wanted: exp. psychic driver for mind control party. must be bonded.

call shmev anderson. luna 999.661.221.0344. pay based on exp.

 

wtb grokbox 1193 model. jailbroken pref.

must be serial wiped. no questions asked.

feed@fablimfulchk

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runaway mormon teen seeks sociopathic older man for mutually exploitative abusive relationship

spool me @ *!*@99kryst**

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mifflin, queerwater, doubtfire, and associates

"no legal matter too petty"

@mqda-x-2311

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shoggoth and mi-go: eldritch attorneys at law

"no legal matter too arcane"

 

wanted: hotshot dirigible captain to pilot assault on planet time.

contact st. albans, refinery. 12.

 

transgen necrophiliac seeks same.

@#!~~deed

 

this honky needs woking.

won't you help? i'll be at that coffee shop. you know the one.

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emotional support clown for hire. 
contact buttons @zx-210

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verbinski and verbinksi

semi-nude father and son attorneys at law

"no case too scantily clad"

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laid back male seeks laid back grrl to enjoy end times scenario with

"it's all good"

hollahback2me@99z~
 

mums bartholomew

professional obscurist, aspiring aspirer

spool#:5*5*xgen

 

yoinks mcginty. bi-corpse curious. shy but willing.

spool#:necronewb579

 

timid rastafarian seeks homicidal italian divorcee for petty vandalism,

off-world graft, illicit spool jacking. jah rule, b-117 district, cube farm z-32-9

 

hemophiliac lion tamer seeks same. blood type: o+

 

wanted: director of strategic surrealist think tank. 

req 10 years+ surrealist governance exp in high presh surrealist environment

opaque people skills and extra-dimensional time management skills preferred

 

aloysius nosegay, aesthetic surgery for rastafarians. doctor

now accepting new patients.

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swf seeks artisinal oak-aged whiskey faggot with authentic portland beard.

must collect japanese electro-grime on blue vinyl.

 

wanted: cake decorator with severe eczema. psorisis, too.

 

manfred van otto: junkie. whiskey pimp. moustache artisan. seeks japanese meme for good times. 

 

wanted: experienced hovercraft pilot to lead nambian pleasure tour.

 

avegoth & sons

recreational mind wiping specialists since 2021. 

licensed, bonded, discreet.

inquire within.

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manfrotto's trading post: your one-stop-shop for illicit goods.

now in: a-1e grok boxes.

"for your seventh story infiltration-exfiltration needs. banned in all gov jurisdictions."

 

bunderswerp and sons.

comfort egg repair and maintenance.

bonded, insured, discreet.

 

servers needed at the pink midget: a speakeasy for the vertically challenged.

5' and under.

 

kinky infidel seeks permanent employ.
skills: wasting time, criticizing others

 

wanted: surrealist bodyguard

 

capt. franz van papule.

airship captain. raconteur.

serious inquiries only.

1313 olfactory ln, london

 

yertz and dodson. attorneys at law.

advocates for the rights of transgendered service droids since 2078.

 

thunderpussy and mcmasters.

attorneys at law. the ass-kicking kind.

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