decrepitude

mad heiress: autodidacts on holiday

mad heiress: fin de siecle buttocks

mad heiress: huntress on the mend

mad heiress: ballad of the puerto rican fence climber

mad heiress: serving up the finest in braille porn

mad heiress: art school dropout murders millions. news at 11.

mad heiress: confessions of a hypochondriacal grave robber

mad heiress: jamming with mittens on

mad heiress: topical like acne

mad heiress: bringing back the three-martini birthing ceremony

mad heiress: epiphany in the food court

mad heiress: exploiting the american worker since 1925

mad heiress: of handshakes and halitosis

mad heiress: get used to it

mad heiress: sitting on the toilet seat still warm from the ass of another man

mad heiress: oversharing on social media

mad heiress: to those too weak to survive the apocalypse, we salute you

mad heiress: a series of aquatic mishaps

mad heiress: rock & roll says 'will work for ideas'

mad heiress: a series of involuntary mouth motions

mad heiress: sweaty racist in the back of the restaurant

mad heiress: let's hole!

mad heiress: who's minding the store?

mad heiress: in the future, technology will enable people to tweet events 47 seconds before they occur

mad heiress: old guy puts his hands on me

mad heiress: sexting up brand awareness since 1949

mad heiress: frank talk of ladies' unmentionables

mad heiress: remember enron?

mad heiress: hijinks in the situation room

mad heiress: all kendall jenner. all the time.

mad heiress: the iconography of gay saints

mad heiress: be your rockstar douchey self

mad heiress: an illustrated history of mob rule

mad heiress: drunken white men collecting in groups

mad heiress: dapstick dipshit

mad heiress: guess you missed the memo that you suck?

mad heiress: balls deep in ant eaters

mad heiress: scattering our ashes all over burning man

mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed

mad heiress: you can't take it with you when you die, but that don't mean you gotta share

mad heiress: because your sexuality is boring

mad heiress: all blunder, no buss

mad heiress: handjob in the confessional

mad heiress: cannibal family photo album

mad heiress: there are no bad dogs

mad heiress: we loved you way back when

mad heiress: chickenshit manifestos

mad heiress: love affairs with unreliable narrators

mad heiress: making friends with assholes since 1967

mad heiress: bling for days

mad heiress: a diet for the worms

mad heiress: a sublime ballet of triplicate requisition forms, a beatific dervish of indemnity waivers

mad heiress: dirty preschool secret

mad heiress: mother nature is one rough bitch

mad heiress: ethically-sourced hand creme for the concerned limo driver

mad heiress: attack of the brooklyn stay-at-home author dads

mad heiress: like a sultan at a bris

mad heiress: the mother of all affectations

mad heiress: hotboxing helena

mad heiress: tradition marches on

mad heiress: epiphany on the shitter

mad heiress: we don't even know if our eyes are open

mad heiress: mohamed sez i heart mad heiress!

mad heiress: so many marios in monte carlo

mad heiress: carcass at the edge of town

mad heiress: altamont: the musical

mad heiress: on the cusp of an epiphany

mad heiress: terpsichorean pussy ticklers

mad heiress: panglossian ultra-violence for the off-world jet set

mad heiress: editorial from another honky with an agenda

mad heiress: post-post

mad heiress: alsatian deathwits

mad heiress: farting in wax museums

mad heiress: a banjo in every ice cream parlor

mad heiress: a fortnight with henry kissinger

mad heiress: the joys of zero-gravity circumcision

mad heiress: the future's here, and it's wearing pantaloons

mad heiress: the last white rocker not to have turned in his man card

mad heiress: ants in our pants since 1914

mad heiress: fingerbang the pope

mad heiress: diary of a teenage mafia don

mad heiress: we've got an llc and we're gonna use it!

mad heiress: surrealist fistfight

mad heiress: a groping, a grasping, a failure to understand

mad heiress: decadence wears roller skates

mad heiress: the mouth is a finite container

mad heiress: only here to make enemies

mad heiress: the latest trend from milan: light pole hugging

mad heiress: lullaby for a dyslexic junior varsity coach

mad heiress: not even carrboro can save you now

mad heiress: love affair in paisley

mad heiress: the table manners of a triffid

mad heiress: all aboard the corporate love machine

mad heiress: mommy's indie band hurts my ears

mad heiress: daddy collects blue 7" punk singles for a living

mad heiress: deviant faggot junky beatnik author

mad heiress: you lost track of time, but it didn't lose track of you

mad heiress: open a bagel place called the yeasty hole

mad heiress: micturating with monty

mad heiress: 90-day cannibal fasting cleanse

mad heiress: kim deal vs. courtney love

mad heiress: those who doubt sartre's claim that "hell is other people" have never flown coach

mad heiress: this yogi runs on ego gratification

mad heiress: doin' the nasty with cousin nancy

mad heiress: lampooning the counterculture since 1944

mad heiress: america is a nation of midgets. a strongman will emerge.

mad heiress: all hail the racist computer

mad heiress: made headdress

mad heiress: farting in wax muse

mad heiress: assbackwards compatible

mad heiress: ticker tape parade for ivy league douchebags

mad heiress: ironclad polyamory clause

mad heiress: gender is a performance

mad heiress: zesty imbroglio

mad heiress: demon on a leash

mad heiress: doin' the emotional time warp

mad heiress: entropic society monsters

mad heiress: white shoppers with feathered hair

mad heiress: portrait of the artist as an old fart

mad heiress: if you have to ask, you'll never know

mad heiress: disemboweling european tourists on a jamaican beach

mad heiress: an uptick in dick tipping

mad heiress: blowing all the wrong people

mad heiress: who's flying this here plane? pontius pilot!

mad heiress: the boy with the flyaway hair

mad heiress: elegy for a loser piece of shit

mad heiress: this durham hipster cannot even right now

mad heiress: trafficking in the art of disappointment

mad heiress: workplace romances with hovercraft captains

mad heiress: tacit admission of sin

mad heiress: finger in the eye

mad heiress: your gateway drug of choice

mad heiress: nine out of ten captains of industry agree: exploitation works

mad heiress: hiding in plain sight

mad heiress: the finest in japanese fairy porn

mad heiress: alpha vegan of the creative-class food court

mad heiress: whatever possessed you?

mad heiress: decades of dumb luck

mad heiress: the nomenclature of pain

mad heiress: subterranean shortbread

mad heiress: the only thing worse than failure is success

mad heiress: fishwife edition

mad heiress: not wet, not human. just moist.

mad heiress: comedy at the edge of tomorrow

mad heiress: pornography 20,000 leagues under the sea

mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing

mad heiress: part-time astrophysicists on spring break

mad heiress: educated to within an inch of our lives

mad heiress: hotwired for squelchy bonks

mad heiress: starred and dreaming since 1928

mad heiress: little miss biohazard, third year running

mad heiress: superconehotshot. zerotradbarstarallupinyrsweltercoil. leanintoitbillingsley.

mad heiress: operation gilded dildo

mad heiress: destroying by the denial of reason

mad heiress: love in the time of global corporate hegemony

mad heiress: of oligarchs and baristas

mad heiress: lullabies for robber barons

mad heiress: dancing at you, not with you

mad heiress: algerian pensioners on ecstasy

mad heiress: silly middle-class girl. only rich white girls launch lingerie brands.

mad heiress: futuresex done right

mad heiress: afghani boy toy monthly

mad heiress: toe jamming with ernst

mad heiress: control is only an illusion if you don't have it

mad heiress: dance music for men on fire

mad heiress: wedding proposals in jest

mad heiress: endlessly, in an ecstatic ballet of intention, the system recalibrates itself

mad heiress: an insult for every occasion 

mad heiress: prepare for a glow that doesn't dim

mad heiress: all the best cowboys have chinese eyes

mad heiress: i spy with my little eye, a cache of blackmarket rpgs

mad heiress: animal justice

mad heiress: beyond the valley of the lurid exploitation film

mad heiress: misspelling 'further' as 'fuhrer' since 1983

mad heiress: in heaven, everything is fine

mad heiress: this rainbow flag don't give no shits about gay pride day

mad heiress: in the future, all things shall be judged on their porousness

mad heiress: in the future, the systems of influence and control will be unrecognizable 

mad heiress: in the future, clouds will be built in factories

mad heiress: no

mad heiress: love note from a browning automatic rifle

mad heiress: you might want to get that looked at

mad heiress: a-roving we will go

mad heiress: whatever you do, don't mention the astrodyne

mad heiress: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since 1975

mad heiress: hearing smooth jazz, where none should be

mad heiress: narcoleptic jacuzzi party at bob's house

mad heiress: a lost episode of three's company, set aboard a dying space station. 

mad heiress: in arkansas, it's illegal to think about balloons while on horseback

mad heiress: in connecticut, it's illegal to sneeze inside a hot air balloon

mad heiress: piss factor eleven

mad heiress: haircuts on steroids

mad heiress: everything is hilarious

mad heiress: froggy frog in mucky muck

mad heiress: yacht clubs for blind amnesiacs

mad heiress: lifestyle bungers vs. coachella lifestyle coaches

mad heiress: the mother of all yeast infections

mad heiress: answering the question "how long should a man bleed his cedar"

mad heiress: the silky smooth unbroken tail of shit that takes its good goddamn time coming out

mad heiress: aging violently

mad heiress: personal destruction with a single click

mad heiress: the finest in transgender foodstuffs, because who wants to eat like a breeder?

mad heiress: brand ambassador for the military-industrial complex

mad heiress: the jesus egg that wept

mad heiress: an endearing panoply of ancestral jiminylicks

mad heiress: small-yellow-schoolbus special

mad heiress: dom deluise ate children

mad heiress: fortnight with a yodeling wrestler

mad heiress: the truth wears jodhpurs
mad heiress: death by pop rocks
mad heiress: no more inefficient arias

mad heiress: jesus was a no-show

mad heiress: cthulhu in 2016. campaign slogan: no lives matter

mad heiress: shit just got surreal
mad heiress: unspeakable acts of kindness
mad heiress: incident in situ

mad heiress: marcel proust deathray

mad heiress: my so-called squelchy life

mad heiress: subcutaneous didgeridoos

mad heiress: backyard pandemic

mad heiress: bionic crayons

mad heiress: ask not what your imagination can do for you, but what you can do for your imagination
mad heiress: hooters is opening a chain of restaurants in north korea

mad heiress: punk rock tanning bed czar

mad heiress: the single girl's guide to necromancy

mad heiress: www.oldmenonswingsets.com

mad heiress: your selfie, our brand

mad heiress: cthulhu for president in 2016. no lives matter.

mad heiress: i think we should be other people

mad heiress: pants like molasses

mad heiress: i'm gonna live forever (even if it kills me)

mad heiress: "the newspapers!" he shouted in his sleep

mad heiress: romancing the unfamiliar since 1966

mad heiress: italian fishermen country line dancing

mad heiress: your weapon against the present tense

mad heiress: taking anal sex for granted since 1972

mad heiress: not gonna lie- we look great in spandex

mad heiress: when piss gets in your eyeswhen piss gets in your eyes

mad heiress: corporate training for surrealist dandies

mad heiress: tête-a-tête with the trans mafia

mad heiress: ask not what your imagination can do for you, but what you can do for your imagination

mad heiress: half man, all biscuit

mad heiress: the truth wears jodhpurs

mad heiress: white middle manager on holiday
mad heiress: marcel proust deathray

mad heiress: shit just got surreal
mad heiress: random acts of unspeakable kindness
mad heiress: incident in situ

mad heiress: dispatches from a dairy queen dervish

mad heiress: asimov shitstorm

mad heiress: you remind me of santa claus, in a bad way

mad heiress: statirical is just satire through numbers

mad heiress: stars fell on alabama. but darn if we can find them.
mad heiress: death by pop rocks

mad heiress: a flock of jonathan livingston seagulls

mad heiress: "i want the drum sound sting got" so no musician ever.

mad heiress: an endless procession of racist lemonade stands
mad heiress: no more inefficient arias

mad heiress: hunter-seeker drone birthday party

mad heiress: a synthetic scream in the night

mad heiress: danger is a keen beast

mad heiress: midnight periscope vs. young aloysious

mad heiress: franchise that one original idea you had
mad heiress: my seamonkey beat up your pitbull

mad heiress: elegy for an elven battlemage

mad heiress: destiny's illegitimate child

mad heiress: death looms above your head like a hornet-filled piñata

mad heiress: a franchise of sir alfred lord tennyson tanning salons. what could possibly go wrong?

mad heiress: the last cool white guy in the world

mad heiress: rhapsody and thieves

mad heiress: cocks n' glocks

mad heiress: hide and go shriekmad heiress

mad heiress: we make music for men on fire

mad heiress: lullabies for robber barons

mad heiress: hotwired for squelchy bonks

mad heiress: of oligrachs and baristas

mad heiress: heading for death in reverse

mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing

mad heiress: horrific injury shatters dwarve's weighlifting dream

mad heiress: personal meltdowns of pharmaceutical proportions

mad heiress: this ideology will self-destruct in ten seconds

mad heiress: the senseless brutality of man's inhumanity to man. oh wait, are those mini-bacon quiches?
mad heiress: the abstruse goose

mad heiress: hot tub avocado time machine

mad heiress: brand ambassador to the gods
mad heiress: ambient kinesthetic activity for the masses since 1927
mad heiress: so many storage lockers, so little time
mad heiress: something old invented something new
mad heiress: too many japanese rom coms, not enough time
mad heiress: playing freeze tag with chechen rebels since 2002

mad heiress: does this app make us look fat?
mad heiress: the body impolitic
mad heiress: ersatz debauchery

mad heiress: 100 years ago, white dudes literally declared pistols at dawn over being called names.
mad heiress: part-time astrophysicists on fleek
mad heiress: educated to within an inch of our lives
mad heiress: this plasticware is so totally on point

mad heiress: like a wet fart in an old tub
mad heiress: booming and zooming

mad heiress: we are all outsiders, though some of us are more outside than others
mad heiress: to whom do we atone?

mad heiress: gaylords of the cannabis cosmos

mad heiress: this is for when the negotiations break down

mad heiress: an oily, ornate hunk of cybernoir for your viewing pleasure

mad heiress: fifty dollars in the barrel of a gun

mad heiress: songs in the key of shit

mad heiress: ancestral jimminylicks

mad heiress: the cut that kills the knife

mad heiress: self-annihilation couldn't come too soon

mad heiress: setting new standards of pretentiousness since 2002

mad heiress: euphemisms for euphemisms

mad heiress: the ladyboy or the tiger

mad heiress: billiards with tannehauser

mad heiress: agitprop for a new kind of man

mad heiress: point me at the sky then press the big red button

mad heiress: home is where the integrated personal security grid is

mad heiress: integrated as fuck

mad heiress: bark like a dog dog fuck like a shark shark

mad heiress: you ain't nuthin but a heavy-lidden thunderpussy

mad heiress: using "cobra" as a verb to describe fucking people up

mad heiress: sister plays bass cross legged onstage. release the bats.

mad heiress: greetings from certain large-breasted gentlemen who shall remain nameless
mad heiress: hide n' go shriek

mad heiress: wonder bread woman vs aquafresh man

mad heiress: operationally sexy

mad heiress: a husband and wife poetry duo called partners in rhyme. no other possibility.
mad heiress: press x to become gary busey
mad heiress: let's get horizontal

mad heiress: super cone hotshot. zero trad no star up all in yr sweltercoil. lean into it billingsley.

mad heiress: calling those who annoy us "garbage pants"

mad heiress: facedown in shangri-la

mad heiress: with the hubris of a lion tamer, we set forth

mad heiress: requiem for a lightweight

mad heiress: adorable glandular suicide bear

mad heiress: the lost art of the surrealist snuff film

mad heiress: discreet off-world disposal solutions for the discerning gentleman

mad heiress: erotic surrealist truck pulling

mad heiress: erotic chinese jello wrestling

mad heiress: no more with the feels

mad heiress: endless summer of the mildly disillusioned

mad heiress: a smattering of combatant ideologies

mad heiress: hogtied n' bashful

mad heiress: first i was, then i wasn't

mad heiress: kinky sarcophagi

mad heiress: on the wrong side of history every time we open our mouths

mad heiress: microaggressions r us

mad heiress: the semi-tough puffed that's not all hot air

mad heiress: a banner year for underwater blowjobs

mad heiress: a pluralizing clusterfuck of conflicting identities
mad heiress: the joan rivers prairie dog blues

mad heiress: alpha trash. disco assist.

