b movies

  • bat mastodon in this moustache for hire

  • natasha restropovich is riot nun. "because old habits die hard."

  • lillith j. is the janky off-world high-school guidance counslor

  • rizzo shankley is the impressario of janky hipster art porn. "you won't believe your eyes."

  • chazz oakley is the egyptian proctologist. "nothing is what it seems."

  • lady gaga stars in the dirty harry reboot: "do you feel lucky today, partisan republican punk?"

  • yoinks mcgee stars in the dullest holiday film ever made: shelf elf

  • lurtch astercans wastes no time in hoedown in the abbatoir

  • sax burnside is the porridge minder. "who's minding the porridge?"

  • ernst purefoy is the man who was overly deferential to minorities "his behavior will make you cringe"

  • spotswood houndthrush is the woke weatherman. "73% chance of gender-neutral snow tomorrow"

  • olga durango is porcine autistic newcaster #67

  • octavia threadlove stars in flithery bonn's finishing school for disreputable don juans

  • joaquin phoenix is the brooklyn bassist who disliked the velvet underground. "one young man dared to stand alone."

  • spooks magoo is the douchebag who came in from the cold

  • garth wiggins is the self-actualizing motherfucker "everyone's on notice whenpersonal achievement comes to town."

  • butters sweetmeat is the impressionist detective.  "leave it to him to connect the dots."

  • birtch throttlemeyer is the surrealist high school wrestling coach

  • adam sandler is the kung-fu racist. "eastern mysticism meets western prejudice in a blinding display of cultural insensitivity."

  • bazz thurwell is the ridiculously frumpy mid-level manager

  • biv mandershine stars in the erotic banquet caterers of beta-tauri ix. the sequel to last year's sci-fi opera, the erotic gardening committe of quad mining colony beta xi.

  • twelve hangry men

  • butch cassidy and the sundance film festival kid

  • enrique thrushwell is the poolboy of the gods

  • anastasia fiercely stars in my withered legs/lesbian erasure

  • in a future populated by transgender vampires who can change gender at will, one man stood alone. chazz goforth is the unapologetic male.

  • the quadriplegic wedding planner. sandra bullock plays a fully paralyzed wedding planner who plans weddings via blinking her eyes into her vr wedding planning app. matthew mcconaughey plays the high powered nyc lawyer who can't help falling for her.

  • rizzo shankley is the maven of janky hipster art porn

  • susan rollo is the jive talking sommelier

  • star warts

  • nils terpsichore is the eldritch weeder

  • babe the bue oxycotin dealer

  • bosh knightley takes your logic for a ride as the elliptical guru. also, he's got drugs. lots of drugs.

  • natasha restropovich stars in riot nun. "old habits die hard."

  • chiki fenderstein is the laotian foxbat. “you’ll have no idea what you just saw.”

  • augur boatswain is the lascivious bat puller 

  • billy nevins is the spacefaring sailor who has a symbiote in every port. the new sex caper from toys+.

  • quintin latimore is the authenticator. "don't even think of logging in without his permission. "

  • sincerity comes to durham: a heartwarming christmas special about durham hipster musicians who find sincerity in music for the very first time. 

  • chance butters is the hare-lipped sextoy

  • artemis kreplach is the hottentot of twat

  • strap in for a wild ride when you see hot space station justice: to protect and moisturize, starring chase bivouac

  • drexel ratch stars in indiscretion assured

  • pasco valerian is the cheeky huntsman

  • endicott bohampton has a season pass. in hell.

  • gazz guiliops is the backwards-facing bathroom attendant

  • sheila pratjoy is the cannibal psychotherapist. "she gets to the heart of the problem"

  • drexel ratch is drexel ratch in dropship in a turkish bath house 

  • sweetbriar jenkins stars in momma don't allow no symbiotes round here.
    "the best first-person shooter about british desserts i've ever played" enthuses yankee bastard

  • in the waning light of a dying empire, one man stood alone. hotch buttkiss is the gomorrahan tanning bed attendant

  • billy nevins is the last of the man-sized rockers: "he not only plays electric guitar, he can take a punch without wilting!" - pitchfork

  • ulysses bravo is the pencil factory foreman who lead me astray

  • bentley acrostics stars in waiter, there's a russian troll bot in my soup!

  • gerry mandering is the boutique rock shock jock

  • spatz retinue is the quiet boy who couldn't stop twerking

  • gareth mikkelson is the uncompromising sellout. "no man could stand in the way of his selling out."

  • garth oleandar stars in to open the floodgates of absurdity

  • monty starshine is the transgendered vicar of nottinghamshire

  • monty starshine makes his big-screen debut in the tweet heard 'round the world

  • a live-action reboot of inch-high private eye, starring brad pitt's penis

  • bazz blaznik stars in the gonzo dating comedy a single guy's guide to picking up service droids

  • porter thurwell is the monday morning surrrealist. "i coulda done a better job on that urinal installation."

  • bBazz o’blazniks is the hobo on steroids

  • bazz oinksberger is the middling middle manager

  • blimey cosgrove stars in with this symbiote, thee i do wed

  • smithers nevil jones in a bit of the old in-out, eh guv?

  • garret bontrager stars in the lisping diplomat

  • galileo thoratch and margel harshbarger star in travellin' poon shack

  • augustus dammeron in confessions of a bandy-legged shopkeeper

  • teddy bunglark is el yobbo: the zygote whisperer

  • reg blighter is the cannibal activist. "social change just got messy."

  • blanche riveria stars in conga line of the damned

  • bongo hashtag stars as the part-time cosmonaut 

  • quintin garthside is the billionaire with a heart of gold

  • tuts turrwelliver stars in with this launch code, i thee wed

  • quantex nightshade is doin' yoga in the slaughterhouse

  • porsche bartholomew stars in dreams of transgender boy scouts

  • rizzo shankely is the genius in jodphurs

  • diply darkly is the man who mistook his wife for a pleather suitcase

  • payton deveraux is the sommelier who would not dance

  • flavor flav stars in a remake of clockwork orange, set in contemporary baltimore

  • hudspeth feldspur is the dildo repairman. "he makes house calls."

  • chase bivoauc in the outrageous comedy nuremberg birthday party

  • barth thurwell is the impulsive critic. " i can tell just by the cheekbones of these actors that i'm going to enjoy this film."

  • baxter yum yum is the fiend of mulberry street "there goes the neighborhood"

  • praxely turnadroit stars in digital horseradish

  • pops new guinea and marmite o'shaughnessy star in american butthole

  • teddy bunglark stars in oh, nightsnacks!

