selections from the library of a mad heiress

 

 

  • the codex of pratfalls and shenanigans

  • the pictorial encyclopedia of unidentifiable meat products​

  • the pictorial encyclopedia of questionable stains

  • how to meet educated white people in tall glass buildings

  • a girl's guide to spontaneous combustion

  • the atlas of emptiness and extremity

  • 101 things to do when the toilet paper runs out

  • nabokov: the collected tweets

  • confessions of a vestibule knave

  • smells of new york: a scratch and sniff book

  • assassin in the food court: reader's digest drama in real life

  • hot tub avocado time machine: the collected poems of garth wiggins

  • reverse pyschology today

  • memoirs of a sneezy tightrope walker

  • corpse fucker monthly: a compendium of illicit habits

  • the buddhist's guide to half-assery

  • minimum wage architectural digest

  • a coral sea snake remembers

  • 101 memes of the renaissance

  • data packet loss in victorian england

  • a trowel for esterhauz: a children's coloring book of questionable moral standing

  • the erotic banquet caterers of betatauri ix

  • the erotic gardening committee of quad mining colony beta xi

  • the mathematician and the call girl: a play in three acts

  • the joy of sext

  • summering with swedes- volume seven: the takedown

  • a contrarian's guide to lawn care etiquette

  • hashtag, my hashtag

  • maddox jolie: my first decade. as told to ingrid sischy

  • creech: a play in two acts

  • a myopic's guide tocuban jazz

  • the bacardi picture book of european automobile fatalities

  • your face, reimagined

  • the boy scouts guide to twelve-tone composition

  • an octopus for agnes, a cephalopod for binky, a jellyfish for jocko

  • cloudy, with a chance of corn

  • the world according to barky sweatbox

  • betwixt and between two nethers: the collected poems of anastasia fiercely

  • truncheon: the illustrated quarterly journal of police brutality

  • requiem for a toe ring

  • portrait of the artist as an iredeemable young hooligan

  • in selfies begin responsibilities: the collected poems of baxter yum yum

  • murder most foul, murder most absent: a crime-free detective novel

  • prawns: the impossible dream

  • encyclopedia brown and the case of the fatal tweet

  • confessions of a nose picking surrealist, confessions of a love boat watching anarchist

  • the fanboy who came in from the cold: a cosplay tale of intrigue

  • the day cities swam in air, the day cities became memories

  • the boy who disobeyed time

  • the bootsy collins book of urban etiquette

  • cell phones of the baroque: an illustrated history/prank calls of the mesozoic

  • brining with pete: an eight volume series

  • essential oils: notes byeuropean scentologist manfred von otto 

  • memoirs of an aqueduct

  • buffalo henry's big book of species-nuetral seduction techniques

  • hoovering with bartleby, volume four

  • hortepence tuppins remembers- the shy mime interviews

  • discus huranius and the misery of the elocution feed

  • sweets for the entitled: peasley quarthound's recipe book of decadent donuts

  • arc welding for dummies

  • ode to a princesse's hindquarters: the collected poems of turnigut foulmore

  • frenemies: an uneasy love story

  • 6 strings, 4 walls: a life lived in music

  • prelude to the afternoon of a popsicle jerkstick

  • a brief history of nothing

  • mad heiress press presents the big book of cannibal holiday puns

  • hildegard of bingen: the collected tweets

  • the divorcee and the houseboat: a coloring book for ages 4-6

  • atlas twerked

  • the great american breast: an odyssey of discovery by p. wilhelm winkle

  • an illustrated history of social anxiety among the ghosts of the civil war dead

  • are you there god? it's me, drexel

  • embarassed by wolves: the lucian espinosa story

  • a crossbow for agnes, an ear pygmy in manhattan 

  • memes of the baroque era: an illustrated history

  • willard jenkins and the ghost ship of sectarian violence

  • our bodies, our shelves

  • gertrude stein's book of preventative dentistry 

  • meal ticket: the magazine for enterprising social climbers

  • budd romack's book of forbidden things

  • cab rides with antonin artuad

  • chastity boatswain and the mystery of the melancholy axeman

  • the spatter pattern coloring book: for crime-curious kids ages 4-8

  • the melancholic chocolateer

  • felicity slackjaw vs. the hipster contagion ray

  • kim kardashian's big book of self-deception

  • a stroll amongst the mandrakes

  • dalliance in a rocket tube, tenderness beneath the gantry: quigley hottentot remembers