mad heiress: patrinomicon

mad heiress: the weepy thresher gods of alpha tau vi

mad heiress: a gentleman and a taffer

mad heiress: movie fight scenes set to free jazz soundtracks

mad heiress: lo-grade kinesthetic stimulation for the masses since 1927

mad heiress: dropping trou for art

mad heiress: confessions of a post-modern dandy

mad heiress: auto-erotic asphyxiation-free zone

mad heiress: a beginner's guide to post-modern warfare

mad heiress: your time is valuable, so we're gonna waste it

mad heiress: we alone write the songs that make a nation recoil

mad heiress: momma don't allow no post-modern theorizing 'round here

mad heiress: came for the pork, stayed for the sweaters

mad heiress: vile hole no more

mad heiress: britney spears marries mt fuji and together they create a new type of life form

mad heiress: giving humanists knuckle suppers since 1932

mad heiress: you're not disrupting anything. if you were, you'd be in jail.

mad heiress: your avatar, my funeral

mad heiress: the poetry of loincloth whispers in your waxy ear

mad heiress: ours is a stygian darkness

mad heiress: self-annihilation couldn't come too soon

mad heiress: abristle and ablaze with intrigue

mad heiress: asimov shitstorm

mad heiress: the artist. the scientist. the industrialist.

mad heiress: sashaying onto normandy beach

mad heiress: and lo so came law, to increase the trespass one hundred fold

mad heiress: this is for when your room is awash in cheap poetry

mad heiress: another in a series about discount shag carpeting

mad heiress: bonfires over the horizon? it must be tuesday

mad heiress: goldilock's snuff box

mad heiress: smexy recepticons. minxy recepticons.

mad heiress: playing freeze tag with chechan rebels since 2002

mad heiress: never trust a white woman with a hyphenated last name and two degrees

mad heiress: if you can't remember it, it probably happened

mad heiress: topographic douchebags on fleek

mad heiress: not just any waterfowl reclamation center

mad heiress: colin powell sex tape

mad heiress: reeking of inauthenticity

mad heiress: a world where 7 can never follow 4

mad heiress: where oh where are the beautiful freaks?

mad heiress: totes maggots

mad heiress: introducing...ernesto trout and the giggle bats

mad heiress: heteronormative funk junkers

mad heiress: awash in fjords

mad heiress: how dare you come to my country and offend our minorities!

mad heiress: the tender things are upon us now

mad heiress: i'm afraid it's serious. he's suffering from an acute case of identity poisoning.
mad heiress: #hesterprynne

mad heiress: sociopaths behaving badly
mad heiress: blind earthworms plucked from the pavement by the hands of an eager god

mad heiress: just the facts, sir

mad heiress: zapple treble dinger

mad heiress: cat call vs. bird call

mad heiress: smooth jazz stylings for the singularity

mad heiress: larval but willing

mad heiress: morality plays with transgender shadow puppets

mad heiress: tampon sandwich

mad heiress: my run-in with the butternut chest police

mad heiress: bearded men grappling with prawns

mad heiress: of squid and personal entanglements

mad heiress: icky polys

mad heiress: your non-binary icon of pandrogyny

mad heiress: perfecting the anemic record store clerk heroin chic face

mad heiress: like a pair of tits in the night

mad heiress: emergency room selfies

mad heiress: johnny cash alone in a room with a theremin

mad heiress: from farm to table to asshole

mad heiress: thriving in abusive regimes since 1948

mad heiress: still awaiting the charles manson/paul mccartney christmas album

mad heiress: peezy swarkles

mad heiress: like so much soggy juju in your cereal

mad heiress: popping vicodins like so much candy

mad heiress: hermaphroditically sealed since 1918

mad heiress: herding children into umarked vans since 1979

mad heiress: blow job audit (gotta do a)

mad heiress: the bland bitches of eastwick

mad heiress: got the talking shit blues

mad heiress: we need to talk about suzy

mad heiress: trans-siberian ballsack

mad heiress: a meeting of bearded right-wing folk singers

mad heiress: a loud crash in the foyer

mad heiress: to thine own self, be smexy

mad heiress: who told all these pretty women they owned the internet?

mad heiress: dick holster & sewage thighs

mad heiress: farting into desk fans since 1993

mad heiress: it takes a village. of idiots.

mad heiress: black power sunday newspaper comics

mad heiress: creepers, awake

mad heiress: war crimes a-go-go

mad heiress: adventures with toodles and crankshaft

mad heiress: pwetty pwease

mad heiress: field manual for the yoinks/poovy adjudicators 

mad heiress: reginal wallop and artemis tinderpoove are bottling the angst

mad heiress: shit show in the adirondacks

mad heiress: the female backup singer has something to say

mad heiress: felonius mongs

mad heiress: the crime of being oneself

mad heiress: sharecropper raygun/callgirl jetpack

mad heiress: you want it to be one way, but it's the other way

mad heiress: when selfy stick becomes gomstick

mad heiress: might as well shit our pants

mad heiress: nazi jingle writer

mad heiress: anarchy burger, hold the government

mad heiress: where white folks go to mate

mad heiress: when you live like an animal, anything's possible

mad heiress: trout fisting in america

mad heiress: 75 and living on a tugboat in sausalito

mad heiress: an avalanche of terseness

mad heiress: toasting the end of enlightened self-interest

mad heiress: in today's world, there's no such thing as a non-combatant

mad heiress: one feral cat

mad heiress: the finest in pre-teen memoir ghost writing

mad heiress: pushing the envelope of enhanced interrogation since 2019

mad heiress: reinventing suburban blues

mad heiress: heavy is the cock that wears the ring

mad heiress: synergistic dick slaps for days

mad heiress: cosmo and wanda think they all slick

mad heiress: the trickle of urine down your pant leg at the expensive discotheque

mad heiress: new jersey cephalopod blues

mad heiress: it's a pantsuit nation

mad heiress: fuckin' up your auto correct

mad heiress: like a right-wing dylan

mad heiress: give and take. mostly take. 

mad heiress: the finest in oriental dick ticklers

mad heiress: lossless audio since 1781

mad heiress: porny gate crashing at the womxn's only film festival

mad heiress: the very best in drunken toilet selfies

mad heiress: a gathering place for unkempt sexuals

mad heiress: artisanal sweatshop

mad heiress: postcards from a belligerent midget

mad heiress: the laziest shape shifter what ever was

mad heiress: the boyfriend destroyer sequence

mad heiress: david bananas foster wallace

mad heiress: be the best damn dysfunctional you you can be

mad heiress: animals. men. mexican sushi.

mad heiress: the industrial revolution never happened

mad heiress: charles manson as a recurring guest star on the brady bunch

mad heiress: having fun with other people's money
mad heiress: hang 'em high (give 'em a spliff)

mad heiress: how i went from living in a swiss chateau to marinating in the briny deep

mad heiress: despite not officially existing, we continue to endure

mad heiress: a banner year for the aristocrat manqué

mad heiress: papa's got a brand new cholostemy bag

mad heiress: officially obsessed with cats and baby sitters

mad heiress: artisinal street sweepers

mad heiress: more metal than flowers

mad heiress: mangey lifestyle bungers

mad heiress: i used to be extremely tall

mad heiress: music by gingers, for gingers

mad heiress: shit art since 1972

mad heiress: viral. liquid. contagious.

mad heiress: the flowered twats of algernon: a digital novel by p. hortense alfonso

mad heiress: preoccupied with albino dwarves in speedos

mad heiress: more tools than a boy band

mad heiress: the day ended as it began, with a wet fart in the bath

mad heiress: nitrates all up in your cranium

mad heiress: visigoth waterpark

mad heiress: caught! can bodhisattva get a witness?

mad heiress: more harpsichords, please

mad heiress: shoehorn mustard bastard assistance

mad heiress: scandinavian puppet dinosaur rock band

mad heiress: what caused Franz to lean, what caused Franz to liszt?

mad heiress: making marc safe for bananas

mad heiress: the first episode featured weeping, repentant men and the controversial burial of a tortoise

mad heiress: court-mandated ankle bracelets on fleek

mad heiress: that time you went to an x-rated movie with your parents

mad heiress: theft of a mothership

mad heiress: sound bites of sound bites. muzak interpretations of ambient music.

mad heiress: instagramming photos of our mcdonald's takeout since 2010

mad heiress: more songs about chapstick and selfies

mad heiress: chloroform orange art cream attack. volume vii: versailles

mad heiress: tectonic breadsuits & three-alarm handshakes

mad heiress: Four simple words to make your day: "step inside my hazmat suit"

mad heiress: vegan robot

mad heiress: kicking the same groin, but always in a different shoe

mad heiress: pythagoras sexpot

mad heiress: don't happy, be worry

mad heiress: lolita with an eyesore

mad heiress: mona lisa tramp stamp

mad heiress: war's ripe detritus

mad heiress: elegy for a snarky comptroller

mad heiress: lady three jane. all that dedication shit.

mad heiress: through a haze of scopalotine

mad heiress: quantico ice cream social

mad heiress: our passion for clockwork automata continues unabated

mad heiress: the beat goes on, where the head has been

mad heiress: visual relics. lovely splendors. from the time before the miniaturization of electronics.

mad heiress: objects continually offer themselves to us with the promise of satisfaction. we grow weary, we grow nauseous.

mad heiress: too-warm mambo handshake

mad heiress: all past is science fiction

mad heiress: man urinates on self, others

mad heiress: your absurdist agony aunt of choice

mad heiress: selling our wallets for kerosene

mad heiress: big in japan

mad heiress: vladimir putin sex tape

mad heiress: jankitudinous decrepitors on fleek

mad heiress: this little piggy went to market. this little piggy stayed at home.

mad heiress: a balm, a salve, a savage elixir

mad heiress: from toilet to tap

mad heiress: "beauty," he remarked, "is in the eye of the sniper's scope."

mad heiress: tocatta and fugue in shit minor

mad heiress: throwin' our cell phones into the pool since 1976

mad heiress: the life and times of franny nanahaela

mad heiress: this one goes out to all you jazz cats in the tectonic breadsuits

mad heiress: A crisis in six parts

mad heiress: thy beauteous phantom's charms

mad heiress: soundbites in braille

mad heiress: A shedload of mastodons

mad heiress: curing the systemic failure of one's comic imagination

mad heiress: not for all the dildos in china

mad heiress: amazon gris-gris gift cards: old world voodoo meets 21st century shopping. by a gris-gris gift card and hex anyone in the world

mad heiress: sex, death, branding

mad heiress: warm fuzzies with reg

mad heiress: life ain't nuthin 'cept interlocking parts

mad heiress: when rolo gets to tootin', ain't no one slow him down

mad heiress: three martini lunchbox

mad heiress: cretidudinous barnswaddle

mad heiress: if i live too long, i'm afraid i might die

mad heiress: cosmic yobbo

mad heiress: the finest in fiduciary erotica since 1946

mad heiress: manzenheimer octopod

mad heiress: 10 tips for the aspiring gigolo

mad heiress: different, just like everybody else

mad heiress: goats and monkeys make the choice. why can't we?

mad heiress: 23rd century mountain songs

mad heiress: like skunked beer and week-old sushi

mad heiress: the doctor is in. side you.

mad heiress: smooth jazz versions of smooth jazz songs. a muzak version of brian eno's music for airports

mad heiress: hazy days make me wet my pants

mad heiress: the future belongs to non-binary mulattoes and angel-poise lamps

mad heiress: we choose the world, despite its opacity

mad heiress: the artist. the scientist. the industrialist.

mad heiress: and so came in law, to increase the trespass one hundred fold

mad heiress: another in a series about discount shag carpeting

mad heiress: this is for when your room is awash in cheap poetry

mad heiress: bonfires over the horizon? it must be Tuesday

mad heiress: play the kazoo for the aminals in the zoo

mad heiress: turning your bones to powder since 1922

mad heiress: "i alone write the songs that make a nation recoil," boasted faustus

mad heiress: lo-grade kinesthetic stimulation for the masses since 1927

mad heiress: goldilock's snuff box

mad heiress: never trust a white woman with a hyphenated last name and two degrees

mad heiress: dancing at you, not with you

mad heiress: reason, denied

mad heiress: we spy with our little eye, a cache of black-market rpgs

mad heiress: beyond the valley of the lurid exploitation film

mad heiress: songs in the key of shit

mad heiress: integrated as fuck, cross-branded out

mad heiress: euphemisms for euphemisms

mad heiress: totes faggots

mad heiress: awash in fjords

mad heiress: ernesto trout and the giggle bats

mad heiress: heteronormative funk junkers

mad heiress: the poetry of loincloth whispers in your waxy ear

mad heiress: ours is a stygian darkness

mad heiress: if you can't remember it, it probably happened

mad heiress: came for the pork, stayed for the sweaters

mad heiress: momma don't allow no post-modern theorizing 'round here

mad heiress: your time is valuable, so we're gonna waste it

mad heiress: if only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

mad heiress: auto-erotic asphyxiation-free zone

mad heiress: a beginner's guide to post-modern warfare

mad heiress: no more with the feels

mad heiress: endless summer of the mildly disillusioned

mad heiress: a smattering of combatant ideologies

mad heiress: the posh cosh. "nn upscale assault experience for the urbane sophisticate"

mad heiress: microaggressions r us

mad heiress: i dreamt of a world where 7 could never follow 4

mad heiress: inky sarcophagi

mad heiress: love in the time of global corporate hegemony

mad heiress: not wet, not human. just moist.

mad heiress: confessions of a sudanese jelly thief 

mad heiress: he who runs with geese

mad heiress: fingers crossed that it's a fart and not a shit

mad heiress: fingers are spiders

mad heiress: losing sounds much better in a song

mad heiress: winters in the old arcade with jaime

mad heiress: jazzy desperation

mad heiress: hubert trumby, faux puppeteer

mad heiress: i've gotta brand new pair of rollerskates, you've got a brand new key

mad heiress: ask the dust, cousin jaime

mad heiress: false veriform object sensor

mad heiress: smaller, quieter, cheaper

mad heiress: free beards for every brooklyn bassist

mad heiress: coachella live-fire artillery exercise

mad heiress: if you can't see me, i can't see you

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the sociopath-romantics

mad heiress: emily's on the train tracks again

mad heiress: squint your eyes while doing the crime and you'll never go to jail

mad heiress: disrupting the VFW since 1985

mad heiress: the mother of all training bras

mad heiress: this one goes out to all you buddhist douchebags

mad heiress: eskimo emojis

mad heiress: robbery at the sperm bank

mad heiress: hip-hop coloring books

mad heiress: white light from the mouths of fools

mad heiress: bathing in hexbombs

mad heiress: contretemps in the food court

mad heiress: bring events into being simply by googling them

mad heiress: when you can't stop googling "kesha + shark attack"

mad heiress: contretemps in a turkish bath house

mad heiress: crowd funding for narcoleptic cannibals

mad heiress: lullaby sparkleshits

mad heiress: underwear made out of jello

mad heiress: beet juice coating your insides like a sticky bomb

mad heiress: elbow jazz

mad heiress: you wear a merking on your wedding night. do not pass go.

mad heiress: oddly specific

mad heiress: you attend a baltimore dance party and gyrate like a vermont lesbian. move back two spaces.

mad heiress: this is for when your mp3 collection lies five fathoms deep

mad heiress: amnesia renders you unable to knit like a rabbit. Take a card from the pile.

mad heiress: your mother takes a lover. move forward three spaces.