  • tivoli scotchbrand stars as colonel tits

  • adagio bettencourt is tits up in the gutter

  • butters bochalice and hampton gynocide star in pants like molasses 

  • obelisk von bon bon is that bus stop twerking dude. "this summer, terror has a new name. and wears leather hotpants." coming soon to a theater near you. see it, if you must.

  • govinda consuelo is the theoretical assassin. "she conceptualizes you to death."

  • tory throatjostler is the automated lavatory expungement bot with a past

  • octavia strangerpussy has got the autodoc blues

  • ars batchwelder stars as autistic child #23

  • bofferel chauntice is the cannibal dilletante. "eating people was just a phase."

  • quintin crisp is the feckless pickle

  • patterson finestein tells all in his new video-memoir: i was a waterboy for the duke lacross team 

  • clarice jernigan is the jihadi interior designer. "what blinds best accent this beheading rug?"

  • reginald husk is the bipolar submarine captain

  • turk flannagan, comng atcha' this summer in an explosive double feature: death by osmosis, and the hair-lipped grammarian

  • hortipence h fuckchuckler stars in the gonzo comedy this blanket tastes like horse piss!

  • barky sweatbox stars in god's rebuttal. "this summer, the big guy upstairs has the last word."

  • chesterton h farnsworth stars in the off-world thriller the godless hermaphrodites of alpha taurus

  • bester mccracken heats up the screen as the fetishist in the stove pipe hat

  • bizz o'malley stars in an assembly line of hollywood jank n' thrash

  • bazz nightshade is the honey-tongued surrealist. The sequel to last year's sleeper hit cannibal rhetorician.

  • apollo longshanks and crispus attucks in cannibal jello wrestling hoe down

  • this summer, matt damon is adrift in the henhouse.  directed by ridley scott.

  • corky montenegro is the car alarm impressionist

  • natasha atlas is the jihadi sexbot. "built for pleasure. destined for vengeance."

  • helga flamenco stars as clubfooted beauty #2

  • crispus montague stars as a bedevilled adman in poppa's got a brand new ad campaign. "stay on the scene. like an ad machine."

  • gonzo mcchoochoo and butters mctavish are sure to shock and offend this summer with their brutal new buddy comedy garbage man rape club

  • chelsea mandrake is the duchess of filth. "you won't believe your eyes."

  • reese witherspoon stars in the follow-up to eat, pray, love in the instant classic thin white chicks doing yoga

  • flanky zapata stars as the contour swindler

  • minky starshine makes his broadway debut in i, uncle sexbot

  • butters mctavish aims to please in highly inappropriate memes for children, volume ii

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch as detective frank barkshark in swipe left for murder

  • ternigut foulmore is the food court foodie

  • j.a. mudge stars in robot truant finishing school. "a motion picture as shocking as it is true."

  • misty bunderswipe stars in girls were built for fun, girls were built for justice

  • jambalaya purefock stars as the sassy cafeteria lunch lady in a hairnet for algernon

  • this summer, recalibrate your ethical-moral continuum when tidak setju swishes into view as the leper messiah

  • joost fairlane stars in astrogloop joopjivers. filmed in sporevision!

  • bosh knightley takes your logic for a ride as the elliptical guru. also, he has drugs, lots of drugs. 

  • copernicus baggins stars in my hurdy gurdy weighs a ton

  • peaches mackleby is the raper of men, aka one angry cunt, aka the dildo assassin

  • shanzz oakely stars in if these bathroom stall walls could talk

  • archibald hughes and family return in the hit summer franchise nambla summer camp. "celebrating the socratic tradition."

  • garret von bontrager stars in the day trader and the octopus. "his day is about to get strange."

  • tig sweltermeat stars in hey waiter, there's a sexbot in my soup!

  • jazz bowie makes a mockery of your armored personnel carrier in guru with a rocket launcher

  • lillith shankley is sandanista of the food court!

  • billy 'nevins' wayvyer charts a course for suburban strange in wife and two kids. co-starring gonad oswego as the mysterious comptroller in the basement.

  • garth fabian returns as 'the kid' in sex party at grandma's house

  • horst swelterstein in the horrifying true-life tale of terror: flamethrower in the dog park

  • mccracken jones stars in basement: a love story

  • horst tannenhauser stars in the wistful anti-aging drama we shat raindbows, once

  • piers fontanue is the hazy regressions tester

  • joost fairlane is guru with a jetpack. "this summer, enlightenment takes flight."

  • felled by a nitrous dart: the zizza zuzu story

  • smithers nevil jones is up to his old tricks in his latest caper, a bit of the old in out, eh guv?

  • blimey cosgrove is knee deep in the hurly burly

  • adagio bettencourt stars in tits up in the gutter

  • sanchez giancotto stars in in case of emergency, set ablaze

  • blimey cosgrove in the mindbending sci-fi epic this spaceship we call earth

  • desdemona purefoy and drexel ratch star in erotic bat attack!

  • frequency shitters: a bailey cavendish mystery feed

  • quantex fairview in bishop with an agenda. "he says you're going to hell."

  • mystery dipthong stars in pants vs. slacks

  • geronimo backside is the accidental inseminator. "watch your back."

  • courtney throatlobber will break your heart in the tragic love story with this symbiote, thee i do wed

  • lolo rapebuns stars in to have and to withold

  • piers fontenot plays the man who couldn't stop listening to recordings of duran duran sound checks from 1981

  • expat bester mccracken is the godfather of seoul

  • teddy jaguar in a motion picture as shocking as it is true: the high lisp priest of the hair lip

  • simpson bandolini is the surrealist short-order cook

  • caitlin undertow is the daughter of a dyslexic priest

  • barnaby parsnip tries to solve the riddle of the enigmatic flowchart

  • barnaby thrilljockey in elegy for what's-his-name

  • chastity puritycakes stars in where the sexbots have no name

  • destiny firebiscuits is antipode with an axe

  • dutch dickwhistler stars in mystery dick

  • olga durango is cannibal bellhop #9, the sequel to last years' sleeper hit octogenarian foot fetishist #478

  • binky suarez stars in the summer comedy shifty rat fuck

  • juan carlos deplorio is the rosary bead thief

  • reginald binomial is the incontinent robot

  • reginald wildboar smythe stars in angels with halitosis. "beauty is not what it seems."

