wanted: exp. psychic driver for mind control party. must be bonded.
call shmev anderson. luna 999.661.221.0344. pay based on exp.
wtb grokbox 1193 model. jailbroken pref.
must be serial wiped. no questions asked.
runaway mormon teen seeks sociopathic older man for mutually exploitative abusive relationship
spool me @ *!*@99kryst**
mifflin, queerwater, doubtfire, and associates
"no legal matter too petty"
shoggoth and mi-go: eldritch attorneys at law
"no legal matter too arcane"
wanted: hotshot dirigible captain to pilot assault on planet time.
contact st. albans, refinery. 12.
transgen necrophiliac seeks same.
this honky needs woking.
won't you help? i'll be at that coffee shop. you know the one.
emotional support clown for hire.
contact buttons @zx-210
verbinski and verbinksi
semi-nude father and son attorneys at law
"no case too scantily clad"
laid back male seeks laid back grrl to enjoy end times scenario with
"it's all good"
professional obscurist, aspiring aspirer
yoinks mcginty. bi-corpse curious. shy but willing.
timid rastafarian seeks homicidal italian divorcee for petty vandalism,
off-world graft, illicit spool jacking. jah rule, b-117 district, cube farm z-32-9
hemophiliac lion tamer seeks same. blood type: o+
wanted: director of strategic surrealist think tank.
req 10 years+ surrealist governance exp in high presh surrealist environment
opaque people skills and extra-dimensional time management skills preferred
aloysius nosegay, aesthetic surgery for rastafarians. doctor
now accepting new patients.
swf seeks artisinal oak-aged whiskey faggot with authentic portland beard.
must collect japanese electro-grime on blue vinyl.
wanted: cake decorator with severe eczema. psorisis, too.
manfred van otto: junkie. whiskey pimp. moustache artisan. seeks japanese meme for good times.
wanted: experienced hovercraft pilot to lead nambian pleasure tour.
avegoth & sons
recreational mind wiping specialists since 2021.
licensed, bonded, discreet.
manfrotto's trading post: your one-stop-shop for illicit goods.
now in: a-1e grok boxes.
"for your seventh story infiltration-exfiltration needs. banned in all gov jurisdictions."
bunderswerp and sons.
comfort egg repair and maintenance.
bonded, insured, discreet.
servers needed at the pink midget: a speakeasy for the vertically challenged.
5' and under.
kinky infidel seeks permanent employ.
skills: wasting time, criticizing others
wanted: surrealist bodyguard
capt. franz van papule.
airship captain. raconteur.
serious inquiries only.
1313 olfactory ln, london
yertz and dodson. attorneys at law.
advocates for the rights of transgendered service droids since 2078.
thunderpussy and mcmasters.
attorneys at law. the ass-kicking kind.
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