mad heiress: wipe the grease shield, eyes dull with neutrons

mad heiress: suitcase fulla foreskins

mad heiress: sub-orbital panty raid

mad heiress: incidents in situ

mad heiress: chain-smoking baby

mad heiress: from klaus kinski with love

mad heiress: summering with swedish hardcore bands

mad heiress: the men who bark at shadows

mad heiress: a sad landscape of terse machinery

mad heiress: hillbilly meme machine

mad heiress: face down in the toilet of your choice

mad heiress: a red-letter year for nitroglycerins

mad heiress: heteronormative fist bump

mad heiress: magesterial shit poppers

mad heiress: opium clowns

mad heiress: bonsoir, applesauce

mad heiress: all toothbrushes look the same these days

mad heiress: you need to let me know that i will be suing

mad heiress: awash in hot cha-cha

mad heiress: irrepressible jankitude

mad heiress: they're sending someone from the agency. a fixer. it's gonna be alright.

mad heiress: you wake up and it's all gauzy vortex crackshackin all up in your peepers

mad heiress: this is why you can no longer hear white

mad heiress: change is for losers

mad heiress: re-calibrating your moral equilibrium thirty times a day

mad heiress: poems for buildings and people

mad heiress: this one goes out to the south seas magic marker crew

mad heiress: edwin's having your baby

mad heiress: politics is ruining money

mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who has ever swallowed a dragonfly

mad heiress: incognito ergo sum

mad heiress: appetite for construction

mad heiress: seriousness, redacted

mad heiress: kung-fu champagne supernova

mad heiress: fin de siecle snogging

mad heiress: opposing it even before we know what it is 

mad heiress: women laughing alone with salad

mad heiress: #brisgonehorriblyawry

mad heiress: comin' atcha like a prawn among men

mad heiress: lost your head blues, parts i and ii

mad heiress: we snap 7 million more selfies per minute than all of humanity did in 1754

mad heiress: adagio shithouse, rubato cesspool

mad heiress: you had us at "artisinal"

mad heiress: warp sap/when time was gigantic

mad heiress: canonical ironicals

mad heiress: 101 ways to judge a corgi

mad heiress: dennis hopper night mix 

mad heiress: flophouse operatives slide beneath doors and around corners

mad heiress: inviting you to die alone in the cold vacuum of deep space

mad heiress: this is a political post

mad heiress: the jojo effect

mad heiress: christmas with the vilage idiot

mad heiress: the sky was having none of it

mad heiress: the white girl's guide to shitting and pissing

mad heiress: fat junkie - the musical

mad heiress: matinee shockrocket, a liferaft full of kinky pensioners

mad heiress: onward and upward with the tarts

mad heiress: you dip, and then you dap

mad heiress: this is what happens when we talk about race in america

mad heiress: send in the pederasts

mad heiress: sometimes, you know plenty

mad heiress: the funniest part of dying is...

mad heiress: eat, pray, assimilate

mad heiress: eggs, encircled

mad heiress: poppa's gotta brand new off-world investment strategy

mad heiress: wutang onassis. the new breed of american aristocrat

mad heiress: teatime with the coven

mad heiress: the perfumed twats of algernon

mad heiress: dub stepping to zion

mad heiress: breathe deep and inhale the pathos

mad heiress: pep in yr step

mad heiress: shoehorn mustard bastard assistance

mad heiress: ladyboy foreplay foam emporium, wetsuits optional

mad heiress: jihadi slumber parties, afterschool programs for at-risk ceos

mad heiress: truly, madly, steeply

mad heiress: comedians in cars triggering nuclear launch codes

mad heiress: give more

mad heiress: jesus comes, jesus goes

mad heiress: methusela dust

mad heiress: euclidean cock tease

mad heiress: need for steed

mad heiress: slumberjack

mad heiress: seconds of pleasure, hours of confusion

mad heiress: raptorizing reproachment since 1911

mad heiress: pow r tok mik mak mok

mad heiress: we don't need our heads because our bodies are young

mad heiress: didn't leave nothing but the baby

mad heiress: all meat looks like south america

mad heiress: spreading happiness and confusion since 2002

mad heiress: when "woodpecker" becomes "peckerwood"

mad heiress: therapeutic scents of lemongrass, calming grey walls, soothing music & vid feeds of late 20th century airline disasters help relax clients

mad heiress: whatever the question, gelato is the answer

mad heiress: we're pressing the red button now. okay? we're pressing the red button.

mad heiress: where systemic blockage meets tickling intrigue

mad heiress: it's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how i keep from going under

mad heiress: because hipsters broke our gaydar

mad heiress: shouting "fire!" in fire stations since 1939

mad heiress: snuff flix & chill

mad heiress: existing in a heightened state of worthlessness since 2003

mad heiress: what hath god wrought?

mad heiress: chocolate-covered diplomats

mad heiress: skinny tweener snapchat diet regiment

mad heiress: requiem for a fall guy

mad heiress: the fate of the world depends upon what I had for breakfast

mad heiress: keep calm and panic

mad heiress: rot gut easter basket

mad heiress: aum shinrikyo ice cream social

mad heiress: synthesizers are programmed to sound white

mad heiress: starfucked in hotel mastodon

mad heiress: decreptitudinous janking since 1967

mad heiress: productivity is for fools

mad heiress: ceo car washes to raise money for a shareholder field trip to disney world

mad heiress: "waiter, there's a digital shaman in my soup!"

mad heiress: more dingleberries than a siberian husky

mad heiress: cranberry pissbox

mad heiress: big in japan

mad heiress: dandelion blunderbuss

mad heiress: if we throw enough weird shit at the wall, something's bound to stick

mad heiress: when "exploring our options" is code for staying home and playing video games

mad heiress: From white house to waffle house

mad heiress: sweeping the awards ceremony at the copenhagen snuff film festival

mad heiress: where psychosis and enlightenment meet

mad heiress: jukejoint music for the 21st century

mad heiress: life hacking our way to the rykers

mad heiress: fleshy mandibles on fleek

mad heiress: my stint in the tibetan air force

mad heiress: the mother of all end-level boss fights

mad heiress: vehement discussions of books we haven't read

mad heiress: an oily, ornate hunk of cyber-noir adventuring

mad heiress: we hang onto our vertigo

mad heiress: douchebags n' dipthongs

mad heiress: computer-assisted social intelligence enhancement since 2017

mad heiress: solar-powered smoke stacks

mad heiress: the old "exploding fish hat" trick

mad heiress: small mobile intelligent units on fleek

mad heiress: mountainous doom twaddle

mad heiress: poems about civilians wearing utility belts

mad heiress: ...at this febrile junction

mad heiress: they couldn't think of a number so they gave her a name

mad heiress: makers of the finest in ergonomic lethal injection chairs

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the white chicks with post docs and hyphenated last names

mad heiress: awkwardly symbolic

mad heiress: the necrotic pluff flangers of tau beta tauri

mad heiress: twice more with the feels

mad heiress: paintings of crows on power lines

mad heiress: a peanut shared six ways

mad heiress: gout flangers on walkabout

mad heiress: sniffin' glue with the dhali llama

mad heiress: cherry picking our way through history

mad heiress: mod fuck explosion

mad heiress: the divinity cheat sheet

mad heiress: girlfight in the food court!

mad heiress: you can't keep a good fairy down

mad heiress: the king kamehameha school for wayward sexbots

mad heiress: gesticulating wildly from behind soundproof glass

mad heiress: holiday slumber parties with the illuminati

mad heiress: came for the culture wars, stayed for the race riots

mad heiress: discontinected

mad heiress: love songs for skinny dogs with huge balls

mad heiress: a tableau of faux simulacrums

mad heiress: social services for the disaffected

mad heiress: music is a dirty, shameful thing

mad heiress: a bedrock of arrogance in a sea of humility

mad heiress: porn on the cob

mad heiress: feezliy spelarkers

mad heiress: transhuman nofashion notrash pyramid jetset nostar

mad heiress: this is for when the plot goes walkies

mad heiress: the snodgrass protocol

mad heiress: bowing to market pressures at the slightest provocation

mad heiress: this town ain't big enough for the ghost of us

mad heiress: overnight island party gone horribly wrong

mad heiress: down on the corner, hangin' with the small-time particle thieves

mad heiress: oral sex in ufos

mad heiress: night of the living undead cisqueer undergarment quality control specialist

mad heiress: holding court in dive club bathroom stalls across this great land

mad heiress: twelve pairs of testicles in a suitcase

mad heiress: we don't think twice when the sun goes down

mad heiress: because the world is heart shaped and full of favors

mad heiress: if i could see life through the eyes of a child....i'd probably scream

mad heiress: sex is fragile business

mad heiress: we seek our pleasures in the sweet hereafter

mad heiress: pfoofnoggen

mad heiress: post-colonialist jimminylicks

mad heiress: eagle vs bear vs fox vs human

mad heiress: peintre le bouf and his partisan hairdressers

mad heiress: all roads lead to damascus

mad heiress: plantagenet fist bump

mad heiress: the dipshit collective says helllo

mad heiress: greetings from the people with slanted faces

mad heiress: lupe fiasco brings it all home 

mad heiress: you had us at "panic room"

mad heiress: pawning all our rainbows

mad heiress: the hugo chavez hip hop dance troupe sends their regards

mad heiress: irony vs terrorism

mad heiress: what we do is secret

mad heiress: an agency that assists people whose bodies have run out of room for new piercings and tattoos

mad heiress: octavia sewage thighs sings barnacle jazz nightly at the dyspepsia lounge

mad heiress: dave's shingle: a play in one act

mad heiress: like an erotic homunculus before breakfast

mad heiress: selfies of the american homesteaders, volume one

mad heiress: subcutaneous corpse grinders

mad heiress: nowhere to go but downupsideways

mad heiress: diarrhea of a wimpy kid

mad heiress: this flamenco dancer remains unimpressed with your rhetorical frippery

mad heiress: bubbling with gender-neutral promise

mad heiress: a first-time investors guide to surrealist equity crowd funding

mad heiress: only the finest in surrealist topographical maps and charts

mad heiress: the vacationer's guide to swimming with bow-legged women

mad heiress: throwing shade at cd release parties since 1934

mad heiress: the big book of post-modern baroque theory

mad heiress: the brooklyn orchestra for distressed gentlewomen presents: an evening with of theremin music with cosmo batsheva

mad heiress: dandelions and marshmallows in the black suv

mad heiress: kid, this world is only gonna break your heart

mad heiress: finding the fa in la

mad heiress: facecettera

mad heiress: all idiot, no savant

mad heiress: vampire daycare

mad heiress: love, hate, and freshly laundered linens

mad heiress: nervy dickslap mamba

mad heiress: once more with the pincers

mad heiress: what we mean when we talk about defenestration

mad heiress: nicki minaj and fetty wap dating after splitting with meek mill

mad heiress: panzercrews and union brews

mad heiress: mastodons and parking tickets

mad heiress: the year of babies eating children

mad heiress: vampire sorority sluts/vampire pizza party

mad heiress: phrenological sunset

mad heiress: it was just a laugh. the face in the glass.

mad heiress: ball suck onna monkey wrench

mad heiress: death, taxes, and worn brown shoes

mad heiress: lifestyle options for the socially aggressive since 1974

mad heiress: the impact of the knish sent barrisford cartwheeling over the balcony

mad heiress: a history of emotional violence

mad heiress: black is the new black

mad heiress: coyly sipping our capri sun

mad heiress: no taxation without misrepresentation

mad heiress: bitches be posting they whole life when no one gives a fuck

mad heiress: somewhat fuzzy on the particulars

mad heiress: an elongated momentary lapse of taste

mad heiress: don't trust anyone under 80

mad heiress: we're a shapeless stone, so won't you put us in your pocket?

mad heiress: this some delicate shit

mad heiress: igniting a bonfire of communist apparatchik vanities

mad heiress: we regret to inform you that your pop-culture skills are no longer needed

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the adults dressed up as boutique superheros

mad heiress: you may now discuss your present unease

mad heiress: no country for old hens

mad heiress: never met a gimmick we didn't like

mad heiress: improving the self-esteem of terrorists since 1959

mad heiress: this one goes out to all those taciturn boys in high school who sat at the back of the class and kept their coat on

mad heiress: love song for unkempt office workers on trains

mad heiress: shoehorning identity politics into every conversation

mad heiress: bonfire of the innanities

mad heiress: requiem for a shape shifter

mad heiress: zero as a limit

mad heiress: putting tough guys on notice since 1969

mad heiress: casting off the metrics, she plunged headfirst into the empty swimming pool

mad heiress: dvring the race riots since 2018

mad heiress: in the shadow of a connecticut sex bot

mad heiress: milquetoasts on holiday

mad heiress: shy woman becomes a clown, part iv

mad heiress: sounds of bowel movements where none should be

mad heiress: the ernst ganderthaal institute for weaponized music

mad heiress: a montage of famous film montages

mad heiress: gettin' freaky on the launch pad

mad heiress: engineered to harsh your mellow

mad heiress: the running of the spigot taps, pamplona, spain

mad heiress: they've invented a new type of water: the more you drink, the thirstier you become

mad heiress: mona lisa trampstamp

mad heiress: this is for when your farts smell like they came from someone else

mad heiress: as subtle as a hammer in the teeth

mad heiress: montessori sasquatch

mad heiress: a bit of the old ultraviolence

mad heiress: an immovable feast

mad heiress: the day the muzak died, the day the canned audience laughter stopped

mad heiress: practicing random acts of senselessness since 1973

mad heiress: the mating rituals of sentient fjords

mad heiress: doctors making booty calls

mad heiress: encouraging restraint and good taste since 1997

mad heiress: you had me at "electric chair photobomb"

mad heiress: pure technique

mad heiress: parents buying girly mags

mad heiress: a banner year for fatuous gits

mad heiress: the dawn of the transsexual assassin

mad heiress: white man is the new nigger

mad heiress: hard wired to annoy

mad heiress: interviews with hungry assassins

mad heiress: embrace the body/deny the body

mad heiress: had a beer, met a guy, died

mad heiress: the year of the great facebook unfriending

mad heiress: when durham's got you down

mad heiress: jazz holes

mad heiress: oh, jejune moon!

mad heiress: buttock buzz debunked

mad heiress: go bag fuck a dick, shit knot

mad heiress: a town where every store is named deco, regardless of goods and services provided

mad heiress: barney's keening falsetto stopped the lynch mob of angry pensioners in its tracks

mad heiress: rapid-fire fashion asymmetry since 1973

mad heiress: what happens to all the music that gets lost in the space between speaker and ear?

mad heiress: when tomorrow's music is already out of fashion

mad heiress: stealing from history's remainder table since 1998

mad heiress: the real man's guide to emojis

mad heiress: gang raping swedish autocrats since 2022

mad heiress: lark at the grimdark amusement park

mad heiress: ballad of the girl who fell in love with everybody all at once

mad heiress: welcome to the graveyard scene, all you hapax legomia beat girls and drone-pilot tokyo boys

mad heiress: 1,001 ways to disagree

mad heiress: ripple effect with the nuns, 2am

mad heiress: weekends inside the threshing machine

mad heiress: this mixtape will make you friends and influence people

mad heiress: the older it gets, the better it looks

mad heiress: ask not for whom the bell twerks

mad heiress: born into it/fisting with ernesto

mad heiress: pompadour and metal jacket required

mad heiress: reflecting your tastes and opinions in ways you never dreamt possible

mad heiress: notes from a paranoid psychiatrist

mad heiress: how do you like us now?

mad heiress: confessions of an art defender

mad heiress: wanking in the dog kennel since 1991

mad heiress: on fire with disinterest, baby

mad heiress: all up in ya didjeridoo

mad heiress: old men peeing into flower vases

mad heiress: round a penny/two away/papa granny rolls

mad heiress: it's a grimdark pussy riot out there

mad heiress: the thong remains the same

mad heiress: the life and times of the havarti 6

mad heiress: initiate boyfriend destroyer sequence

mad heiress: get thee to a winery

mad heiress: crowdfunding tips for sycophants

mad heiress: because not ending your text messages with exclamation points is the texting equivalent of resting bitch face

mad heiress: risky sex or happiness?