  • quin nightshade is the pimply assassin: ode to an eyestalk

  • spazz fortnoy is the whimisical fornicator: portrait of the flautist as a young ruffian

  • spitz fitzgerald is the baboon winker: awash in cephalopods. "just because you don't see the eels, doesn't mean they aren't there."

  • blimey cosgrove stars in a fortnight with the dumb oracle. "he sang like an electric leper."

  • bartz headlock is the obsequious criminal

  • davenport fernbrush stars in the spy who unfriended me

  • barrisford throckmorton stars in lover, podiatrist, viking

  • nick bivoauc stars in all fight scenes seet to free jazz.

  • bentley quiggenbrush is the minder of prawns

  • anastasia quartzhound is the offender of men. "gents, you won't believe your ears."

  • blimey cosgrove is the mellow zealot. "it's all good, goddammit."

  • chase diaspora is the comatose lover. "because love means never having to say "for the love of christ, wake up!"

  • swavalia jones is the portion control enforcer. "she thinks you've had enough."

  • erstwhile bandycakes in the big-screen adaptation of her best-selling memeori, pocketfulls of lint

  • jesper cavendish stars in throwdown in the confessional. "sometimes, salvation hurts like a bitch."

  • morton throckbottom in the remainder table of sin

  • fauvist nightshade stars as blind willy rapebat

  • titan breadnaught is the preening corpse

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch in off-world sorority killer

  • shecky trondheim in klezmer, my klezmer

  • destiny blevins is the pockmarked princess

  • peevly quantex is the forgetful bishop

  • alexander skarsgaard stars in goatchimp. "half goat, half chimp, no man."

  • eldritch wainscott is the comatose priest. "salvation was never this elusive."

  • buttermilk sanchez is the off-world pleasure tester 

  • artemis showjockey is the ostritch lisper. "pray that he never tries to pronounce your name."

  • torquay judkins is the blackmarket priest: sombreros filled with sin

  • brinkley la feve is the part-time priest 

  • davenport fernbrush stars in the elliptically crooked mile

  • priestly spacecase stars in whispered omissions

  • corregut fantail is ex-android jim in anticipating belinda: comedown on a helipad

  • brock nightshade is the toilet thief

  • portly fiendish is the amorous bellhop

  • garth nightshade is the carefree hypochondriac

  • eldretch drexel is the concave manchild

  • samba dickslap stars in amputee dance party

  • samba dickslap in refugee camp game show host

  • samba dickslap is the church pimp

  • samba dickslap is the honky at the car wash

  • samba dickslap stars in dance of the ill-fitting shoe

  • samba dickslap is the slumber party pedophile

  • govinda consuelo is the knife thrower's assistant. "a pointed tale of love and good aim."

  • niles podtickler is the portable curmudgeon

  • borge humding is the spastic neurosurgeon

  • jake podwell is the beaming malcontent

  • paz oasis stars in front-line resistance hotties volume x

  • buttermilk sanchez is the off-world pleasure tester

  • jorge humdinger in the spastic wastrel

  • serenity backsnatch is the dithering whoremonger

  • george slackjaw is truckstop poseur

  • obscenity ghost, the hit new children's show in japan, makes its way to the big screen in obscenity ghost zero

  • mums bartholomew stars in the big-screen adaptation of confessions of an autodidact

  • august boatswain is the salty wayfarer

  • kitten eldritch is the coincidence thief. "she'll rob the random right out of your life."

  • dirk rejoineder stars in silence of the iambs

  • dirk rejoinder stars in no country for old patriarchal white men

  • garret bontrager is the octopus minder. "who's minding the octopus?"

  • anastasia dammeron stars in i hate the slow creep of your fetus

  • this spring, amberlay threadgill is adrift betwixt two nethers

  • frank neurith is the contrarian priest. "he even disagreed with god."

  • dog theory and yerks & dodson in vampire ski slope. "eighty crates with a crime party. orbital snowstorm. methuselah snuffbox."

  • cooze mccandless, star of the hit series hey, look where my hand was!, returns as haunted detective franklin rumbleshark in spatter pattern. directed by digit spool bad boy ernst von ruffian.

  • santo embarque stars as the put-upon painter. "god dammit all to hell."

  • brittany crukshank is hormonal tweener with an axe. "death is just a mood swing away."

  • octavia quantex in ungendered like me: one person's brave struggle to resist enforced gender assignment at birth

  • jock feeney is barabas the headsman. "he always was a soft touch with the blade."

  • jett zither stars in the gay albatross: tales from a maritime captain's tavern

  • auger boatswain and dirk rejoinder star in salty wayfarer ii: strong words

  • butters chenowith is the tapioca cowboy, the sequel to last year's high plains tapioca drifter

  • django wastrel stars in sexbot union blues

  • arc cockswelter is the lonely detective. "happiness was a case he could not solve."

  • social climbers of mars, volume ii: transgender aid package, starrring a forgettable cast of eager unknowns

  • masie von nebula stars in the meteor shower who came to dinner. "a comedy of manners and burning up in atmo."

  • artemis sweetbriar is the devil's social media consultant. "tweeting to you from hell."

  • garret von bontrager is the elephantine dinner guest. "it's impolite to stare."

  • gunnar hanson is the steamfist futurist. "the past never stood a chance."

  • this holiday season, quincy dardenelle takes you on a tour of symbiote farms of the adriatic

  • murderama spoolfeed star tango mctavish takes hollywood by storm this summer, with starring roles in two major motion picures: foxtrot in tangiers, and confessions of a triggerman

  • sprockets mcnulty is the tumble dry ruffian."cycle, rinse, repeat"

  • maime payne steps out in the new musical: kiss me, i'm dyspeptic!

  • kristy mcswelter in a single girl's guide to post-organic sex in the 23rd century

  • bartleby batpuller is the torturer's apprentice

  • jennifer aniston 2.0 stars in cannibal's delight. "finally, a rom-com you can sink your teeth into."

  • porn star shane pemberly heats up your spoolfeed in his latest, housewife sandwich

  • binky farragut stars in lullaby in morse code

  • weezy axlerod stars as the whistling hitman. "you'll hear him coming."

  • colin farrel in a tour de force, as bob, ted, carol, alice, and adolph 

  • kestrel von happenstance in fuckchuckler. "love means never having to ask 'wtf?'"

  • duchess bohampton stars in it wasn't an amoeba

  • fingers jernigan stars in dial m for myopia 

  • olga durango is russian whore #7

  • puss beacon theater presents confused beyond words: the consuelo arcwelder story

  • tits up in tangiers: a reginald monty mystery starring none other than the full monty himself

  • bahamia buttocks is the agnostic prognosticator

  • delancy rotgut is the queen street balcony vomiter. "look out below."

