apps with an edge

 

  • oubliette: the social app for people who have been cancelled

  • a dating app that caters to people who claim to have seen bigfoot

  • a porn fighting app that transforms the young bodies of porn stars into the saggy aged bodies of octogenarians in real time on your computer screen

  • a mindfulness app that takes an unflattering selfie of you and posts it to all your social media before you can stop it if you fail at mindfulness with your digital device

  • a mindfulness/anti-porn app called fapp that uploads an undeletable screenshot of your porn search history to your social media channels if you fail at being mindful

  • a mindfulness phone app that connects to your paypal and deducts $10 to give to charity each time you fail at being mindful 

  • another that administers an electric shock. buy the paid version to unlock higher voltages.

  • the beuna vista social network - the social community for cuban musicians only

  • a social media app called redacted, where most words in posts are obscured by a thick black line mere minutes after being published

  • a social platform devoted solely to updates on women's sexual moods called clitter

  • a dating app that matches up mass shooters with mass shooting survivors. only available in america.

  • sub-twitter: an app for tweeting out subtext

  • an ISIS dating app

  • a dating app for arsonists and pyromaniacs called hotstuff

  • linkedin for dead people, called linkedout. help the dead celebrate their posthumous job anniversaries. endorse the no-longer living for the skill sets they possessed when they were still alive.

  • dating app for jam band followers called plenty of phish

  • dating apps for today's progressives:

    • plenty of woke fish​

    • ok non-gendered cupid

    • non-binary match

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