found objects
- toledo, ohio, 1973. peanut butter sandwich laced with lsd found in discarded lunchbox, golden acres retirement home.
- brooklyn, ny, 1982. potato chip found on floor of fifth-grade bathroom.
- rensboro, ky, 1973. dirty rainwater inside trombone in retired fire chief's backyard
- fayetteville, ar, 1982: 1,243 tootsie rolls found in police evidence locker
- los angeles, ca, 2001. saucy cable actress on late-night talk show
- peking, china, 2004. ham sandwich found on michael jackson amusement park ride.
- akron, ohio, 1979. diamond found in hot dog bun under high school bleachers.
- los angeles, ca, 1943. twenty three human eardrums found in cal espinoza's backyard.
- bellwether, new jersey, 1974. crayons found in hornet's nest
- raleigh, nc, 2010. full moon reflected in pool of vomit
- cleveland, ohio, 2002. crumpled dairy queen receipt found in terrorist safe house.
- spartanburg, sc, 1975. dog's heart found attached to jumper cables.
- larkspur, virginia, 2022. doomsday device found in whitney appamatox's backyard.
- hoboken, new jersey, 1934. headless woman found wearing yellow galoshes.
- detroit, michigan, 1982. empty gas can found in theater manager's office.
- cleveland, oh, 1983. girl wearing lingerie in the rain.
- winesberg, oh, 1978. spaghetti-os found inside human skull on elementary school playground.
- portland, oregon, 1968. peanut m&ms found in dried bladder in trunk of sunday school teacher's car.
- dallas, texas, 1970. fortune cookie found in mouth of corpse.
- cambridge, england, 1922. man frightened by eel.
- asheville, north carolina, 1984. thirty year old mash note found in shotgun chamber.
- london, england, 1975. comet found inside hankerchief in prostitute's purse.
- johannesburg, south africa, 1994. torso of bank manager found in crocodile's stomach.
- memphis, tennessee, 1985. credit card found in copperhead's mouth.
- minuteman missile silo, location unspecified, kansas, 1979. diner receipt. items and amount illegible.
- cape canaveral, flordia, 1976. half burnt porn mag found under rocket launch pad.
- new cleveland, 2022. family of six found sleeping in charred sedan.
- larkspur, california, 2009. bootleg recording of 1964 debut concert by proto-sludge band cooze lapdog and the sodomites found in oldsmobile glove compartment.
- watertight container in septic tank, cleveland, ohio, 2001. grainy black and white photo, faces unrecognizable, dated june 3rd, 1977.
- fresno, california, 1992. toenail collection dating 1973-1991 found in zip lock bag inside bank vault.
- akron, ohio, 1979. kidney stones and shotgun shells found under storm grating in chucky cheese parking lot.
- mining rock l-47, 2035. resume of gonad oswego found in men's room of terminal 12 orbital platform.
- mit, 2018. porn mag found inside particle collider.
- mexico city, mexico, 1982. pinata filled with condoms.
- fayettville, 1992. a suitcase full of hush money in the back seat of a cherry red camaro.
- kansas city, 1948. used syringe in a vat of pancake batter.
- detroit, 1987.spent shell casings in a 4th grade reading loft.
- body bag on a high-school blacktop. indiana, 1974.
- madrid, spain, 2004. schematics for sex bomb found in tunnel beneath train station.
- jackson, mississippi, 1983. can fulla whoopass, found under church pew.
- cypress, greece, 1934. broken molar found in train seat cushion.
- philadelphia, pennsylvania, 1978. half-full tube of preparation h found inside public bus.
- cheyenne, wyoming, 1996. ornamental snuff box found inside cesspool.
- toledo, ohio, 1943. tortoise shell sunglasses found on park bench.
- hamburg, germany, 2007. classified documents found inside child's hobby horse.
- cairo, egypt, 1966. half-eaten pizza found in sarcophagus.
- san diego, california, 2006. used colostemy bad found inside grand piano.
- oakland, california, 1974. upper atmosphere weather balloon found in minor league baseball player's garage.
- tucson, arizona, 1989. savory brown sauce found leaking from trunk of abandoned cadillac.
- greensboro, north carolina, 2022. level five silo access card found in 6th grader's lunchbox.
- cleveland, ohio, 1968. blood trail found in supermarket restroom.
- oakland, ca, 1972. rainbow colored napkin found inside coat pocket of homeless man.
- boise, idaho, 1982. secrets of the universe found inside truck stop video arcade.
- pittsburgh, pa, 1987. used condom found on seesaw.
- mount shasta, ca, 2004. fortune cookie found as bookmark in used copy of kafka's die verwandlung: "your charming smile is attracting everyone around you."
- denver, colorado, 1983. minuteman missile launch codes found in fortune cookie, lo fat's chinese restaurant.
- nantucket, 1973. wooden dildo found in 19th-century chimney.
- fayettville, nc, 1982. apartment floor found covered in baco bits.
- france, 1927. one hundred foreskins found in convent.
- cleveland, ohio, 1978. menudo souvenir pen found in child's backpack.
- stockholm, sweden, 1986. human tooth found in bottom of stingray cocktail.
- waco, texas, 2015. uzi found in restaurant bag of tortilla chips.
- providence, ri, 1937. cocaine spoon found embedded inside head of corpse sprawled in drawing room.
- ipswitch, ma, 1948. trace amounts of kryptonite found under fingernail of lucky yamyam6am.
- rhodhise, north carolina. 2015. human remains found in 1968 pontaic pulled from river.
- oregon, august, 1947. soggy uranium drum found in the back of pickup truck.
- austin, tx. airborn floral pattern disturbs patrons of organic food store
- seattle, wa. slow moving dark shape unnerves patrons of boutique sex shop.