  • butters snowfaller stars as a mute lumberjack in lullaby in plaid

  • manderlay von otto is the meglomaniacal ice cream social planner, the sequel to arrogant playground dipshit

  • piers hooligan is the shiny batchain puller, the sequel to last year's hit the reluctant debutante

  • pickles whoremonger is the absent-minded mx missile silo operator. "whoops!"

  • reginald whorecracker is the batchain puller's apprentice

  • timothy whitefern in straight outta kennebunkport. "the story of six wasps who would change the face of white privilege forever."

  • grumpus bochastity stars as food scientist detective "mouthfeel" johnson in the flavour thief of alpha prime

  • p. hisselt stars in who killed david foster wallance? 

  • retch driftwood is the pervert who fell to earth. now playing in select time square spool parlours.

  • post-prandial ski patrol starring alex chicory

  • alexi sitrep stars in hoedown in the vomitorium

  • heeko veirderman is anonymous white lab coated scientist in the villian's undersea lab who fell madly in love

  • joost fairlane and charity firebiscuits are the decisionators

  • baxter yumyum is the transgender jihadist. "that's no handbag, that's a lipstick bomb!"

  • olga durango is amorous dental hygienist #8

  • harmony von gundersweets and artemis lolpop star in that's what she said

  • octavia dystopic is the contrarian sexbot. "built for pleasure, she could only contradict."

  • bochastity higgins is the pervert without portfolio

  • portly fiendish stars in hazard to self, others

  • shane mcanal is the creeper on the helipad

  • unity von shakkan, daughter of inez von shakkan, in the role of a lifetime: the stuttering prostitute. "a gauranteed oscar win!" enthuses spool minute. "portrays the underclass with startling realism," raves vanity fair. "watch out nic cage v6.3! someone's gunning to play the e-cig butt in your next tour de force!" shouts oink oink.

  • shiv stegely is the cortex debaser. "you'll wish you'd never fired a single synapse."

  • titus nightshade stars in a bouquet of vegetables

  • saunders goochweiller stars in fuckee turdballs! co-starring inez von shakkan. "explosive summertime fun!" raves yankee bastard.

  • drop ship to damascus. a drexel ratch feed, starring none other than the man himself

  • prescott swithins stars in the philosophical blockbuster of potato chips and ecstasy

  • dirk thrushgood and hank applesauce are the men who spat rainbows

  • azalia cosgrove stars in a sexbot behind every door

  • brittania cook stars in knee deep in brisket!

  • nuts applebaum is the constipated troubadour. the sequel to last year's smash the dyspeptic clown.

  • the marx brothers 2.0 bring the noise in bullshit at the bolshoi

  • for lartch batpuller, every day's a bad day. he's the sperm taster.

  • oi jurgens is the baroque dentist. "you've never seen grill work this ornate."

  • despina threadgill stars in digit spool me in the morning

  • essex bellesnake in the cube farmer's gambit

  • swagger tatungen is the dive bar bouncer with a heart of gold

  • briar sweetgums and phosphate joe are the paunchy bohemians

  • cha cha o'shaughnessy is the hemorrhoid whisperer

  • kissyface diedie is the killer with a heart of electrodes

  • quint boffin battles stiff global headwinds as the eldritch day trader

  • esteban cordero stars in nervous men in chinese rooms

  • jaques delancy stars in tree-lined street: a tale of suburban depravity

  • your mind will thrill to the crispy quantex: a detective story for arrogant orphans, starring jah largo and ashley sublogic

  • gull waxman is the creamery attendant

  • artemis kreplach is queef priest. "there's no polte way to spin this."

  • barrisford herkmonger in the scorned harrlequin tweets at midnight

  • django bernhardt is the insanely talented pharmacy thief

  • waverly eventide stars in jetpacks of baroque france

  • arc skatchwelder in i was a teenage deconstructionist

  • tijuana hotcakes stars in shock n' awe at the tanning salon

  • butters suggsbucket is the sensitive boy in jodhpurs

  • dirk bumgartner is that mouthy cunt in the espadrilles

  • kennels butterworth in the slap happy jockstrap. the sequel to last year's restraining order jamboree.

  • will tortion mcmasters survive the cumberbund mishap?

  • apples shenendoah stars in memory of the shagwell incident

  • feldash larkspur is the cross-dressing railway attendant 

  • barrisford mcnulty is the freeze tag addict. "c'mon guys, just one more game!"

  • herringbone smithson stars in the story that need not be told. "the most forgettable film of the year. entirely optional." - yankee bastard

  • rapper anonymous pube makes his acting debut in bubble cube 

  • van dyke carruthers is the ostracizer of sheep. "every day, in every way, he made them feel vaguley ashamed in ways their primitive sheep brains could not comprehend."

  • *_* stars as the barnyard contrarian. "somehow, he disagreed with all manner of barnyard animal."

  • spads micchelson stars as mystery dipthong in a tale hardly worth the telling

  • manderlay von sweetcakes is the tuetonic duty shirker. “das es verboten!”

  • mink "el greco" williams is the lisping muralist

  • oreo saunders is one tough cookie

  • beatrix priestly is the drooling femme fatale

  • forst dangler in raconteur with a plate of skin

  • thatch skyweaver is the lisping lothario. "hey there, thexy..."

  • romero hank is the incontinent time bomb. "one wrong move and you're soaked."

  • denise patterson is the creative class durham woman who did not practice yoga. a shocking tale of individual choice. now playing as a double feature with spizz greenwell in the young urban man who disliked radiohead. a tale of creative-class rebellion. 

  • piers macintyre is the littering liberal. a tale of unspeakable demographic betrayal.

  • lillian fullbright stars in confessions of a slow pulse boy

  • django williams is the fjord fondler. "he shaped the erotic sensibilities of entire continents."

  • priestly romero stars in day of the dawn of the fortnight of the night of the living dead

  • lucky yam yam @6am stars in the flatulent ghost palace of the 14th century

  • plantagent octavia is the stuttering grenadier

  • snowy jenkins stars in the great dendrite disaster of 2022. "a tale no school child should be without."

  • jurgens and the comfort egg. "an inward-facing love story for our time."

  • tortion grisby is the comfort bot on the run

  • spinner macgee is the nazi apologist. "his was an uphill rhetorical battle."