mad heiress: honky got woke

mad heiress: vampire tanning booth/disaster, averted/primordial faggot soup

mad heiress: this is for the yellow stains on your girlfriend's underwear

mad heiress: the succession of words that made manfred a man

mad heiress: hoe down in the containment facility

mad heiress: ours is a functionally jolly vibe

mad heiress: nude roller skating parties in iraq since 1995

mad heiress: eatin' fro yo with a blow ho

mad heiress: old men, young porn

mad heiress: a pulverizing presence at office holiday parties

mad heiress: notes from a beheading

mad heiress: you had me at "hospital selfie"

mad heiress: 2 1/2 minutes to midnight

mad heiress: tits akimbo/malignant selfie

mad heiress: reducing leisure purchase anxiety since 1983

mad heiress: no helipad in sight

mad heiress: makers of the finest icelandic tequila

mad heiress: more gender transitions than you've had hot breakfasts

mad heiress: privileging the outliers since 2007

mad heiress: fellating the zeitgeist since 1975

mad heiress: mindwiping your weekends away into a gauzy blur

mad heiress: genome sequences for days

mad heiress: an evening with kitty prolix and the teasegasms

mad heiress: my dna double helix can beat up your dna double helix

mad heiress: with a personality like perforated cardboard, he held the crowd spellbound

mad heiress: 17 shades of brown

mad heiress: we weep polyester

mad heiress: madam president, she is a freak

mad heiress: hat tricks with handsome humans since 1917

mad heiress: have you shapely thighs?

mad heiress: like a woke-ass grown man eating a cold greasy porkchop in the thin light of an encroaching dawn

mad heiress: today's rebel is tomorrow's sanitation safety inspector

mad heiress: boxing the wax pout since 1922

mad heiress: at down, purvis arose and took a tan shit on a tin roof

mad heiress: his buttocks were like unkneaded dough

mad heiress: authenticity is the new narcissism

mad heiress: in today's world, there is no such thing as a non-combatant

mad heiress: if cinderella carried a shiv in her sock

mad heiress: the birth and death of my brother's wife

mad heiress: tablesauce

mad heiress: off-world yukon gold

mad heiress: you had us at "russian dash cam videos"

mad heiress: sino-american blues

mad heiress: the narcoleptic guide to big wave surfing

mad heiress: showing you how the sausage is made

mad heiress: helping shape your leisure purchases since 1989

mad heiress: the quiet people project

mad heiress: fresh fruit for rotting vegetables

mad heiress: temporary facial reassignment services since 2023 

mad heiress: the promise of the quiet girl

mad heiress: houston, we have vampires

mad heiress: cocksure certainty in the time of nueral dampening

mad heiress: celebrity truck driver apprentice

mad heiress: jocularity polarity covariance matrices 1973-1987

mad heiress: the thong remains the same

mad heiress: been woke so long it feels like down to me

mad heiress: for those about to mock, we salute you

mad heiress: losing our shit on twitter since 1975

mad heiress: 5 minutes with us and your mouth will think it's saturday night

mad heiress: the patrinomicon shuffle

mad heiress: dying masters of a trending craft

mad heiress: we haven't yet heard what you have to say, but we're offended nonetheless

mad heiress: popsicle meatstick

mad heiress: twisting your titties since 7th grade/squelchy foamers 

mad heiress: jazz forcepts/queenly poovesack

mad heiress: old guy pants/put a wiggle in your walk

mad heiress: when you work for a startup called pustule

mad heiress: i can has bloodless coup?

mad heiress: the unimportance of things

mad heiress: incident in a northern corridor

mad heiress: it's not even 8am and everyone is a douche canoe

mad heiress: makers of the finest icelandic tequilla

mad heiress: gas station yoga/three mules and half a banana

mad heiress: three parts instagram filter, four parts narcissism

mad heiress: i feel more like i do now than when i first got here

mad heiress: whistling as we slide inside the booby trapped car

mad heiress: stolen kisses, embezzled hearts/of sex, death, and mexican phonebills

mad heiress: hitting on robots since 2019

mad heiress: my dna helix can beat up your dna helix

mad heiress: a huckleberry for your thoughts

mad heiress: oh, the things i could do to your pet rock

mad heiress: lifestyle advice for today's basic bitch

mad heiress: make it 'til ya fake it

mad heiress: these are the days of living in unfinished houses

mad heiress: every single day, pre-teen rockers unlock the truth

mad heiress: an oak veneer so realistic, no one will ever tell the difference

mad heiress: like monkeys in the bank

mad heiress: old guy pants/put a wiggle in your walk

mad heiress: soft crimes & cruel music

mad heiress: this just in - nuns have delayed the ice age. again.

mad heiress: forefinger stretched skyward 

mad heiress: might as well shit ourselves

mad heiress: reactionary art installation vs. full-frontal nudity

mad heiress: from shutter to shitter in five seconds flat

mad heiress: pink flamingos of the sould

mad heiress: a young visigoth's guide to post-organic mating rituals

mad heiress: improving your signal-to-noise ratio since 1966

mad heiress: sleepovers with malevolent magicians

mad heiress: like running a marathon in someone else's jockstrap

mad heiress: tales of concern across varied terrain

mad heiress: stop thinking like a lawyer and start thinking like a freedom fighter

mad heiress: careful with that match. do you think forests grow on trees?

mad heiress: whistling as we slide inside our booby trapped car

mad heiress: from the movie that inspired the book that inspired the series that inspired the video game

mad heiress: out from betwixt garth's nethers there emerged a chocolate sandwich of frightening proportions

mad heiress: some spooning required

mad heiress: you had us at "surrealist culture wars"

mad heiress: requiem for a shapeshifter
mad heiress: the under-documented life is not worth Iiving

mad heiress: rendezvous in a meat packing plant

mad heiress: this is sparta. unless it isn't.

mad heiress: making facebook safe again for dissenting opinions

mad heiress: lazy sunday fatwha/pseudonyms for euphemisms

mjad heiress: a double shot of the stuff/through a kangaroo, darkly

mad heiress: hell is other people. in spandex.

mad heiress: only the finest in post-organic torch songs

mad heiress: greetings from club bobo

mad heiress: party at a rich guy's house

mad heiress: appealing to the needs surrealist middle america since 2019

mad heiress: bazzingthwaite contortion principles: an illustrated study

mad heiress: massaging the optics with zesty aplomb

mad heiress: because lou ferrigno demands it of you

mad heiress: acrid scents in close proximity

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the yoga-loving basic white bitches

mad heiress: we get along with numbers just fine

mad heiress: red lips at night in a car

mad heiress: electric boogaloo cha-cha & the mystery knickers 

mad heiress: throwing shade since 1863

mad heiress: lazy sunday fatwa

mad heiress: pseudonyms for pseudonyms

mad heiress: because tilda swinton and cate blanchett are the same person

mad heiress: mulatto vampire marimba chorus line

mad heiress: learning to cope with the narcissism of small objects

mad heiress: answering the question "what does outer space smell like?"

mad heiress: the shape of things that come

mad heiress: this monkey's in luv

mad heiress: a most dark lark

mad heiress: ethically sourced crack cocaine

mad heiress: why does your finger smell like dried lemming?

mad heiress: like semen on the mustache on your sunday school teacher/like a velvet-gloved fist fuck in zero g

mad heiress: curating your playlist since 1917

mad heiress: now with 37% more chalk

mad heiress: cool mcswain/total aftershock

mad heiress: squirrelly octotraps for the asymmetrically inclined

mad heiress: moldy rioteers in waiting

mad heiress: heavy duty toggle action

mad heiress: taking the fun out of creativity since 1997

mad heiress: speaker freaking since 1903

mad heiress: colliding with table edges since 1978

mad heiress: confessions of a mountebank manque

mad heiress: raga in the moshpit

mad heiress: bandit queen vs. selfie queen

mad heiress: steeped in extraneous lore

mad heiress: bearded men hunched over macbooks: a photographic survey of today's music scene

mad heiress: does this hoodie make me look like a rapist?

mad heiress: it is better to have a hen tomorrow than to have an egg today

mad heiress: on the day of your birth, this world became an irreversible shitshow

mad heiress: uncertain men in narrow corridors: 1945-1997

mad heiress: addicted to everything

mad heiress: careful with that match. do you think forests grow on trees?

mad heiress: coma starshine and the society wastrels/joseph and the amazing technicolor gomstick

mad heiress: stolen kisses, embezzled hearts/of sex & death & mexican phonebills

mad heiress: the jazz scat doomsday device

mad heiress: cherynobl bikini contest

mad heiress: "venus in furs" on repeat during our white urban personal crisis

mad heiress: passing your cultural litmus test with flying colors since 1997

mad heiress: celebrating the quixotic anti-hero since 1982

mad heiress: bloomy oaters

mad heiress: have gender issues, will travel

mad heiress: never met a surrealist peepshow we didn't like

mad heiress: taciturn teens vs the bax wot pout patrol

mad heiress: pissing in your pork pie hat since 1906

mad heiress: mathilda takes a lover

mad heiress: b2b applet of the gods

mad heiress: dance you translucent fuckers

mad heiress: through a kangaroo, darkly

mad heiress: lullaby for a shock-headed peter

mad heiress: giving alice b toklas the ol' surrealist reacharound since 1912

mad heiress: held aloft in unlikely places

mad heiress: porcine autistic newscaster #677

mad heiress: bringing our own food to restaurants since 2004

mad heiress: adrift in the streets of a wantonly changing city

mad heiress: pink flamingo of the soul

mad heiress: possible artifacts of data biases in the recent global surface warming hiatus

mad heiress: robot chanteuse

mad heiress: www.girlswithspoons.com

mad heiress: mastering the b2b applet that could break the very fabric of the time-space continuum

mad heiress: where were you the day jesus masturbated?

mad heiress: carpathian sweetheart

mad heiress: 7,234 ways to say nothing

mad heiress: harpsichord accompaniment for days/turn left at the flute solo

mad heiress: cigarette butt in your omelette

mad heiress: digital feedbag/urine thief

mad heiress: diagnosing your narcissism from afar

mad heiress: gettin' freaky with the i ching since 1969

mad heiress: click clack, bitch

mad heiress: hooligan nightstick

mad heiress: medics dressed as gunmen storm military compound and heal wounded soldiers in a blitzkrieg medical offensive

mad heiress: thongs on midgets, part iv

mad heiress: hate reading shakespeare since 1932

mad heiress: of horse genitals and men

mad heiress: larking about in the sudatenland

mad heiress: this pipe bomb kills fascists

mad heiress: one-woman orgy in a two-horse town

mad heiress: lording our cultural credibility over you in the record store

mad heiress: the comedy of terrors

mad heiress: starred and dreaming in the sunshine underwear factory

mad heiress: sapping your virility since 2034

mad heiress: atavistic laundry servicesmad heiress: minimum effort, maximum impact

mad heiress: seasons of irrepressible artifice/surrealist on the dance floor/my flatulence dies with me

mad heiress: swing low, sweet harlot

mad heiress: making love to your mustache since 2007

mad heiress: history shall henceforth know you as "butter pants"

mad heiress: charting the career trajectory of degenerates in the american southwest 1947-1968mad heiress: just another feral 

mad heiress: just another feral department store santa claus

mad heiress: marmalade needs no explanation

mad heiress: exhausting our single good idea

mad heiress: elaborate stratagems for eating beef jerky

mad heiress: a backdrop so serene/all our meantimes turn to creme

mad heiress: bunglark's dream, if one could call it that, was to lick the rim of every toilet seat in the greater metropolitan chicago area

mad heiress: mobile absurdist solutions since 1974

mad heiress: changing the face of beauty, one facial tick at a time

mad heiress: gettin' the band back together

mad heiress: takin' out the trash with luis bunuel

mad heiress: will entertain unreasonable offers

mad heiress: uncertain adventures in lumpy inner space

mad heiress: ...for the masters said it so

mad heiress: your voice. an old familiar songbird. recalled from days long ago. 

mad heiress: like a surrealist eustace tilley

mad heiress: another season of furtive electronics

mad heiress: with all the poise of flaming shit on a log

mad heiress: beat's so lonely at the top

mad heiress: it's nothing a good sanding won't fix

mad heiress: life's rich pageant of facial tics

mad heiress: behaving like imbiciles because the narrative demands it of us

mad heiress: starfucked among the espadrils

mad heiress: trolling when we met you, acting the fool

mad heiress: we've got an acerbic 'zine and we're not afraid to use it/pussy punk protest

mad heiress: it takes two to make a thing go wrong

mad heiress: call girl cocaine riot

mad heiress: putting on our little girl panties since 1853

mad heiress: kerfuffle in a cotton candy factory

mad heiress: mistaking a flamethrower for a blow dryer

mad heiress: door-to-door vampire mulatto ice cream salesman

mad heiress: distracted by our own nudity

mad heiress: what color is your ball gag?

mad heiress: a retinue of albino princoxes

mad heiress: all your petrologists are belong to us/i can has facial reconstruction surgery?

mad heiress: calling "shotgun" since 1623

mad heiress: a series of discrete units in repose

mad heiress: bosoms on the shoreline since 1912

mad heiress: a shower, a hypo, and a hot towel for the weary traveler since 1929

mad heiress: donut mystery bot/montague and the shit shiners/shecky and his womany holes

mad heiress: you require further evidence?

mad heiress: this lucky sinner survived the aircrash

mad heiress: bones on the pavement

mad heiress: of artifice and torn lace

mad heiress: you can send out three semi-cocked Italian gardeners and four mediterranean oysters 

mad heiress: that 5am car alarm feeling

mad heiress: show me a detective who hadn't been knocked out and stuffed in a trunk and i'll show you a decadent martian

mad heiress: waiting for a sign from ourselves

mad heiress: happy meals and bulletproof backpacks

mad heiress: point reactors towards the sun! our hearts must simply be more informed!

mad heiress: hardwired to lack certainty

mad heiress: short rides on fast trains with girls who don't speak my language

mad heiress: giving it away. we're just giving it away.

mad heiress: all the birds made a flight plan straight to you

mad heiress: dance you interplanetary fuckers

mad heiress: love is war

mad heiress: where human intimacy is the absolute last resort

mad heiress: the last extant stable society

mad heiress: interrogating your white privilege for you so you don't have to

mad heiress: it's like the 60s never happened
mad heiress: came for the japes, stayed for the panegyrics

mad heiress: tony danza's on the run

mad heiress: finessing the power grid for your pleasure
mad heiress: our athletic cup runneth over
mad heiress: a face like a wet wednesday afternoon, a face like an old brown shoe, a face only god could love
mad heiress: the seven habits of effective corpses

mad heiress: forgotten as soon its thought
mad heiress: embracing tight corners and sharp edges
mad heiress: because you only get one chance to make a final impression

mad heiress: our words drift quietly into inconsequence
mad heiress: failing to fill the void in your heart since 2012
mad heiress: giggle suppression kits are on sale now in the lobby
mad heiress: we keep going, alone together
mad heiress: where art and morality refuse to intersect
mad heiress: an unleashed flying buttress of cultural criticism
mad heiress: filling your mind with jelly and charge beams since 1966
mad heiress: don't sweat the big stuff
mad heiress: this is what happens when a meteor speaks to itself
mad heiress: putting the sis in your boom since 1968
mad heiress: bringing super-powered ennui to your computer since 1916
mad heiress: a banner year for the jejune gravity wasters
mad heiress: ridding communication of its context since 1978
mad heiress: stocking back pain medication on the bottom shelf since 1986
mad heiress: still reeling from the bikini app blowback 
mad heiress: living life on a leash since 1985
mad heiress: a brief history of brief histories

mad heiress: the menu the table the knife the waiter
mad heiress: codename: cranberry zero
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of cognitive dissonance 
mad heiress: pottery in motion
mad heiress: where it's always "yabba dabba doo time"
mad heiress: celebrating the minimally exceptional since 1929
mad heiress: putting all our faith in facial hair
mad heiress: you’ll dance when the music’s over

mad heiress: papa's got a brand new colostomy bag
mad heiress: picking our nose in front of an open window since 11:30am
mad heiress: you had us at “full disclosure”
mad heiress: rise and shine and burn down your life

mad heiress: attack of the corpulent robots
mad heiress: giving you the full bronte since 1893 
mad heiress: but will it play in peoria?
mad heiress: where the mild things are
mad heiress: you say plagarism, we say similarity
mad heiress: with the virility of 1,000 dying suns

mad heiress: an attache case filled with fungi
mad heiress: naming our first child hostile life form
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of juvenile saturnalia
mad heiress: we'll take up any kind of bleak exchange
mad heiress: this one goes out to all the angry male music bloggers
mad heiress: leading that riotous parade of conflicting impulses inside you
mad heiress: too illegit to quit
mad heiress: telling jokes at the sky's expense since 1988
mad heiress: tonight i'm gonna party like it’s a.d. 5336
mad heiress: apartheid follies
mad heiress: 1977 vs. 1983
mad heiress: offering the very best social media advice from 1947
mad heiress: a new jersey turnpike state of mind
mad heiress: this little life of mine
mad heiress: working feverishly to catalog the index of threats, real and imagined
mad heiress: pissing in the gene pool every chance we get
mad heiress: unveiling the unibrow club for women
mad heiress: shaggy basslines for the partially deaf
mad heiress: like a rock and roll large hadron collider
mad heiress: the finest in pan-seasonal personal defense wear for the elegantly dispossessed since 2021
mad heiress: introducing troubling inconsistencies into your own personal narrative since 2004
mad heiress: camped outside the paywall of the website of our life
mad heiress: starvation and suffering also get you high
mad heiress: untroubled by the limits of good taste since 1962
mad heiress: wholly untroubled by considerations of taste or decorum
mad heiress: esquire sombrero quality assurance since 1932
mad heiress: criminally underrated by the masses
mad heiress: referencing werner herzog at the office water cooler and getting absolutely nothing in response
mad heiress: transplaining it to you since 2012
mad heiress: terpsichorean cool-down. parts i-iv
mad heiress: making polarizing identity politics fun again
mad heiress: look out--bellies!
mad heiress: doin’ the eva braun boogie

mad heiress: punk rock violist
mad heiress: i know why the caged sexbot sings
mad heiress: and so the stars fell on alabama, in a kind of apoplectic beat box frenzy
mad heiress: drinking binky’s ashes
mad heiress: destroying the dream of greatness from within
mad heiress: today’s dank meme stash is tomorrow’s dad joke
mad heiress: nippling up your instagram feed since 1979

mad heiress: barcelona's just a dream, henry. just a dream.