  • breastplate: the monthly magazine of anti-personnel fashion

  • a nosegay for algernon

  • ejection seat: a journal of forcible exfiltration

  • what robots do when nobody's looking

  • fanny pack: the magazine of unfortunate fashion choice

  • burritoing kevin's mom: a play in three acts

  • vomitorium: a choose your own adventure book

  • crime and punishment: an afterschool special

  • the feedback loop: a journal of cognitive dissonance

  • deep within the udders of my mind

  • an assembly line of hollywood jank n' thrash

  • our bodies, their rules

  • sexting the abbess

  • confessions of a kitten lipped whiskey faggot

  • everyone has pink eye

  • the billy nevins: wife and two kids

  • ham and swiss: a sandwich in three acts

  • the man who ate all his meals in the bathrooms of chinese restaurants

  • a tale of two spool feeds

  • a bump on the head, and other stories by ogden quixote ogden

  • titan nightshade and the contralto of doom

  • 'ere the cock crows twelvsies: a collection by dirk thrushrobin

  • restrooms of schenectady volume xii

  • my time amongst the hermaphrodites of mu-mu,: memoirs of barrisford korngold, obe

  • how to urinate on a sea snake

  • the man who could not unremember zip codes

  • kiss me in the shadow of the burning building

  • a brief history of air

  • bastard (time cop reacharound)

  • the man who fell in love with street names

  • when textiles attack

  • portapotty quarterly

  • love in the time of temporal displacement

  • reprobate: a magazine for the unrepentant

  • ringleader: a magazine of organized crime

  • disaster poems. volume one: steamship sinkings

  • a survey of midwest kitchen scenes: 1963-1968

  • a survey of southwestern elevator scenes: 1981-1989

  • the rock critic who hated himself 

  • co-opting the art forms of the dispossessed: the honky intellectual's love affair with negro art

  • bobbie sue vs. the fictitious covariance matrix

  • the binding power of mulch: a twelve part study

  • man urinates on self, others

  • how to avoid big ships: an instructional play in three acts

  • meet me in the containment rod' and other stories by appomatox happenstance

  • shark attack! a coloring book for children

  • boy's life presents: the big book of jamaican organized crime

  • titus and the testical thieves

  • the night of the homicidal mime: a story for children

  • cragley and the old main drag: an irish mystery for boys

  • the critic: a novel of intellectual suspense

  • the devil's calliope

  • the fakeries: a novel by what's his name

  • fingering the pisshole and other poems

  • friendly corpse: the magazine of japanese fashion

  • kiss me on the shitter, and other poems, by jock bisquitte

  • bear attack! a coloring book for children 

  • of watercolors and diarrhea: a memoir by ribbons jernigan

  • handshake then sonic attack: an autobiography by govinda consuelo

  • blogger, tweeter, selfie, spy. a new novel by john le carre, vi

  • when cattleprod brushes skin

  • cannibal tree sloth

  • my life as an embatted off-world cosmonaut

  • communicating cultural authority: boutique music festival as fetish object

  • a rainbow in fetid air

  • slowly, with applesauce

  • in bed with rumpole, and other poems

  • the cross-dressing gaucho: a journal of personal discovery

  • sleazy feeling from a pop singer: a telepathic memoir by billy nevins

  • pants v. slacks

  • love in the time of inertial dampening: a novel for our time

  • haircuts of the anarchists, volume one

  • my life as a chinese light junky

  • thin white yoga bitch: a novel

  • embarque christobal and the soggy parapelegic

  • the brodude guide to international diplomacy

  • of nostrils and remains: a memoir by hampton ran-ran

  • dax mccantliss's book of flamethrower poetry. volume one: scortched earth policy of the soul

  • the lusty carpetbaggers of synthetic protein outpost a-17-x-11

  • dirtclod: the life and times of chandler p. suett

  • propane tank: the magazine of imminent mayhem

  • artemis spoolboy's book of playground etiquette

  • memoirs of a hypochondriac grave robber

  • meet me in the abattoir

  • the helpful scrotum: a japanese book for children

  • of airships and genital warts

  • the queer animal trapper's almanac

  • the girl scout's guide to human sex trafficking

  • contrails quarterly: for lovers of aircraft contrails

  • there's an ostrich in my hovercraft!

  • the boy scout's guide to organ harvesting

  • death wears an otter

  • meet me in the containment facility: collected short stories by appomatox happenstance

  • starfucker from planet time: a memoir by butters chenowith

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