  • budd romak is the gomstick sommallier

  • this summer, love gets explosive as butters ffffftumption stars in with this rocket launcher, thee i do wed

  • trixie arcwelder is the data slut. "ones and zeros, baby."

  • reg blighter stars in not with my dijeridoo, you don't!

  • django clump stars in encephalitis friday

  • euphrates jackson is the compassionate pimp

  • ash feldstein is the leopard skin press agent

  • bud romak tries his hand at comedy in the amorous earthworm

  • udders scullthorpe in a fisting like no other

  • rochelle van hammerstein is the flatulent femme fatale. "no man could resist her charms. until she hotboxed them."

  • turd jurnigan is the bigot with a heart of gold

  • artemis butters stars in territorial fecundity. "guaranteed to confuse and agitate."

  • goforth von hapsburg stars in lions don't take hostages

  • drexel ratch stars as drexel ratch in the life and times of judge "cancer nuts" bean

  • montague firefall is the homosexual homewrecker of alpha centauri. "he was a gay time bomb, waiting to explode."

  • a holistic history of shit, as adapted for the screen by speckles binderstein

  • mathias nightshade is the crooning assassin. "pray he doesn't croon for you."

  • octavia dayglo is the amorous brand ambassador of baton rouge

  • reginald hemingbone stars in oh, the idiots you'll meet!

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch in tickles at 10,000 feet. "when this air marshall gets the giggles, you better duck."

  • torquay gundershark in the people who amused themselves to death

  • horst wilford stars in confessions of the hiccuping sniper

  • shorty clapp is the ukelele salesman. is your town hip enough to merit a visit?

  • crispin newcomer is the boy who sat like an art fag. "he made his schoolmates uneasy."

  • titan bedsit stars in there's an albatross in my hovercraft! the sleeper hit of the summer.

  • cosmo eventide stars in off with their clothes!

  • stig blighter is the lascivious traffic cop. "stop your car. drop your drawers."

  • upchuck mcfuckles is the vomitting clown of district 11. "he'll give your child a birthday party to remember."

  • tortion grigsby is the art pimp

  • shasta dickshine is the loneliest teardrop

  • sopwith von beckenshire stars in five queasy pieces

  • garth klemper is the nazi saxaphonist. "for a fascist, he sure could swing."

  • osgood foulmore is the hazy regressions tester

  • satori o'shea is the enigmatic washroom attendant of outpost x-13

  • pickles jackson is the off-world kangaroo birthing center superintendent

  • spizz portnoy stars in the shaming of spizz baisingthwaite

  • ignacio ratch is the gom stick whisperer

  • anchovies patterson stars in layover in tangiers

  • pickles fischer is the nightmare in plaid

  • monty "entrails" aurealius in the crotch worms of beta 9

  • giggles madison in a fun-filled summer double header: alibi in feathers and frontier masseuese

  • praxley goomba stars in the pornography forest. "where the girlie mags grow on trees."

  • big daddy leviathan is the elecutionizer

  • priestly quantex is the mendacious shoe shine boy. "he'll tarnish your soul."

  • chastity nostradamous stars in suicide straw. "this truly is the last straw."

  • dianne van hammerstein stars in the mind bending saga all past is science fiction

  • reginald flechette is the spazz who fell to earth

  • hapgood allen stars in the shaming of service droid k-23. "you'll never scrub toilets in this sector again!"

  • pickles starburst is the weekend atomizer. "titanium exoskeletons never looked so good."

  • kurt schwitters is the s-s-stuttering jazz singer

  • thrak diggles is slow pulse boy

  • tavish magoosh is the narcoleptic detective

  • squeaks eagleclown stars in night of the living spool hackerzzz

  • felicity skatchwell stars in a single girl's guide to mergers and aquisitions

  • chastity sweltercoil stars in the chastening of sigma 6

  • phfister mccalkin is that pale cokehead by the vending machine. "a cautionary tale of urban excess."

  • arch waverly stars in aim for the nuts

  • octavia plantagenent in pere ubu is my co-pilot

  • chesty knightsbridge is the crooning septegenarian

  • gucacamole hashtag is the after-dinner identity thief

  • uma thurman defies expectations as slovenly jewess #6

  • lacy garteroil is the spice mines of taraus 12

  • sparky mindtwerp is the angel with a bad attitude

  • antigone thrustmore and cherish alonzo star in garbage bounce

  • portia mcswithins stars in retirement pocketbook of a shell shock thug

  • grumpus bochastity stars as food scientist detective "mouthfeel" johnston in the flavor thief of alpha prime

  • tom hanks and drexel ratch in a stephen speilberg film: adventures of a cover band of a beatles cover band

  • chelsea bellewerther is little miss vagina sunshine

  • jay-z stars in day-z, a movie about zombie-rapper impresarios

  • emmeline sackbutt stars as the flatulent gypsy

  • the adventures of baz thurwell and his well-intentioned scrotum

  • lilo eldershark is the muttonchop gangster

  • alfredo pendergast is the muttering to himself motherfucker in the employee bathroom whom nobody seems to know

  • priestly foulmore makes a meal of terror in acclaimed snuff feed director ernst von ruffian's latest: a tableux of thanksgiving carnage. now filmed in offalvision.

  • swarth treetmore is the isis frathouse pledge. "how many beheadings does it take to become a brother?"

  • enid backstretch is the loosener of morals

  • entrails o'malley is the rodeo rider in heels part two: the summoning

  • eckles von bilgepump is the raiser of hackles

  • joost fairlane is the jihadi brand ambassador "because luxury is its own kind of martyrdom"

  • this holiday, dine out on terror with drexel ratch as he encounters the avuncular cannibal

  • baz hepworth is the artisinal asshole

  • bog fabian mocks his way to prominence in alight, on crutches!

  • bochastity higgins is pervert without portfolio

  • famous realtors of the old west, part seven

  • rebecca pidgin plays an overly solicitous vice cop in how may i bust you today?

  • artemis judge in the flatulent mystics of el dorado 7. the sequel to journey to the sweat lodge of the flatulent mystics.

