apps with an edge

 

  • oubliette: the social app for people who have been cancelled

  • a social media app for posting near-death experiences called almost "living your best almost-snuffed out life!"

  • a social app for ocd germophobes called rinse and repeat

  • a social app for onanists called circle jerk

  • a dating app that caters to people who claim to have seen sasquatch called sighted

  • a social app for people who have been cancelled by far-left or far-right cancel culture called scarlet letter

  • a porn fighting app that transforms the young bodies of porn stars into the saggy aged bodies of octogenarians in real time on your computer screen

  • a dating app for the blind called blind loving the blind where specially trained seeing eye dogs handle the swipe left/right duties

  • a mindfulness app that takes an unflattering selfie of you and posts it to all your social media before you can stop it if you fail at mindfulness with your digital device

  • a community-building app called cthulhu for those who eagerly await the end of the world

  • a mindfulness/anti-porn app called fapp that uploads an undeletable screenshot of your porn search history to your social media channels if you fail at being mindful

  • a mindfulness phone app that connects to your paypal and deducts $10 to give to charity each time you fail at being mindful. and another that administers an electric shock. buy the paid version to unlock higher voltages.

  • the beuna vista social network - the social community for cuban musicians only

  • a social media app called redacted, where most words in posts are obscured by a thick black line mere minutes after being published

  • a social platform devoted solely to updates on women's sexual moods called clitter

  • a dating app that matches up mass shooters with mass shooting survivors. only available in america.

  • sub-twitter: an app for tweeting out subtext

  • an ISIS dating app called jihad

  • micro-twitter. 16-character limit. 'for when twitter is too much.'

  • a dating app for practitioners of abusive sex called safe word

  • a dating app for covid-19 positive called okcovid

  • a dating app for arsonists and pyromaniacs called hotstuff

  • a dating app for sociopaths called exploit

  • linkedin for dead people, called linkedout. help the dead celebrate their posthumous job anniversaries. endorse the no-longer living for the skill sets they possessed when they were still alive.

  • a phone app called ipoop that analyzes the screen surface to quantify the amount of trace fecal matter that is on it

  • instagrammar. where people post selfies of themselves correcting improper grammar in public signs.

  • a hook-up app called spank, for people who don't want to date or fuck, but who only want to meet strangers to get or receive spankings

  • dating app for jam band followers called plenty of phish

  • dating apps for today's progressives:

    • plenty of woke fish​

    • ok non-gendered cupid

    • non-binary match

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