mad heiress: hunting down and eradicating authenticity wherever we may find it
mad heiress: baby’s into this baby’s into that
mad heiress: when wearing a mask, tell the truth, when unmasked, tell only lies
mad heiress: unkempt, hairy, improvisational, analog, inefficient
mad heiress: what's in your squawkbox?
mad heiress: my life as a baroque jetpack designer/my life as a chinese light junkie/my life as a the pencil factory foreman
mad heiress: love advice for nubile botanists since 1988
mad heiress: of sweatbands and synthesizers
mad heiress: the day trader and the octopus
mad heiress: of dreamcatchers and rayguns
mad heiress: sandinista in the tanning salon
mad heiress: a library of woke tones
mad heiress: in the right light, you look positively dyspeptic
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a blancmange
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble god's hanky
mad heiress: in the right light, you resemble a jakartanese civil war
mad heiress: a single girl’s guide to spontaneous combustion
mad heiress: purveyors of the finest gassy hokum south of the mason-dixon line.
mad heiress: encouraging you in your delusion of authenticity
mad heiress: tearing up whenever we enter the food court
mad heiress: practice random acts of stankness
mad heiress: mastering the art of the helsinki dry sex rub
mad heiress: no cultural institution unsullied
mad heiress: all basic bitches shall be shot at dawn
mad heiress: the dildo in your icebox
mad heiress: the paraplegics guide to self pleasure
mad heiress: the scorpion in your didgeridoo
mad heiress: torpedo juice running down your thigh, it's a vibe thing
mad heiress: sand all up in your comfort egg
mad heiress: in love with things that go "beep"
mad heiress: a penicillin shot in the dark
mad heiress: where farts meet funk
mad heiress: psychotropic hypotoxin in your latte
mad heiress: "i never gave up on love," sexbot owner says
mad heiress: how i stopped worrying and learned to love the balm
mad heiress: where small talk goes to die 
mad heiress: conjunction junction, what's your dysfunction?
mad heiress: candy corn is actually carl sandburg's teeth
mad heiress: a penchant for florid and campy communications arising from our common academic backgrounds and shared latina-x sensibilities 
mad heiress: reamed outside the whole foods, but in a good way
mad heiress: foul binary robot
mad heiress: making a mess of your tinder profile since 1978
mad heiress: scripting the flip
mad heiress: fairy tales for a post-truth world
mad heiress: putting the “ish” in “ish” since 2016
mad heiress: this is your mind on steroids 
mad heiress: without life, music would be a mistake
mad heiress: envying you your fugue state
mad heiress: ghostballbusters
mad heiress: disorganized crime
mad heiress: preliminary titties
mad heiress: dismantling all known systems of beauty
mad heiress: ushering in a new era of european oils
mad heiress: taking the fun out of sexbots since 2015
mad heiress: the mercedes benz of alienation
mad heiress: waging war on your haircut
mad heiress: are you prepared to accept gwenyth paltrow as your lord and your savior?
mad heiress: what's in your bandoleer?
mad heiress: the necessary arrangement of words to elicit the intended emotional response
mad heiress: which is the yin and which is the yang?
mad heiress: data picnic in the year zero
mad heiress: jazzin’ with the albatross
mad heiress: in possession of a dirty preschool secret
mad heiress: just another wednesday morning orgiastic rite of passage
mad heiress: dank cyst at your bachelorette party

mad heiress: no shits given for all the love stories that never were
mad heiress: the unfolding ecstacy of paperwork in triplicate
mad heiress: a sublime ballet of requisition forms
mad heiress: hiding our gold in plundered artworks since 2022
mad heiress: a beautific dervish of indemnity waivers in triplicate

mad heiress: enacting a sincerity tax on every interaction we participate in
mad heiress: car bumper sticker: “it’s a burst of telepathic goblin energy, not a choice”
mad heiress: erstwhile information specialists for you and yours
mad heiress: improbable haptogoblins are go!
mad heiress: raising the eyebrows of the highbrows since 1937
mad heiress: totally obsessed with being obsessed right now
mad heiress: the trace amount of stool on the rim of your coffee cup
mad heiress: because rome wasn't debased in a day
mad heiress: uncaging the heater when you talk that talk
mad heiress: the loneliness of the late-night gas station
mad heiress: nothing to say, 10,000 ways to say it
mad heiress: hear shapes, eat light, dance maps
mad heiress: sexing up sesame street since 1982
mad heiress: that lone voice in the wilderness, crying out "ethically-sourced hand cream!"
mad heiress: love affairs with unreliable narrators
mad heiress: the future wears pantaloons
mad heiress: confessions of a nazi feng shui consultant
mad heiress: cobalt all up in yer knickers

mad heiress: haunted by vague parking lot feelings we cannot name
mad heiress: 53% more likely to feel like a rapist when wearing a hoodie
mad heiress: helping you find ways to avoid eating your own waste since 1964
mad heiress: trolling you from deep below the sea bed
mad heiress: honkies with agendas since 1977
mad heiress: it's like blinking with your eyes closed
mad heiress: attack of the brooklyn stay-at-home hipster dads
mad heiress: to bodily go where no man has gone before
mad heiress: words kindly request that we stop having our way with them
mad heiress: espousing the joys of zero-gravity circumcision
mad heiress: wig brawl on the f train, 7:33am
mad heiress: suicide by proxy
mad heiress: all our character witnesses are drunkards from the slums
mad heiress: topical, like acne
mad heiress: encouraging the minimally exceptional since 1929
mad heiress: bringing back the three-martini birthing ceremony
mad heiress: providing surrealist customer service initiatives to fortune 500 companies since 2019
mad heiress: charting the iconography of gay saints
mad heiress: panglossian porn for an off-world dustup

mad heiress: suicide's just a soggy triscuit

mad heiress: at no time did our eyes meet and a connection grown
mad heiress: the contrarian thrill of pronouncing acronyms as words
mad heiress: working at the us patent office so we can describe bad ideas as being "patently absurd"
mad heiress: throw out all existing myths and invent new ones
mad heiress: huguenot reacharound
mad heiress: stealing your songs and singing them back to you since 1968
mad heiress: trafficking in fist pumping alienation for the masses since 2008
mad heiress: decriminalizing the desexualization of sex since 1974
mad heiress: so much effort required in order to accomplish so little
mad heiress: put my thing down flip it and reverse it
mad heiress: where pathos meets bathos
mad heiress: ransacking the universe for ideas
mad heiress: frank talk of ladies' unmentionables
mad heiress: the bro-dude alienation project
mad heiress: wwiii begins with a rick roll
mad heiress: handjob in the confessional

mad heiress: love is a disenchanted melody
mad heiress: sexing up your brand awareness since 1921
mad heiress: dulcet tones from frayed tongues

mad heiress: what if your life were a party to which nobody came?
mad heiress: a banjo in every ice cream parlor
mad heiress: my life as an npr rock critic 
mad heiress: faking our suicide by killing our avatar
mad heiress: so many marios in mexico
mad heiress: kill your cabbage
mad heiress: cornering the market on cabbage-scented air fresheners
mad heiress: answering the question “if sitting down and shutting up is not what we want straight white men to do, what is it we want from them?"
mad heiress: writing the fat albert origin story
mad heiress: hijacking your reward system since 1963
mad heiress: in which werner earns his wings
mad heiress: rewriting the politics of excess

mad heiress: plagiarizing from ourselves since 1972
mad heiress: the black eyed peas reduce us to an emotional wreck. there, we said it. 
mad heiress: not lost, choosing to disappear
mad heiress: the latest in a series of savage atonal thrusts
mad heiress: raise your hand if you find cohen brothers films irritating
mad heiress: new rules for music- mickey rourke must guest rap on one song on every rock album, and do so in a faux jamaican patois
mad heiress: leading the charge in the daily assault upon your senses
mad heiress: giving america the nudge it needs to implode
mad heiress: putting whitey on the ropes since 2017
mad heiress: north korea's answer to britney spears
mad heiress: overheard at the viking shareholder meeting: “gnashing of teeth and lamentations of women are up 17% this quarter”
mad hieress: fellating your money in ways you never imagined possible
mad heiress: if you think ignorance is expensive, try an ivy league degree!
mad heiress: the body says “no”
mad heiress: next in a long line of debauched hollywood jank n’ thrash
mad heiress: designing art installations that intentionally injure the viewing public since 1983
mad heiress : bringing smexy back to medium security prisons since 1972
mad heiress: three cheers for the steam fist futurists
mad heiress: this is for when you feel like a thong in the crack of america
mad heiress: as appealing as a wet fart in the bath
mad heiress: three cheers for the nutley headshark
mad heiress: a whale lip syncs at your office holiday party
mad heiress: i shat the sheriff, but i didn’t shit the deputy
mad heiress: arch nemesis vs arch dioese

mad heiress: sex is cool, but have you ever descended a spiral staircase, never to be seen again?
mad heiress: the finest in contrarian trolling
mad heiress: fin de siecle buttocks
mad heiress: a new high watermark in cultural disobedience
mad heiress: huntresses on the mend
mad heiress: robot trombone

mad heiress: karma karma chameleon police

mad heiress: bob, carol, ted, alice, bonnie, and clyde
mad heiress: sombreros for women since 1947
mad heiress: using the phrase "context collapse" to excuse our behavior 
mad heiress: higher expectations through medicated living
mad heiress: van rides for men
mad heiress: imagine the unimaginable, reimagined

mad heiress: born to be posthumous
mad heiress: low-impact erotic dancing since 1973
mad heiress: ants in our pants since 1914

mad heiress: "but it's artisinally sourced," she replies, a hint of confusion in her voice
mad heiress: the simulated waitress vs the robot who wouldn't fuck
mad heiress: the nip slip that changed the world
mad heiress: fat rascal reacharound

mad heiress: voted best mouthfeel of any surrealist fashion site three years in a row

mad heiress: the bed the party the actor the letter

mad heiress: the moon and the maladies

mad heiress: digging our grave one polish limerick at a time

mad heiress: asking amnesiacs for driving directions since 1972

mad heiress: 'make america great again' vs 'allahu akbar' 
mad heiress: lament of the mannish woman

mad heiress: finger on the barrel of fully charged raygun

mad heiress: winning the darwin award year after year

mad heiress: palling around on meteor beach, 1958

mad heiress: campaigning on the ""balloon for every skyport"" platform

mad heiress: radio-friendly anthems ready to rock since 1976
mad heiress: emotion-based science 

mad heiress: the era of speaking is finally over

mad heiress: built on bluff, built on trust

mad heiress: tarantula affidavit 

mad heiress: undressing like glassy eyed strangers

mad heiress: where leisure and civic duty collide

mad heiress: elevating pearl clutching to an art form

mad heiress: war is just politics by other means

mad heiress: when you think of love do you think of pain?

mad heiress: valerie reads and the despair gets bleaker
mad heiress: cuckold me, daddyo

mad heiress: shamanistic ceremony beads vs. limited tactical nuclear missile strike
mad heiress: your very own hi-tech panglossian nightmare

mad heiress: karma karma chameleon police

mad heiress: plague of locusts in your medicine cabinet

mad heiress: doubling down on doubling down since 2007

mad heiress: shill for us, deadeye
mad heiress: ersatz deaf sex cannonball

mad heiress: stenciling our way into your heart

mad heiress: all things must pass. gas.

mad heiress: what about god's origin story?

mad heiress: the save game of your life is incompatible with this latest life update

mad heiress: shock and aww shucks

mad heiress: grew up in the arcade

mad heiress: staying out of love for as long as we can

mad heiress: greetings from cookie mcshamus and the swimming pool q

mad heiress: all white women suffer from stockholm syndrome

mad heiress: in praise of abandoned pianos in derelict buildings

mad heiress: fighting the future one greatest hits album at a time
mad heiress: look at a needle long enough and you’ll find the haystack

mad heiress: as so many of them do, she let the mustache go to her head

mad heiress: still carrying your books to school
mad heiress: 30 seconds over tokyo 

mad heiress: here's hoping we die with our friends in a forest

mad heiress: serving up homespun wisdom that's full of shit

mad heiress: 0% of white men in suits find us funny 

mad heiress: those who write "whilst" can fuck right off

mad heiress: all literary country singers must look like lyle lovett

mad heiress: you playing you in your afterlife

mad heiress: under a pepsi moon

mad heiress: the socialite's impenitent gaze

mad heiress: living and thriving in the sneaker economy

mad heiress: cliff hangers with no hope. soap operas with no soap.

mad heiress: time travel tips for the accident prone

mad heiress: just because its true doesn't mean you have to believe it

mad heiress: eee eye eee eye o

mad heiress: the new new normal
mad heiress: helping philosophers shit the bed since 1979

mad heiress: we still have your teeth in the attic
mad heiress: bowels in or out?

mad heiress: confusion done right

mad heiress: prospering in the wicky wacky woo

mad heiress: the meaning of "fuck me over" changes significantly when heard on a walkie-talkie

mad heiress: where flim flam meets shim sham

mad heiress: anthems in search of songs

mad heiress: the internet of trees

mad heiress: ...finding ourselves crushed by the dumbwaiter

mad heiress: an architect embraces the syringe of life

mad heiress: on a first name basis with all this city's kangaroos 

mad heiress: eating powdered donuts in the shower
mad heiress: haikus about gin soaked one-armed russian ombudsmen in outer space
mad heiress: so much depends upon a red sexbot

mad heiress: class warfare is our foundation

mad heiress: voted best angry lesbian vigilante knitting 'zine six years running

mad heiress: all the hits that never were

mad heiress: but where are all the bodies that should be lining the side of the road?