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch is the satirical sleeper hit everyone's buzzing on: our brand is isis

  • courtney threshlove in awkward things to do at work 

  • jonquil nightshade is the dyspeptic seer. "despite her powers, she could not have foreseen the effects of that corned beef on rye"

  • when a nuisance becomes a crisis: blimey cosgrove stars in mosquito on the tip of my penis

  • baz thurwell is the white militia priest

  • monty foulmore is that supper club fascist

  • buster jackanape stars in kid jacklepants

  • giggles madison is the unlikely alibi in feathers

  • giggles madison is the frontier masseuse

  • courtney swanlove stars in divorcee houseboat 

  • bartleby longdriver in naysayer 2: the redaction

  • buddha sanchez is the stoned nazi prep school dropout

  • bongo sanchez is the pile drivin' fascist

  • canadian detective trudeau everettbong investigates the homicidal flambeau

  • montague firefall is the homosexual homewrecker of alpha centauri

  • el nobbo wayvyer is the disengagenist. the sequel to last summer's shocker the obstructionist.

  • drexel ratch stars as drexel ratch in  all out of duct tape

  • biff fabian stars in troglodyte on a rocket gantry

  • artemis spoolboy is back in the saddle as the sexbot tech who went too far

  • udders sculthorpe plays an effeminate seal team leader in snatch, grab, and mince

  • tiny morrison stars in the sober docudrama neverending cavalcade of a transgender protest

  • hand down your pants: the new louche comedy starring drexcel ratch

  • tiger mandrake stars in night of the jewel-encrusted gom stick

  • garret bontrager is the timid sociopath

  • baz basingthwaite is the prurient nibbler

  • threadgill el mar in dial m for textured protein foodstuffs

  • monty "entrails" aurealius in the foot worms of beta 9

  • the ineffable melancholy of the flamethrower platoon leader press presents sgt. dax mchenry's book of flamethrower poetry. volume one: scorched earth policy of the soul

  • portly fiendish stars in hazard to self, others

  • the life and times of judge 'cancer nuts' bean

  • gregor postalthwaite is the pornography broker. "how much do you need?"

  • titan manderlay stars in douchebag in the oval office. "this commander in chief's a total dick."

  • ribbons jernigan is the kabuki pirate

  • dirk thrushgood is the man who shat rainbows

  • hank gatecrasher is the epiphany pisser. "with every shower, a glimpse into the truth of life."

  • first it was a negro. then it was a woman. now it's a gimp. pems botheril is gimp president.

  • azalia mangrove stars in a sexbot behind every door

  • brittania cook stars in knee deep in brisket!

  • nuts applebaum is the constipated troubadour

  • the marx brothers 2.0 in bullshit at the bolshoi

  • lartch batpuller in let them wear cheap chinese shoes

  • "from his vantage point in orbit, cruz mcchandless spent the morning squelching fire patterns from the wastrels in outpost 7." so begins buffalo henry's big screen adaptation of species-neutral seduction techniques

  • upchuck mcfuckles, the vomiting clown of district 11, will keep you in stitches this summer in his newest comedy, off-world gom stick colony beta tauri prime

  • garth von hapsburg stars in lions don't take hostages

  • piers montague is the toddy wiper. “wipe. rinse. repeat.”

  • dierdre barnswallow is the hackle raiser

  • hudson spillaine has his hands full in puerto rican afterbirth

  • nightshade meadowlark is the vegemite whisperer. "sandwiching was never the same again."

  • junkets patterson is the cannibal ice cream parlour man

  • nightshade meadowlark in when you wish upon a personal augmentation device

  • piers maumshade stars as the mumblecore assassin. “when death came, it did so inarticulately.”

  • boscage o'shea is the odor sifter

  • cracker: the scrumps portnoy story

  • chastity meadowlark and peggy birdbrain star in dildos on fire

  • carruthers cousins is the whiskey-soaked priest

  • leamington hopgood is the cannibal libertine

  • enid borgis is the girl who queefed oil

  • patches o’shaughnessy stars as saint john the instagram blow up. "it's sainthood on fleek."

  • the vicissitudes of the symbiote pleasure tour: a vanity fair essay by tom wolfe 3.0.

  • drexel ratch and chase bivouac are brothers in spandex

  • perkins crispex is the toenail fondler

  • bat thermopylae is the undertaker’s social media strategist. “because obscurity is for stiffs.”

  • larch crispex is the hairdresser to the homeless. “for him, style was a matter of sheer desperation.” co-starring nick nolte 2.0.

  • botch hoskiss is the armchair seal team warrior

  • hapax meadowlark stars in even in our dreams we have mustaches

  • artemis spoolboy stars in clear and present kinkiness

  • buddhas sanchez is the wrong man in the wrong place in gruppenfuhrer at the kibbutz

  • suzie klepworth is the accidental jihadist

  • turbo turbo #wootbot stars in off-world discotheque

  • velocity starsnap is the bitch shifter

  • dexter fernbrush stars in a hot new york minute. “no time to think, man. just do it!”

  • mums oliver plays a rebellious foreman in dustup in a tv factory

  • titus fitzwilliam is the charnel house foreman. "he loved his job."

  • patch o'halligan stars in mugged in a dyke bar

  • gibbous moon lights up your vid feed as the queer vegan hustler 

  • doc feverdream stars in the big-screen adaptation of his hit memoir, the velocity of wussissitude

  • tendacity bluestrike stars in redemption at the methadone clinic. “salvation’s just a coincidence away.”

  • dudley sparklepants, hot new gaytime talk show host, steps out in the new musical, shadrack glory totem

  • tench belleweather stars as a disgraced tugboat captain with one last shot at redemption, in time cop bastard rascal groupie reacharound

  • jurgens feldstein in the espionage thriller dropship in a turkish bathhouse

  • thermopylae thatchweaver and velocity skylark are the shark butter impressarios

  • butters o’malley is the tear-stained jerkoff

  • guadeloupe applebottom is the smut peddler’s assistant

  • ciara nightshade is the amorous proofreader. “typos drove her wild.”

  • dax manley is the post-modern cowboy. "language was his rodeo."

  • woody allen 2.0 is hutch botchkiss: neurotic jihadist. "eighty percent of life is not blowing yourself up."

  • severin onassis is the tanning bed psychiatrist.  "lie down, get a tan, and tell him about your childhood."

  • garth meringue is the rollercoaster open-heart surgeon. "because operating tables are for sissies."

  • peaches foulmore is the powerball flunkie

  • haskins driscoll is the sociologist with a heart of gold

  • bartholomew jurgens is the fungus-ridden pastry chef. “this croissant is rife with spores!”

