somber hops: the anti-celebratory brewing company

 

 

somber hops: if you think about it long enough, you'll find something to be thankful for
somber hops: ‘tis the season of giving up
somber hops: drinking to the death of god since 1917
somber hops: so much depends upon a solitary bar stool 
somber hops: drink morosely
somber hops: for those about to drink alone, we salute you
somber hops: requiem for a neglected dream
somber hops: my god, what have i done?
somber hops: far from the maddening crowd
somber hops: it could have been so good
somber hops: for moments of quiet reflection
somber hops: pairs well with silence.
somber hops: best enjoyed alone
somber hops: drink alone. in peace.
somber hops: it's ok, have another, no one's looking
somber hops: use your inside voice
somber hops: here comes the nostalgia
somber hops: we live as we dream. alone.
somber hops: the day everything became diseased and died
somber hops: cool story, bro
somber hops: winter is coming
somber hops: long dark night of the soul
somber hops: in the end, they'll only let you down
somber hops: nobody understands you because you are so deep
somber hops: helping to ease the pain of existence
somber hops: control is an illusion
somber hops: slave to entropy
somber hops: drink away the memory of *insert name of carbon-based life form*
somber hops: cheers to returning to void!
somber hops: one day you'll laugh about this. today is not that day.
somber hops: just rue it (<inverted swoosh logo that's also doubling as a frowny face>
somber hops: just think how far you could have gone without the lisp