mad heiress: upending perfection is our business
mad heiress: if only herman goering had been a hairdresser

mad heiress: in every man's mind, his mother has a vagina made of glass

mad heiress: where gender is just a state of mind, yo

mad heiress: count on us to do the right thing after we've tried everything else

mad heiress: where the look is 48 hrs from now
mad heiress: deploying the bayonets as we advance alongside the legendary freikorp semi-nude alpine regiment
mad heiress: daddy's lil’ surrealist 

mad heiress: like peanut butter but without the peanut and the butter

mad heiress: our money's on the mime

mad heiress: tracey and his three bonfires. macgregor and his loincloth. panicked dash. ned kelly improvised armor.

mad heiress: tasting muscle as she painted your face

mad heiress: putting you at the business end of our johnson since 1968

mad heiress: the website that makes its own gravy

mad heiress: the disappointed disco mystic's ball

mad heiress: 233 of the world's least helpful analogies

mad heiress: existence, untethered

mad heiress: banging on the tin drum

mad heiress: accidental right-wing fetish object doll

mad heiress: secret lovechild of orson welles and marquis de sade

mad heiress: no longer answering to the nickname of "hot stinky"

mad heiress: total ellipsis of the heart

mad heiress: the high school musical that never was

mad heiress: beauty fails to save the world and fails to tear it apart 

mad heiress: make america semi-literate again

mad heiress: there is no such thing as a girl butler!

mad heiress: we were touchers long before we ever loved

mad heiress: using autotune unironically since 2003

mad heiress: you must remember this

mad heiress: plain songs for the luminous bipeds

mad heiress: still grinning when we hit the ground

mad heiress: ushering in the age of the solar-powered nuclear power plant

mad heiress: making triscuits edgy again

mad heiress: duck and sally inside

mad heiress: the first in a series of wildly divergent personal histories
mad heiress: obtuse in all the right places

mad heiress: rogue sexbot at cambridge analytica

mad heiress: treat me like a tennis pro (and other ambiguous requests)
mad heiress: in all songs, a place for mexican trumpets

mad heiress: every philosopher is the philosopher of unruliness
mad heiress: massaging the limits of the force-appropriate response
mad heiress: in bed with rumpole, and other poems

mad heiress: squid pro, bro

mad heiress: heaven and hell are just words

mad heiress: at 6, you robbed a bank

mad heiress: the moon looks down and laughs

mad heiress: a single idea repeated until it is new again

mad heiress: nowhere to go but sideways

mad heiress: still holding onto that 4th grade feeling

mad heiress: where summer's victims lay strewn upon the lawn

mad heiress: activate hyperjump ultra resting bitch face

mad heiress: undead flower assassin claps back at haters on instagram

mad heiress: america fucks its guns, part vii

mad heiress: surprisingly, we find ourselves on fire

mad heiress: the crooked thin lopsided smile that announces your intentions

mad heiress: dancing vs exploding

mad heiress: of circus clowns and extra-marital affairs

mad heiress: because stevie nicks demands it of you

mad heiress: where true north points south

mad heiress: wearing out our welcome after 90 seconds 

mad heiress: wearing our galoshes to work every day of the year

mad heiress: we laughed until our teeth exploded

mad heiress: failing every captcha test we encounter

mad heiress: filling the vacancies inside unsuspecting hearts since 2022

mad heiress: saying 'yes' to mayhem since 1926

mad heiress: voted best albino hoverparty since 2017

mad heiress: bottling up every unrealized dream. but then what?

mad heiress: time doesn't mean as much as we think it does

mad heiress: 20,000 bones calling out to you

mad heiress: pray pray for the sad sad girl

mad heiress: with our emotions on shuffle play

mad heiress: actions without purpose 1933-1967

mad heiress: remorse code

mad heiress: candy clowns and rayguns

mad heiress: the secret life of eccetera

mad heiress: portnoy's sitar blissout

mad heiress: clicksy clicksy fixxybeats

mad heiress: we can remember it for you wholesale

mad heiress: with my big dead eyes lost in yours

mad heiress: existentialist dope sniffing dog for hire

mad heiress: ...and then there were none

mad heiress: uninventing language since 2013

mad heiress: back to save the universe again

mad heiress: forgetting every lesson we ever learned

mad heiress: perfecting the art of the surrealist force-appropriate response

mad heiress: the original hot priest cop procedural

mad heiress: tourist in your own life?

mad heiress: vampire on the dance floor, baltimore 1992

mad heiress: what people in hell really want is ice water

mad heiress: imposter syndrome at birth

mad heiress: morality plays for amoral people

mad heiress: like an eight-eyed spy in the house of love

mad heiress: 700 ways to talk about falling down

mad heiress: the best movie fight scenes are those scribbled on post-it notes and shown in stop motion

mad heiress: dreaming of the day the pacific ocean is a single floating mass of plastic

mad heiress: post-organically sentimental

mad heiress: pinkerton panty raid

mad heiress: fox in the box

mad heiress: when only the finest in punk rock sock puppets will do

mad heiress: larking under a gibbous moon

mad heiress: dying onstage since 1991

mad heiress: because backup singers have plans of their own

mad heiress: engaged in the gleeful destruction of valuable things

mad heiress: sexbot comedy troupe

mad heiress: hate crime vs dandelion field

mad heiress: because you have a special plan for this world

mad heiress: the miracle of doing the same thing twice

mad heiress: forever trapped in the never ending now

mad heiress: armageddon. this beautiful tree.

mad heiress: the empty chair at the breakfast table

mad heiress: throwing $100 bills out the window

mad heiress: 101 meaningless parables

mad heiress: when noisy cats are on the howl

mad heiress: love songs for slow normals

mad heiress: if i only do what makes sense, what use am i?

mad heiress: burdenpubble

mad heiress: robot job loss apocalypse

mad heiress: where eyehole meets earhole

mad heiress: this one goes out to the wives who support their husband's shitty indie rock bands

mad heiress: doin' the internment camp shuffle

mad heiress: voted best car alarm sound three years in a row

mad heiress: fresh like day old bread/trustworthy like gas station sushi

mad heiress: rap battle in the parking lot, 5pm

mad heiress: his cleft chin knew no bounds

mad heiress: in which human nudity fails to survive instagram

mad heiress: the freedom of disinformation act

mad heiress: a figure walks beside you

mad heiress: this isn't a poem about sex

mad heiress: existence, untethered

mad heiress: the high school musical that never was

mad heiress: seeing vs being seen

mad heiress: our juju is public nuisancery

mad heiress: your thoughtfully constructed personal identity is a sham

mad heiress: your source for elaborate stratagems to avoid saying the letter 'q'

mad heiress: your mid-week surrealist pick me up

mad heiress: where wildly divergant personal histories collide

mad heiress: summer song for luminous bipeds

mad heiress: funereal giggles

mad heiress: sex, like all other forms of revenge, is best served cold

mad heiress: where politics and art duke it out every fortnight

mad heiress: wednesday evenings with the bonesaw

mad heiress: is it still possible to become a butler?

mad heiress: 101 maxims on acid

mad heiress: the tacit understanding that the sky can no longer be blue

mad heiress: wonder twin powers, form of a cocaine wonderland

mad heiress: dildo and the billfolds

mad heiress: a discomfort that hints of existential hives

mad heiress: make america dyspeptic again

mad heiress: virile corpse

mad heiress: adventures with a dwarf in paris

mad heiress: raindrops on rocket launchers

mad heiress: uzi in the jacuzzi

mad heiress: tater. tomater. incubator. 

mad heiress: feed bag for the soul

mad heiress: make america jejune again

mad heiress: middle-aged white men free rhyming in drag

mad heiress: befriending blind girls in ice cream parlors

mad heiress: doxing the dead

mad heiress: 225 of the least helpful analogies ever written

mad heiress: hair like elvis, thoughts like jesus vs hair like jesus, thoughts like elvis

mad heiress: as subtle as drinking a bottle of nyquil in zero gravity

mad heiress: dance contests for ghosts

mad heiress: deliver us, towtruck

mad heiress: elevating perversity to an artform

mad heiress: music about life. music for life.

mad heiress: seeing just how many times we can use the words "authenticity" and "intentionality" in a conversation

mad heiress: where tragic comedy is only a heartbeat way

mad heiress: in which god quits his day job and moves to new york city

mad heiress: remainder table for unwanted cultural icons

mad heiress: rewriting the script of our own lives to include more car chases and space station battle sequences

mad heiress: the bestest songs haven't been written yet

mad heiress: wastelanded, baby

mad heiress: still flirting with the imp of the perverse

mad heiress: our target is nothing less than america itself

mad heiress: kind hands await you at restful oblivion acres retirement home

mad heiress: your absurdist go-to when things get woolly

mad heiress: this one goes put to the dudes who have trouble pissing when a stranger stands beside them in a public urinal

mad heiress: with taluah fucking bankhead by your side

mad heiress: 13th-century etching/22nd-century mind

mad heiress: crowdfunding forgotten icons since 1967

mad heiress: you never forget your first firing squad

mad heiress: schooling you on the true meaning of flatulence since 1992

mad heiress: bloody noses darken so fast

mad heiress: even our dreams are derivative

mad heiress: our vision still imperfect, a malady we chalk up to too much intravenous cocaine

mad heiress: nothing less than the dirty quintessence of articulated experience

mad heiress: “the urge to destroy is also a creative urge”

mad heiress: this is for when your thoughts are woven like organza

mad heiress: adventures in phase array switcharoos

mad heiress: naked and ashamed,  but still foxy

mad heiress: naughty like a helicopter

mad heiress: are we good enough to gain admittance to the garden?

mad heiress: diamonds on our gomstick

mad heiress: pratfalls in improvised explosive device

mad heiress: fake plastic wolves

mad heiress: satire for the post-satire era 

mad heiress: names in search of faces

mad heiress: what's funnier, life or death?

mad heiress: ushering in a new era of janky hipster porn

mad heiress: lugging our balls along with us wherever we must go, like a sack of sex potatoes

mad heiress: the dowager duchess of disaster

mad heiress: father taught us to kill the sunflower

mad heiress: virtue signalling to sociopaths since 2003

mad heiress: saved a drowning man mainly for the facebook likes

mad heiress: east of andromeda, west of never

mad heiress: "america america is killing its youth" sings ghost rider

mad heiress: splash of urine on expensive trouser leg

mad heiress: a tremendous fear of being given too much food

mad heiress: arm wrestling the worlds weakest men

mad heiress: where perversity meets minty fresh breath

mad heiress: masturbating to airline disasters since 1992

mad heiress: where the poor catch up to the rich

mad heiress: the architecture of tin town

mad heiress: as subtle as clowns on acid

mad heiress: exiled to the planet of grow-together caterpillar eyebrows

mad heiress: dipped inside the metal tank and covered in terror juice

mad heiress: robot buddhist priest

mad heiress: be the indifference you seek

mad heiress: the very best finnish samba music played by reformed felons

mad heiress: champagne cork in the eye

mad heiress: me and satan got a good thing going

mad heiress: where pageantry meets terror

mad heiress: education is bad for america

mad heiress: natural's not in it

mad heiress: of mice and menses/no country for old menses

mad heiress: dinky motherfucking dao

mad heiress: armitage, barrow and trap. surrealist attorneys at law.

mad heiress: floating downstream in a sea of our own filth

mad heiress: based on an untrue story

mad heiress: hey joe, where you going with that crypto currency stick in your hand?

mad heiress: helping you score valuable social victimhood since 2018

mad heiress: freak hot italian summer

mad heiress: optimism is over-rated

mad heiress: confessions in the  life of a swivel head

mad heiress: caught in the thick of thin things

mad heiress: our lunchbox is a sandwich short

mad heiress: poisoning your kids so you don't have to

mad heiress: smearing our cell walls with feces since 1985

mad heiress: surrealist blue plate special

mad heiress: making the world a more interconnected place is a terrible idea

mad heiress: how do you make dead people eat their breakfast?

mad heiress: teenage kicks all through the night

mad heiress: fat shaming sexbots since 2023

mad heiress: fouling up your inbox since 1967

mad heiress: guarding america's ketchup since 1917

mad heiress: like prestige tv, but without the prestige or the tv

mad heiress: should the world fail to fall apart/no more reasons not to fail

mad heiress: converting slaughterhouses into rec rooms since 1978

mad heiress: they're not sure it is a body

mad heiress: looking like we just stepped out of a dorothea lange photo

mad heiress: cashing in on woke capitalism since 2017

mad heiress: an authentic journey deep into the native american soul

mad heiress: cancelling your cancel culture

mad heiress: 200% alive

mad heiress: capitalism saves pretty girls

mad heiress: because a flower is an explosion in slow motion

mad heiress: lunging like a dog inside a big country

mad heiress: half-assing it at the funeral home

mad heiress: celebrated, ridiculed, celebrated, forgotten, celebrated, ridiculed again

mad heiress: your favorite creamily self-assured agent of destruction 

mad heiress: what's native american for cgi car chase?

mad heiress: if these walls could talk, oh the pollack jokes they would tell

mad heiress: in the words of a famous french writer, "fuck. pussy. shit."

mad heiress: send in the clowns

mad heiress: no motion

mad heiress: pray for an eclipse of the self

mad heiress: way past the dimazio line the distortion is incredible

mad heiress: the downfall of america can't come quickly enough

mad heiress: walking bowlegged on the moon

mad heiress: half mute half brimming with schemes

mad heiress: gone, like a train

mad heiress: "watch closely. a man with a hat, a girl with a map synchronize with the track."

mad heiress: a dead man's guide to pilates

mad heiress: when you've given fans your all for 13 seasons

mad heiress: deep dives into shallow pools

mad heiress: "a small plane accidentally flew into the world trade center"

mad heiress: knew a tidy warlock once

mad heiress: recording everything, understanding nothing

mad heiress: even our sure things fall through

mad heiress: where indifference is eclipsed only by irrelevance

mad heiress: a steaming kettle of algorithmic dissonance

mad heiress: behold the gyrating robots of the 3rd arrondissement!

mad heiress: parachute pants and 5-string bass/midnight yacht rock excursion

mad heiress: dead letter office of the mind

mad heiress: as summer, dissolve to a beach. fata morgana. in winter, overcoats close in. the snow tastes of tin. branches bend to meet you.

mad heiress: a cooler dietrich for a cooler generation

mad heiress: because dead men post no memes

mad heiress: not even gated reverb will save you now

mad heiress: blurred faces and blunt conversations. hush now. the trees have something to say. step sideways out of your own time.

mad heiress: the middle-aged overachiever's guide to video game mastery

mad heiress: tripping algorithms that haven't even been invented yet

mad heiress: came for the tits, stayed for the degradation of all known forms of human ritual

mad heiress: secretly famous before we were even born

mad heiress: with my mind on my inherent meaninglessness and my inherent meaninglessness on my mind. laid back.

mad heiress: just another white guy name checking wu tang clan in order to signify cultural cred

mad heiress: how to think, say, or do precisely the worst thing for any occasion

mad heiress: ushering in a new age of unidentifiable car smells

mad heiress: award-winning spore of unknown origin

mad heiress: artifice aware of its own construction

mad heiress: half a million people are dead who should not be dead

mad heiress: military industrial entertainment complex

mad heiress: forever freed from the need to not suck

mad heiress: life rating garbage scow captain

mad heiress: the way candy bars taste better when eaten in public bathroom stall

mad heiress: transmitter to trumpet

mad heiress: changing the minds of women who own walls

mad heiress: please point that ray gun at me as i long to explode

mad heiress: the landscapes changed but we never did

mad heiress: never met a sentient spherical device we didn't like

mad heiress: never met a malevolent a.i. we didn't like

mad heiress: photo of linen suit draped across chair. former occupant liquified. pools around flowers on the bathroom floor. pressures of life.

mad heiress: all students left behind

mad heiress: where are all the girls dressed as mountain lions?

mad heiress: like a tin fist in a glove full of vaseline

mad heiress: sir, you are being haunted

mad heiress: pissing into mason jars for the fun of it

mad heiress: i'm a janitor of my genitals

mad heiress: flora vs fauna

mad heiress: of hips and tips

mad heiress: the inner life of beeswax

mad heiress: losers have inner lives, too, ya know

mad heiress: faith-based atheist initiative

mad heiress: 2nd most downvoted absurdist art site of 2017

mad heiress: say hello to the mother of all nigerian prince scam emails

mad heiress: flaxen-haired women with impossibly high foreheads vs children with impossibly thin arms and impossibly large heads

mad heiress: a model for a metal dress. oh she looked so gold against the grey.