  • biblical rapper pontius pilate sets the screens alight this holiday with commandment rap (king james edition)

  • pasco vanian plays a surrealist traffic cop with a grudge in roundabout to infinity

  • herringbone jackson is the whale groupie

  • minky starshine and walt crispus in the summer’s unlikely comedy breakout, because uncle ostrich wills it so

  • pepsia disfortitude in elegy for a playground weenie

  • lapeppo hobgood is the chinese jazz bastard. the enigmatic sequel to last year’s puzzler, a shallow cunt.  “rooftop surveillance feed picks up lapeppo drumming on the roof of consolidated foodstuff, inc. global transnational hq. each flick of his brushes on the snare fries yet another mainframe. a self-described ‘transonic prankster,’ hobgood has brought down three corporate grids this year alone. all with a single kick and snare drum. no high hat.”

  • death of a tanning bed impresario by arthur miller, jr

  • fauvist nightshade shines in the role of a lifetime, as the atrocity tourist

  • boscage o’shea is the part-time president. “this commander in chief only works weekends.”

  • hackles dronestrike is the surrealist daytrader. “he made his company filthy rich in ways they could not quantify.”

  • hackels belleweather is the coy bodyguard. "you never knew whether or not he had your back."

  • phil speckler in this onanist for hire. “guaranteed to ruin parties.”

  • shores batbuoy is the octopus tickler’s apprentice

  • janice eckletort in the spoolfeed adaptation of cajun blow job: a cologne for men

  • chelsea hashtag/counterhastag (aka the c#/#) and peaches delacroix in cannibal wedding planner. “finally, a chick flick with bite.”

  • paul rudd is the onanist priest. "pray he doesn't introduce you to his other habit."

  • sophia loren v 3.2 stars as the gilded ostrich chiseler

  • kennedy starfix takes a hollywood bloodbath as the cannibal groupie

  • biz fairlaine is the cannibal car dealer

  • by the skin of my teeth, the zany new indie comedy about a struggling manager of awful indie bands, who also happens to be a cannibal

  • from thatch grendlelark, widely acclaimed as "the filmmaker who needn't have bothered" comes a tale as unnecessary as it is repugnant: crab shoes, starring morgan freeman as a female circumciser for hire

  • luxy shazzpo is the girl who spotted vincent price in a movie without a single candleabra

  • hal swanchek is the part-time racist. "on weekends, his tolerance flew out the window."

  • blimey cosgrove is the middle-management holiday cookout racist. "team player during the week, jovial racist on the weekend."

  • ternigat foulmore stars in take all day, you've got a bomb to disarm

  • chaz balchek plays a time-traveling bouncer in elizabethean fisticuffs a go-go

  • vivienne von und zu trachtenburg stars in 30 lbs of grade-a americantrucker ass

  • rosa sub rosa is the boozy midwife

  • laumeister paydirt s the contentious queer theorist who came to dinner

  • raven la pren is the elliptical urine dodger of beta tauri prime

  • bosch blanchett is the cannibal roadie. "pray he doesn't give you a backstage pass."

  • raven la pren in a constipated lullaby at 20,000 leagues

  • adventures of a hypochondriac eel midwife in new york, starring zoey deschanel 2.0

  • hobson gobmeister stars in dead man wingeing

  • parker cavendish is the douchebag on crutches. "sympathy was impossible to muster."

  • patton oswald has his own spoolfeed. introducing pattonly absurd! 

  • priestly nighthawk stars as a nihilistic security guard in finger me in the panic room

  • buttons delmonico is that blubbering data entry guy

  • spitz ignatio stars in kafka 2.0: kafka gets a brain app pers upgrade and ditches depressing literature in order to become a successful insurance salesman

  • parthax legomena is the feeble fuck in the flight suit

  • chaz palmintieri stars as the file clerk of orbital x-97

  • courtney von spreckenstein stars as a nervous foam delivery lady in pity party in my pants

  • bo shreckli stars in the impetuous lion tamers of ganymede vii

  • danville thrushlark in the new pan-global caper the foreskin protocol. co-starring lacy garteroil as the un envoy with a past.

  • hackles jernigan is the dick chucker. "don't let him get ahold of your junk." the sequel to last year's sleeper hit fuck off and die.

  • brittany heidigger is the laziest xenophobe in santa monica. co-starring ryan gosling as the minsiter of re-education.

  • turnigut foulmore plays the man who sold his soul for 1,000,000 likes. the sequel to will work for instagram followers.

  • corky x-ray stars as the psychopathic wayfarer

  • armistead maumpan is the bat whisperer

  • solomon tumercliffe stars in da bizthrift's adaptation of the acclaimed novel in my summer of boons and afflictions. don't miss it!

  • arch winthrop plays a high-school guidance counselor prone to flying into a psychotic rage whenever he hiccups

  • piers amboy is the dispassionista

  • nesbit shinkler plays a faithful husband and loving family man who harbors a shameful secret: he objectifies soap, in clean/unclean

  • butters feldstein tries to forestall the inevitable, in they saved scott baio's brain!

  • gringo ringbat is the tubeless baffler

  • pasco valerian is the flatulent huntsman

  • pablo montbanque is the cheeky art broker

  • tisley archdale stars as an advice columnist to the dead in where mollusks fear to tread

  • endicott bohampton has a season pass, in hell

  • desdemona steeplechase and tarr nesbit are the womb kickers. "easily the most nihilistic spool feed yet!" - #counter# "outside nesbits window, an army of twerking mimes made safe passage a distant pipe dream."

  • holiday greetings from the man who vomited on your sofa. starring george clooney 2.0.

  • flaco albeniz is the catalonian batchain puller. "he swore allegiance to no man." filmed in survivorscope!

  • abby goopminder stars as a disgraced angel with one last shot at redemption, in fuck your dreams, this is heaven

  • ignacio batista stars as a man with a shameful secret, in raped by a female mime

  • johnny bile is the pill-popping vicar. "salvation's just a quaalude away."

  • sheena laglue is den mother to the mafia girl scout troop. "we sell protection."

  • chesty throatlove is the tavern slint who recoiled from all things holy

  • garth thrushmore is the stunt ventriloquist. "talk the talk. walk the talk."

  • chauncy justice is the automated wombat puncturing device

  • kristof wiggerink plays a disgraced rocket scientist in of peppermints and vitriol

  • juris prudence is the gassy home security tech

  • hans mittlegrueber in nazi street hustle

  • spazz portnoy is the vegan street hustler

  • bam marguerrita and christian slater are the soda pop love tappers 

  • courtney wainwright is the cannibal psychotherapist. "she gets to the heart of the problem."

  • perth amboy is the witless raconteur

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch in dropship in a turkish bath house

  • delphine adiago is the encephalopod mistress

  • mathilda wainwright stars in have nipples, will travel

  • horst belleweather in dial b for brisket

  • artemis mandrake plays a beleaguered manners detective in when decency takes a holiday

  • blimey cosgrove stars in piss like there's no tomorrow

  • praxley bendish stars in the breakout apocolypcomedy uranium sandwich

  • enid swain is the lusty batchain puller

  • churchill turrwelliver guest stars in how i stopped worrying and learned to love the balm

  • horst burwell is the cannibal country doctor

  • sweetbriar jenks in momma don't allow no symbiotes 'round here

  • thermopylae breadsnort is the crisco kid

  • bazz nightshade plays an incontinent gangster in puddle of piss

  • bors hamburger is the overspecialized entrepreneur

  • chastity bunglark is the smug diplomat's daughter

  • octavia foxtrot stars in operation gilded dildo

  • jordy feltwell is the indy rock assassin

  • samba dickslap makes a triumphant return to the screen as the transgender canary in a kinky coalmine

  • peaches delacroix stars in dropship lozenge: the jodhpur incident

  • von bin-bin meadowlark is the stuttering president

  • il pasto quantex is the cannibal daytrader

  • r. thurwell is black thug #8

  • yoinks magoo is korean waiter #4

  • crackers feldstein is the gimlet hunter

  • chikki counter#chikki stars in confessions of a midwestern corpse grinder. the most shocking spool feed of the season. sequel to last year's to the abattoir born.

  • binky smithson plays a homicidal breath mint in after-dinner deathwish

  • bazz fontanue stars in an inquiry in pleather

  • bazz fontanue and luscious jackson are the new orleans bladder cops

  • bazz fontanue plays an absent-minded amnesiac in double whammy!

  • chikki consuelo is the thorax tickler

  • ignatio valdez in the uproarious new comedy of manners, an ill-considered off-color joke at breakfast time

  • gobzo smasher stars in the havoc-strewn bromedy, 'cuz i was bored at work

  • lapeppo hobgood will break your heart as a cube worker who suffers from cultural dysphoric disorder. severe disconnect with commonly acceptable behavior due to failure to identify culturally inappropriate topics reduces him to the watercooler pariah. the sequel to last year's tearjerker, an acute case of cultural dizzrhythmia.

  • triffid slugwell stars as the jihadist surreal serial jihadi killer, in a vision of surreal terror

  • hyperion sweltermeat stars in renaissance men of the adirondacks. the explosive sequel to dockside impressionists.

  • baz basingthwaite is the prurient nibbler

  • larkspur gravy is the one-armed juggler

  • belinda stenecky is the sociopathic marriage counsellor for hire

  • prims dyspeptitude stars in charnel house follies

  • belinda mulestamper is the midwife with a grudge. "delivery's gonna be a bitch."

  • la'toshie bambata is the queer theory psychopath. "one way or another, she'll get her bellhooks into you."

  • reggy 'toffee trousers' herringbone is mincing under the light of a gibbous moon

  • manderly von auschwitz stars in a symphony of sex crimes

  • bang mcnally stars in once upon a time in hell.  "one's appetite is commensurate with the body count."

  • teddy jaguar and sanchez bandolini are the surrealist short-order cooks

  • noseums sunswitch stars in terror at boggy creek. "there's something forming, something seething, something in the pond out back"

  • horst el yobbo plays a disruptive street urchin in three pennies to the wind

  • bob law is cannibal dad. "honey, i ate the kids!"

  • piers wembley stars in diary of a teenage mafia don

  • melificent arcwelder is weighed down by 1,000 false eyes

  • blimey cosgrove is the homicidal wombat

  • this summer, flatulence has a new name: hapgood el yobbo

  • dirk goochminder stars in the fonderswelter papers

  • reginald passelthwaite is the prawn among men

  • carruthers torquay stars in sex like molasses

  • yolanda botchkins is distortion block mama. "she'll rape you from the inside out."

  • ixnay and the conduit brothers present memoirs of a rocket launcher. "oh, the metal i have touched, the fuselages i have caressed, the blossoming orange blooms i have enabled, the panicked parachuting i have occasioned."

  • tetsuo hiroshima stars as a vigilante japanese preacher in the american deep south in hiroshima mon armor

  • artemis wayshiner stars in full steam towards insignificance

  • ignatico wayvyer is the preening prognostic

  • ulysses bravo plays a penicl factory foreman who snaps in lead astray

  • esteban scrotus is the manjunk sportin' punk

  • horst el yobbo is the backroom git

  • kevin shankelfizz is the ernstwhile information specialist

  • spazz portnoy stars in the devil's saddle diaper

  • angelo sturgess in please kill me now: my life as an npr music critic

  • this summer, incompetence has a new name: mums bartholomew

  • octavia plantagenent is the low-impact erotic dancer. "she had only lift a finger to drive men nuts."

  • ernst spacklmore plays a hapless nazi waiter in cha-cha nazi rhumba

  • pork ribs o'shea and puddin' tits o'malley in destination: brisket

  • aloysius nosegay is the cocaine-addled boy scout

  • lucretia wingbat stars in nostrils wide shut. a film by stanley pubrick.

  • horst el yobbo is the flatulent bank clerk

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch in cannibal gypsy: the musical

  • chesty throatlove plays a sexbot with a heart of gold in waystation for the tender hearted

  • artemis kreplach is the hottentot of twat. coming soon to your favorite spoolfeed.

  • fauvist nightshade is the surrealist heckler

  • chikki fenderstain is the laoatian foxbat

  • dib shivot is the impractical fornicator

  • cha-cha sirracha is the great unknower. "she unknows all that can be known."

  • billy nevingator is the last of the man-sized rockers

  • fran dreischer is the jhadi nanny

  • augur boatswain is the lascivious bat puller

  • gas guipos is the backwards facing washroom attendant

  • drexel ratch as drexel ratch in indiscretion assured

  • chance butters is the hare-lipped sexboy

  • macintosh spivey stars in my life as an amateur astronaut

  • mephisto jones is the backbirthee

  • dirk goochminder stars in the sizzling new tell-all biopic, a coral sea snake remembers

  • bongo hasbeen leads a band of homicidal pranksters in burning man death race

  • artemis kreplach stars in windbag 

  • princely saunders is the tittering poofter. "your very existence amuses him."

  • triffid slugwell stars in the mating habits of fjords

  • grifitths waxpout is the homicidal sommelier. "order as if life depended on it."

  • lacey davenport leads a cast of disreputable b-listers in throwdown at bojangles

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