mad heiress: enhanced interrogation, like performance art, flirts with consummation, but instead seeks to contain its own terror within performance

mad heiress: chalk it up to mass hysteria

mad heiress: barbie death camp, age 7 and up

mad heiress: hi-jinks on a mayan handball court

mad heiress: instead of thinking about breakfast, think about death

mad heiress: millions are willing to give their lives

mad heiress: state-of-the-art knee brace

mad heiress: songs about outmoded sensibilities like freedom of choice and man the manipulator

mad heiress: "fuck like a dog bark like a shark shark"

mad heiress: epitaphs for meaningless icons

mad heiress: literary, edgy, and full of shit

mad heiress: where annals meet anals

mad heiress: are ya renderin' fun?

mad heiress: caught with the meat in yer mouth

mad heiress: where all emotions are analog

mad heiress: we certainly don't want to trigger anybody

mad heiress: as uninvited as a trombone solo in a punk song

mad heiress: you had us at "unkempt shoulder hair"

mad heiress: encouraging misunderstood white men to buy guns sin 2002

mad heiress: so-called "forbidden colors"

mad heiress: it's so ugly it's magic

mad heiress: everything wrong but at same time it's right

mad heiress: now with 37% more postalthwaite

mad heiress: haftahaveahh fly's eyes to see it/the draisy hoops the draisy hoops

mad heiress: not to worry, your death shall become an iconic meme

mad heiress: monorealism is where it's at

mad heiress: the feel-good white supremacist hipster rom com of the year

mad heiress: adventures in light deprivation, part seven

mad heiress: a bespoke suit that alters the facial features of its occupant over time

mad heiress: "just a swimmer growing dimmer in the glimmer of summer"

mad heiress: we've hit peak vape panic

mad heiress: so indie it hurts

mad heiress: the finest in algorithm indie rock since 2019

mad heiress: vices carry

mad heiress: the people who disappeared up their own asshole

mad heiress: when urine streams collide

mad heiress: celebrating white male rage since 2015

mad heiress: squirting lemon juice in your eye to cure your headache

mad heiress: <throws fedora across room onto hat rack>

mad heiress: doing our very best to have zero impact on those around us

mad heiress: coming to a gentrified neighborhood near you

mad heiress: encouraging your gently racist liberal blind spots since 2018

mad heiress: where were you when the larsen b ice shelf broke up?

mad heiress: like npr but for telepathic sex fiends

mad heiress: you have this nagging suspicion you missed it

mad heiress: needles on the beach at dawn

mad heiress: punching people who describe things as being "punk as fuck"

mad heiress: no absurdity left behind

mad heiress: it's time to talk about the strawberry statement

mad heiress: hot jazz for cold fish

mad heiress: running with incisors

mad heiress: emotional support mastodon

mad heiress: never trust a man with egg on his face

mad heiress: because ignorance of your culture is cool

mad heiress: you're a teenager. you live in la. wolfman jack is your way of life.

mad heiress: your little hideout from history

mad heiress: seven letter word for 'mansack'

mad heiress: men who bark at dogs

mad heiress: equal parts fear and buffoonery

mad heiress: a concert hall where music is forbidden

mad heiress: the way some buildings have this unnerving way of sneaking up on you

mad heiress: what to do when your mouth wont quit

mad heiress: data for data's sake

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the upward inflecting men who still kill it at sports

mad heiress: need for bleed

mad heiress: modern-day knights on atvs

mad heiress: barfing up jackpots since 1997

mad heiress: telepaths n' apathy

mad heiress: a mismatch made in heaven

mad heiress: this too shall pass. gas.

mad heiress: speak to me not of flappy birds

mad heiress: all proceeds go to a buddhist splinter group of the nra

mad heiress: "hey I recognize you from the circumcision clinic!" and other ill-advised public greetings

mad heiress: adventures in incredibly forthright living

mad heiress: this one goes out to every dude who realizes mid-piss at the urinal that he's gotta shit, making it a double-dip visit to the restroom

mad heiress: a shoulder to cry on when the peace talks break down

mad heiress: there's a poetry to inconvenience

mad heiress: flavorpanic

mad heiress: if we had to do it all over again, we'd fart more often

mad heiress: robot therapist with 27% more empathy than its human counterpart

mad heiress: because astronauts are just dinosaurs in reverse

mad heiress: breaking all the rules with our new pumpkin spice mochaccino

mad heiress: give us convenience or give us death 

mad heiress: music for a play about rival ants

mad heiress: wearing brownface in all our high school yearbook photos 

mad heiress: pressing the flesh in la la land

mad heiress: fee to be you and me

mad heiress: emotional support clown for hire

mad heiress: fear and eloquence in american letters

mad heiress: twice as good when half as long

mad heiress: where others are just disappointments on legs

mad heiress: the iconic bionic

mad heiress: i'm not a robot

mad heiress: lapsing in and out of a bach fugue state

mad heiress: scylla and charybdis say hi

mad heiress: the scratch that briefly stills the itch

mad heiress: look at all the girls and boys dressed as grownups everyday

mad heiress: whatever it is, we don't like it

mad heiress: it's all part of decency's jigsaw, i suppose

mad heiress: men behaving baldly

mad heiress: your diner of choice for a slice a raw with a side of michigan sauce

mad heiress: placenta on the radiator

mad heiress: job interview with a vampire

mad heiress: postcards from super plastic city

mad heiress: sharenting with sociopaths since 2019

mad heiress: like a real-life version of ishtar

mad heiress: invulnerable to all known forms of cloth

mad heiress: the flatulence that shocked a nation

mad heiress: shitheads in repose

mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone under 40 who hasn't pierced every available orifice

mad heiress: thrice smiled face

mad heiress: sexualizing that which cannot be sexualized

mad heiress: as flaccid as a verbless sentence

mad heiress: reading erotic fiction on the shitter since 2006

mad heiress: ushering in a new era of insincerity

mad heiress: like a one-man fyre festival in action, like an elephant dancing the hoochie coochie

mad heiress: three years in the body of a mime

mad heiress: now with 24% more instant death ragdoll animations

mad heiress: party for your right to fight

mad heiress: detach and observe

mad heiress: is there any word in the english language more misogynistic than 'divorcee'?

mad heiress: ronk, baby, ronk

mad heiress: withers and nonesuch, attorneys at law

mad heiress: this one goes out to the gentlemen too oblong to fit into this season's swimtrunks

mad heiress: welcome to the gesticulated nonsuch

mad heiress: where time is measured in hertz

mad heiress: careers in underwater pornography

mad heiress: holding onto your red balloon

mad heiress: gunfights with uncertain men in the adirondacks

mad heiress: she had a pair of legs that opened up like butterfly wings

mad heiress: what's french for 'oui'?

mad heiress: good-time charlie's back in town

mad heiress: formerly known as...

mad heiress: intimacy, passion, and a good leg of lamb

mad heiress: from the oscar-winning team that brought you that female circumcision indy musical

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the men who talk quietly to themselves in public restroom stalls

mad heiress: our writing. tiny fists. broken spiders across a page. imprecise reconstructions of countless crime scenes. anafoomashaeanafoomashae.

mad heiress: your one-stop-shop for tone-deaf social posts that reek of cultural appropriation

mad heiress: cyberpunk taxicab erotica for the young at heart

mad heiress: never bring anything small into a bar around here

mad heiress: interrogating every haircut we meet

mad heiress: string quartet for decaying marriage

mad heiress: help. arriana huffington won't stop sexting me.

mad heiress: your strangest physical ritual, magnified by the power of 10

mad heiress: binomial rascal reacharound

mad heiress: culture's just another word for disease

mad heiress: peppergomez and the cave of the unclenched fists

mad heiress: epigenetic swirlly lamps

mad heiress: of the man with fleet fingers, we say "he has sext appeal"

mad heiress: spike up the red dots, summer's glimmer shimmer is here. bound the stairs 2 at a time. djs remix all the thoughts inside your head.

mad heiress: he looked as if he had nine lives and had just used up his eighth

mad heiress: with time it's never a fair fight

mad heiress: this one goes to out anyone who perceives others around them as so many symbols and archetypes

mad heiress: this is for when you spit out the window of your car and the wind blows it back in your face

mad heiress: where every letter begins with 'q'

mad heiress: apprehended 10 feet from the border

mad heiress: welsh for 'battleaxe'

mad heiress: where apathy meets entropy

mad heiress: countin' trash, pickin' chickens, pipsqueak la shawn down at my feet. he was soundin' something like this:

mad heiress: songs in the key of me

mad heiress: this is for when every verbal exchange is like a gunfight on a foggy dock

mad heiress: this is for when your emotions run roughshod and pizzicato 

mad heiress: this is for when your piggy bank is stuffed with amyl nitrate

mad heiress: a global pandemic of people saying what they mean and meaning what they say

mad heiress: blindsided by oxygen

mad heiress: religion obsolete. ritual obsolete. desire obsolete.

mad heiress: rascal bastard reacharound with dicky spoonbats

mad heiress: as subtle as an elephant fart in the bathtub

mad heiress: defocusing before every interaction, the better to capture a glimpse of bliss

mad heiress: because only white people write about beekeepers

mad heiress: this is for when another squadron of dull young men come sweeping into view

mad heiress: dedicated to the people who need to know things in a hurry

mad heiress: without life, music would be a mistake

mad heiress: i'm with stupid

mad heiress: trading truth for love

mad heiress: pathos and equivocation 

mad heiress: it's not theft, it's evolution 

mad heiress: go tell it on the mountain. or not.

mad heiress: the loneliness of the long distance blogger

mad heiress: whatever pierced his heart, it didn't make a sound

mad heiress: on his green dot like a vhs hump tape

mad heiress: bargaining from a position of strategic ambiguity

mad heiress: where were you culture collapsed in on itself?

mad heiress: this is for when you can't stop thinking about your therapist's grindr profile

mad heiress: of course we've had it in the ear before

mad heiress: they're seeding the clouds today. nothing's going to go your way.

mad heiress: parachuting into enemy territory and looking fabulous while we do

mad heiress: comporting ourselves with the utmost dignity while wading through sewage 

mad heiress: murdering our characters before they even set foot upon the page

mad heiress: asking the question 'why can't drowning people learn to fly?'

mad heiress: unplanned obsolescence

mad heiress: retrieving bullets in flight

mad heiress: hummingbird in an abandoned shopping mall, dayton, ohio 1979

mad heiress: wifi deadzone of the soul 

mad heiress: our algorithms estimate a 4% chance of achieving happiness

mad heiress: no closer to meaning than when we started

mad heiress: we like to do the normal thing like kneel in front of an oncoming train

mad heiress: how spook got her man

mad heiress: locally sourced artisanal anthrax

mad heiress: if clothes could talk

mad heiress: you're gonna haftar ball that's all

mad heiress: no ephemera too ephemeral

mad heiress: bringing absurdity to the center of the american experience since 2012

mad heiress: robbing you of your data dignity at every possible turn

mad heiress: if you not outraged, you're paying attention

mad heiress: it's not a joke until it's gone too far

mad heiress: all contradictions resolved in improvisation

mad heiress: namelessness is a form of naming

mad heiress: the overwhelming scent of cologne in a parking deck at 5:30 p.m

mad heiress: no ephemera too ephermal

mad heiress: you're gonna hafta ball that's all

mad heiress: came for the titties, stayed for the madness

mad heiress: our soaring, stupid national mood

mad heiress: life as an american during the dawn of the unicorns

mad heiress: our beginnings precede us

mad heiress: tourette's of the soul

mad heiress: the transit vernacular that extrapolates the charm of a subway car to the scale and complexity of a piranesian prison

mad heiress: yelling "fire" in crowded theaters so you don't have to

mad heiress: the big takedown. thoughts rearranged. places exchanged. moments estranged. a face in the rain. car door opens motions you in.

mad heiress: greetings from an abandoned disneyland. postcards from an empty stage. 

mad heiress: long live the singers who never intended to be singers

mad heiress: look around. there's information in the leaves. in the leaves!

mad heiress: a typhoon of lack of knowing

mad heiress: music vs. sound

mad heiress: classy as a four dollar room

mad heiress: pimping both sides of the argument 

mad heiress: saying farewell to radical identity politics

mad heiress: the league of small-time pornographers

mad heiress: it must be wrong but we do it all the same

mad heiress: as subtle as vomit on a ceiling fan

mad heiress: louis armstrong meets ethel merman in hell

mad heiress: lick my decals off, baby

mad heiress: postcard from heartattack and vine

mad heiress: because we don’t have the liberty of going around and examining things the way we think makes sense

mad heiress: a suitcase full of skin. a greyhound pulling out of arkansas at 4am. whistling in the seat behind you.

mad heiress: celebrating the artificiality of communication since 1982

mad heiress: where self expression is just a tattoo away

mad heiress: old man music for repulsive skin sacks

mad heiress: taking a shit inside a large hadron collider just because we can

mad heiress: friday's the funeral, saturday's the rave

mad heiress: this one goes out to those who whisper to themselves in public restrooms

mad heiress: don't speak to us of moldavian sock puppets!

mad heiress: deep sea quadriplegic lesbian 3d action

mad heiress: hell bent on using language as recklessly as possible

mad heiress: secretly hoping our friends make it big so we can blackmail the shit outta them

mad heiress: living your life like a wizard in an isometric dungeon crawler

mad heiress: succumbing to an ensemble of tacky plastic. now is the time for assassins.

mad heiress: are there nightclubs in heaven?

mad heiress: ode to the people who have a party in their head

mad heiress: this one goes out to the toned asshole on the jet ski

mad heiress: we just talk this way on weekends

mad heiress: the future belongs to those who believe in the dream of their beauty

mad heiress: rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

mad heiress: [sunny opaque message of urban isolation]

mad heiress: we'll whittle you into kindling

mad heiress: itchy chicken trigger finger

mad heiress: death is your comptroller

mad heiress: breaking bread and kneecaps since 1963

mad heiress: what happens when the depicted familiar object loses shape and meaning?

mad heiress: charting the growth of instagram beard influencers since 2021

mad heiress: we'll be the ones dancing inside the lion enclosure

mad heiress: the shadowy black ops initiative that has your best interests at heart

mad heiress: where anonymity meets charisma

mad heiress: houston, we have a first-world problem

mad heiress: one tattoo away from authentic self expression

mad heiress: goose-related crime is up 200%. take a gander at that!

mad heiress: quantifying your self-worth since 2017

mad heiress: where portland freak folk becomes cleveland dad rock

mad heiress: capturing that peculiar mix of ambition, failure, and optimism

mad heiress: where new car smell meets new catheter smell

mad heiress: forever stuck in that semipermeable state

mad heiress: secretly rooting for the white tech bro

mad heiress: surrealist threat amplifier 

mad heiress: identity is boring. self expression is boring.

mad heiress: crucifix to amplifier: save me vanishing egg! this brassy boy's life, such a scream. such a scream. 

mad heiress: gonna rasterize ya, baby

mad heiress: administering the heimlich to sexbots since 2020

mad heiress: this one goes out to the slung-over-one-shoulder backpack motherfuckers on tech campuses everywhere

mad heiress: the body is as repulsive as it is beautiful 

mad heiress: cosmo's having her baby. frank's got nothing to say about it.

mad heiress: the weird and wild world of vanishing teleporting objects

mad heiress: you've used up your defecation credits for the month. gonna have to hold it in.

mad heiress: while the earth died screaming. i lay dreaming.

mad heiress: opportunistically trans since 2017

mad heiress: they won't be naming any buildings after me

mad heiress: running a clown show from the steps of the red barn

mad heiress: the day the poets kicked the lawmakers in the ass

mad heiress: towards a pornography of kitchen objects

mad heiress: the goose meme that's got the whole world talking

mad heiress: this orchestra don't wear no panties

mad heiress: putting the finishing touches on our halloween hijabs

mad heiress: the shampoo blues band in 'all stripped down with the devil'

mad heiress: healing a fractured society with racist limericks since 2022

mad heiress: western civilization is a gas

mad heiress: we pulled on trouble's braids

mad heiress: the insouciance of the sockless

mad heiress: where mid-riff meets riff-raff

mad heiress: in eternal service of the mandingyians

mad heiress: the microscopic gentleman from japan

mad heiress: your friendly neighborhood grand guignol

mad heiress: if you see us in the sky just wave goodbye

mad heiress: where every traffic jam lasts 3 years

mad heiress: where underwear meets underwater

mad heiress: you wouldn't know heaven if it bit you on the ass

mad heiress: this one goes out to anyone who suspects the person in the adjacent stall has shat themselves

mad heiress: man shits on self, others

mad heiress: can we interest you in a syrian timeshare?

mad heiress: save the drama for your llama

mad heiress: the world is suddenly a very porous place

mad heiress: three cheers for the village idiot

mad heiress: queer eye for the dead guy

mad heiress: spare change vs loose change

mad heiress: where bird song meets laoatian death metal

mad heiress: beck makes music for people who have never heard of scott walker

mad heiress: doing our best impersonation of a human being 1978

mad heiress: didya hear the one about the schoolgirl and the lunar colony?

mad heiress: goiters on fleek

mad heiress: never met a non-corporeal brand ambassador we didn't like

mad heiress: engaging in heavy vignetting without a care to the consequences

mad heiress: farting loudly in empty office stairwells 

mad heiress: babies eating children since 1955

mad heiress: lascivious growl at 30,000 feet

mad heiress: earth as it never was

mad heiress: napping our way into virtual reality

mad heiress: this one goes out to all the big-town boys nurturing small-town dreams

mad heiress: all trick and no treat

mad heiress: overestimating our centrality to the world since 1986

mad heiress: what's in your apocalypse box?

mad heiress: the cowgirl and the fire hydrant - an illustrated story for children

mad heiress: the snuggle is real

mad heiress: awash in a sea of irrelevance

mad heiress: judging restaurants by the believability of their cgi

mad heiress: when all your daydreams are about nuclear war

mad heiress: 50% apex predator/50% social wuss

mad heiress: the proof song of j alfred loverock

mad heiress: the party don't end till I walk in

mad heiress: no one moved a muscle when the dead came home

mad heiress: letting our vocabulary bloom in all the wrong ways

mad heiress: it's a nice day for a white power wedding

mad heiress: promoting body positivity for dead men

mad heiress: do you know where your demimonde is?

mad heiress: where daffodils meet first-person shooters

mad heiress: wombly fruitbats

mad heiress: pointing our cameras directly at the sun

mad heiress: one sext away from true love

mad heiress: the unbearable whiteness of being

mad heiress: filling the negative space with more negative space

mad heiress: we should have stayed in bed, there were more people there

mad heiress: a litany of infinite vulgarities

mad heiress: coming at ya like a mix of wet bathroom towel and abandoned paper mill 

mad heiress: no satellites were harmed in the making of this website

mad heiress: billionaires vs jillionaires 

mad heiress: drone strike on your momma

mad heiress: the world is often taken for its opposite

mad heiress: adventures of  a hermaphroditic lion tamer

mad heiress: an elaborate system of hooks, winches, and pulleys that serve no apparent purpose

mad heiress: seven hours by train with a babbling midget

mad heiress: it's a post-organic non-binary thing, you wouldn't understand

mad heiress: unspeakable acts of kindness

mad heiress: reviewing culture in the same way that pidgeons review statues

mad heiress: sumptuoustriscuitfeast.com

mad heiress: you can spend your whole life a courting but it don't take but a minute to stick it in

mad heiress: cryptocurrency all up in your yinyang

mad heiress: born inside a spaceship

mad heiress: bit-part actor in our own life

mad heiress: fighting their fake news with our fake news

mad heiress: one tattoo away from figuring it all out

mad heiress: frenemies with benefits

mad heiress: botched monkey jesus fresco keeping us up at night

mad heiress: netflix and worry

mad heiress: music for bomb defusing scenes

mad heiress: where did all the semen go? it was here just a minute ago.

mad heiress: where have all the hermaphrodite cowboys gone?

mad heiress: borrowing from the past to pay for the future

mad heiress: let's not avert global catastrophe

mad heiress: the finest in tokyo delta blues

mad heiress: dreaming of a world in which superheros do not exist

mad heiress: the ctrl+alt+delete of the soul

mad heiress: where fictional fact checkers assiduously assess the validity of facts not yet existent

mad heiress: living amidst the riot of our own idiocy since 1969

mad heiress: rejoice, for you live in the golden age of male grooming

mad heiress: that 9am fart in the parking lot

mad heiress: pandering to an audience of none

mad heiress: god and satan, kissin' in the tree. k-i-s-s-i-n-g. first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes man in the baby carriage.

mad heiress: throwing bitcoin at the moon since 2017

mad heiress: welcome to the town where everyone wears a yellow t-shirt

mad heiress: black is the new black

mad heiress: cancel culture, circa 1283

mad heiress: outsmarting gravity since 1973

mad heiress: drinking our own dirty bathwater every tuesday at 2

mad heiress: impatient at our own funeral

mad heiress: rubbing elbows with corpses since 1932

mad heiress: anal cancer is up, anal sex is down

mad heiress: because the internet is lousy with queef priests

mad heiress: don't sweat it, everyone's got the plague

mad heiress: when people were shorter and lived nearer the water

mad heiress: it's a leisurely kind of self-destruction

mad heiress: cougar scat all up in your mocha

mad heiress: serving up a tepid melange of predictable submarine shenanigans

mad heiress: the poet must not avert his eyes

mad heiress: getting it wrong for the sake of science

mad heiress: where kevin's bacon meets kevin's spacey

mad heiress: b-roll footage for the soul

mad heiress: first they invented the sun. then they invented the godfuck machine. then they invented you.

mad heiress: this is for when familiar objects begin playing tricks on you

mad heiress: seven ways of looking at a spider

mad heiress: in which 'murica fucks its guns

mad heiress: transubstantiating ourselves hodologically since 1968

mad heiress: buddhist monks on fire all through the night

mad heiress: heavily sedated for our own amusement

mad heiress: how to die alone in one of the seven suns

mad heiress: because america's pussies arent going to fuck themselves

mad heiress: stealing air from the rest of you since 1968

mad heiress: great civilizations always take their own lives

mad heiress: we'll take up any kind of bleak exchange

mad heiress: we live in a world where every 3rd text message must end in an exclamation point

mad heiress: making friends with 12-year old drug addicts named asspinis

mad heiress: never met a facial recognition system we didn't like

mad heiress: where the old gods make way for the new gods

mad heiress: whatever shall we do with all this useless decadence?

mad heiress: offering you a small metal god of useless things

mad heiress: delighting morose shoegazers everywhere

mad heiress: booing drake off of the stage since 1982

mad heiress: girlfriend in a comma

mad heiress: one endorsement away from selling out completely

mad heiress: lots of riding to dots on a map. but what dots they are. pulsing thrumming orangey things that cry out for exploration!

mad heiress: literally unable to stop using the word "literally" in conversation

mad heiress: 20 people shoot the guy at the same time so nobody's guilty

mad heiress: where dystopic gives way to dyspeptic

mad heiress: no longer able to confirm that history actually happened

mad heiress: where bearded men go to think deep thoughts and compose winsome songs of americana

mad heiress: the myth of sissy fuss

mad heiress: everything's wrong everything's right

mad heiress: venus flytrap in a haystack

mad heiress: in heaven, you're trending on all platforms

mad heiress: imaginational anthems

mad heiress: living our lives as the punchline to our own joke

mad heiress: brand ambassdor of the soul

mad heiress: gelatinous substance of unknown origin coming at ya

mad heiress: where circuitry meets flesh all through the night

mad heiress: the fart heard 'round the world

mad heiress: o, true believers!

mad heiress: where the absurd courts the vulgar

mad heiress: around here the limited exchange of tactical nukes is considered a microagression

mad heiress: the russians are coming! no they're not. the french are coming! ooh la la.

mad heiress: where the infantilization of the american mind continues unabated

mad heiress: where bats fight cats and cats fight bats

mad heiress: viva la section!

mad heiress: declaring war on all feelz

mad heiress: set your watch back 1,000 years

mad heiress: it's a drunken lighthouse keeper thing, you wouldn't understand

mad heiress: uniting americans through politics and religion since 2016

mad heiress: failing better since 2012

mad heiress: my favorite prestige cable tv show can beat up your favorite prestige cable tv show

mad heiress: parsing the subtle distinction between jackoff and whackoff

mad heiress: if i'm to be the transmitter, what shall be the signal?

mad heiress: carpe per diem

mad heiress: foreplay by committee since 1997

mad heiress: pep talks for corpses

mad heiress: queer eye for sauron

mad heiress: hey ray, it's a golden age

mad heiress: who's gonna sing my song when i'm gone?

mad heiress: in the future, everyone will be canceled for 15 minutes

mad heiress: you, in your exquisite brokenness, might be just the key to unlock life's mystery

mad heiress: might as well get lit

mad heiress: where tragedy begets more tragedy begets comedy

mad heiress: the lone fan applauding in an indifferent crowd

mad heiress: each face a wonder of modern technology

mad heiress: answering the question "who’s the punk punk rock band and who’s the corporate punk rock band?”

mad heiress: velociraptor sex tape

mad heiress: the here and now vs the there and then

mad heiress: don't mess with my doot doot

mad heiress: secrets are the rot of cool/to become erotic is to disappear

mad heiress: getting cold feet at our funeral

mad heiress: nothing is ever destroyed. it just becomes more difficult to find.

mad heiress: embracing easy categorizations

mad heiress: poised to accomplish nothing

mad heiress: savage postcards from an otherwise mild-mannered vegan in southern california

mad heiress: the way the creative class is a little too into craft beer

mad heiress: this is for when you look like you're made out of CGI

mad heiress: where auschwitz and coachella meet

mad heiress: helping popularize this new trend toward tentacles with everything

mad heiress: kinda crazy but it just might work

mad heiress: of dirndls and lace

mad heiress: obtuse in the caboose

mad heiress: hook, line, and stinker

mad heiress: this goes out to all the preteens and septuagenarians who don't know fuck about shit

mad heiress: collected writings 1634-2093

mad heiress: music to fall down stairs by

mad heiress: concertina for car alarm and sneezy waitress

mad heiress: feeling less and less binary since 9:30am

mad heiress: one hiccup away from total satisfaction

mad heiress: consumption junction, what's your function?

mad heiress: glissandi with no termini

mad heiress: ruining what which we cannot fix

mad heiress: we just threw up a little in our pants

mad heiress: the mother of all dad jokes

mad heiress: when johan plays the blues

mad heiress: 99 problems but a binary gender ain't one

mad heiress: perennium sunning five days a week

mad heiress: breathing new life into old addictions

mad heiress: stained apron of the soul

mad heiress: where flim flam meets shim sham

mad heiress: bathed in human skronk, oxygenated by pure pluck

mad heiress: marco. polo!

mad heiress: this one goes out to those women in their twenties who are writing their memoir

mad heiress: juggling big decisions/jiggling bug decisions

mad heiress: saying goodbye to expensive solar panties since 2122

mad heiress: it's your birthright to talk to the sky

mad heiress: welcome to the midday jazz adjustment project

mad heiress: bees and fish changed hands, germans stayed up late, bowls spat juice from fresh young mouths. but now they're gone.

mad heiress: calling in sick to work to binge watch isis beheading videos 

mad heiress: are you a detective or just an amnesiac?

mad heiress: ocular mandible screech party

mad heiress: is it true that only sour old men like grapefruit?

mad heiress: rendering all edgy cable tv passe

mad heiress: let's hole!

mad heiress: holiday greetings from finnish tenderness asphyxiation reclamation unit k-229

mad heiress: is there a quack doctor in the house?

mad heiress: where even the goldfish are woke

mad heiress: pooping into our hazmat suit just to see what it's like

mad heiress: lassoing the ass end of a comet's wake

mad heiress: living our best life. upside down.

mad heiress: girls just wanna have funds

mad heiress: anti-everything

mad heiress: shout out to guys who pretend to like latin music/ethiopian food/yoga/socialism/lady folk singers/cats/documentaries to get laid

mad heiress: men's fashion starts with jrr tolkien

mad heiress: everyone we know has gone to the rapture

mad heiress: max and ethel are doin' it for themselves

mad heiress: the way angry daughters are obsessed with detective stories

mad heiress: clambering down the escarpment like nobody's business

mad heiress: when you're tired of winning, try doing things our way

mad heiress: rinky dink songs for rinky dink towns

mad heiress: that's quite a porn collection you've got there, mr. bojangles

mad heiress: remembering the plight of what's his name

mad heiress: where micro compassion meets micro aggression

mad heiress: where it's at. got two dirndls and a microphone. got two turnstiles and a microphone. got two hay bails and a microphone.

mad heiress: bells ducks robots

mad heiress: where no one gets a prize for participation

mad heiress: that half-human kind of feeling

mad heiress: violence sport fresh fruit

mad heiress: 23% less disgusting than before

mad heiress: from the trash heap of history straight to your browser window

mad heiress: extra atrocious, extra unspecial

mad heiress: 150 years of ambient protest music

mad heiress: bitchslapping tech entrepreneurs who use the word "disrupt" 

mad heiress: rotoscoping our way into hearts of the american viewing public

mad heiress: just when you think cervical cancer can't get any funnier

mad heiress: in one corner, the sorrows of the world. in the other, a hill of beans.

mad heiress: making democracy safe for fascism since 1996

mad heiress: don't make us open up this can of whupass

mad heiress: like radioactive manna from heaven

mad heiress: delighting a nation's youth with limericks, panegyrics, and knee plays

mad heiress: are for years what?

mad heiress: cracking the culture code with our black metal christmas album

mad heiress: where oivey meets ave maria

mad heiress: almost twee, but our needle drops are well timed

mad heiress: going to extraordinary effort to say nothing at all

mad heiress: where lana del ray plays every superhero ever invented at the same time

mad heiress: where science and apathy collide

mad heiress: the girls of tiger planet, volume vi

mad heiress: two urls diverged on a site and i - i took the one less clicked upon, and that has made all the difference

mad heiress: so much depends upon a meme of a red wheelbarrow

mad heiress: where nuns go to get buck wild

mad heiress: tokamak dodges snake protection rackets in port tharsis. but you already knew that.

mad heiress: identity is boring

mad heiress: alienation done right

mad heiress: a new era in government-issue body modifications

mad heiress: glory! opened a custom scimitar shop in downtown durham

mad heiress: jazzing all over the backseat of your girlfriend's car

mad heiress: glory! changed my stage name to dj confederate monument

mad heiress: where clicktracks and french djs collide

mad heiress: when spuds mckenzie is your spirit animal

mad heiress: where alcoholic amnesiac detectives go to feel understood

mad heiress: slick kiss vs. dusty thud

mad heiress: unwrapping the gauze didn't do the trick. stimulants didn't do the trick. a sojourn in the sensory deprivation tank didn't do the trick.

mad heiress: slightly more practical than volleyball games played on the surface of the moon

mad heiress: can you tell the difference between absolute silence end and embellished silence?

mad heiress: the hinterland of things

mad heiress: for what could be more obscene than reality?

mad heiress: denied to the stars above and ground below, consigned to buildings one cannot know

mad heiress: <5,000 years pass> "too soon"

mad heiress: dolled up. oiled up. fucked up.

mad heiress: got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my mind

mad heiress: everyone intuitively understands that bacon is the rock star of meat

mad heiress: utterly designed to withstand our destiny

mad heiress: dispensing all the lunatic poingancy one can bear to hear

mad heiress: raise your hand if you resent biology and the things it makes you do

mad heiress: got the particle suppression blues

mad heiress: a good otaku is hard to find

mad heiress: raping you at the ashram since 1977

mad heiress: getting into arguments in bars about the overdue reevaluation of duran duran's cultural significance

mad heiress: are you one of these people who knows more than god but just can't prove it?

mad heiress: do you believe us now?

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